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10-18-2005, 10:08 PM
Old Manus

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giga Guess

Well, in any case, by now, I should have 4 lifetimes of bad luck, a third nipple growing out of my forehead, dead numerous times over, and paying for MSN and Hotmail 18 times over. Hmph....

You actually read these
10-18-2005, 10:10 PM
themagicroundabout

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giga Guess

Hmph.

.
10-18-2005, 11:01 PM
Skarr

Chain letters suck.
10-19-2005, 12:13 AM
Giga Guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

You actually read these

Back in my more naive days...now they just go buh-bye into the trash bin.
10-19-2005, 12:42 AM
tastetherainbow

I think chain letters are worse than spam.
10-19-2005, 01:08 AM
Lawr

Quote:

Originally Posted by Giga Guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

You actually read these

Back in my more naive days...now they just go buh-bye into the trash bin.

These are my more naive days!!!

I've died more times than my age.
And I have bad luck for 4 Lifetimes and Demon Kids will follow me everywhere,
~~My true love will be...~~
10-19-2005, 02:50 AM
xtreme112

The number of stupid chain letters I've had amazes me...

I got one early this month saying
"On the First of August the use of MSN will be charged and compulsary but if you send this chain letter around it will exempt you from being charged..."

If those letters were true I wouldve been visited by about 3 headless ghosts or ghosts popping out of mirrors and I would have been brutally slaughtered about 3 times over, plus I would also be a virgin, never have a girlfriend and have no friends and bad luck for the rest of my life...point being they are complete and utter garbage.

I love it when you get a spooky chain letter full of typo's
"If u dont send this u will b murderd in 20 secods!"
:P theyre so pathetic
10-19-2005, 03:50 AM
Azure Chrysanthemum

I tend to get things like this more often:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Some scammer

MR KINGSLEY ABUAH
LAGOS-NIGERIA WEST AFRICA

DEAR FRIEND,

I AM A DIRECTOR OF THE CONTRACT SECTION OF THE NIGERIAN
TRANSPORT AND AVIATION HEADQUARTERS IN LAGOS, NIGERIA, WEST AFRICA.I WRITE
BASED ON A RECOMMENDATION FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE.
BY VIRTUE OF MY POSITION IN THE MINISTRY, MYSELF AND SOME
OF MY COLLEAGUES ARE BENEFICIARIES OF FUNDS IN THE SUM OF
$25,000,000.00(TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS).

THIS AMOUNT IS PRESENTLY AWAITING OFFSHORE REMITTANCE INTO
FOREIGN ACCOUNT SINCE IT COULD NOT BE PAID HERE DUE TO
RESTRICTIONS IMPOSED ON CIVIL SERVANTS REGARDING OWNERSHIP OF FOREIGN
ACCOUNT.
THIS AMOUNT IN QUESTION ($25,000,000.00) RESULTED FROM OVER
INVOICED BILLS FROM CONTRACT EXECUTED BY A FOREIGN FIRM IN
MY MINISTRY TO THE TUNE OF $59,000,000.00 (FIFTY NINE MILLION UNITED STATES
DOLLARS).

THIS PROJECT HAS BEEN COMPLETED AND THE ORIGINAL CONTRACTOR HAS RECEIVED THE
$34,000,000.00(THIRTY FOUR MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) DUE TO HIM, WHILE
$25,000,000.00(TWENTY FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS) OVER INVOICED
SURPLUS IS NOW FLOATING IN A SUSPENSE ACCOUNT.

IT IS AGAINST THIS BACKDROP THAT I SEEK YOUR COOPERATION IN
ACCOMODATING THIS FUND IN YOUR CUSTODY.FOR YOUR PART IN
HELPING US, MY COLLEAGUES AND I PROPOSE 20% OF THE TOTAL
SUM TO YOU, 70% FOR OURSELVES AND 10% FOR MISCELLANEOUS EXPENSES ON BOTH
SIDES LIKE TELEPHONE AND FAX BILLS.
I ASSURE YOU THAT WE HAVE DONE OUR HOME WORK VERY WELL IN OTHER TO MAKE THIS
DEAL 100% RISK FREE. IF YOU ARE
INTERESTED IN THIS SAFE DEAL, PLEASE CONTACT ME AT ONCE
THROUGH E-MAIL.

