1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy

97. You use 5 bottles of hair gel a day to give it that authentic Cloud spike

98) You start carrying around marbles and saying it's your orb of light or materia
99) When you claim you're losing your memory when spending too much time with your pets
100) When you're bored you read the FF instruction manuals or Players guides
101) You plan out your entire strategy to the game on paper, such as who will have what equipped who will learn what, what order you teach them in... etc. etc.

THE JACKEL

102) When engaged in a fight, you and your gang stand in a line to the right and attack in sequential order.

103) When you get to level 99 on Final Fantasy V....

104.When you end each sentence with ya know
105.When you talk loudly in one or two word sentences like Fujin
106.You get a tatoo that says Final Fantasy is old skool
107.When play FF X-2 4 times over until you get every dressphere.
108.In FFX if you get all of your blitzball players to level 100
109.In FFX when you're able to defeat a created monster from the monster arena.
110/If you're him http://agsma.acparadise.com/FC2K/laguna.jpg

111. When you can ACTUALLY think of 1001 ways to know if you play too much Final Fantasy. (Or 111 for that matter)

112. When asked why you beat someone up you say "I needed the 15 AP so I could master the use of stashing megaelixirs"
113. During the mile run, you frequently cast haste on yourself.
114. When you threaten people with "Bitch, don't make me cast reflect and bounce ultima off my party."
115. At the bus stop during the winter you cast firaga and wonder why it's still cold."

116.) When your singing the song "Sugar, we're going down" by fallout boy and you get to the part, "Don't tell mommy im watching you two from the closet, wishing to be the friction in your cheaks, isn't it messed up, how im just dying to be him," you cant help but wish to be Zidane, because you think Garnet is hot.

117.) When you start explaining what an RPG by immidiatly telling them that final fantasy is an RPG.

118.) When you become Addicted to online ff things such as Final Fighting Fantasy.

119.) When you've come up with a theory of how all numbered ff games are related in Chronilogical order, from one through ten.

120.) When you start to realize that many of the things you posted yourself relate to you, a lot.

121.) When you start to thinks Sword-Chucks are the bomb, and should be put into a future ff game.

122) When you're in the military and everytime you hear RPG you think role playing game, while everyone else thinks rocket propelled grenade

THE JACKEL

123) If you dream about final fantasy
124) If you came up with the last 123 reasons.

125) If you play Final Fantasy all the day at summer holiday with exceptions of eating and sleeping. (And yes im guilty)

126) When you watch Advent Children and die inside after the realisation that Tifa isn't real...

127. When you actually try to summon espers...(I mean I know if I try harder Leviathan will appear)

128. When any of these apply to you

129. When you take a black rock and try to call forth a meteor to destroy the world

130. You try and grow your hair as long as Sephiroth's

131. You still are wondering why Cliud did not use Life or a phoenix down on Aeris.

132. When you know what Midgard means...(Okay I am guilty but it was not because of FF VII I know what it means)

133. When you wish that people would change clothes like in FF X-2

134. When you suggest #133 to a friend who is a girl, and knows what you mean and then she slaps you on the face.

135. After doing #134 you try to cast cure on yourself, but wonder why it still hurts.

136.When you post more then once in this thread.
137. When you go to the store and get pissed when they won't sell phenix down or potions to you.
138.When you start wondering how much HP and MP you(in real life) have.

139.If you try to play Blitzball with your friends!