cuz he thinks jenova is his motherand like alll little boys miss their mothers
how did sephiroth act like a coward in the game?
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cuz he thinks jenova is his motherand like alll little boys miss their mothers
how did sephiroth act like a coward in the game?
By stabbing a bitch in the back, not actually taking on a physical role until the middle of disk 2.....etc, etc
Who's the daddy?!
My Uncle
Who's the Auntie?
My whore.
Why was Aeries an Ancient?
42
37???
X-ATM049.
Why was Airbuster easy?
He actually is harder than Sephiroth, but when you fought him, he had a tummy ache.
Why does Barret shows his chest to everyone?
because Mr T does
why is barret Mr T
because Mr T is the only black person they could find on short notice.
why?
Cause it's different
Why isn't there ever a black protagonist or anymore black characters in any FF's today, apart from FF7?
The gaming industry is trying to keep the black man down!
or
They didn't want the airship to have it's rims stolen.
Why does Cid smoke?
Who says he just smokes....
is it true he's actually a drug lord?
No, he's the local whore of Rocket Town as well
What did Aeris do, to make Cloud have feelings for her?
WHY DOES CLOUDS HEAD LOOK LIKE A CHOCOBOS ARSE.:choc2:
IS IT COS HE LET CAIT SITH CUT HIS HAIR?
Because Clould IS a Chocobo
If Cloud is a chocobo, why doesnt Tifa ever "Ride" him?
Because she always accidentally attacks him or forgets to give him greens so he runs away.
Why did Scarlet and Tifa slap each other?
Fanservice.
If vincent had a day job what would it be?
A cleaner at the local burger king complex
why not be an assassin?
Because... well, actually, Vincent IS an assasin always, you just don't know about it yet. But look around for a red dot, I payed him frickin' 10 000 gils.
Does it hurt Cloud after a chocobo race he jumps like that?
Yes. It makes him want to wear that dress.
Is Cloud secretly pumping the chocobo?
Yes, that's what greens are for.
Why greens are legal then?
cuz people like greens
how much gell do you think cloud uses in the morning?
Lets just say, he spends more than bill gates has a day on hair gell
how did tifa go from been a normal girl to a tomboy
Ummmm, sexual desires changed
Why was Aeries considered so holy, even before the bitch died?
She was a virgin. And threatened with shotgun everyone who opposed.
If Aerith was a virgin, what was Yuffie then?
A Japanese whore.
If Yuffie was a whore, what was JENOVA then?
A shagalistic postotute
Cait Saith - boy or girl?
Cait is Reeve's femine side
Why does Hojo inject himself with Jenova cells?
That's... that's a rape issue.
How does Red's grandfather floats?
The amount of farting he does just lifts that bastard of Earth
How does Cid still have Sheila loving him after he abuses her, rapes her and bullies her?
She is a Cid Fanboy.
Why is there a thief on the Midgar train?
because he had nothing better to do.
Why does the thief laugh in such a retarded manner?
He's a pedofile that appeared in Nibleheim once and met Cloud there...
What consequences had their meeting?
Umm, the pedo raped Cloud...
why isn't this game rated R?
The censors couldn't get far enough in the game to see anything naughty.
If the Turks had a bowling team what would they call it?
Rude Skulls.
Why is Elena so hard-working?
Because if she works hard, Reno will give her some action.
Why Reno and not Rufus?
it would confuse people from what is final fantasy and what is bill and ted
why cait sith?....thats a real question
Tseng is actually a mutant cat who likes to watch Star Wars.
Why did Cid looked at the stars so much when they escaped from the racket?
because they ar actully telling him his lines! lets face it he old!
why does jenova have a smilly face?:)
She had to go through mouth plastic surgery cause she couldn't smile.
How come Sephiroth killed Cloud instead of Aeris?
Cloud refused to rape him
How did he become this sick minded?
He fell in love with Reno's body
Why is Reno's hair so red?
They needed a redhead male.
Why aren't there blue haired girls?
They ran out of blue-colored pixels.
Why is the gun called the Sister Ray when Raymond is a man's name?
BECAUSE THE FEMINISTS ARE TAKING OVER!!
what sephy do with the second midgar zolom?
raped, then killed
why do we need to harden him up?
cuz he is a prick
Who names their child Sephiroth?
Me.
