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THIS JUST IN!
Psychotic, leading member of the TUTU party, has been rumored to sitting on the board of directors of Baby Brand Gysahl Greens for a few years now. "He's been taking kickbacks to keep the source of Baby Brand Gysahl Greens a secret for some time. When threatened with cutting off his kickbacks, Psychotic said that he would leak the source of Baby Brand Gysahl Greens. Kicksbacks were stopped and Psychotic went public, but not for noble reasons!" sources say, who wish to remain anonymous. While no clear evidence of this has been proven, it is still another crazy twist to this years elections.
I'm Marick D. Pauper reporting live. You stay classy Eyes on Eff Eff.
Can't you write a story about me making out with a hot babe like Leeza once in a while?
Headline
Psychotic makes out with Leeza in secret alliance!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about! :cool:
Hard hitting news right there! I'm on the edge of my seat to find out what happens next.
(Grats Psy for the "alliance" with Leeza)
Oh no...Quote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
The world is doomed.:(
Swing Voters May Swing Election!
Swing voters may swing this years close elections. While voting has yet to commence, the parties are becoming more and more close in the popularity polls. Swing voters, such as Quina, have been seen testing party platforms and trying to decide on a party to join. Voters such as this may end up never picking a party and simply voting, thus, their votes could swing the elections into the utmost pinnacle of events. This could be a record breaking year. Stay tuned for further developements.
I'm Marick D. Pauper reporting live from EoFF. You stay classy Eyes on Eff Eff.
Do to lack of bad news about the Hot Air Baloons are actually pretty neat party, we are obviously the ones to win. Besides, Pauper is leaving out the most crucial news that he doesn't want you to know, the secret alliance of Psycotic and Leeza are actually in favor of my Balloon Party. Pauper is also a spy of the Unne Avatar PArty. True story.
A Rebuttal
The Hot Air Balloons are Actually Pretty Neat Party - inherently good, or secretly tyranny, Marick D. Pauper has the story.
If you'll remember, during last years election, Psychotic slept with Loony BoB in a secret alliance. From that, Psychotic tried, with the newly formed coalition, to form a despotism here in EoFF. Now, with strict CK, Leeza under his manipulative tendencies, Psychotic is attempting to form a theocratic dictatorship, under the belief of Cidism, and force all the people of Eyes on FF to become Totally Unfunny and Totally Unoriginal all at the same. Not to mention, that instead of finding a peaceful way to deal with HECTICS and heretics alike, he hopes to simply exterminate them all!
Further, speculation about Leeza's involvement has also been rumored that she has known about, and helped plan this from the end of last year's election. Information states that it was Leeza who approached Psychotic and informed of her idea. From last year, the two have plotted and schemed and waited for the appropriate time to form a coalition, in vast secrecy, and now it has come about that their plan has come to light. Will this simply be enough to stop them?
If the voters vote either of these two parties into the majority of offices, Psychotic and Leeza will stand for a new union of a theocratic dictorial monarchy proclaiming themselves as "Supreme Patriarch and Matriarch of the New Societal Order". Sources reveal that they plan to enforce even the infamous Super Delete!
Further, Marick D. Pauper, member of Fat Chocobo Party and the prime news anchor during the elections has been rumored to be part of the Dr. Unne Avatar party, and is working as a spy. During the beginning of the elections, M.D. Pauper, as he likes to refer to himself when being technical, was overwhelmingly efficient in his advertising of Fat Chocobo Party, but since the coming of the Dr. Unne Avatar Party has shown signs of slowing. Perhaps all the campaigning has merely tired him out, however, that doesn't seem to give any reasoning as to why he would begin to fear the Dr. Unne Avatar Party so soon after it's very late creation. Some might say that there is a definite problem with this sort of campaigning. Only the voters can decide.
On another note, Fluffy Pink, run by sisters Boris and Kagga, promote promiscuity and chlamydia.
I'm Marick D. Pauper reporting life from EoFF Forums. You stay Classy Ee Oh Eff Eff Eff.
But Leeza hasn't secured a high enough position to overpower our entire party, especially since RSL's beard isn't for such a thing. ANd no one can overpower the beard. Also I appologize for calling MArik a Unne Avatar Spy. My "Sources" have informed me of a misprint. He is actually a TuTu spy, sent to convert my party to the Fat Chocobo Party in an attenmp to elimanate the only real threat, us. Sorry about the mistranslation.
sweetQuote:
Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper
What about the PRM party?
From my experience, I don't think any of you have chlamydia. :p
What sort of experience is this Neel?Quote:
Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat