OMFG ZOMBIE ATTACK

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Originally Posted by Jebus

*starts to do the same thing he said last "Zombie Attack" thread, but stops when he realizes it won't be as funny the second time*

Oh, what the hell...

We take Pete's car, we drive over to mum's, we go in, take care of Phillip, then we grab mum, we go over to Liz's place, hole up, have a cup of tea and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

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I was just waiting for someone to say this, btw best zombie movie ever

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Originally Posted by Faris

I'd go back to bed.

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Yep...

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Originally Posted by SammieBabe

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Originally Posted by Faris

I'd go back to bed.

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Yep...

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Watch out sam it'll be Dawn of the Dead and the baby will be a zombie! :p

Hmm, sleeping while theres an zombie outbreak, genius! its so crazy it might work

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I would get all dressed and ready for combat in a good pair of jeans, combat boots, lacrosse armor, my leather jacket, and my lacrosse shaft sharpened to a point and a sports bag to carry extra. Then I would make it to the local Wal-Mart and grab a couple shotguns with a bunch of shells to carry with me. After that I would go round up the people I cared about most and protect them. Oh yeah, I would be driving around in my dad's Titan. :cool: Then I would find a nice big place to hole up that would be easy to lockdown, like the classic mall idea. :cool:

Not nearly as detailed as I have thought about it, but I'm getting tired of typing this.

I'd hire Leon S. Kennedy to to exort me to John Travolta's jet and fly to the nearest safe point. Then have tea with George A. Romero.

dude Leon s. kennedy is like my boyfriend i :kaolove2: and ill fight for him if i have to:fencing: :shoot: :kaofight:

Get a torch. The only way to kill a zombie is by setting them on fire.

Get the bad camera angles and go trodding around, aimlessly shooting them.

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Originally Posted by Hambone

Get a torch. The only way to kill a zombie is by setting them on fire.

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I thought it was by destroying the head, or more specifically, the brain.

Hmmmm this could be fun....id probably have a little fun and shoot them with a rocket launcher for a while like good old Leon in RE-4, then run away to the nearest boat, taking as many survivors as i could...preferably sailors so they could manage the boat hehe!

just in case this situation happens. I have played through a few resident evils, so I know what to do. First I run into wall-mart gun section, take only a shotgun, pistol and bullets, some tylenol, and badages, and ink ribbonms just in case i die. And my Last Item is a key and thats, it, because i can only hold 8 items until i get to the back-pack aisle, then i can hold ten. Then I'll find a lighter and burn a random picture, behind it is a switch. When i push it i randomly gain access to a secret underground lab. There ill find obscure items like gold medallions and the red and blue jewels. But then I'll get to some random helipad and then Fight a Tyrant. Some random guy will throw me a rocket launcher and then I blow up the city and fly away in a conveniantly placed helicopter.

What I have to watch out for:
Off Screen hits- god damn camera angles!!
Ill limp even though they bit my neck.
Ill run like a jackass because capcom likes to make me suffer.

Just incase zombies do take over the world, use resident evil as a training device.