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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 6.
6. The water is crystal clear.
Seifer: I can see the reflexion of my face.:)
Seifer: :eek: Wah!:
Seifer Splashes the Water:(
Fujin: SEIFER?:( :confused:
Seifer: Oh, nothing. I just taugh I saw a scar on my face.
Looks Again
Seifer: :eek: Wah!
Splashes Again:(
Fujin: SQUALL.:eep:
Seifer: Oh right, I always seem to forget.
Looks Again
Seifer: :p ...Wah!
Splashes Raijin
Raijin: No! My Hair, My hair, ya know!:(
Seifer: :lol:
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 7.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
See? You're smiling already.:p :D :cool:
Now chicken-wuss tries to make an appology, but the enviroment is so relaxing...
Zell: I'm sorry!, Quit it!:(
Seifer: We're the disciplinary committee.:tongue:
Raijin: I think he had enough, ya know.:rolleyes2
Fujin: STOP!:)
Seifer: Ok, hehe, I'll stop. Don't ever run in the Garden, whatever the reason.:mad2: :cool: :D
Zell: ...:mad:
Seifer: ;)
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(I didn't had a lot of ideas with theses two, the the others are better.)
And I'm getting sick of posting daily.
I may just post them altogether.
I hope you'll enjoy!
(because the rest is basicly me.)
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The Final Battle is apon them.
"SeeD versus Ultimecia"
Ultimecia: *evil look* SeeD.. You are nothing but flithy lok.. *Squall cuts her off*
Squall: "Dude, what the hell is up with your god damn hair?"
Ultimecia: "..Eh...?"
Squall: "It's grey, & greasy, and long, you need to cut it"
Ultimecia: "........Well what do you use?"
Squall: "I use Loreal, because i'm worth it"
Ultimecia: "Wow, this is great, i love you guys!"
Squall: "I love you too!!" :jess:
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hyperioin seems really good at this. and unless i misunderstood that lesson 6 one, seifer does have a scar on his forehead. squall retaliates after being cut. good one rocket edge. it'd take ages for me to think of some sort of clever witty joke so ill leave you guys to it.
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Well, for me, I created Seifer's ways to releive tension Lessons1-18 in 1 day.
And Added Irvine's Hunting to it. (19)
and I already know what the final (20) is going to look like.
I've been busy so I haven't had time to make other jokes, but I just tough of one.
I hope you all enjoy.
Here it goes again.
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 8.
8. Rest anywhere you want to whenever you feel too much presure.
Raijin is sleeping in the middle of the street.
Fujin: (Where the hell is Raijin, he's supposed to be on Patrol.):(
G-Soldier 1: Nope, Haven't seen him.
G-Soldier 2: Nope, he was here a minute ago.
G-Soldier 3: Who? Captain, nope, Haven't seen him all day.
G-Soldier 4: Captain? Oh, he must be sleeping like always.
Fujin gets Angry:mad2:
(Raijin is sleeping on the job!)
Fujin gets in the car and goes looking for him.
Fujin is driving furiously:mad2: :mad2:
Fujin sees Raijin in the middle of the road.
Fujin hits the breaks.
The Car Almost hit Raijin
Raijin Wakes up
Raijin: YAHH!
Raijin: Ouf, ...know.
Fujin gets out of the car:hot:
Raijin: My god Fujin, your face is all red, ya..
Bang!
Fujin hits Raijin hard.:mad2: :hot:
Fujin then goes for a rest in the Balamb Hotel.
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First SeeD Mission.
Rinoa: Ok. We need to detached the trains without being seen.
Selphie: Ah, screw that!
Selphie takes a rocket laucher and aims at the President Train.
Squall: Selphie, NO!
:shoot: Train de-rails.
Zell: Now we won't be able to talk with him.
Squall: That's not my consenred...
Zell: What?
Squall points ahead.
Zell: We are going to crash in them!!:eek:
Squall: Give me that!
Squall takes rocket launcher fires at the junction of trains.:shoot:
Rails turn.
Rinoa: Yes! We're Save!:)
Selphie: Booyaka!:love:
Zell: You're a hero!
Squall: ... (Mental note, never give Selphie Big Weapons.)
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Wow, thoses are good.
Send me the complete list of that collection.
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 9.
9. Smell the Fresh outdoors Outside of town.
Seifer: Haa. Now that's better.
Bushes moves:confused:
Raijin: Hey, the bush just moved, ya know.
Raijin: Maybe it's a monster, ya know.:(
Seifer looks at the bush and see a White&Black creature.
Seifer: You go check Raijin..;)
Raijin goes check the bush
Raijin gets the treatment.
Raijin: No, Not that, ya know!
...later
Raijin: I stink, ya know!:mad:
Seifer: You stink... you know.:lol::cry: :D
Fujin: SKUNK! I KNOW.:eep:
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http://hokuten.game-host.org/asklaguna/comic67.html<----Theses are nice too! Someone already posted this.
