Times you do NOT want a keyblade to pop into your hands Probably Spoilers

summons genie gives him a keyblade but he has one
Sora: wha..? how didja.. what the.. These things arent as special as I thought.

sora meets riku and they fight on the team against nobodies. sora hands over oblivion but riku already has one
Sora: Do they sell these now or something

Sora notices that kairi is holding off heartless with riku
Sora:OK i know riku had one in hollow bastian but Where did kairi get one!?!
Mickeys comes out of nowhere
Sora:Even the mouse has one.....Might as well give one to donald and goofy for cryin out loud.

This is one my friend said.
At the end where the three use the keyblades to open the last door,
they all start arguin at why every one is different and start complaining and the "I want that one" crap.....You kinda had ta be there

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Originally Posted by No.78

Sora: Yeah, I quit the whole keyblade thing.
Kairi: You can't just quit!
Sora: The random popping thing pissed me off, I quit... Deal with it!
*pops in his hands*
WHAT THE FFF- I locked it in a fricken chest and buried it in the sands hoping the sea would take it away so it would float in space and hopefully never be seen again!
*throws the keyblade over Kairi's shoulder as hard as he can, breathing heavily...*
Whew.
*it appears behind his head and knocks him down*
Sora: Oh my GOD!! That's it, I'm gonna melt it.
Kairi: No sora! Here, if I hold it then it will "think" you're holding it.
Sora: Keyblades think?
Kairi: ...Yes?
*Kairi takes the keyblade... Another one pops in Sora's hands.*
Sora: smurf! Another one!? WHAT THE HECK?
Mickey's voice in the distance: HEY WHERE'D MY KEYBLADE GO!?

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Sora: :eep: Oh crap :eep: *Turn to Mickey* YOUR KEYBLADE SHOW UP IN MY HANDS!!!
* Mickey and Riku ran towards Sora*
Mickey: How did it do that :confused: :confused: Sora?
Sora: I don't know Mickey and I don't get it, *turn to Kairi* any more bright ideas Kairi?
Kairi: Maybe, :eep: :eep: :eep: , *Turn to Riku* Riku.
Riku: Yes?
Kairi: Cut Sora's BOTH HANDS.
*Riku did do as he been told then 5 seconds later new hands apear on Sora with a Keyblade on each new hand.*
Sora: I get the point when Keyblade apear but :mad2: WHERE DID THESE HANDS APEAR FROM!!!!:mad2:
*Elsewhere*
Roxas: :cry: MY KEYBLADES, MY HANDS, WHERE DID THE GONE TO AND HOW DID IT HAPPEN!!!!:cry:
Luxord: :eek: I don't know :eek: :greenie: :) :D At lest now you can't ruin my cards like the last time you did :D .

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Originally Posted by Dragonface

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Originally Posted by No.78

Sora: Yeah, I quit the whole keyblade thing.
Kairi: You can't just quit!
Sora: The random popping thing pissed me off, I quit... Deal with it!
*pops in his hands*
WHAT THE FFF- I locked it in a fricken chest and buried it in the sands hoping the sea would take it away so it would float in space and hopefully never be seen again!
*throws the keyblade over Kairi's shoulder as hard as he can, breathing heavily...*
Whew.
*it appears behind his head and knocks him down*
Sora: Oh my GOD!! That's it, I'm gonna melt it.
Kairi: No sora! Here, if I hold it then it will "think" you're holding it.
Sora: Keyblades think?
Kairi: ...Yes?
*Kairi takes the keyblade... Another one pops in Sora's hands.*
Sora: smurf! Another one!? WHAT THE HECK?
Mickey's voice in the distance: HEY WHERE'D MY KEYBLADE GO!?

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Sora: :eep: Oh crap :eep: *Turn to Mickey* YOUR KEYBLADE SHOW UP IN MY HANDS!!!
* Mickey and Riku ran towards Sora*
Mickey: How did it do that :confused: :confused: Sora?
Sora: I don't know Mickey and I don't get it, *turn to Kairi* any more bright ideas Kairi?
Kairi: Maybe, :eep: :eep: :eep: , *Turn to Riku* Riku.
Riku: Yes?
Kairi: Cut Sora's BOTH HANDS.
*Riku did do as he been told then 5 seconds later new hands apear on Sora with a Keyblade on each new hand.*
Sora: I get the point when Keyblade apear but :mad2: WHERE DID THESE HANDS APEAR FROM!!!!:mad2:
*Elsewhere*
Roxas: :cry: MY KEYBLADES, MY HANDS, WHERE DID THE GONE TO AND HOW DID IT HAPPEN!!!!:cry:
Luxord: :eek: I don't know :eek: :greenie: :) :D At lest now you can't ruin my cards like the last time you did :D .