Who names their child Mukki?
You do
how can Red XIII have kids?
when he finds a female of his race and knocks her upQuote:
Originally Posted by jammi567
the cid in ff7 has brothers with the same name as him in all ffs, if their all brothers than who are the parents?
Those aren't his brothers! He just looks different in every game!
Why does Squall's scar doesn't heal?
because this thread doesnt end
why is squall even mentioned in this thread
Because he's an unlockable character in ffvii
How do you unlock Ultemecia?
beat the game using only Suall as your character.
why dosent anybody try casting life on Aeris?
Because maybe (dun, dun DUNNNNN!) some people actually want her to remain dead for the purposes of the story.
why do people like her so much?
Because she's got a pink dress and she's selling flowers. If Barret had a pink dress and he was selling flowers, everyone would like him instead!
Sorry if this was asked already: Since I didn't find Aeris, is it true that I can still dig her up in the Bone Village?
Yes, but be careful of the sword sticking out of her stomach
Can it be killed?
No. "It" is a pronoun, and pronouns never die.
How do I get a rainbow chocobo?
make him eat an entire box of lucky charms, 6 large packs of skittles, or enlist him in the gay pride paradeQuote:
Originally Posted by darksword12
if cid is the male person who comes back all the time, then whos the female?
Me.
Why has this thread started again?
cause people love to ask stupid questions an love to come back and see them being anwserd stupidlyQuote:
Originally Posted by comet
will gamers ever live to see a remake of ff7?
No, Square would have known by now that the compilation sucked big time.
Why is the above statement so?
Cause the grim reaper wants it to be like that
when will i replay VII?
Never, because you're sick of the stupid questions about it, as well as the stupid replies people post
:eek: ?
Sausage.
How does Tifa make her hair do that weird double flicky out thing at the ends?
dont you know? tifa is part dolphin from her mothers side, something has to double flickQuote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
when do you think was the last time the midgar church had a service?
When Aeries died
Did Sephiroth have sexual desires?
He didn't, even though his English voice actor in FFVII AC might make you think otherwise with his slightly perverted sounding voice.
How do you solve the equation "Mandy Moore + Lance Bass = Aeris + Sephiroth"?
Balance the equation. Then find the limiting factor. Look up the molar mass of either Mandy Moore or Lance Bass, whichever is in less supply. Then, write a stoichiometry equation to find the amount of moles of Aeris and Sephiroth produced from however many moles of Mandy Moore or Lance Bass you began with. (according to whoever is the limiting factor).
Why did I write that much?
Who knows? I'm not even that sure myself.
Why am I saying DMC quotes in a FFVII thread?
cause you're dumb???:tongue:
Why cant cloud smile?
Cause he's dumb?
Cloud and Sephiroth are overcompensating with those bigass swords.
Agree?
I hear youQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
About Cloud being dumb? Or the overcompensating?Quote:
Originally Posted by Chaosfan84I hear youQuote:
Originally Posted by Mercen-X
Why can't Red XIII mate with a chocobo?
cause all lady chocobos are too stuck upQuote:
Originally Posted by Sephitachi7
what is the "promise land"
america
why didnt cloud blow up meteor with a peanut
He couldn't work out where the trigger was.
What is up with Vincent's shoes?
Nothing, just chillin'.
Why can't Cloud Junction Braver?
He could'nt find the materia for junctioning
Why couldn't he find materia for it?
cause the train conductor "HAD TO COLLECT 'EM ALL!"
why did Aeris die?
because she knew the location of Cheese Weapon.
Where is the location of Cheese Weapon?
Up Leviathan's arse
How do you get a multicoloured chocobo?
spraypaint it.
how many packs of cigs does cid go through a day?
He doesnt, its a fake cig.
What colour is Chocobo Weapon?
Invisible.
What happens if Aeris eats her Great Gospel?
She'll start singing 'Like a Prayer'
Why does Rude wear his sunglasses at night?
Because you're Narsissistic.
Why do I hate this thread?
because you love the game with a passion
where is gaia?
In the cauldron.
Where can I purchase the Sephiroth wings?
From Estuans interius ira vehemeti.
Why do Turks own so much?
They're jewish.
What size bra does tifa wear?
99z
How tall is Cloud without the hair?
As tall as his sword.
Why did Aeris died?
She got tired of her regular hair color.