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http://forums.eyesonff.com/showthread.php?t=90916
Just about all the Good FF8 jokes I've eveer made
1st one is bad all the rest are pretty good.
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 10.
10. Nothing is more relaxing when you enjoy the fresh enviroments, explore it's many inhabitants.
Fujin: T-REX!:eek:
Raijin: RUN, ya know.:save:
Seifer cast Pain
Seifer shows No Mercy:hot:
Seifer takes it down himself.
Seifer: Ah! Nothing better than a day of workout!:cool:
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Why did the PuPu cross the road?
Because Squall was trying to kill him.
Whatever was Squall's first baby word. His daddy was thrilled ofcourse.
Squall and Laguna have nice hair, because they wash and condition atleast five times a day. Why you ask? Because they're worth it.
When Squall told Quistis to talk to a wall the wall spoke back and said, "Not even I, a concrete wall wants to talk to the likes of you. El o el."
Squall was extremely angry after Seifer scaratched his face so he decided to get plastic surgery. Cid thought this was a good idea so he too got plastic sugery, but he still ended up looking like Robin Williams anyway.
Quistis teaches late night "special classes" for those who want to know how good she is with a whip.
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What do you get when you combine Rinoa and Ultimecia?
(SPOILER)Nothing.
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson #1
1. Place yourself near a stream.
Seifer: Hey look! A bird nest.
Thrustaevis arrives
Mother Thrustaevis Attacks Seifer.
...
Seifer: Why you..!:hot:
Kills The Mother.
Seifer: Damn, what have I done... :( thoses poor baby birds.
Seifer gives 10000 gils to the babys
Seifer: Here, take this and buy something.
Baby: ???
Seifer: Oh, and I'm sure Galbadia Garden would accept you in there family.
Seifer goes away in distance of the sunset
...
Baby Bird 1:choc2: : He must be high..
Baby Bird 2:choc2: : Yeah...
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson #2
2. Chocobos are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.
Fujin: LOOK!
Seifer: A Chocobo is coming our way?
...
Raijin: Ride ON!, ya know!
Seifer: ...(Looks at Fujin)
Fujin: ...(Looks at Seifer & knods)
Raijin: THIS IS FUN, YA KNOW!:D
Fujin: STOP!
Chocobo Stop suddenly
Raijin is airborne
Raijin: WAHHHH!!:eek:
Raijin falls in the lake.
Seifer: :lol:
Raijin got a trout in his mouth.
Raijin spits the trout.
Instead of being mad.
Raijin: HEY, I caugth the dinner, ya know!:)
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 3
3. No one but you knows your 'secret place'.
Seifer: So, you want to make out?
Quistis: No, I just want to talk.
Seifer: Why did you bring me here?
Quistis: I just wanted to say something to you in private.
Seifer: You can tell me that any other time.
Quistis: I just want to say my feel...
Seifer Kiss Her Passionatly.
Quistis: I'm not...
Quistis: ..instructor...
Quistis: ..an.y...
Quistis: Oh, Forget it!
Kissing continues...:heart:
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 4.
4. You are in total seclusion from the hectic world.
Seifer: Thoses darn Galbadian won't keep me in jail for long.:mad:
Seifer: HEY YOU!
Biggs: Me?:confused:
Seifer: YEAH YOU! Come here for a sec.
Biggs: What do you want.:mad2:
Seifer: I think there's a snake in here.:greenie:
Opens the door
Biggs: Where?:confused:
Seifer hits Biggs and runs off
Biggs: Ugh, not another Balamb Student...
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 5.
5. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
Seifer goes under the waterfall to refresh himself.
Seifer: Ha... This is refreshing.:cool:
Fujin: RAIJIN?:confused:
Seifer: Where is Raijin...?:(
They look all sides:confused:
Seifer looks up :rolleyes2
...:eek:
Seifer steps back
Raijin falls in the river from the waterfall, along what seems to be a Fastitocalon
Raijin: I'll get you, I'll get you, ya know!:mad2:
Fastitocalon takes a bite of Raijin's leg.:eek::whimper: :crying:
Raijin: Arrgh! He took a bite out of my leg, ya know.:mad2:
Seifer draws his Gunblade and kills it.:thumb:
Later
Raijin: Henhen, better than last time, ya know.:D
Fujin: FOOD.:(
Seifer: ...Thirsty.:eep:
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 6.
6. The water is crystal clear.
Seifer: I can see the reflexion of my face.:)
Seifer: :eek: Wah!:
Seifer Splashes the Water:(
Fujin: SEIFER?:( :confused:
Seifer: Oh, nothing. I just taugh I saw a scar on my face.
Looks Again
Seifer: :eek: Wah!
Splashes Again:(
Fujin: SQUALL.:eep:
Seifer: Oh right, I always seem to forget.
Looks Again
Seifer: :p ...Wah!
Splashes Raijin
Raijin: No! My Hair, My hair, ya know!:(
Seifer: :lol:
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 7.
