things that ffx characters would never say

LOL!:D !
yuna: oh forget this stupid pilgrimage. im going to be a vegabond!

tidus: i love u daddy COME BACK!!!!!!!!

wakka: rikku #holds ring ou# will you marry me? please God say yes i lov you and the al bhed sooo much!! c'mere...

Tidus: so are... Rikku wanna spend a night at Rins Inn?
Rikku: Hell YEah

Later that night

Rikku: Screw yuna shes gonna die anyway, come here Tidus boy!
Tidus: Oh yeah Rikku i've waited so long... SO I CAN SLAP UR FACE FOR GETTING BEWTEEN ME AND YUNA

tidus:oh no!!! this macalania gel is too strong!! what do i do???
auron:*in seriously gay voice* just give em a kiiis
lulu:shut up, just shut up shut up, shut it up just shut up shut up......
*tidus moonwalks to lulu singin black eyed peas*
wakka:aaaaaaaaah!!! its you again!!!
lauren/catherine tate:am i bovvered??

Kimahri: Hmmm, I think I'd prefer to be called 'John' from now on.
Tidus: John!? John Ronso!?
Kimahri: Has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?
Tidus: Uh, if you say so...
Kimahri: And I think I might get an all-over body-wax too.
Tidus: Well, as long as you're not wanting breast implants...*Glares at Lulu*
Lulu: *Looks affronted* What are you implying!?

*wakka at blitzbsll stadium walkin around the stands*
lulu:wakka, arent you meant to be out there??
wakka:as a matter of fact, i got a new job so if youll excuse me...
*goes over to seat rows*
wakka:popcorn!, get your popcorn, ya!!??

*at Luca*
Tidus: Auron, what's going on?
Auron: submitted for your approval. your father has become a monster, and you're the only one who can stop him, you randomly scream infront of temples, and you are going on a quest to get the woman you love killed. Have you gone crazy? No. You have just entered, The Spira-light Zone.

XD

Kimahri: Hey, hey, hey...it's faaaaaat albert!

Lulu: Owww...my belts keep snagging on the weeds!!! oops...
Wakka: O_O

Kimahri: Kimahri want tea!!! Get me tea now!
Auron: 'Kay