THIS TRANSACTION IS EXPECTED TO BE COMPLETED UNDER FIVE
WORKING DAYS WITH YOUR COOPERATION AS ARRANGEMENTS WITH THE MINISTERIAL
DEPARTMENT IN CHARGE OF THE TRANSFERENCE HAS BEEN CONCLUDED, IF YOU HAVE ANY
QUESTION, PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT ME.

YOURS FAITHFULLY
10-19-2005, 07:21 AM
Reine

Ive only ever gotten one ^_^

Some lame thing about some ghost that will come to kill me at midnight if i didnt send it to thirty people xD

Thing is, i dont even KNOW that many people

Straight into trash can
10-19-2005, 09:54 AM
CaZ!

Two of the saddest chain latters i ever recieved were
1) a one about a child in a mothers womb who did not understand that an abortion ment him being murdered by his parents

2) and the most upsetting one i got was when we were told we were gonna have top pay for msn i was propa guttayed :(
10-20-2005, 01:37 AM
Apollo

I just saw this one when I got home a few minutes ago. It's hard to take a person who types like that very seriously.

> Did u know? B4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person of the opposite
>sex thinking of u. They want you they want to kiss u, They want to be with
>u they are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they are
>longing to be with u. This is all true not a fake if u repost this to in 5
>mins the person that is longing to be with you will approach you in a month
>and ask u out or grab u and snog the face off u. But if you break thischain
>no1 will like u or ask u again for 5 years!!!
>
>Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
>WILL have
>THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY.
>You're number one *love* Will either
>kiss you,
>ask you out,
>or call
>you,
>or text you,
>or better.
>
>
>If you break this chain you will have a
>HORRIBLE day on FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>REPOST DONT REPLY
10-20-2005, 01:40 AM
crashNUMBERS

I was seriously going to wait 8 seconds until I noticed what the last word said...
10-20-2005, 01:49 AM
Spammerman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

One I recieved recently:

