because the game programers said so.
who would win, seymour, or this chocobo :choc:
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because the game programers said so.
who would win, seymour, or this chocobo :choc:
Chocobo FTW!!! :kaocheer:
Is Seymour the FFX equivalent of Elvis?
No. He is the FFX equivalent of an Elvis tribute act. A bad one at that.
Which character would be the product of Yunalesca's and Sin's twelve month orgasm?
Im gunna say... *scratches head* How'bout them retarded guardians of Isaarc
Is donna's guardian on steroids or somethin?
No, some Red Mage only cast a dozen Haste spells on him.
Sorry if this was asked already, but:
Why didn't Yuna drown when she was (SPOILER)kissing with Tidus under the water in Macalania?
Because she can magicaly breath underwater like the blitzball players.
Why can't I think of a question?
because you're dumb
Why is no-one asking sensible questions on this thread anymore?!
cause they've all the good ones have been asked already
Why are there only like 4 buildings in besaid when like 50 people live there?
most of them live together
who thought a tick (Yu-yevon) was scary
Me!!!!!! http://eternalspira.ffproject.net/im...m_pics/448.gif
Why can't we just spray the pest with a can of RAID ?
He's Immune to it. D=
Why doesn't everything die?
cause it be to easy:mad:
Why doesnt tidus commit sucide when he learns hes jjust a dream?
Who's the best . . .? (trick question)
Cause he couldn't die: he's a dream (that would suck)
Why doesn't Auron have any armpit hair?
The same reason I don't.
Tidus = Guy? O_O
ya Tidus is a guy, are you turned on ;)
why does lulu where all those belts?
*cough* Wakka.
Is SSJ3 Tidus > Mystic Auron?
No, because almost everyone >> Tidus, including Mystic Auron.
Since we got to know Jecht is Tidus' father, why didn't we get to know that Yuna is Tidus' twin sister? :eek:
for legel reasons!Quote:
Originally Posted by Sephiroth1999AD
why does Cid have a big head?
because he never swallows his food and stores it in his cheeks leading to a huge head.
Why did tidus cry when he was a boy other then jecht being an ass to him?
Because Auron stole his mooggle doll
Why does Lulu still play with dolls ?
Because they are the only things that can stand her bitching.Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
Why is Wakka always playing with balls?
coz he doesnt have any of his own.
why does Auron always have his collar pulled up over his mouth?
Because he's hardcore :choc2:
Where does everyone live if there is hardly any houses seen in Spira??
They do, it's just that they have to share beds
Who's gayer: Wakka or Tidus?
Tidus.
Superman vs. Goku! Who wins?
.....uh....Who the hell is Goku?
who is better in bed, rikku or lulu?
Both ;)
Why does Kimahri sulk so much ?
because hes a little winny bitch who is the runt of the litter.
why is ffx so damn kick ass.
Because Auron is in it! :love:
Why is Auron the best ever ?
Becuase he just dont give a f***.
Which monster is the biggest pussy?
Your mom. >_>;;;
Does Tidus like pie?
No he likes your mom >_>;;;
Why does Tidus likes everyone's mom ?
Because he is *disturbing words*
Is this a question? : O
Yes, because you asked it
Would he suck off your dad?
yes. he`s queer :|
why hasent there got and PINK ? :(
because pink is for real men.
why does wakkas hair look like a rooster?
He uses the same hair gel as Mary from "What about Mary"
Why is Seymour's hair blue ?
Why isn't his hair green?
The real question is, why isn't his hair pink?
That would make his gayness too obvious
Is Tromel gay ?
No! He's just misunderstood.
How come no one ever slapped Tidus for being annoying? Or at least laid him out with a punch to his glass jaw?
Because, you dont slap crazy people.
If someone said Praise be to Yevon (thank god), how would you respond(right answer is Your Welcome)
I'd be all like 'o_O' Get off that stuff man (>o_o)>
*twitch* I need some chocobo pee.... do you have any?
Yes in my chocobo freezer.
Why did auron have to die?
Okey dokey... calm down everyone.
So why cant FF charaters complain to square-enix about the bad scrips?
Because the origonal FF characters did and they got fired!!! XO
Where is Tidus from?
The county of Dork in the fair land of stupidity.
Who's really Cid?
Sin's twin sister who's only purpose is to parade around and sulk that his butt isn't as big as Sin's...
Why is Cid a gripy guy?
coz hes sexually fustrated :)
y does auron say the most obvious things??...sin is jeght, this is worrying an the other stuff he says
Because he knows that the people playing the game are so stupid and wouldnt figure it out.
why the hell???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????
Because !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What is in Auron's nog bottle ?