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ROFLWAFFLE!!!xDDDxDXXd

*sora is making a healthy meal of wheat toast (in some house)*

sora:hmm the toast is almost ready...
*some time passes*
sora:damn this toaster....the toast must be stuck, lets see if i can get it out
*keyblade appears*
*keyblade gets caught in the toaster*
*sora gets 999999999 volts of electricity (my story my rules)
*sora dies*

sora:X_X, at I saved some money by switching to gieco's keyblade insurance

(yeah...i know it kind of sucks...its like 2AM and im lacking in the creativity department.....GET THAT AX AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!

*gets mauled by a ax weilding zombie*

(*soaked in blood* thats the last time i leave home without my zomb-aid)

hmm, I hope I can come up with a good one.

Sora and Kairi alone on Destiny Islands.

Sora: "Hey, Kairi, let me go get that paopu fruit. I have an idea."
Kairi: "Ok!"
Sora gets paopu fruit.
Sora: "Ok, Kairi open up, so I can feed it to you."
Kairi: "Ok!"
Kairi opens wide and Sora places the paopu fruit in her mouth.
*pop*
Kairi makes gagging noises.
Sora pulls out keyblade.
Kairi: "Geez, Sora, your keyblade went all the way down my throat! Plus, it tasted horrible! I thought you were gonna feed me with a paopu fruit!"
Sora: "Sorry."
The next day:
Riku: "omg the whole keyblade?! Dude, that's amazing!"
Sora: "Yeah, I must do that to her again!"

Oh, right, this would probably be a time that only Kairi would not want a keyblade to pop in Sora's hand. Sora was probably grateful that it occurred!

Sora and friends are having the musical in Atlantica.

Ariel: ...A musical for everyone to have a lot of finny fun...

POP!

The Keyblade popping into Sora's hand knocks the dolphin, who slams into the drummer, who loses a tentacle, which flies into Donald's face, which causes him to cast Thunderga in the whole area, which kills half of Atlantica's population.

Sora: ...Oops. I'm busted, right?

Kairi: Hi Sora
Sora: Hi Kairi
*as they walk by each other...*

POP

*Kairi lies dead*
Sora: :eek:
*Sora realizes something*

Oh wait Sora would like this.

Well anyway fill in the blanks, lol.

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Originally Posted by Weimar Pluto Knight VII

hmm, I hope I can come up with a good one.

Sora and Kairi alone on Destiny Islands.

Sora: "Hey, Kairi, let me go get that paopu fruit. I have an idea."
Kairi: "Ok!"
Sora gets paopu fruit.
Sora: "Ok, Kairi open up, so I can feed it to you."
Kairi: "Ok!"
Kairi opens wide and Sora places the paopu fruit in her mouth.
*pop*
Kairi makes gagging noises.
Sora pulls out keyblade.
Kairi: "Geez, Sora, your keyblade went all the way down my throat! Plus, it tasted horrible! I thought you were gonna feed me with a paopu fruit!"
Sora: "Sorry."
The next day:
Riku: "omg the whole keyblade?! Dude, that's amazing!"
Sora: "Yeah, I must do that to her again!"

Oh, right, this would probably be a time that only Kairi would not want a keyblade to pop in Sora's hand. Sora was probably grateful that it occurred!

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My mind was sooooo in the gutter reading that...

whats that mean. it was funny?

Yes, it was.

I'm pretty sure if a keyblade materialized in your throat you'd be DEAD.

well, I don't like jokes where people die, so she survived in comical fashion.

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Originally Posted by _yeojina_

Sora and friends are having the musical in Atlantica.

Ariel: ...A musical for everyone to have a lot of finny fun...

POP!

The Keyblade popping into Sora's hand knocks the dolphin, who slams into the drummer, who loses a tentacle, which flies into Donald's face, which causes him to cast Thunderga in the whole area, which kills half of Atlantica's population.

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Thats a dream! but they dont all have to die.... just make up a new line!
This thread is great!

*Bevelle Wedding Scene in FFX*

Yuna: Let them go, or I'll jump!
Seymour: Don't be silly. If you fall, you'll die.
Tidus: Yuna!
Yuna: ...don't worry. I can fly.
{Jumps off tower}
Sora: I'll save her! I know Glide!
{Sora is falling handsfirst. Yuna summons Valefor, who lies in wait underneath her}
*POP*
Valefor: Ouch! {Dies}
{Yuna hits the ground}
Sora: Uh, sorry about that!

Sora at destiny islands when he is laying down in the sand

POP

Sora:........................................*dead*