The Conceited Game

I'm one of the best friends you'll ever have.

I'm so funny, I can brighten up anyone's day.

zOMG I GOE!

My opinions suck better than your's.

I'm a great kisser :D

I am better than all of you.

I like chocolate.

(SPOILER)...I rule all with my magical Pope powers.

I'm a kickass boss...:D

I'm the best in the world at Final Fantasy!:D

If I was the most sarcastic person here, then I would...
Wait... I am. Nevermind. ;)

I'm just plain hot.