If you were to rule the world...

Make a crown comprised of never-molding/expiring Rye and make everyone sing "Pirates Who Don't Do Anything" in funny accents. :heart:

If I ruled the world, first thing I'd do is I'd tel everyone they had been ruled by hamster for the last 2 millenia... Then help the environment by exterminating all humans and ally myself with Greenpeace :D

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Originally Posted by Mitch

I'd make my wenis bigger.

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I'd come to you first :joey:

Making Chavs outlawed!

Hmm where to begin? this place is a dump it'll take some seeing to. Well ill start off by enforcing a real justice system where the likes of nasty tracksuiters and sovereignettes(chavs to you) and all the other nasty criminals are dished out real justice like putting them in an arena with lions, dangling them on ropes above alligator invested waters, that kind of thing. There would be no cruelty to animals. Meat eating would be stopped(eating animal meat that is if you want to chew on a roasted chav thats fine by me). And criminals would be experimented on instead of animals. Schools would not be the way they are now people being forced to learn about things they're not interested in. Certain subjects like maths and english would obviously be mandatory but school would be like college so colleges would be schools. You would be able to get a job much sooner and not waste needless years being educated in something your not interested in. You would decide what it is you wanted to learn as long as its something sensible of course. There would be no such thing as poverty id fix that. And id also fix things so that we were doing as little harm to the enviroment as possible. No talentless people would be allowed to forge music/ movie careers etc and litter my television and radio with there talentless rubbish. I would also demolish the careers of people like that. Movies from other countries would not be made into american remakes. We can't watch a movie from another country and just have it subtitled in our cinemas? or dubbed? the royal family would obviously be abolished. Any religion which is prejudiced will be abolished. Racism, sexism, and any other discrimination like that would not be tolerated. I would find a way to remain eternally youthful and dish it out to everyone deserving of it. And products that don't work would be no longer available for example hair conditioners that will "make your hair supersoft, glossy, shiny, etc. toothpaste that will make your teeth "brilliantly white". All products that do not work would be gone. And suicide would no longer be illegal. And id make every where look pretty. No where would look rundown or shabby looking unless it was supposed to, something still standing from another time for example.

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Originally Posted by Spiffing Cheese

One day I will be a cabbage. And when I am a cabbage, I shall rule the world and then I shall eat my brains and dance the Macarena! I don't know why. That just sounds like a good plan. And then, I'll chase an iguana up the beach into the seeeeea! I'll then dance with him in the sea. It's fun dancing in the sea. I will then buy some pink dye to dye my cabbagey self pink, because pink is just a cool colour. The next thing I will do is buy an awesome hat to wear on my cabbagey head. Anyway, once I am wearing the awesome hat and I am dyed pink and dancing with an iguana in the sea (the Macarena, plzkthnx) I will sing Bohemian Rhapsody in a loud and unpleasant voice, while kicking my legs in the air and picking my nose! It'll be great fun. After I've done that, I will take the iguana (who is orange, btw) to the zoo and I will put him in the water with the eleven hippos. Hippos are really cool. There might be some chimpanzees (seven, to be precise) in the water, too. In my world, which I've created, and in which I am a dyed-pink cabbage who wears an awesome hat and dances in the sea with orange iguanas, chimpanzees are water-animals and live with hippos. It's all good. Sooo, I will put the orange iguana in the water with the eleven hippos and the seven chimpanzees and he will have a great time. I will then join the orange iguana, the eleven hippos and the seven chimpanzees in the totally awesome water and we will sing "Oooooh the okey cokey!". ;_; I'm not quite sure if that'll work out. So in the next stage of my plan for world domination and taking over the universe; myself, the eleven hippos, the seven chimpanzees and the orange iguana will go to see George Bush, where we will talk circles around ourselves in order to confuse him, then remove him from the White House and name ourselves Presidents. We have lots of presidents now. I am the main one, the dyed-pink cabbage. So now when we are the presidents of the USA, we will slowly creep around the world confusing all of the world leaders, mostly by making the seven chimpanzees eat lots of bread and feed the eleven hippos cheese, so that the world leaders get really confused and hand their titles of world leadership over to us. So we'll get rid of all the world leaders by confusion, and then all of us (the dyed-pink cabbage, the orange iguana, the seven chimpanzees and the eleven hippos) will dance a lot, and we'll also be the world leaders. So now the world is ours! So the dyed-pink cabbage, the eleven hippos, the seven chimpanzees and the orange iguana will now go to all the planets and stars and stuff in the universe until we own all of it, some by default because they were already owned by hippos/chimpanzees/cabbages/iguanas. Yay. So it looks like my plan succeeded! So after we have world domination and leadership of the universe, we will totally chill out with cheese and biscuits and bread and Jelly Babies on deck chairs floating in the sea. We will put random Queen songs on on the radio, and watch the orange iguana swim up and down in the sea, and he will be oh so happy. The lots and lots of ex-world leaders will be sat down in paddling pools which float in the sea (which me (the dyed-pink cabbage), the orange iguana, the seven chimpanzees and the eleven hippos have now dyed pink) and they will join us in singing Bohemian Rhapsody in loud and unpleasant voices, while kicking their legs in the air and picking their noses. And we will all live happily ever after*!

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Create the 99 pence coin (arn't I a genius?:rolleyes2 ). Then I would probably force companies that make crisps (chips if not from britain) multipacks larger, then I would go and make it legal to steal from chavs (people would know who to steal from because they would be branded). After that I would probably try to stop using brakets at every opportunity (). And if I had time I would invest in creating a machine that would brain wash the earths population to make people do anything willingly. (you have just got to stop getting those dirty thoughts readers). Given that the last one might not be impossible I would try to lighten up a little.:eep:

On a side note (. )( .) . Gotta love brackets. No offense;)

XD we had a journal entry like this in mr thomsons class

After I have mastered necromancy, I will raise a humongous army (like 100000000000000000000000000000+ skeletons) and make them ever faithful.(since The best soldier is one who can't feel pain, remorse, hunger, thirst, sympathy, mercy, etc.) After my army has taken over, I will round up all the previous world leaders of importance and drug them all (marijuana) and put them in a rubber room with padded whiffle bats and fireworks with a clear ceiling so I can watch and laugh. Then I will round up all the rocket scientists and make all kinds of high tech stuff so I can invade those other inhabited planets the government's known about all this time. Next I would get all the best chemists to make a T-virus and an antidote so I could give myself and my most loyal friend (and some really hot guys slaves ~_^) and infest the rest of the world so they can be my loyal zombie minions.

So, hows that sound? ^_^

I would first play the song "If I ruled the world" then I'd party.

meh.. I dunno really. I'd probably just implement a final solution or something. Nothing all that big.

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Originally Posted by Mitch

I'd make my wenis bigger.

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I'd make your wenis smaller. (although Old Manus told me this isn't possible)

I would get rid of people that annoy the hell out of me

followed by getting those poloticians and put them in front of a firing squad and

no its not the one full pencil pushers

Wow! I luv my world domination plan!!!

blaa blaa bllaa!Blue Angel you have no ideawhat your talking about!!!

I wouldn't want the whole world, only the US. If I ruled the US I would force the multi-national corporations to stop treating their employees around the world with such disdain, pay their emplyees better and give them higher wages, and most of all make them implement prcedures to protect the environment.