Are you a PT?

Oh yeah, well I held (insert girl's name here)'s hand yesterday for five minutes!

*is the shizznit on the playground for the next two recesses* :cool:

Oh, ew, you've got GIRL GERMS. ;_;

I jumped off the castle and slammed (insert girl's name here) face into the concrete.

:cool:

have you told your parents that you're gay yet?

Nice pants

One of the boys in second grade used to tell me, "You're pretty! Pretty ugly. Nah, you're just plain ugly!"

I wasn't offended; I just thought he was dumb. Probably jealous 'cause I kicked his ass at dodgeball.

I knew this kid who liked to tell me that I was funny. Funny looking.

So now I keep my head wrapped in a long, mummy-like bandage at all times.

Similar, only I keep his head in bandages.

Not attached to his body.

Reall Funny Man-Person(holy cow that make an awesome username): "What is red and itchy?"
Totally Stupid Bumhead: "Err, I dunno,"
Reall Funny Man-Person: "Fanny rash!"
Reall Funny Man-person: "You get it?"
Totally Stupid Bumhead: "Yeah, like it is red-"
Reall Funny Man-person: "HAHAHAHAHA, you get fanny rash!"