FFIX's Cid is a bug. That make other Cids say 'WTF?'.
What happen when FFVII meets FFX-2?
FFIX's Cid is a bug. That make other Cids say 'WTF?'.
What happen when FFVII meets FFX-2?
The world would end as we know it
Why would square Enix do this to us
Square has keep on kipnapping Sega crew and black mailing capcom to put reis chars in KH.
Why does the name 'Final Fantasy' sounds like a title of a porn DvD?
Because it secretly is..! shhhh keep quiet about it
When asked what to name Squall's ring what would be the best answer.?. depending on what you want to hear Adel say in the final boss battles......
Someone wanna answer this, or post a new question/ I would, but I don't play VIII much.
Emo kid. :)
who is FF's queen of porn?
Tifa
Who would i want to have sex with?
Gau or possibly Edward.
How heavy is Brahne?
Imagine a whale, then double it.
If Cloud could be in any other FF game (apart from the VII series), what would it be?
Pretty much any of them as they all have maps with clouds in their skies.
Why does Jenova lack nipples?
So that her 40-year-old son not going to be breastfeed.
Is Tidus and Vaan twins?
nope. Tidus had plastic surgery so he could be in ff12
what on earth was garlands (ff1) intetentions
The same thing he does every night, black mage, to try and take over the world! (guess where is this from)
Why aren't there catgirls or caninegirls in FF?
That would kill the series and possibly cause major heart attacks to fanboys everywhere (and it's from Pinky and the Brain)
What would Kary (Malarith) be like in bed?
Hot, hot hot!
Is Aeries related to X Yuna?
aeris is yuna distant cousinQuote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
and refuses to answer anymore questions until pell her name right
in highschool was sephiroths first love edea?
nah back then he was jerkin it to the jenova centerfold
why do so many people adore aeris?
Pigtail ftw.
What would Ifrit and Kary(Maliris) be like in bed?
A hot steamy, burning, lovefest of kinky pain, roars and screeching. It would just look like a ball of flame with parts of the bedroom being sucked into it, and incinerating.
Where do summons go when they're not... Summoned?
East St. Louis
Every FF character gets into a boxing ring, last one left in the ring wins, who would the winner be?
aeris, she learned few trix do to the sephiroth incedentQuote:
Originally Posted by Griff
who tifa like besides cloud?
Tifa loves yuffie of course. Isn't it obvious!
If Tifa loves yuffie, yuffie loves cloud, and cloud loves tifa, where the hell is aeris in this?
nowhere but hell
is there anyhere else worse for her to go?
anywhere near you
how much time do you think squall spent in his room, alone, with the light turned off?
Everytime you didn't see him he was there...but in his mind he was there all the time...:P
Why the sudden change in squalls behavior half way through the game?
Emo-ism.
If Ifrit is scorching hot and Shiva's freezing cold, which summon would be dazzling bright?
Rumha on something.
what is he on
Um, cocaine?
Who would win? Exdeath or Nightmare?
niether, a goblin would win.
How could the goblin win?
the others would die laufing
Some one else take my question
Who would win between Kefka and another Kefka?
neither, a cactaur would win.
where did the cactaur come from?
Sephiroth's ass
why?
It smelled too much in there!!
Why are cactaurs so pokey?
Cuz they wouldn't get any respebt if they were fluffy.
What is Yuna Lesca?
An unsent, ex summoner, corrupt, woman, who likes to wear almost nothing.
How does the game know that you wont be able to leave the Bahamut once you enter it in FF12?
AI.
Are AIs bad?
They're as bad as cheat codes.
Can I use the cheat code when playing FF11?
Only if you Bribed some cheat codes from Great Marlboros in FFX.
When (FFV Spoiler)Exdeath was in his tree form, why didn't the party just chop down the tree?
They didn't have an axe
what happened to the axe
It died and was buried.
How does a weapon die?
Cloud and co. take it's HP down to 0
How can characters hold their breath so long during blitzball or the onebattle with Weapon?
They become ampthibians
WTF?!
Good question.
Does anybody know the answer?
They trained.
Cactuar vs tonberry, who wins?
Cactuar, because he is a greenie meanie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alsray
Why are chocobos fast? :choc:
Because they have a dose of Speed within them
Druggy birds, what's next?
