That hamster story is pretty much the most disgusting thing I've read in my life. I really hope that chick gets run over by a dump truck.
When my big dog was a puppy, he used to get really excited and try to jump. He's never really been able to, because he has bad joints. So he actually kind of hops. We call it the Wolfwood Dance. Because Wolfwood is his name. Once he did a backflip off the front porch while doing the Wolfwood Dance. It was scary until we knew he was okay. Then it was funny.
