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I would run outside brandishing a pen and say in a stern voice to get off my property this isntant or Idwrite very dispeased letters to their mothers, that failing, Id stab them all in the eye with said pen then run off into the night laughing maniacaly as i twirl my bloodsoaked pen
That's why I have a longbow in my room, honey. ^_~ Then, I'd summon my supreme power of light and vaporize them ALL.
I would play it cute, innocent, an dumb. If they wouldn't take the easy way out, an think: "what a lovely lady, she can't be a member of eoff". I would just murder them all. I live on a main road, so after their bodies had been run over by many a vehicle, it would look like a: "tragic accident".
What do they want from me who are they.
I guess I'd be a GIRLY-GIRL and CRY.
No, seriously. I'd just eat.
I'd claim that I really don't taste that good and there aren't really any meat on my bones. Now, if they turn out to be cannibals the problem seem to be solved, but if they're not then I'd still have a difficult problem on my hands... :eep:
>>> I would Kage bushin no jutsu..
I'm constantly lubed in the hope of this exact situation.
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Originally Posted by Psychotic