Santa Claus

He could be anyone's spiritual dad, Jesus w/e.

I still believe in him because I feel like it. :p

go ahead, the image of the gift giver is the santa I say doesn't exist.

You take him pretty seriously for someone who doesnt believe.

I don't want to ruin it for kids that's all and all this just comes from that or I'm making it up as I go along.

Santa sure does know how to bake a good cake :)

Yeah, he tried to stuck his fat ass down my chimy, so I scared away his reindeer by throwing rocks so he can walk home.

its hard to have him as a dad...
since i cant tell anyone and stuff
hes on A Weight Watchers Diet u know?
and still everyone makes fun of him for being chubby... :cry:

for the record his name isnt Santa its Tim, Tim Allen
and u can call me Charlie...:shifty:

I believe.