Nice black mages
whats next
Bad White Mages
Who cares?
Anyone but you.
Did Denzel and Marlene have sex?
Ohh, please, you so know they did.
Who's the oldest guy in the series?
Rydia
Who's the youngest?
lulu and wakkas babyQuote:
Originally Posted by Griff
how far will the installment its already up too ff12 what do you think
I recon it'll reach the ripe old age of CC (for those not into latin numbers, it means 100)
Woah! When will that be?
when you get a date
What is the next game called?
Final fantasy 13: The blade of babes
Why would it be called anything else?
because Nomura is a chakking blit.
what is Cloud's first name
Blue Sky.
Why does Tidus keep whining even after you cast Mute on him?
coz hes the durcell bunney
someone take mine
what is my name?
felicityQuote:
Originally Posted by Alsray
how old is auron?
at the end of Final fantasy 10, be is about 57
someone take my questoin
How old is Jecht?
1032
Rikku: full body suit, short shorts, x-2 outfit, or birthday suit?
All of the above and more.
Does Final Fantasy get enough respect from people who don't respect Final Fantasy or other things deserving more respect than they currently get by the aforementioned people?
......huh? (question and answer)
...Wha? (Answer and question)
Depression runs through the hearts of the Nbodies?
*cough*
Robitusin!
Do you think we should get back on topic?
yes.
will we
Yes. Right now.
Please?
OK
Whilst traing to be a dragoon how many times did kain land on his face.
Approximately none. He always landed on his back... or on his illegitimate son, Gustoolv's face.
Does Sephiroth ever feel remorse?
Doubt it. He was brainwashed into being an evil, undead x3 or 4 son of a - heck yes I'll call Lucrecia a bitch. She experimented on Vincent and hurt him emotionally, and went to bed with the most ugly scientist imaginable in the FF series.
Will Sephiroth ever finally accept that he's dead? (I mean he's fallen into the lifestream - apparently dead, then had his arse kicked three times by Cloud & co in FFVII, then comes back for more in Advent Children).
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It's called the bow, and on FFV it'd be fine if they have good balance as there's no wind for most of the game.Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
He'd have one of these...
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By the way, that was in the armouries of Prague Castle. :D
when pigs fly? (q & A)
when pplz strt talkin like in english on teh forums
Vincent- Vampire or just seriously awesome human-cyborg experiment?
Duh! seriously awesome human-cyborg experiment!
If this is possibly, why is there no time-traveling involved?
coz he's the terminatorr
why is There no piink in the game? *barely any*
there is, its behind the screen.
fish?
And chips
Which ff charcter would love this
Most to all.
Which is the best- Cids beard in his faceset, charset, or battle charset?
All three of course!
Why are there so many damn Cids?
So that way we know it is a Final Fantasy game.
Who was responsible for the FFX/X-2 voice-actors, especially Tidus?
A nutcase for the nuthouse
Why do red mages where them stupid hats
Becase Red Mages are stupid. Full stop.
If pationate love was a ff game, what would it be?
Uhmm... yes?
(Q and A)
No
Why am i posting on an FF forum when i should be revising
Care to finish that thought?
Anyhoo... Who would win: Sabin or Kain?
Kain, because of his surprise attack...
what time is it for me now, and should i play a final fantasy game?
quater past may. And yes
why are people in Arcadays (the cappital of the empire in ff12) so obseased with wooden chips.
cos they're yummy
If i went back in time and killed myself, would i still be alive if i travelled forwards in time back to this exact time where i was asking that if i went back in time and killed myself, would i still be alive if i travelled forwards in time back to oh my god i've gone cross-eyed...
depends what mood i'm in
what mood i'm i in.
A pissed off mood, otherwise, you wouldn't have written it in a pissed off way.
Who's the sexiest beast in the games?
Bahamut
whos the second?
Quote:
Originally Posted by The black mage
That sexylicious Marlboro, of course.
If one were to speak like Ultimecia for a full day (kkkkkkkkk), what is the funniest thing one kould say?
why ultimecia what big boobs you have
all the better for killing with my dear
what the f--BLAM
why is quina so great
Because it looks like a demented clown on drugs
i want to see more Sin! Where is it?
In the heart of every Athiest and Catholic.
How the heck did Yazoo get a gunblade?
