Why, shankyor (I'm Sean Connery! Yay!).
I am not a girl but... anything I want! The sexiest cowboy, and a darling lady. I am J.
Besides, you just assume I am girl? I could be male, but with long hair... and a skirt. It could happen! And... why do people think I'm a guy? I'm pretty manly, i guess. 0_o