When they were talking about Steve Holt's mother, they showed her yearbook and her quote was "Eve Holt!" :love:
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"Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn't even know who his real father is!"
"George Michael Is Good With the Ladies!"
[George Michael stands with his grandmother and Auntie (who is wearing a shirt that says slut on it) in each arm.
What's your return policy on dead doves?
[Maeby walks downstairs to see her parents fighting]
Lindsay: I'm saying everytime something starts to go well for you, you blow it.
Tobias: Nothing has ever gone well for me and you know it!
Lindsay: That's my point, you...[sees Maeby] ... handsome cowboy, you.
Tobias: Oh, great. And now you're mocking me. You selfish c.. [sees Maeby] ...ountry-music-loving lady.
I bought Season 1 blind and really enjoy it. Funny show.
I forget what episode, the episode is something like this.
Buster: Well, who in this family has a job?
George Michael: I do
Buster: Doing what?
George Michael: I work at the banana stand.
Buster starts laughing.
Buster: Oh, I thought you meant a real job or a plumber or something like that.
BOB LOBLAW.
That is the best name ever thought of for anything. "Yes, I have it in my Loblog."
Tobias' business card was great, too.
Tobias Funke
Analrapist
"It's pronounced uh-NAL-rapp-ist!"
Tobias: "Hmmm... The party is on a ship? maybe I should have told the Hot Cops To be Something more Nautical..."
Michael: "Yeah Maybe..."
Tobias: "How about Hot Sailors, or Hot Seame..."(Michael Interrupts)
Michael: "I Like Hot Sailors"