Why did aeris "DIE"?
this have been asked before...Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkMateria
cause sephiroth was jealous of all the time cloud and her spent together
why is sephiroth's hair silver?
because he's over 2000 years old, didn't you know?
can Aeries change positio in mid-prayer?
yes, but she's too stuck-up
why did barret run off while tifa was getting gassed, to drive the airship right next to the junon newly reloaded gun?
Great minds think alike.
Why does Cloud want a tattoo?
'Cause he's pretty fly for a white guy.
What kind of precious metal are gold chocobos made from?
iron.
Are Aeries and Tifa prostotutes?
no, they cant interact with non NPC's
what is the ingrediences in Cid's "god-dammed-tea"?
flys
What's up with people an one wings.
They're demented, and so seriously be mocked and laughed at.
what's up with all the unessary prequal and sequals (cept for AC)?
Because of the continous baby tantrums thrown by Cloud to make more. He CRAVES more attention :choc2:
Don't any of the party members ever have to use the restroom? If so, why do they feel the need to hold it in for an entire adventure? You'd think after seeing Aeris die like that, Cloud would at least piss himself a little.......
No, they don't need to use the restroom, they have magical powers which make liquids (including blood) in their bodies disappear. This also explains why they don't bleed when they get bitten/sliced/shot ect.
How do you get Cloud killed instead of Aeris in the forgotten city?
It's because Cloud had to go to the bathroom. That's why they were late to save Aeris.
Make Cloud not go to the bathroom, he'll save Aeris and Challenge Sephiroth alone.
Then purposely loose the battle, you'll get a Game Over, but that's how.
And yes, they do loose blood, but they remove that so that it could have a Teen Rating.
Why didn't Cloud Finish off Hojo when he had the chance? (On the beach)
Look at all he's done afterwards!
Because he was too busy keeping his boner down from the hot girls on the beach... and he had to go to the bathroom.
Is Zach the dude in the tube?
No, it was Vincent Valentine's clone that was a failed experiment.
Why did Don picked Blond Cloud as a mate? (Yes, it's possible to acheive it in the game)
Stupid answer: because he like many other characters in the came cannot resist clouds blonde spiky hair that gives off some faramone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hyperion4444
Correct answer: if you manage to get everything that would make cloud look like a girl wig, dress makeup, then don will completely be attracted to him. if you get to of the items don will choose tifa, if you only get one item (most likely the dress) he will choose aeris.
Whats clouds middle name?
Cloud's middle name is Zach, which is why Cloud somehow thought he used to be Zach in his memories.
Why does nobody bang Yuffie?
because shes not worth banging. barret is.
why isn't aerisxtifa implemented in the game?
Because it is such a confusing name
Why does cloud's name have to involve nature?
Because his mom was a enviormentalist. (Forgive me if I spelled the word wrong.)
How do you get to 7th Heaven?
take a right by 8th, but if you see 6th youve gone too far
why dont they make a remake?
Because the editors are too busy eating krispy kremes
why does Barret try to look like mr.t?
cuz he can't look like mr. S. or mr. U neither.
whats up with midgar zolom?
His eyes.
Why did I laugh when Aeris died?
cos there wasnt any blood and aeris wanted to be killed by cloud, not sephiroth. anyway, you're a downright insane and deranged dumbass. (no offence ;)).
why is tifa so inhumanely... human?
She's human but with those babies it sure doesn't seem like it.
Why does tifa have large "babies".
because small babies cant drink from those huge breasts.
why does clouds ultimate weapon look gay?
Because it is sapping out cloud's gayness to make him more of a man for tifa(and you need a big man for those big breasts)
Why is cait sith left out for all of the game after the temple of ancients
'CAUSE HE DIED BAYBAY
Hold on, what's up with that crying stone tiger thing near Cosmo Canyon?
mommy whats that worm looking thing in my pants that you said not to whip out in public the thing under my boxers
sorry for the comment I had to do it:D
Banhammer plz
I'll answer Comet's one.
it cried cuz it realised that his son was red and following a bunch of weird people, including a guy with insane hair, an ancient who would die and a mr. t wannabe.
why does gravity lower the enemies health by a fraction?
why wouldn't it?
why does yuffie looks like a member of "The Beatles"?
cuz shes afraid of bugs.
how can vincent turn into his limit break beasts?
