Funny Insults

Your witty antiphons have the of a 2 year old banging on an iron wall.

You know those car insurance commercials where the cars usually get into an auto accident? Well, after watching one with my brothers, I said to my brother, "You know, that could happen to you..." Then I paused for a second. "...Oh wait, that did happen to you!"

What's funny about it is that he was in an accident just a few days ago, so my statement was true.

"I refuse to have a batlle of wits against the unarmed!"

you're gay! LOL

It's funny because I'm gay.

poser :p

Hmmm...

"Oh your god!"
"What in heavens?"
"Do you know that I'm now estuans interius ira vehemeti?"

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"Oh your god!"

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LMAO

Please lend me your face, I have to do a poor figure.

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Originally Posted by Reine

I want to learn some norwegian ones...

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You've come to the right place, my friend.

Du er så stygg når du smiler.
Du ligner litt på Høgger'n fra Vazelina Bilopphøggers.
Håper du få syv døtre og bare et baderom.
Tenna dine er som stjerner, gule og langt fra hverandre.
Respektere deg i morgen tidlig? Slapp av, jeg respekterer deg ikke en gang nå...
Morgenfugler er ekle dyr!
Jeg er en av de få kvinner som får gutter til å skjelve i knærne og klatre i trærne. (Jeg er en kvinnelig bilist).

This one isn't an insult, but I loves it. :mog:

I går kjørte jeg over en mann. Han sa det var hans feil, for han var blitt overkjørt før.

Translation:
1. You're ugly when you're smiling.
2. You kinda look like "Høgger'n" from "Vazelina Bilopphøggers". Link
3. I hope you get 7 daughters and only one bathroom.
4. Your teeth are like the stars! Yellow and far away from eachother...
5. Respect you tomorrow morning? Relax, I don't even respect you now.
6. Earlybirds are the ugliest animals.
7. I'm one of few women that can make males climb trees and their knees tremble. (I'm a female driver.) This insult only works on women, obviously.

This isn't an insult, but still funnay:

I ran over a man yesterday with my car. He told me it was his fault, because he had been hit by a car before.

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Originally Posted by Levian

You've come to the right place, my friend.

Du er så stygg når du smiler.
Du ligner litt på Høgger'n fra Vazelina Bilopphøggers.
Håper du få syv døtre og bare et baderom.
Tenna dine er som stjerner, gule og langt fra hverandre.
Respektere deg i morgen tidlig? Slapp av, jeg respekterer deg ikke en gang nå...
Morgenfugler er ekle dyr!
Jeg er en av de få kvinner som får gutter til å skjelve i knærne og klatre i trærne. (Jeg er en kvinnelig bilist).

This one isn't an insult, but I loves it. :mog:

I går kjørte jeg over en mann. Han sa det var hans feil, for han var blitt overkjørt før.

Translation:
1. You're ugly when you're smiling.
2. You kinda look like "Høgger'n" from "Vazelina Bilopphøggers". Link
3. I hope you get 7 daughters and only one bathroom.
4. Your teeth are like the stars! Yellow and far away from eachother...
5. Respect you tomorrow morning? Relax, I don't even respect you now.
6. Earlybirds are the ugliest animals.
7. I'm one of few women that can make males climb trees and their knees tremble. (I'm a female driver.) This insult only works on women, obviously.

This isn't an insult, but still funnay:

I ran over a man yesterday with my car. He told me it was his fault, because he had been hit by a car before.

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How do you say treeslut? I forgot. ;_____;

I'll be nicer if you'll be less of an idiot.
So when's the wizard getting back to you about that brain? (my fav. t-shirt:D)

'Your mother' combined with the local accent creates 'ew muffa' which is both hilarious insult and agonising put-down

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Originally Posted by Rye

How do you say treeslut? I forgot. ;_____;

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Klatretøs :D climbingslut. Your memory is amazing, I must've told you this like 2 years ago.

Thanks Levian XD

Its sad that I have norwegian blood, but know almost nothing of the language..