Considering he's been here for six years he could be nothing but a celebrity. Well, really he could be many things. But in this case he is a celebrity and to think otherwise would be just silly. :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
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Considering he's been here for six years he could be nothing but a celebrity. Well, really he could be many things. But in this case he is a celebrity and to think otherwise would be just silly. :cat:Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
More like an EoFF martyr, except you aren't dying for the cause of EoFF, just the opposite. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by black orb
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Myself included.Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
How the hell should I know? :p
Who cares, who wants to be famous? It must suck!
You probably have to be 'cool' or 'popular' or 'funny' or 'talented' or 'something'.
I don't really know.
Woah! People, I have some shocking news. EoFF has a real celebrity
Wasn't some guy in the Olympics from here? xD
No offence or anything, but I think this is the stupidest thread title in the history of EoFF (or the time I've been here, and don't flame me because I've said this as I'm entitled to my opinion).
There is no such thing as a celebrity on EoFF. You don't even know anyone on EoFF properly. Probably only 5% of EoFF users have posted their pictures. You may be all buddy-buddy with them, but in reality, you don't know them one bit (disclaimer: in most cases).
Do you know the people that act in movies properly? Are they not still celebs? ;PQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaun
In any case, Rye pretty much summed it up.
Shaun - THE INTERNET COPQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaun
im a Celebrity im Tom cruise lmao:D
Yeah, in theory, any kind of "celebrity" here would be *more* real/truthful than the "real" ones. Actors are known for roles, they're performing. We, on the other hand, just do whatever it is we feel like doing. If we perform, it's for our own amusement.
I appearantly am well known enough in the EoEo section. Whether or not I'm well-liked varies from person to person. But I'm definately known. Don't know how or why, I think it has something to do with the fact that I'm sure to post in just about *every* controversial or remotely heated debate. And I'm just full of helpful advise if someone else has a problem. Plus I hit on just about every girl I come across that isn't part of staff or simply too young.
But since Rubah asked for it.... I'll need an address and about 75$ to cover gasolene for the trip. Also, I'll need to ask for food an a shower whilst I'm there. But if you like, you can have your dance. ;)
A celebrity is one who is so ugly that their face is featured constantly on all forms of media as a form of pity. The are also often paid ridiculous sums of money for this. Although they alone believe themselves superior to society, celebrities are shunned by intelligent individuals, though many still follow the lives of celebrities out of morbid curiosity. Celebrities are treated as animals in some countries, being fed thin strips of carrots and celery.
Celebrities are often exploited for their bizarre and disconcerting looks, (see Michael Jackson) in a series of "celeb pics" present in magazines and websites. Celebrities should always be avoided, as they often carry diseases and are prone to biting others, grabbing the buttocks of complete strangers, and parading about town all liquored up and off their mash on ecstasy pipes.
While it is true that celebrities often exhibit some form of talent, it is by no means a requisite. Many celebrities, in fact, exhibit no talent at all. The only true requisite of celebrity is to have one colossal public failure to one's credit. This alerts the media to one's presence. If the proto-celeb is able to secure an agent, celebrity status is assured. The quality of the agent will determine whether the celebrity becomes a superstar or a guest on Hollywood Squares.
Celebrities are classified as a form of parasite.
:)