Presnt of his mother
EDIT: (500th post in this thread)
what is the point of the FIremane boss in ff12
To get you heated up for something else
Why do the Guado look like Meduca?
Because they were caught doin' it in a temple of Athene by Athene (that's what happened to Medusa, ya know.)
Why does Tifa, Rinoa and Garnet's hair look exactly the same?
Rinoa's hair is completely different.
What is even mightier than the almighty Omnislash?
Lion Heart
If FF VII is :skull::skull::skull::skull:, what does that make XII?
great
why is quina so sexy?
Like Tifa, Quina was made only for her overwhelming sex appeal.
Yum yum! :-P
Is Amarant just a pathetic rip-off of Vincent in terms of personality?
As Vincent is a ripoff of Rubicant, yes.
Which world is better: VIII or X?
FFX, cuz it has Auron. What has VIII given us lately?
Who deserves the most praise: Cloud, Vincent, Sephiroth, or Auron?
Auron, because's he is a zombie and he can do zombie attack.
Why does Tidus always hang around Rikku?
He's an horny teenager, and she's dressed in tight clothes.
Why do the characters in FFT have big hands, but no nose?
:eek: plz it is very rude to point out peoples diformities!Quote:
Originally Posted by Takara
how come ff characters never shower and yet no one else seems to notice... do they have some special way of keeping themselves clean?
No, they just stink up the place. Thats why FFT characters evolved to have no noses.
Who lost their virginity first, Aeris or Tifa?
So obviously Aeries, i mean, who would want to out with Tifa...
If fun is sex, is Lulu bored?
Not if i'm anywere near her:)
Why is quina so sexy
The lonely and virginity-holding programmers needed someone to keep them... aroused during FFIX production.
What is the purpose of Yuffie in the grand scheme of things.?
Trying to show off in front of cloud she has had her eye on him for a long time.
How come Tidus made out with Yuna?
If you're a pimp, wouldn't you do it with anyone?
Is there at least one homosexual character in each game?
Depends if you're a rabid yaoi fangirl or not. If you are, then in your mind, all the male characters want to do each other, even if they have a canon relationship with a female character.
Does Zidane like bananas?
Of course! Who doesn't? Oh, wait a minute, was that some euphemism for... ewww! No way, he's so obviously straight! Or maybe bi, in which case we can't be sure! :D
So how do I get my own cyberpet who finds me treasures in his own parallel universe, just like in FF8?
Sell you soul to the cyber devil and you will recieve all that is wished...For a price...
In FFX-2, how long does it take Rikku to do her hair?
it's a wig
when will the series end?
What's a series end!
Was Sephiroth posh?
he stayed in an inn. i gess not
Why does Bahumut fly
Because he has wings *insert Red Bull reference here*.
Why did Tidus have one pant leg longer than the other?
It is what is in style in Zanarkand.
Why do so many FF characters have spikey hair?
Because they're all stupid and put their fingers in a plug socket, every day, twice!
What's the meaning of the words "Final Fantasy"?
Final- The last of a series or group
Fantasy- Fabrication
Why doesnt Seymour stay dead the first time I kill him? WHY DOES HE HAVE TO COME BACK ON MT. GAGAZET?
He doesn't feel like staying dead, of course.
Why does Cecil answer qustions with unrelated statements?
Because he doesn't want to give it away. >.<
How come moogles and chocobos never evolved, even a little bit, throughout the whole time of Final Fantasy?
They don't go through Pubirty like us humans.
How come each FF villian always wants to take over the world.
because they wanted to take over the local playground but bigger boys had already got there and were smoking and saying swears so they all got scared and decided to take over the world instead.
whose neck frilly (cravat?) thing is cooler: Zidane's one with the ribbon or Balthiers that looks like a doily
Zidane's duh. It adds to his 'charming-ness' while Balthiers makes him look like he knitted his accessories in his grandma's basement.
Is Fran really a good name for a character in a fantasy?
Fran is a "Frantastic" name for a ff character, reminicent of the random ones Like Cecil and Rosa and Vincent. its classy, and it is different from all the other random Veira names much like she is different from all the veira. Before it seemed a plain name but her great beauty makes it a better name. Plus Balthier says it in a nice way in his posh accent, its like "Fran fran fran fran fran fran" is every other word for him, makes it sexy.