Testosterone
How many heavens were there before 7th heaven?!
3.14
why must aeris die?
because she tried to use a cheat code
Why did sephiroth have to have an exaggerated long sword?
Coz he wished that his penis is that long..but it isn't!
So he just had so make his sword long to resemble the length of penis he wish to have.
Maybe his penis will grow longer by admiring he long sword~
Why does Cloud have a heavy and big-ass sword??
Coz he wished that him penis is that long..but it isn't!
lol
So he just had so make his sword long to resemble the length of penis he wish to have.
Maybe his penis will grow longer by admiring he sword~
Why were there holes in clouds beginning sword?
Uhh..you copy and pasted my answer??
2 holes..one for Zack and the other one for Cloud. They used the holes to masturbate~!
Why does Cloud love to battle with Seph?
OOC: Anymore uncouth comments or sexual content posts in this thread and it will be closed.
Because it was the editor's choice
What gel does cloud use?
Oh crap..ok then sorryQuote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
His saliva~Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
Why Cloud isn't cloud?
Because hes bob the floating widget. plus he's under witness protection.
why did red XIII think his dad was a "wastrel"?
Cause he has his genes and likes to show off.
Why is Sephiroth so awesome?
Coz he's the one getting older day by day (his long grey hair)Quote:
Originally Posted by zack_fair
Why Sephiroth always wears black suit?
His mummy made it for him, he just wants to make her happy.
What is with the evil attacking house?
bob the builder's fault
In the beginning how did Neiblehem get caught on fire when there was a well?
Because there were no water in that well.
Who unlocked the Cloud's imprisonment room in the Shinra HQ?
I did I found the Master Key.
Why does Tifa like Cloud?
Cuz he's blonde.
Why does Tifa have bigger boobs than Aeris?
She doesn't. Tifa is in fact no bigger than the average dog. It's all done by mirrors.
Why does everyone automatically connect the idea of Wall Market to Wall Street while overlooking Wal-Mart, which it much more closely resembles anyway?
because wal-mart has one less L. duh.
what is the guy at the wall market inn thing implying when he says "come on, have a rest. we have very nice beds." or something of the sort.
He's implying that he wants to rape you.
How does Cloud acheive gravity-defying hair?
Old news, sweetheart. He takes inspiration from the hairgel scene in There's Something about Mary
Where do they carry all their equipment?
in a caravan park
why is it that when you defeat an enemy they turn red?
Cause when they die, their embarrassed so they blush.
Where do enemies come from?
see when one mommy enemy and one daddy enemy love eachother very much.... blah blah blah.... so if you have sex your baby will turn into an evil grasshopper and kill you.
how many years in jail would you get for all the people you kill
It all depends if you remember their names.
Why in the game, that the characters do not need to go to the toilet?
Adult dipers from ShinRa inc.
why cant tifa affort her leather gear yet?
Because she didn't invest in something greater.
Why does Aeris have bigger boobs than Tifa?
It would have disrupted the time and space continuum.
Why are Tifa and Cloud such a lousy 'couple'?
Because cloud like 'em big ^^!
who would Yuffie date and why?
Palmer, because lard is the ultimate afrodisiac duh!Quote:
Originally Posted by -=Squall-Leonhart=-
Why isn't materia in the shape of a cube?;)
Because when cloud tried to put it in the slot, he got pissy and stabbed a man.
Why doens't anyone go out to clean up Red XIII's dad? I mean do you realize how much bird dung is bound to have built up on him by now?
Because mako-crazy birds would come and attack them. Besides, mako-crazy bird poo is fluorescent at night, so they like to leave it there because it's decorative.
What did Palmer eat to become so fat?
People.
Why does he eat them?
because they are tasty
Why dont the Don and Palmer get together?
because palmer eats people
Why doesn't don eat people?
he's too busy eating his dead ape aps
does he eat Rapps too
No he just takes a nibble and then uses Rapps for fiendish S&M acts...
Why does President Shinra not simply remove Sephys sword from his back and carve some cheese?:tongue:
Because he's lactose intolerant. :p
Speaking of cheese, is the Cheese Weapon really real?
What do you think created the moon?
Why are clouds spikes different in the game then in Crisis core
it prevents anyone getting into his personal space!