Petrol and sugar.
Why does Wakka have such a stupid hairstyle?
(Skt) Sauce plz.
Why isn't there more easily available lulu/rikku hentai?
Because all shelves are littered with YRP hentai
Why isn't there a Maechen / Moogle hentai ?
Because fans prefer to see Maechen with Mika.
What does Yojimbo spend his money on?
Maechen and Mika hentai!
Why does Yojimbo dresses up his dog so frilly ?
Because he likes fashion.
Is Lulu really mean?
No... Not when she buys her daily Maechen Hentai
Why is this game so freeking amazing?!?!?
Because it is!!
Did Auron ever touch Tidus?if you get me
Only on those yaoi fanfics
Did Kimahri ever get jiggy in Besaid ?
Yes... With the random dog that is always walking around...
If you could... would you?
No..... would you?
How strong do you think Lulu's Clevage is to hold up that Dress?
Stronger than an Adamantoise shell!
Can I live inside an Adamantoise shell?
Yes but not inside Lulu's cleavage. Her dolls live there!
Why doesn't the cactuar doll poke Lulu ?
Lulu got the 'Softer' version.
Did the X crew ever learn that equiping a tough weapon make them tougher?
Yes, hat's why Yuna feels so uncomfatable all the time.
What's it like wearing a dress like Lulu's...?
Like a pornstar
Why does no one in the game change there clothes?
they do they just have a closet full of the same outfits like you karl,:D
why did kimahri not join tidus and yuna in the spring, he was standing right there :choc2:
Wakka's Store was out of Ronso condoms.
Why did Wakka buy a store in the middle of nowhere ?
Cuz he wants to be like Rin
Why Did the Chocobo cross the road?
It was following Clasko who took all his greens
Dose Wakka have ADD or somthing?
yes he sees guado people
do people EVER bathe in ff???
Yes.
Why do I need to make my characters stronger, anyway?
To defeat that Dingo that keeps killing you.
Is there any need to defeat Yunalesca? I mean, that makes it look like violance solves everything.
yes.. she an ugly B!tch, and they couldn't stand her face, so its not really about violence
*SPOILER*
What would of happned if Yuna said yes to Seymour's Proposal?
Sin would have been Yuna's bitch
Why did Seymour wanted to be Sin ?
cuz he was sick of being the one to clean up his mess
lulu's boobs
Yes, please! :D
Why does Tidus use a sword?
Because he is crap at other weapons
How does Tidus get his hair like that?
He falls asleep in the dryer.
Why did Lulu have her baby wrapped in moogle skin?
cuz she skins Moogles for fun
Where did Tidus learn Blitzball?
so she can eat her babies liver
What is the shape of the earth?
lol nice at the same time
but iwas first soo... lol srry
-in the bath
-Cubic
why is macheen unsent+old (whichever)
nobody wants him so they left him where he was.
how did chocobo's learn to jump?
Seymour decided to go for some Avian Bestiality
Why do Hypellos have slurred speech ?
cause their ganggsztazs
How many babies will yuna have if kimahri was the father?
None, Yuna's dad has made sure Kimahri is fixed before Kim has becoming Yuna's erm...babysitter.
When at the point of the game when Rikku is running in her birthdat suit?
The part when you close your eyes...
If Gatta was a man whore... what would be his "nickname?"
fluffymoogle07
Why do people eat sludge in ffX?
Because although it is sludge, it's a healthily balanced meal that contains all the vitamins and minerals needed.
Does Seymour blog?
Yes but it's just fake for advertisements like hair gel and male enhancment pills. "If ya'll think my fingers are long after taking these pills!"
Does Lulu have implants? (If this question has been asked sorry I didn't have time to read them all)
No, they're natural... that is, as natural as polygons can get. :p
Tu oui ihtancdyht drec cahdahla? :D
Your momma does too!
Why does Tidus whine ?
cuz he sat on lulus teddy and it hasnt cum back out yet
do machina smell like wet dog if they get in the sea?
no, cuz they done have fur
Why did Seymour want to become Sin?
He thought he would get to eat all the pretty girls in Spira.
What do Spirans eat ?
Food.
How come Wakka is the only Besaidian with a Besaidian accent?
Because Wakka insisted on having monopoly on that accent, and that's why he's the only one.
Why do the freakin' Blitzball players aim for the goal all the time?
cuz dey have a one track mind
whatever was yunas ma's name?
Kimahri. That is why Auron asks him to take care of Yuna later.
Did Braska have a homo/bestial affair with Kimahri ?
yes they were made for each other :)
does auron ever get hot in that huge jacket he wears?