What did Vincent do...alone...for all those years he was in a coffin
You would probably be better off not asking that...
Why did Garnet cut her hair?
Cos she had headlice, she got them off of Vivi even tho he has no hair.
who uses the most hair gel, Cloud with his original doom spike or seymour with his mental hair?
Cloud by far. Seymour just gets Anima to do his hair for him. (SPOILER)Mummy's boy.
Why do so many FF girls suffer from chronic marysueness?
Cuz the inspiration for the whole series was a woman named 'Mary-Sue' so they honored her by making all the females Mary-Sues.
What. The. Hell. Is up w/ Tifa's geeky hat and vest in the flashback?! I thought women were supposed to make outfits look good! She looks like she should be wrangling up some cattle instead of hiking in the mountains.
Tifa just decided to wear the most fashonable clothes possible. But since Sephiroth did'nt like her clothes, she grew a hateing of Shinra and she joined Avalanche. The whole burning of her hoetown was just the cover story.
How does Wakka's hair stay in a perfect crest in the water?
It's actually painted concrete.
How come Yuna doesn't drown in the kissing scene?
Tidus really attempted to kill her off underwater, by suffocating her with his lips. Unfortunately her roboticness was too overwhelming.
What would Fran and Zell do on a lonely night?
Dungeons and Dragons, duh.
Which song is better and why- Otherworld (aka Blitzball Arena Rock) or One-Winged Angel (aka OMG tEH sEPHIROTHZz song OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^)
Ahh, i would have to say that the sequals to the songs are better,soo....yeah.
How did Kimahri get so horn-ey?
he played FF X-2
whos the hotter twin, Basch or Gabranth?
Gabranth.
Why doesn't Vaan's vest absorb heat or cold?
because its not really there, he just drew it on with a pen like he did with his six pack
What does a hotty like Edea see in a robin-williams lookalike geek like Cid?
He's huge
What kind of Jail lets you out of it if your a good chocobo rider? (FF7 Corel)
well in most jails, people ride you, so they want to be different:barf:
How big are clouds pockets if he can carry that many items
Pockets? He keeps them in a hidden pouch in his sword.
I've been gone for a week, have the VII fanboys been crushed yet?
Nope, still goin strong. : )
How does Edward (FFIV) manage to be so weak at first, yet become such a powerhouse later in the game?
He got himself a spine.
How Ace is Tidus at Blitzball?
Not very, as he's just not all there sometimes.
How can anyone consider Aereth to be good in battle without materia apart from her limit breaks?
lets just say she sells more than flowers
Whose smile is scarier, Clouds or Squalls?
Cloud's makes little children cry. Squall's makes full-grown men cry. You be the judge.
Why is Red XIII red?
Because Eiffel 65 made it uncool for anyone to be blue.
If Aeris had lived, how would she and Tifa have inevitably finished their rivalry?
Tifa would have killed her instead.
If Yuffie is Yuna's, mum's, sister's Husband and Terra is Marlene's, brother's, long lost Wife's, Father's Wife where the hell does Quistis fit into all this.
Quistis is the creator of all things and thusly the mother of them all
If fran went to the supermarket what would she buy?
A tube of chapstick and a cosy winter coat. Oh, and some lettuce.
How long do all the final fantasy characters spend on their hair each morning, on average?
About an hour. Or 24.
Do any of the characters want to cross into another game?
Most of them want to go to the Dragon Quest games and see how much better they could do in defeating the villians there.
Why is Josef in FF2 bald?
Because bald guys are sexy! Hense, why you rarely see any, because it wouldn't do to have a sexy guy in the game, because that's for women only.
If Cloud + Wakka's hair's weight is added together, what is Warrior's sword size?
Uhhh...
...
...
SWORDCHUCKS!
What does Garland like to do in an evening where he's just had a looong day of unsucessful conquering?
Think of how to conquer successfully.
Is Hadoken radioactive?
whos fruitier tidus or kuja?
why does vaan look like and pose like a chick?
i would of answered the previous one but i dont kno wat hadoken means
Kuja, the bloke wears a thong! no more discussion needed
Vaan poses like a chick because his mommy always wanted a daughter so she used to call him Vaanessa and bought him dollies (b4 she died).
Do you think that Rude has ever accidently made out with Reno? or maybe on purpose?