7. You can easily make out the face of the person you're holding underwater.
See? You're smiling already.:p :D :cool:
Now chicken-wuss tries to make an appology, but the enviroment is so relaxing...
Zell: I'm sorry!, Quit it!:(
Seifer: We're the disciplinary committee.:tongue:
Raijin: I think he had enough, ya know.:rolleyes2
Fujin: STOP!:)
Seifer: Ok, hehe, I'll stop. Don't ever run in the Garden, whatever the reason.:mad2: :cool: :D
Zell: ...:mad:
Seifer: ;)
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 8.
8. Rest anywhere you want to whenever you feel too much presure.
Raijin is sleeping in the middle of the street.
Fujin: (Where the hell is Raijin, he's supposed to be on Patrol.):(
G-Soldier 1: Nope, Haven't seen him.
G-Soldier 2: Nope, he was here a minute ago.
G-Soldier 3: Who? Captain, nope, Haven't seen him all day.
G-Soldier 4: Captain? Oh, he must be sleeping like always.
Fujin gets Angry:mad2:
(Raijin is sleeping on the job!)
Fujin gets in the car and goes looking for him.
Fujin is driving furiously:mad2: :mad2:
Fujin sees Raijin in the middle of the road.
Fujin hits the breaks.
The Car Almost hit Raijin
Raijin Wakes up
Raijin: YAHH!
Raijin: Ouf, ...know.
Fujin gets out of the car:hot:
Raijin: My god Fujin, your face is all red, ya..
Bang!
Fujin hits Raijin hard.:mad2: :hot:
Fujin then goes for a rest in the Balamb Hotel.
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
9. Smell the Fresh outdoors Outside of town.
Seifer: Haa. Now that's better.
Bushes moves:confused:
Raijin: Hey, the bush just moved, ya know.
Raijin: Maybe it's a monster, ya know.:(
Seifer looks at the bush and see a White&Black creature.
Seifer: You go check Raijin..;)
Raijin goes check the bush
Raijin gets the treatment.
Raijin: No, Not that, ya know!
...later
Raijin: I stink, ya know!:mad:
Seifer: You stink... you know.:lol::cry: :D
Fujin: SKUNK! I KNOW.:eep:
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 10.
10. Nothing is more relaxing when you enjoy the fresh enviroments, explore it's many inhabitants.
Fujin: T-REX!:eek:
Raijin: RUN, ya know.:save:
Seifer cast Pain
Seifer shows No Mercy:hot:
Seifer takes it down himself.
Seifer: Ah! Nothing better than a day of workout!:cool:
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First SeeD Mission.
Rinoa: Ok. We need to detached the trains without being seen.
Selphie: Ah, screw that!
Selphie takes a rocket laucher and aims at the President Train.
Squall: Selphie, NO!
:shoot: Train de-rails.
Zell: Now we won't be able to talk with him.
Squall: That's not my consenred...
Zell: What?
Squall points ahead.
Zell: We are going to crash in them!!:eek:
Squall: Give me that!
Squall takes rocket launcher fires at the junction of trains.:shoot:
Rails turn.
Rinoa: Yes! We're Save!:)
Selphie: Booyaka!:love:
Zell: You're a hero!
Squall: ... (Mental note, never give Selphie Big Weapons.)
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*Fantasy Dream*
Seifer's ways to relieve tension...
Lesson 11.
11. Always good to see new cultures.
Soldier: It's the enemy, kill them!
Raijin: YO, ya know.
Fujin: COME!
Seifer summons Cerberus
Cerberus bites the heads of all 3 soldier, simultaneously.
Cerberus: HEY! YOU PROMISED ME THE ETERNAL BREATH ATTACK!:frust: :hot:
Seifer: Yeah, but its been taken by Eden.
Cerberus: WASN'T HE SUPPOSED TO HAVE SHOCKWAVE PULSAR?:hot:
Seifer: ...Whatever. (Three heads are better than one... ...and did I just said, whatever?)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was Zell's day off
hahaha laugh at my funny joke
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:lol: That one was good mobiletype
Nice Recap Hyperion4444 :up:
A Galbadian Guy, An Estar Guy, and a Balamb Guy get's lost in the desert.
One of them found a Magical Lamp...
Diablo gets out!
Diablo: Thank you for releasing me of my acursed prison.
Diablo: In return, I give you three wishes.
-------Outcome 1
Galbadian: Really?
Diablo: Nah, I'm just messing with you.. (...die!)
-------Outcome 2
Balamb Guy: Really?
Diablo: 1 each.
The guys thinks.
First one:
Galbadian Guy: I want to be life-long president of Galbadia.
Bang, he becomes president.
Estar Guy: I want my City, the city of Estar, to have a huge bubble over it so that no one can enter or exit it, make the exterior invisible.
Bang, cloaking barrier around the city of Estar.
Balamb Guy: You know that Barrier Bubble of the Estar Guy?
Diablo: Yes?
Balamb Guy: Fill it with water...
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