Mabe...
why don't you ask him you'r self?
coz hes on a pilgimage i cant catch up with him id probably get killed by i feind in the 1st 2 minutes
what hair product does wakka use?
Wakka jacked Tidus off; it's all natural.
Why can't you just eat the flan?
Because it would eat you first.
What do fiends do with the money after you bribe them?
What else do you think is going to pay for all the human slaves they have back at the manson.
WTF?!
yes, wtf
When is tidus going to finally bone yuna
Never... he is engaged to Auron
Is Auron too old for Tidus ?
Nonsense!
The REAL question is-is he too old for RIKKU? :jokey:
Rikku would go out with anyone, even Yuna
Why does Tidus dress like a Man-Whore
'Cause his father was a man-whore
Why does Tidus love Yuna so much?
He doesn't, he has a thing for Ifrit
Why doesn't Shiva wear decent clothes ?
because skin is in ... or was then
when Lulu wraped her baby in moogle skin...which moogle did she skin and......was it in pain?
she skinned the one with the Red Puff coming out of its head
What would happen if Lulu ended up going out with Tidus?
She'd catch Tidus on fire for ruffling her moogles pom-pom.
What'd happen if Jecht acted like Tidus?
He would hate himself
Why did Chappu originaly want to propose to Lulu?
He was pregnant. :eek: :eek: It's a little known fact that Besaidians are like seahorses; the male carries the child. Which would explain why Wakka was getting fatter and Lulu looked the same in X-2. :D
Who let the Cactuars out?
the same people that let the dogs out
why would something a dog dug up teach valefor something, and is it
Val, as in valley, a, for, or va, lay, for
NEITHER ITS valefor
how come ovan from hack . gu reminds me so much of auron ecxept with the sweetest arm ever
because she fell and hit her head...
whendoes ffx become boring to play.
When you'v goten laid by every girl in the game.
Why didnt Yuna and Tidus get it going in Macalania?
because rikku wasn't there!!!
how did bilgan build the lightning towers?
He wore an umbrella at all times, lightning never strikes an umbrella, we all know that. :p
Why is Jecht such an ass?
Because it runs in the family.
Why are all the characters such great Ventriloquists?
Coincidentally their parents all signed them up for ventriloquist camp when they were young.
Why are pyreflies everywhere?
cuz they're mexican!!!
why is there only one breed of dog in this game?
they eat all the others.
why can't tidus just use phynix down when Yuna calls the final Aeon?.....Huh Rikku?....yah thats right I'm talkin to you.
...umm...pancake. X3
Why did Yunalesca turn so cold over the years/decades/centuries/whatever?
there no one thi the ruins = no one to tap
thatd make me pissed
why don't the al bhed use magic?
They do... their swirly eyes have a hypnotic effect on the ladies.
Tidus+ Lulu or Kimmari+rikku ?
What kind of question is that? It's a love square of course. XP
Why doesn't Rin ever do anything except talk?
He lost his real body in an unfortunate incident involving a bowl of cereal, tomato ketchup and a savage sheepdog named Kevin as a child.
How long do you think it's been since Auron got a shag?
i few weeks i bet he was getting all kinds of zanarkand puss
why didn't sin comeup to watch the tournement
Everyone would have forgoten the turnament because of the toxin.
Why the hell is Grav such a pain in the ass to play against?
Because the Al Bhed refuse to listen to the teachings.
Why do I have to stop Sin, anyway?
...because for some reason you need family to kill the person who became Sin.
What is so relevant about Lulu being a previous guardian to a different summoner?
Because she stole the other guardians jugs and put them in her own. THats th magic of her boobs
Is Tidus really straight.
I'll take that as a rhetorical question, so that means the answer is so obvious it doesn't need to be said. :p
Why won't Khimari give up on Yuna?
because they are both boys and kimaris gay like that.
Why is tidus gay.
Because his father got him into it.
How come almost half the main characters are suspected of being gay?
Because that's life.
Everybody knows that high-pitched voices inevitably make you gay.
Fact.
Why did I use Attack Reels today?
Because we know the fish never bite on magic or status reels. XD
When will Lulu stop playing with dolls?
When she gets tired of them. :D
Why doesn't Tidus use a blitzball for a weapon?
Because Wakka is a kleptomaniac for everything round.
How can Tidus, Wakka and Rikku hold their breath for so long?
Because, unlike everyone else, they're human. XD The others can't even go under water without their help and that'd suck if monsters came in that situation. >.<
What is the difference between blitzball and football (besides the water)?
Blitzball is played with triangular goals.
Why does the Kilika kid want to become a blitzball when he grows up?