>>> >>>> > >>Dear Diary, They told me that I was the ugliest thing they'd
>>> >>>>ever
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>seen, and i started to
>>> >>>>cry.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I went home and Jake called me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I thought the day would
>>> >>>> >get
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>better.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But he told me that long
>>> >>>> > >>distance relationships dont work out.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He lived in California, and I moved to
>>>Michigan.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then I
>>> >>>>told him I loved him and that I missed him.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He told me that the only reason he ever went out with me was
>>> >>>> > >>because
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I was a joke, and he was dared to.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then he dumped me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>We were
>>> >>>> >going out for two and a half years!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November 9,1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Today got a little better.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I miss jake so
>>>much you
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dont even know
>>> >>>> > >>diary!!!!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But he even changed his number so I wouldn't call him.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>But the most hottest guy at school asked me to the dance!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>And those prissy girls that said im ugly let me hang out
>>> >>>>with them
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>at lunch
>>> >>>> >today.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>It was cool!!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November
>>>10,1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying right now... turns out that hot guy was a jerk at
>>> >>>>the
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dance he
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>poured his punch on me, and those girls ripped my dress
>>> >>>> > >>and
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >everyone
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>started
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>laughing.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Then my grandma told me today that mom and dad got in a
>>>
>>> >>>>little car
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>accident
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>today at work.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>They're in critical condition, they might
>>> >>>>die.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I can't write anymore.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November 11, 1999
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Todays a saturday... but me and grandma were at the hospital
>>> >>>> > >>all
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>night long.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Dad died
>>> >>>> >this
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>morning.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Mom is going to
>>> >>>>live, but she's crippled for her life.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I wanna die too. while we were at the hospital grandma found
>>> >>>>out
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>that she had
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>cancer in her stomach.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>She has to go on chemo-therapy.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I cant believe daddy died.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying more then I have my whole life.
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm in shock.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I cant write...I'm
>>> >>>> >too
>>> >>>> > >>tired.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I need sleep.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>November
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>12
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Daddy is not dead!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>He can't be!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Its all a dream.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>My life is perfect.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>Jake still loves me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I can barely write.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I'm crying too much.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I wanna
>>> >>>> >die.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Take
>>> >>>> > >>me.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Bye...
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>One day later, Lisa was found dead in her basement.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>She had hung herself
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>with a yellow rope.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>I am her mother.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>My name is Maranda Gonzalez.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>The reason I wrote this e-mail to all of you, is because no
>>> >>>>one
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>> >>else
>>> >>>> >deserves
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>what my daughter had.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Please remember that everyone needs love.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Everyone needs a hug
>>> >>>> > >>everyday.
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>No one should be made fun of, or
>>>insulted.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>No one deserves to die like Lisa did.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>All of you please dont be the
>>> >>>>popular prissy girls that
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>put
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>other people down to make themselves
>>> >>>> >feel better!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Please dont be the awful posessed date for the dance that
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>makes people cry.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Now please do me the honor of sending this to as many people
>>> >>>>as you
>>> >>>> > >>can think of.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>So that
>>> >>>> > >>way everyone will know not to be a jerk.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Thank you.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>Everyone who send this will be rewarded with a random act of
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>kindness..
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>this
>>> >>>> >i
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>promise you.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>wAtCh OuT! send send send! but if u want to see wut your
>>> >>>>sendin
>>> >>>> > >>about scroll
>>> >>>> >down
>>> >>>> > >>now!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>>>
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>>
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>>
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>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>>>ok aw im out of breath. ok this is the big noos this is a
>>> >>>>murder
>>> >>>> > >>virus u have just been cursed. u will have encounters unless
>>> >>>>u send
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>this.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>but if u don't a girl will apear at the
>>> >>>>end of ur bed and will go
>>> >>>>
>>> > >>up to u and talk then
>>> >>>> >kill
>>> >>>> > >>u!
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>to go now.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>sincerily
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>david loed
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>dear composer
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>pleaz don't send this to me im scared to death i have had
>>> >>>>nitemares
>>> >>>> > >>ever since. awwwwwwww hahaha. ive have had this email a
>>> >>>>month ago
>>> >>>> > >>and the little girl hasn't killed me yet but she has come to
>>> >>>>me
>>> >>>>for
>>> >>>> > >>a month now.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>yours NOT truly
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>magan steve
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>see
>>> >>>> >there
>>> >>>> >u
>>> >>>> > >>go
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>now
>>> >>>> >
>>> >>
>>> >>>> > >>scroll
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>0 peoples- that girl will
>>> >>>> > >>come
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>2 peoples-she will watch u
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>4 peoples-u will have bad luck for a month
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>10
>>> >>>> >peoples-she will leave u
>>> >>>> > >>
>>>
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>alone.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>14 peoples-u will have good luck.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>18 peoples- u will have good luck and a secret admirer of ur
>>> >>>> > >>choice.
>>> >>>> > >>
>>> >>>> > >>20 peoples- if u want to send this to anymore over 20
>>> >>>>peoples u
>>> >>>> > >>will have extremmly good luck and u will go out for dinner
>>> >>>>with ur
>>> >>>> > >>family in the next week
>>> >>>> >or
>>> >>>> > >>2!
>>

What a pile of [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]

ive read to many versions of this.
10-20-2005, 01:57 AM
Shlup

Freaking MySpace bulletins... Lately everyone on my friends list is posting that 'skinning and beating a live animal' that was freaking people out in EoEO a few months ago. "omg herez an animal lets not buy clothes cuz all teh places that have pants kill teh babiez".

Rather than post a stupid one, I will post my favorite one ever (contains swearing):

Quote:

okay.. heres what you do.. type ur name.. & then next to it.. slam ur head on tha keyboard.. & make up an acronymn with the letters you hit.

scott- iohy - I'm on heroin, yes!
joe-rtgh-retarded teachers gone holy!
Bryan- hyu- hey you're ugly!!!!
Sean- nbv- Never Bite Vagina's
Sando- ty- Thank You
Mr. Fabulous A.k.A. Glitter Dick - vbcl - Very Big Cocain Line
Sara Marie--nly--Never Licked You
Bill DaBrewski -- nmhjuk - Now, Morning Handjobs Just Underwhem Kelsey.
Shane - uyjh - under your jelly, Hank
Myranda- nmp- nasty man penis
Neil-ciamt-crack if addicting, mother smurfer
Heather-frt- freakin right tonkatrucks!!
Leah-dcfg-Doesnt cum for girls
cameron-bv-best vagina
10-20-2005, 04:15 AM
repo man

Who the hell goes by the nickname "Glitter Dick?" Is he the brother of Gold Dust?

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