A: Barrett calls them "Smokey Joes", but the real name is "Rainbow Kisses".
Q: Why, when Kefka dies, does his feather dissolve along with him, even though it's not actually part of his body, so therefore, it should just fall to the "ground" after his head dissolves?
A: The feather's actually a Phoenix Down, but Kefka forgot that if he died, he couldn't have enough time to use that Phoenix Down on himself, because he would be dead:rolleyes2 and dead people can't use Phoenix Downs. Especially not on themselves:D .
Q: Did Zidane gave Kuja a proper burial?
A: No, he was dead at the time.
Q: What is under Vivi's hat?
A: what hat? that's part of his head isn't it?
Q: does this shirt make me look fat?
A: Brahne would know best
Q: How does a Goblins fashionable choice of colour affect it's stats?
A:The lighter the weaker.
Q:Why does Auron and Vincent have so much in common?
A:There both secretly (SPOILER) EVIL
Q: Is Sephiroth having an affair with with Irvine.
A: Nope. Red XIII and Chuck Norris
Q: What's Tifa's favortie type of ice cream?
A: Tea Of Tranquility: Chai ice cream soothes the soul with hints of cinnamon and ginger snap cookies to add a touch of "well" to your being. (this is an actual flavour made by Baskin-Robbins)
Q: How do Final Fantasy characters get their hair to defy gravity?
Since I can't post now I could give an opinional answer...Because they cast Demi on themselves.
Somebody give another answer better than me,if you cam.
A: They use magic to manipulate the very Fabric of space to destroy the law of gravity in a contained area, there for they are not defying gravity, but containing there hair in a gravity free zone.
Q: Is Qiana sexy, or is it just me?
A: Quina is Sexy!
Q: What is the terminal velocity of an unladen swallow?
A: They will have stomachache
Q: Why are Rikku always bumb on Wakka's body?
A: She's jealous of Lulu.
Q: Why do summons have so many names(Esper, GF, Eidolon, Aeon)?
Staff gets kicks out of confusing us
Q. Why Are Chocobos Yellow ?