then cloud came into yuffie and vincents hotel room to congradulate them but when he went into their room he saw...
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then cloud came into yuffie and vincents hotel room to congradulate them but when he went into their room he saw...
Yuffie dead from cuts and vincent gone
with yazoo's gunblade and cloud's
sword rose up from hell giving cloud a 5-minute operation taking out all the cheese in his stomach and then all the cheese went to the dun dun dun cheese swissulator while mean while I went to the place where vincent was mournig about yuffies death so then I gave Yuffie a pheonix down then vincent said ''wha'' Then I said(Yup me cloud omnislash Strife the twin of cloud) said''All you had to do was use a pheonix down" Then Yuffie woke up and said to me "my Hero"THen she kissed me repeatedly leaving Vincent crying.:lovers: :D
Vincent ran to Lucretia's cave
Vincent: She never did love me.......
Lucrecia: Thats why u have me!
Vincent then saw the truth about christmas, there is no Santa Claus!
*Annoying ringtone*Quote:
Vincent (V): There is no god!
Vincent picks up the phoneQuote:
Lucrecia (L) : Hello? This is Lucrecia speaking... Vince, it's for you.
Quote:
V:Yelloooow?
Quote:
God: Santa doesn't exist, I'm still up here, ****head.
Vincent goes to MidgarQuote:
V:Oh yeah.
Quote:
Cloud(C):We should join forces to destroy my evil twin, Cloud Omnislash Strife.
Quote:
V: Yeah! He stole yuffie off me.
COS appears overhead brandishing ultima weapon and holding Yuffie.Quote:
Cloud Omni. Strife(COS): Why not, It's not as if it was hard.
Quote:
Yuffie: You two don't stand a chance!
All of the knights come down and each omnislash COS, who Drops Yuffie, who is then caught by Vince.Quote:
Cloud: Combination! Omnislash and Knights of the Round.
Quote:
Yuffie:Aah phooie, so much for my happy ending.
Quote:
Vincent:Oh, she's been brainwashed
Yuffie slaps Vince and leavesQuote:
Yuffie: No I haven't Dumbass.
Meanwhile
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...medium/red.gif: Geezzz, Barret, what are we going to do tonight?
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...ium/barret.gif: Same thing we do every night, Nanaki, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!
*Sound of Thunder can be heard*
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...choco%2013.gif: NO!!!!! As the hero around here, I will stop you two!!!!!! Go Choco!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...lar/barret.gif :Ya right!! Eat this, Spikey ass.
*4444*
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/.../choco%205.gif: WARKKK!!!! It's hurt!!!!! I'm off!!!!
*Choco ran away*
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...02/Red%202.gif: For my love, Barret. I shall vanquish you, Cloud!!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...ff%205/red.gif VShttp://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/.../cloud%205.gif
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...%203/cloud.gif: Bad Doggie! Bad Doggie!!! Wack!! Wack!!!
*8765*
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...05/red%202.gif: WAAAAAARHHHH!!! It's hurt!!! Barret!!!!!!!!!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...204/barret.gif: Get lost loser.
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...7/diff/red.gif: YOU CALLED ME LOSER....!!???
*Sound Of Thunder Can Be Heard Again....*
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...barret%202.gif: YA!!! LOSER!!LOSER!!LOSER!!!LOSER!!!LOSER!!!LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...ff%202/red.gif: I loved you and this is how you treat me....FINE!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...ium/barret.gif: Why will a hunk like me like a DOG anyway?
ME COS:YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS FIGHTING EACH OTHER AND CLOUD BRO I WAS NEVER EVIL I am just cooler than you!
Barret and Red 13:Wha??
Cloud:thats right he was always the popular guy in SOLDIER School for strong men.He always KOED me in training+He had a large appetite and ate all the macoroni and cheese at the cafatieria.:cry: sad memories ..................
COS me:Bro did I say I was evil?No I didn't.But you want to know how you got your spikey hair?
Cloud:yes!!!!!
CoS me:I am your father!
Cloud:nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
COS:nope just kiddin I always loved you as a bro so I guess I can't be evil.But yuffies Mine!!
Yuffie:woot woot Cloud Omnislash you rock my world!!!Here you can have Cait siths matieria!!!
Cait Sith:I am still alive Yuffie why did you give him my matieria?
Yuffie:Cuase I love him....................................More than you and Vincent!
Vincent:what !My new limit break ants in the pants!!!!!!!!!!!!
CoS me:Wow he turned into pants with ants in them:D
Vincent:Ants attack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CoS:Oh yeah I have the bug spray matieria Baygon attack(baygon is a brand of bugspray.)And I have a pants Ironer:D
Vincent:NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my 2 weaknesses!!!
KO
Yuffie: yay Kisses me repitedly:D
Then Aerith came and saw Yuffie and Cloud together. She got so mad that she killed Yuffie right infront of Cloud. THen cloud..
took his sword ready to chop up...
Aeris into little "Aeris sandwiches".......................:lol:
as well as getting ready to chop up
Some onions Tifa found!!!!!! But the onions were rotten.........
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...f%206/tifa.gif: Oh no!!! The onions are rotten!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...dium/cloud.gif: It's the fault of my evil twin brother!!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...%202/cloud.gif(AKA Cloud_OmniSlash_Strife AKa COS): I gonna destroy every single onions in this world so that the world won't have anymore ONIONS!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/.../cloud%203.gif:No way!!!!! You are no brother of mine!!! Now I remember, you got hatched out from a chocobo's egg and my dad just adopted you cause he thinks is cool.
http://rpgoblivion.gamingsource.net/...%202/cloud.gif: YOU KNOW MY SECRET!!?? Now you shall die!!! *draw sword*