Because he likes being man handled by blitzball teams? *shrugs*
How did the Guado come up with their name?
They tried yelling "Oh God!", but they failed.
Why do you have to succeed at Reels and stuff before actually using some of the Overdrives?
To make you pissed and not want to use them after all.
How do the characters keep clean without washing the same clothes they wear throughout the entire journey?
They play lots of Blitzball.
Why does Tidus wake up on Besaid Island?
Why not Kilika Island?
He would have bumped his head on the dock.
How did calie grow so big in just two years?
Puberty, gotta love it.
When does Wakka lose his interest in carrying blitzballs after the game?
Cause he's carrys them elsewhere!
Where did yuna bye her kimono?
She didn't, she secretly killed a rich woman for it.
whats Lulu's real cup size?
If she told you that, she'd have to kill you.
Why doesn't Ixion just gore Yuna when they first meet? I mean, I would, wouldn't you?
because he is a cindafella hates dirt and blood
why does lulu and wakka's kid look soo funny
Lulu skined a moogle and wraped the baby in it.
how is she sapose to nurse the baby in that freaky outfit?
easy pull on one side and let it roll out on to the ground
why is waka's hair look like that
Because he styled it that way.
Why do I find Yuna sexy?
Because you're Peter...end of story. X3
How do the Aurochs make a living in the village now that they're done with?
They charge people to see Lulu bathing
How did Wakka end up with Lulu ?
Well it all started when Wakka walked into a strip club.....er...
why is spira such a small place?
Because it isn't big.
Why do you need an airship, anyway?
&¤/%#% modern inventions.
To make Cid look cool as captain.
Why is Cid's airship painted purple ?
Because that's life.
Why do the Save Points automatically heal you?
Cause it would suck having to fight a boss with no items and 50hp on each character.
Would Lulu make it in a DOA game?
To take a wild guess...she'd be the top of the list. They'll have to let Kasumi go though.
Will Kimahri get any action on that mountain?
As long as he rememberd to buy a snow board then hell ya!
Why are there no coast gaurds in spira?
Union regulations say they aren't allowed to go near the coast, its not good for their health and safety.
Why aren't there "STOP CHILDREN" signs for chocobos on the high road?
:choc::choc::choc:
Chocobo's gotta eat, don't they ?
Why do Al Bhed kids wear full body wetsuits ?
The bekonel sun is pretty hot.
why can't Rikku fly a ship? (she never has)
Because Brother insists on sitting there all the time.
Why does Rin sound so cool?
because hes smurfing rin!!!!!!!!!1
whats with brothers dumb ass mohawk?
He is really MR. T
How many tonberrys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Well, none. They've got their torches.
Why doesn't Jesus come and kick Sin's ass?
He is busy with our many sins here
Why was Yevon a spider/tick thingie ?
(Grumble) :mad:
because it was a parasite that infected all of spira and was really just aids......................
why is there an airship,chocobos, and a guy named cid(no mater how it is spelled),in every ff game ever made.
Because they thought a guy named Joe would be too common place
Why chocobos ?
Why not chocobos? Are you against chocobos for some reason?Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
Why did the sequal to this game suck so much?
Because its a sequal.
Why, when you equipt a new piece of armor on a charater, it doesn't show in battle?
It does, that new ring for Yuna is obviously a different shade of pink.
Who thought it would be a good idea to build a city on the moonflow.
Pft. Tidus'. He's always coming up with the bright ideas. However, the council quickly looked over the idea of calling it 'Macarena.'
Why, oh why is Yuna so slow? (like, in the head.)
Because (pause) she loves a man (pause) with a slow hand
What goes best with a Jumbo Flan?
:choc::choc::choc:
Peanut butter!
Why isn't there any peanut butter in spira?
Mika confiscates all of it to make some aphrodisiac potion
Does Mika get any ?
(It would help if the majority of the forum knew what aphrodisiac meant...)
so dead guys do get horny huh?
No, the Pyroflies can't go stiff...
Why is Kimahri so short???
cuz when he was little he did drugs that stunted his growth(dont do drugs kids)
Why does yuna love that whine ass Tidus(or no name)
If you grew up in an island where the only eligible male is Wakka, wouldn't you ?
Why does Lulu dig Wakka ?
On the contrary why does Wakka marry Lulu when she is clearly the Blitzball teams slut?
(That was an answer and a question)
as if wakka can get another girl to marry him..
is yojimbo gona buy that BMW soon?
If he knows you're around, he'll want to run you over.
Why do I hate this thread?
coz retards dont have sense of humor..
does kimahri wear undies?
no why would he he dosent have a horn
whats with aruons scar on his face