I never knew Coke cans were THIS Red

I pulled my dog's ear and he bit my face off. I was 2. :(

This.

when i threw a coke can like a frizbee, i cut alot of skin open :(

Once when I was 5 I was in my sandbox digging my way through to China (as you do) I saw my Dad use the garden fork earlier that day and he had left it out to go get a drink so I thought to myself 'I know, im a big boy i can use my Dads fork' so I trundled over and got it and went back to my sandbox and plunged the garden fork straight through my left foot... aparently I screamed so loud my Mum thought I was being killed lol, needless to say I never borrowed my dads garden fork again lol.

I stupidly attempted to carve a pumpkin when I was six...with the wrong kind of knife...without removing the innards first. I have a nice scar on my left thumb because of it.

I cut my wrist once hitting a window. :( I broke the window.

I heard of a lady who got a papercut on her tongue sealing envelopes. The glue on the envelope had an egg on it. So...when the wound on her tongue sealed and the egg hatched...bugs exploded out of her tongue!!!!

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I heard of a lady who got a papercut on her tongue sealing envelopes. The glue on the envelope had an egg on it. So...when the wound on her tongue sealed and the egg hatched...bugs exploded out of her tongue!!!!

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Urban legend. :rolleyes2

I sat in a chair, I fell in and sliced my leg down by 11 inches on my leg by a screw in the chair. :(

My brother almost lost his finger in a couch x.x

when I was a baby, my dad was cutting my fingernails and I didn't hold still, so he accidentally cut the very tip of my pinky off..just a bit of skin, not like he cut a huge chunk off. I have a small scar now :jess:

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When I was in high school I had a friend named Chuck who accidently cut the tip of his index finger off, just above the last articulation point, while trying to cut two frozen burritos apart with a sharp knife.

As if that's not funny enough, he superglued it back on. It healed almost perfectly.

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Damn. And I was so close.

i cut mt chin ip doin a wheellie on my bike, it really hurt

Um tripping off tall places seems to be famous with me, like when I fell off a really tall concrete wall and landed on my back I had a carpenders knife sticking out of my back luck for my it didn't go very deep.

my friend was tossing axes at a stump and it bounced off and flew up in the air spinning in circles it was like slow motion as another friend o mine was walking by the ax flew right in front of him and bam stuck right into his right foot...I think he never forgave us, "Oh! well"