I donīt dowload porn...although i could hummm...but i still prefer to dowload games instead:)
My father doesnīt like FF thatīs why he said that, he only likes games were Sonic appears.:cry:
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I donīt dowload porn...although i could hummm...but i still prefer to dowload games instead:)
My father doesnīt like FF thatīs why he said that, he only likes games were Sonic appears.:cry:
yea im one of the "popular" kids in school. i got a friend that likes anime and he had a forum called anime-metropoils with a big semi nude anime chick as the header. i dont like anime but to tell you the truth there were maybe 6 posts in the anime section lol. and in school whnever i checked up on it id keep it small and scroll the bar down before it loads lol
Back in 1996 my dad caught me and my sister playing football with a scrunched piece of paper in our flat, to this day I still find that predicament so funny
My mom caught me browsing EoFF once. She yelled at me for about five hours but I told her that I was a grown man and can do whatever I wanted.
We haven't talked since.
I have yet to be caught using the internet for my dirty little secret.
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU USING EYES ON FF!
What isn't wrong with you using it?! :foot:Quote:
Originally Posted by LUKEJAKE17
me and my friend (moonstar) almost got caught when watching
FFVII AC :(
Personally I think any association with EoFF is disgusting and you should all be ashamed. You people make me sick.
You're very strange for feeling the necessity to tell people about how a 5 year old nearly caught you masturbating. I think you may need councilling.Quote:
Originally Posted by UltimaMasamune
For a long time, I had to keep EoFF a secret. I mean, there were times I simply couldn't control my urges, and I logged on in the middle of the day and make sure to minimize it very often incase someone looked at the computer.
It wasn't until 2 years ago when I was browsing in the middle of the day whilst home alone and all of a sudden, I had to use the restroom, left the screen up, and my grandfather came home. I heard him screaming my name at the top of his lungs and I ran downstairs knowing exactly what was wrong. I tried to explain that I just couldn't help myself, and he said nonsense. He told me that not even grown men look at such things like EoFF, and that i was a heathen and that he could never accept such things in his house. He threatened to take my computer, I threatened to run away, and then finally, I moved to college where it turns out that my peers really understood and didn't judge. And when I came home, I explained that I was a grown boy now and could look at whatever I wanted on the www, however, out of respect, and because i have a laptop, i make sure he's not around.
Since the name of the thread refers to "doing it" I take that as having sex.
Yes, I have been caught having sex on multiple occasions. Not fun, you don't get to finish. :cry:
Unless you can get them to join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
I was gonna say that, but the interrupter could be ugly. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILFUnless you can get them to join in.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
When a man gets the URGE!!!
WHEN A MAN WANTS IT!!!!
WHEN A MAN LOVES A WALNUT!!!!
He pulls down his pants , gets out the cream and he sits down in the chair turns on the computer and find a picture of love hurts. HOO RAH!!!
GRRR RUFF!!! RUFFFF!!!!!
Then he masages his toes and then he cranks it.
He turns up the music man he cranks the music.
Then he searches EOFF for lovehurts and then he has sexually fantasys about love hurting . Then he hurts himself for loving EOFF. Then the mother walks in and complains about the music being loud and you using EOFF in your underwear.
GEEZE learn propper house rules. You dont run around in your underwear I dont care if EOFF is just a forum where we cant see you put some damn pants on!