So why did the chicken cross the road....?

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Originally Posted by Sora!

I'm not sure but my mate has a really poor joke here it is..... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did he want to get to the other side? to go to the pub. Why did he want to go to the pub? To go to the toilet. Why did he want to go to the toilet? Cause thats where all the cocks hang out:eek:

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That's actually a funny joke. Probably funnier then what you can come up with...

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Originally Posted by Paninipower123

To go back to the barn wence it came.

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no

The answer to all "Why did blah blah blah do blah" is because God made it that way...

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Originally Posted by ffxfreak93

so your saying,that i'm a chicken?
because i crossed the road when i thought i saw auron

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I dunno. What do you think?

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Originally Posted by Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

The answer to all "Why did blah blah blah do blah" is because God made it that way...

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my questions answer is both that and THE CHICKEN IS A DOUBLE DIRTY CROSSER.get it?

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Originally Posted by Cloud_omnislash_Strife

my questions answer is both that and THE CHICKEN IS A DOUBLE DIRTY CROSSER.get it?

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Yeah. But I'm not laughing. There's our problem...

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Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100

I dunno. What do you think?

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i'm not a chicken!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by ffxfreak93

i'm not a chicken!!!!!!!

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Do you two ever shut up?? You guys sound like a married couple. You two should go to the prom together. No wait. That'd be disastrious...

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Originally Posted by Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

Do you two ever shut up?? You guys sound like a married couple. You two should go to the prom together. No wait. That'd be disastrious...

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He started it and anyways he already has a date *relieved*

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Originally Posted by Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

Do you two ever shut up?? You guys sound like a married couple. You two should go to the prom together. No wait. That'd be disastrious...

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i know she wants me,but i already have a date

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Originally Posted by ffxfreak93

i know she wants me,but i already have a date

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I do not!! Anyways if i did i would say it

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Originally Posted by ff7+ff10 gurl 100

He started it and anyways he already has a date *relieved*

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Oh please, you want him her...

You talkin to him or me? Lol

This is like some Jerry Springer or Maury crap. :)

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Originally Posted by ffxfreak93

i know she wants me,but i already have a date

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WTF r u saying?