Perhaps he'll be experience resurrection after a couple days.
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Perhaps he'll be experience resurrection after a couple days.
You blasphemy! Man, you're really going to get it in the afterlife.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Jesus also told me to kick your ass.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Win. :DQuote:
I can walk on water that is well below 32 degrees farenheit. Does that make me your savior?
Yeah, that is half sad, half funny.
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Originally Posted by DarkLadyNyara
baby, it's all funny.
dang u. i was gonna post a pic of the jesus lizard.Quote:
Originally Posted by DecessusAu contraire.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
http://www.ohs.osceola.k12.fl.us/tea...lizard/run.jpg
Now we wait for the resurrection.
Jesus better resurrect soon or his body will be all decayed and he'll have trouble standing up.
I'd rather be called into the Christ's office than go to third period. The Bible says my Intelligent Designology teacher's going to be a shmuck anyway.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Well, in a sense, the priest did do something that Jesus definately did himself - die.
So he didn't fail completely...
Jesus was obviously less dense than water, duh.
Dumb bastard, even if he could before, trying to show off was his downfall.
Hahahaha! I actually laughed out loud when I read this. I could picture some religious figure decked out in robes just slowly dissipate beneath the water and never return.
Eerie humor. But, you have to think: If this is real, this guy must have been determined not to re-surface. Maybe he thought he had to prove something to his God. A faith driven guy, I guess.
The less priests the better.
Oh, brother.