The Da Vinci Code

It's airport fiction, plain and simple, just they've switched the greek letter out of the title for "Da Vinci" XD

Chi Code? Gamma Code? Omicron Code? What could you mean? xD

I mean, the kind of books that have titles akin to "The Omega Directive," "The Alpha Conspiracy," and "The Epsilon File." And books by Robert Ludlum. The things you can buy in airports as crap to read on the beach whilst on holiday. They're only written to hold your attention long enough for you to read it once, and then you'll never want to read it again. No real depth, no real content, just fluff to kill time with.

What do you expect from a man named "Dan Brown"? The name is almost as dull as his book.

;_;

*is writing a novel and has an incredibly uninteresting real name*

Oh well, I could always publish it under a psuedonym, provided I finish the damn thing.

I think the folks over at Fanfiction.net regard Dan Brown as some sort of demigod. He gives them hope.