Where do I begin? :greenie:
One of our old dogs was named Mouse... and when we had mice, we called one Dog, just to put that into balance.
My mom's two cats are brother and sister, she named them Phil and Lil :rolleyes2
My sister's cat goes by the name of Fat.
We call our one dog Bog; she's this hefty always-hungry spaniel, and her original name (Snuggles) just didn't fit her.
As for cool names, our newest dog (a border collie) is named Koda. :)