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10-29-2005, 11:28 AM
GunbladeMaster

yeah
but all the episodes have the same amount of humor
10-29-2005, 11:38 AM
xX.Silver.Wings.Xx

I wanna live in Tyrinoba!!!! FIRE ANTS RULE!!!!
10-29-2005, 03:28 PM
theundeadhero

If I pull a few strings I could be the soldier who comes to invade your land and take it back in the name of America.

Of course, I can be persuaded :shifty:
10-29-2005, 05:40 PM
Giga Guess

Quote:

Originally Posted by Azar With A Hat

I think we should give the Dakotas to Canada because nobody cares about them. And they kinda suck anyway.

What makes you think WE want them either? :p
10-29-2005, 05:45 PM
Doomie

Wow, we're bashing the president. What a new and innovative idea! :p
10-29-2005, 05:56 PM
escobert

My friends called the white house and told them he sucked donkey balls.
10-30-2005, 10:07 PM
Dignified Pauper

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Originally Posted by Hsu

Dear President Marick:

As I am also a citizen of western central Ohio, I have decided to also secede from the Union; however, I will be my own independent nation, separate from yours. As the new president of New Ethiopia, I request that you forfeit all snack foods and soda pops, or else I will send in my weapons inspectors because you most likely are harboring Weapons of Miniscule Destruction.

Regards,
President Shoeberto Ramirez

Esteemed President Shoeberto Ramirez,

As the President of Tyrinoba, I must order you to desist in your ordering my nation around. Our armies are mobilized for war! We will never hand over our WMDs to you, and yes, we do have them, O' tyrannical one. We will not bow to your whims. Behold, for Tyrinoba will destroy the once proud City State of America and conquer her liberty by marching up her dress to the torch! We will usher in a wave of great philosophy and rock and roll. We have already decided to annex the rest of the yard to Tyrinoba and whipe out those native American ants and spread our colony of genetically altered Fire Ants into the lands.

Furthmore, I warn you to either join us, or become our Protectorate. The choice is yours.

The Most Exhalted,
Supreme Patriarch Marick

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

Dear Supreme Patriarch Marick,

Upon being informed of your attempted seccession from the United States of America, I have determined that you are stealing one cubic yard of land zoned within the city limits of Xenia, Ohio. Furthermore, that cubic yard of land lies directly beneath the guest restroom in my personal residence. Please give it back or I will be forced to defecate upon your newly-declared nation with reckless abandon.

Yours,

John Saraga, Mayor
101 North Detroit Street
Xenia, Ohio 45385

Governing Mayor, John Saraga,

I have cleverly hidden my areas of succession far from the eyes of the city states of America. In a small town of Wapakoneta, there is a land being formed and Tyrinoba shall rise to crush your foolish lands, unless you bow to my whims and demands. If you travel there, you will only find me in Tyrinoba on the most religious holidays, where I shall conduct mass publicized sacrifices in the name of the most high God. All other times, I am sitting in a small room in the middle of the Ohioan State, plotting the revolution. We will NOT be quelled by you and your threats.

Extremely Hostile,
Supreme Patriarch Marick
10-30-2005, 10:28 PM
Kamiko

Dear George;
Send this letter to 20 world leaders within the next 5 minutes or you won't get any from Cheney for the next 4 years.
Sincerely;
Anonymous
10-31-2005, 04:16 AM
nik0tine

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kamiko

Dear George;
Send this letter to 20 world leaders within the next 5 minutes or you won't get any from Cheney for the next 4 years.
Sincerely;
Anonymous

Dear Kamiko
You win.
10-31-2005, 04:17 AM
rubah

what happened to arizona, mari?

and can I still come over?
10-31-2005, 04:24 AM
FFGuevara

Dear Mr.Bush when will you start using seig heil?
10-31-2005, 04:29 AM
Erdrick Holmes

Dear President Marrick

The country of Joelonia wishes to form a treaty in hopes of assisting and associating with your war. In exchange for immunity, armistance, naked anime lesbians, and a keg of your best canadian beer we will provide your country with an army of soldiers trained in the art of "I pwn you with a controller" and martial arts.

We await your reply.

Reguards,
Joel Anthony Holmes, emperor of Joelonia
10-31-2005, 04:30 AM
nik0tine

Quote:

Originally Posted by rubah

what happened to arizona, mari?

and can I still come over?

Oh, Arizona failed a while ago.
10-31-2005, 05:20 AM
Dignified Pauper

Rubah, you're always welcome. But you have to sleep with me in my bed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joel

Dear President Marrick

The country of Joelonia wishes to form a treaty in hopes of assisting and associating with your war. In exchange for immunity, armistance, naked anime lesbians, and a keg of your best canadian beer we will provide your country with an army of soldiers trained in the art of "I pwn you with a controller" and martial arts.

We await your reply.

Reguards,
Joel Anthony Holmes, emperor of Joelonia

Salutations Joel.

First of all, I refuse to accept your blatant disregard for my title as Supreme Patriarch rather than President. Secondly, I have no use for lesbians; I'm of the homosexual persuasion. Thirdly, Canadian? Fourth, I'll sign your treaty if you become a protectorate of my proud nation, submit to the whims of my deity, and learn to spell "regards".

Insincerely.
Supreme Patriarch Marick.
10-31-2005, 07:57 AM
theundeadhero

I miss Eizon :(

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