See, I told you. Chuck is a fad now, which gives me the opportunity to flaunt the fact that I was way ahead of the times. *flaunts*
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See, I told you. Chuck is a fad now, which gives me the opportunity to flaunt the fact that I was way ahead of the times. *flaunts*
Behind the Scenes
Episode 1
Today we find our heros kicking back to some well-deserved barbeque.
Chuck Norris isn't even in the level below Wasim. :D
Edit: And he still sucks. :D
Edit2: And he's also German.
Edit3: Click here. Chuck Norris gets owned by Jean Claude Van Damme in one kick. JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME CAN'T EVEN DANCE, LET ALONE FIGHT! CHUCK SUCKS!
Behind the Scenes
Episode 2
Optimus has been given the honor of singing the national anthem at a baseball game.Chuck notices a communist not recognizing the glory of the fair maiden that is his nation!
*nosebleeds* from Chuck Prime/Optimus Norris...
Yeah, but that's MTV (which sucks) and Walker, Texas Ranger Chuck Norris (which sucks).Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
He looks like Mark Hamill in the second panel of the baseball fight.
And too bad it's jackie chan :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
Come again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Have any of you ever seen such a manly man? I think not, and this is his story.
"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you . . ."
This mans careers has spanned from local doormat, and traveling salesman, to attempted ninja ass kicker. His newest calling employs the deep voice approach. But first before I become incoherent with rage, let me tell you a story. A story of a young man whom some would call a hero.
Born to a crazy virgin mountain lady, Chuck (as he was named for the motion his mother usually employed to kill him -> i.e. She would "chuck" him off the nearest cliff) was able to save an entire village of Pigmies right after his birth. These Pigmies were experiencing the coldest winter on record. And since these Pigmies did not keep records it must have been a cold one.
The people were freezing and complaining as Pigmies often do, about the food, the clothing they don't have, and the bitter cold. Chuck interrupted their complaining by crawling over and starting a fire. It wasn't unusual that a five-month-old baby was smarter than a whole village of adult Pigmies, but it was unusual that he started the fire with the hair on his chest. He just picked up two Pigmies and rubbed their skulls on his baby chest and they promptly underwent human combustion.
The Pigmies had a feast and fire that night; the daemons were kept at bay by a simple baby.
"When the eyes of the ranger are upon you . . ."
EDIT:http://www.gijoecanada.com/images/be...0force%201.JPG
EDIT 2: xD omfg http://www.watchmeeatahotdog.com/diet.php
I think it would be cool considering the fact it would be a crack up and all........i would actualy love it! :love:
[21:33] * Chuck-the-mighty-Norris roundhouse kicks Dan
[21:33] * Kyono|Ashes feels nothing, for Chuck Norris is a weakling
[21:34] -Chuck-the-mighty-Norris- :(
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- Optimus Prime is totally carrying his sorry ass
[21:34] * Chuck-the-mighty-Norris pees on Dan
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- See, I told you
[21:34] -Kyono|Ashes- German
[21:34] -Chuck-the-mighty-Norris- xD
Chuck Norris is just like o rly, only less intelligent and not as useful.
Behind the Scenes
Episode 3
Chuck and Optimus are on vacation when disaster strikes!Flexing his abs, Chuck uses the resulting shockwaves to cause a rockslide that diverts the lava flow into the river.
(Yeah, he's that awesome.)
