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Chuck Norris is like a ninja - skilled, sophisticated and deadly.
Vin Diesel is like a pirate - un-refined, brutal and ultimately quite popular, being one of the masses.
Over-all, Chuck beats Vin, and Ninjas beat pirates, since pirates are just your regular school bullies, 400 years ago, with funny hair-dos and wicked clothes. Oh, and ships. While Ninjas are supreme assassins and Chuck Norris is a PROFESSIONAL ass-kicker. Which beats 'OMG I R TEH ANGRY RAWR' any time.
Yus.
Dude, don't smurf with chuck.
Vin Diesel and Pirates
Both are pretty sexy.. but with a sensitive side.
They've all become nothing short of fashion, and I don't follow fashion.
Also.
Dude after I read this I'd say Chuck > all :D
I fail to see how this solves anything once and for all.
Van diesel is cool;)
hmm... who to choose?
http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...ers/shadow.gif or http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...cs/Fsuppin.gif
or maybe even http://www.rpgclassics.com/shrines/s...ics/Fninja.gif
Women were quite common on Pirate ships, and were usually more dangerous than the men were. Some of the most feared pirates of the 16th and 17th century were ladies.Quote:
Originally Posted by shinangel2292
You seem to not be connecting the dots, people.
A) Pirates have ships (Noted by War Angel)
B) Ships are the awesomest of all sauces, even if they do take a long time to sail across Texas and half of Nevada. But hey! Vegas!
C) Ergo; Pirates the awesomesauce through mere association. Just by having ships they > Ninjas, who have little impressive and think their mystical musings make up for their lack of avarice and ostentatiousness.
D) Pirates are awesome in many, many ways.
Ninja's and I have no idea who Chuck is, so I say Vin.
I can't believe those are even questions. Clearly it's Chuck Norris and pirates. Any other answers are void on the grounds that they're stupid and wrong.
bunny ninja pirate!
HI FRUNK
*is late*
Captain Chuck.