Bush and company used 9/11 as a primary justification for going to war with Iraq at the time, but now it seems likely that Iraq didn't actually have anything to do with 9/11 :p
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Bush and company used 9/11 as a primary justification for going to war with Iraq at the time, but now it seems likely that Iraq didn't actually have anything to do with 9/11 :p
Top Ten Leeza(/RSL) FactsQuote:
Originally Posted by Yamaneko
Leeza's tears cure cancer. Too bad she has never cried. Ever.
Leeza does not sleep. She waits.
Leeza is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for her left and right legs.
The chief export of Leeza is pain.
If you can see Leeza, she can see you. If you can't see Leeza, you may be only seconds away from death.
Leeza has counted to infinity. Twice.
Leeza does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Leeza goes killing.
Leeza's blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Leeza, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
There is no chin behind RSL's beard. There is only another fist.
Since this list clearly promises ten Leeza facts, and the tenth mentions RSL instead of Leeza, does this mean that Leeza and RSL are in fact the same person? zomg conspiracies
Leeza isn't Chuck Norris! Get your facts straight Del!
Have you ever seen them in the same room together?
Do chatrooms count?
I know Karate! :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by Agent Proto
I had two awesome posts in EotW, one which was deleted and one made by a banned third account during Banfest 2005, and I have both of those screenshot and saved, so there's no real reason for the forum to exist.
And Leeza/RSL would kick more ass if Del ripped off the Vin Diesel Fact Generator instead of the Chuck Norris one. The Vin Diesel Fact Generator was so intense I almost got banned from #eoff because of it. BoB had to remove it from the stats page because it was too intense for his scrawny ass.
Ten Facts About the Vin Diesel Fact Generator
Leeza is one of the ninjas chasing ShlupQuack.
She's all of them, actually.
Don't lie to yourself.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
Guy Fawkes (April 13, 1570–January 31, 1606), an English soldier, was a member of a group of Roman Catholic conspirators who attempted to carry out the so-called Gunpowder Plot in 1605, in an attempt to assassinate King James I of England (James VI of Scotland) and the members of both houses of the Parliament of England. To do this, the House of Lords was to be blown up during the formal opening of the 1605 session of Parliament and the House of Commons, the members seated in a joint sitting for the opening. Guy Fawkes was in large part responsible for the latter stages of the plan's execution. His activities were detected, however, before the plan's completion. Following a severe interrogation, involving the use of torture, Fawkes and his co-conspirators were executed for treason and attempted murder. His capture is still commemorated in Britain and parts of Ireland with the popular celebration known as Guy Fawkes Night.
the Aristocrats! *snap snap*
*tempted to move EoTW to the archives* :kaoplain:
