What do you say to newbies?

Work with monsters. :monster:

" Hello and welcome to Eoff, our most wonderful and glorious forum. Enjoy your stay at the forum, post lots, and take a look at the rules."

I usually say a variation of that, which is my typical welcome.

I say hello and usually leave them a nice pic.:)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Alive-Man

I rarely say a lick to the nippers these days, maybe I should start!

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You lick their what? :D

I haven't gotten around to it. But I guess I'd just say "mmmm fresh blood" and grin at them manically.

Very nice, how much?

Something like, "Welcome. Post lots and stick around" :)