You haven't read it yet...?Quote:
Originally Posted by 50calCerberus
On topic, he would love to make out with Reno on purpose.
Exactly how deadly is Fighter's two-fisted monkey style?
lol both make sense...fighters two fisted monkey style is deadlier than chuckk noris' fighting style lmao:DQuote:
Originally Posted by PeneloRatsbane
id spell his name right but for some reason when i spell chuck norris right it...o there it goes again...dangit y cant i spell chuckk norris right
Because Chuck Norris's real name in writing is so awesome, it would cause your head to explode if you saw it. I don't know how that relates to Final Fantasy though...
How do you accidently make out with someone?
If Zell Miller were running for President, would Zell Dincht vote for him?
No Zell is barred from Voting after Voting for a Hot Dog.
What's more likely?
Rikku getting married to a guy, or Zell Getting married to a girl?
Rikku married to a guy, but it'd probably end in divorce since she dresses like a hooker.
In FFVII, What the smurf is Esther supposed to be?
Cloud's manager and backup whore?
Is Blackbelt's death in 8-bit theater neccessary?
Yes, yes, yes!
What's Squall's ID name?
lend_mi_ur_eyeliner_gunblade_masta_773
In FF1, to practise black magic, does one need to be inherently evil? Is the same true with goodness for white magic?
Yes.
Does Sephiroth like pokemon ?
Tch, Sephiroth has collected them all, 8 times.
Why didn't Locke see Celes in chains and go for it?
Because he prefers tentacles.
Why is Ultros funny ?
Because he's stupid.
What does Aerith do in her spare time when she's not being impaled on a sword, or worshipped like the third coming of Christ?
She visits the Forbidden City and reminisces Zack.
Why is Shinra wearing this outfit ? (FFX-2)
cos he read that it was fashionable in cosmo magazine.
whoses better at skiing: Kadaj (FFVII:AC) or Jules (FFXII)
Jules. Kadaj's weird sword would throw off his balance.
Who is Ultros/Orthros related to?
That dude what was in Pirates of the Curriedbean.
What does the memento ring look like?
It looks like a ring with a momento on it.
Does Kefka feel love?
Clearly...
Who's Final Fantasy's 'sex bomb'?
Its between Tifa and Fran, they fight it out in a muddy areana whilst wearing skimpy clothes (so there normal attire then) but its a battle that rages on through out time and so no winner is ever crowned.
Do u think Zell will regret that Tatoo on his face when he well old?
No, it gives him a derranged appearance, which will come in handy when he goes on to rob hot dog stands later in life.
What the hell are Freya and Frately? I mean, like, what the hell species? Some kinda horse-rat combo?
actually they are called horseian rations... so yes
why does barret swear more than my brother
Because Cid swears more than him.
Why doesn't Zidane have any luck with girls?
Beacuse, despite what he thinks, chicks DO NOT dig the tail...
Why can't the main hero of FFXIII be a penguin?
Because he can't hold a gunblade.
Why does Steiner wear rusted armor?
Because he earns 1 gil a year
Why Doesnt Cloud ever change his clotheS?
because purple is the new black.
If cents are parts of a dollar, what is a part of gil?
GP
When are they gonna make a game w/ Cid as the protagonist?
Doomsday, no sooner.
Why is Ritz so goddamn PINK!?
Didn't you npay attention during the game? She didn't want to be like a viera... at first. Instead, she wanted to be wedding peach.
Why didn't Cid Highwind grow a beard or a moustache?
He has a beard? That's because you're confusing yourself with Barret.
Why is Barret the only FF character on a PS console to have a long beard 'minus FFXI' and why doesn't he have that same one now?
He wanted to be different, a rebel, a renegade, but then he got over it.
Why didn't Barret get a normal prosthetic hand?
I shall answer with your quote:
Why don't Vieras have tails? They would have even more sexappeal...Quote:
Originally Posted by arcanedude34
They do have tails, but once you chop em off and use them as a powderpuff, they're kind of hard to get back on again. But it's worth it to stop a shiny nose!
How many times a day is one likely to come across a manic bishounen?
four times, double that if its a full moon
what do u think Vivi looks like nakid?
He IS naked. He walked around all of FFIX in the nude...
Why do you think Kimahri talks so little?
You don't off intelligent conversation.
"Why does every FF character hate this thread?"