Why Did Cloud choice blue for his dress? I thought he was more of a Cherry Red kinda guy?
cause Aerith chse it and couldnt stand up to the fact that cloud would look better then her in her favorite colour.
Why didnt Cheese Weapon defend the planet when meteor was coming!
It overslept.
Shouldn't it be more early to wake up (or stuff)?
yes, but its yellow color does not reflect sun the same way that the "gem" weapons does
are you all suprised i created this successful of a topic, yet i hardly post here anymore
no, cuz you didn't make it. sephiroth hacked your computer and did.
OMG Sephiroth can hack?!
Yes and whats more amazing is he has no fingers and hacks you using a SNES!!!
Why dosen't Midgar run on potatoe fuelled jelousy?
Sigh... That's Junon. Midgar runs on chocolate -.-
How does Cloud achieve that insane hairstyle?
Cheese Weapon helps him
This guy ARe sick??
No, these guy is sick.
Damn, why the english?
Because the FF7 translation are the best. :p
How come Aeris didn't pick up when she said 'are sick' instead of the correct 'is' sick?
because you are garnet, strong willed and naive
why are you garnet ???
because its cheese weapons day off
What do cloud and cheese weapon get up to on their shared days off?
Learn how to do Blitz technique with Barret.
How come Mukki doesn't have jeans?
because cheese weapon stole them to use as a toothpick
where is my chicken sandwich and waffle friese
I ate them.
How could I?!
what you say
can cloud and co. play guitar hero
Yeah sure, but the problem is, Barret is to selfish to share the PS2 with the others.
Who would win, if they could steal Barret's PS2 and play Guitar Hero?
Moogles.
How come there weren't any moogles in ff7?
Cait Sith has a huge stuffed mog he rides around with.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephitachi7
The moogles are inside it.
What the hell is that damned Demon Wall?
a demon and a wall had a forbidden love and the demon wall is the spawn of that love.
Will vincent ever realize that he could look realllllly hot if he ditched the stupid cape?
He already realized this: he looked so hot that the women all swarmed him so he went back to wearing it
do they have days of the week in FFVII?
There is also a mini-game in golden saucer that is centered around Mog and the moogles. Oh, and lest I forget, Cait Siths Level two Limit Break if you score three stars you get "mog dance" which restores your hp/mp. Moogles are there, but they are kind of on the DLQuote:
Originally Posted by Sephitachi7
there are days of the week and they are called.Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Master Yoda~
Nickeveryonesmateriaday
MopeaboutdeadAeris/Lucreciaday
Inapropriatelyshortskirtday
Swearyourtitsoffday
Madscienceday
Rufusday
and finally the day of rest, Pimpingyourselfoutday
if there was a "Miss Lab Coat" ffvii contest who would win? Lucrecia, Shalua, Shera or Hojo?
Hojo, because he misses his lab coat the most.
Why are the eight Mako reactors in Midgar?
Because on Pres. Shinras eighth birhtday he had a rl good time so he only made 8 reactors to remember it by!
How does Sephiroths hair float when he uses magic!?
Cause he's full of 'air'
Who are the top 5 worst dressers in FFVII?
Top 5 worst dressers:-
1-Yuffie (Her pants buttons are open......... SHES 16!!!!!!!!!)
2-Vincent (Got that emo thang goin on)
3-Shiva (Soft porn at its best)
4-All the Turks (Reservoir Turks? Whos Mr. Pink?)
5-Tifa (That top is WAAAAAAYYYY too baggy)
If Cloud had a "Female Lure Materia" would he have even bothered saving the planet and wotnot?:mog:
Well Yes cos he could have all the fit hotties in the world and he'd still just angst for the dead g/f of the man who saved his life, cos he's spoilt like that.
Why don't AVALANCHE just stop off at the Pharmacy and pick up some bloody travel sickness pills for Yuffie, you can even get them in super markets! it would take 2 minutes if that!?
because you havn't reached level 7934 yet
What is Cloud Strife's surname?
Nine.
Who's the Queen of Honey Bee Inn?
Vincent, but he got the sack when a customer complained about his penis. It's the really reason he's so upset.
who would win in a race?
Tifa on Fenrir with super fuel
Barret on a Gold Chocobo thats really hungry and there some greens at the finish line
Yuffie getting a piggy back from Vincent and she's got a whip
Or Cid waterskiing using the highwind?