Congrats Heath! :D
orite, Next award! :D
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Congrats Heath! :D
orite, Next award! :D
Evastio or GTFO xD
I'm gonna go shower! When I get back, I'm sure I'll be -2340293480298 on predictions xD I don't even know how I got this far, since I totally half arsed the whole thing.
Those who didn't make it...
Captain Maxx Power...10
Roto13...10
The Ceej...7
Evastio...6
Miriel...5
Tavrobel...5
Lekana...3
NeoCracker...1
RSL...1
Bunny...or God? :jess:
Well I hope Bunny wins so I get another point then~
You're a bitch and I hope you die. You're clearing being Canadian-ist. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Thanks, guys. I'd like to dedicate my win to the following: Wales, Everton FC and Gordon Brown. I mention Mr. Brown specifically because I think it's the closest he'll come to winning anything at all for quite some time.
And the Ciddie goes to...
Bunny
Bunny...12
God...11
It was close!
BUN BUN!!! <33333 MY SWEET BUN BUN!!!!
God is totally bitter NOW. :p
Congrats Bunny. :D
Congrats on getting the ciddie, Heath! :)
'nother point plz.
kthxbai
(Apparently I've learned the way ofguessingEoFF)
Wow I came close to winning one. :p
In your big, fat, ugly, ginger face, Paul.
30) Horniest Member
The Nominees
~*~Celes~*~
Aerith's Knight
Blue Harvest
Neocracker
Nominus Experse
Psychotic
Pureghetto
Rye
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Rye
Harle-Quin: Blue Harvest
Zeldy: ~*~Celes~*~
Jessweeee♪: Neocracker
Denmark: Rye
Psychotic: Aerith's Knight
Sagensyg: Nominus Experse
Goldenboko: Nominus Experse
Loony BoB: Blue Harvest
Heath: Rye
Jojee: RyeLevian: Blue Harvest
Flying Mullet: Blue Harvest
Rantzien: Blue Harvest
Lekana: Aerith's Knight
Sir Lancealot: Pureghetto
Shiny: Aerith's Knight
Demon Dude: Nominus Experse
Old Manus: Blue Harvest
Miriel: Rye
qwertyxsora: Blue Harvest
Prediction Party Favourite: Blue Harvest (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye (5/21 - 23.8%)
The Speech
Over to you, Rantzien. :bigsmile:
Thank you, Award Girl!
Looking at this award in certain fonts, you might think it says "Homiest member", but let me assure you that it doesn't. There are three main reasons for this:
- It would be a stupid award.
- There is a tiny space between the 'r' and the 'n'.
- It would really be a stupid ass award.
Having deduced this, it's only logical to conclude that this award is meant for the horniest member of our merry family. Now, we're all young, our hormones are raging, probably more so than those of the average group of senile old men. There is certainly nothing to be ashamed of with this award, seeing as the nominees are all in their teens or barely out of them, except for PG who really should know better than to end up in such a fishy crowd.
However! There are those of us who excel at leaving our autacoids to run the scene. Those who seem willing to go great lengths to feel a sensual touch, a tickling of one's toes, or just to see someone strike a daring pose in a photo thread on an internet forum. Never mind their dubious motives, these are the nominees!
~*~Celes~*~
A dainty young lass who doesn't miss a chance to flaunt her equally dainty young lad, ~*~Celes~*~ is surely a worthy nominee. Who knows what ideas the distance between the two lovebirds spawns in her? What does she do with all his pictures? What is she hiding in her chiffonier? Where did I put my egg boiler? And was it really that useful in the end?
Aerith's Knight
Dennis rhymes with Tennis, which I'm sure we all know is a sport designed to be able to get underskirt photographs of athletic females. This leads me to the conclusion that Aerith's Knight has devious motives behind his every action. Moreover, his signatures often hint to a liking of lightly dressed pixel ladies, but that's beside the point because don't we all.
Blue Harvest
If you want to find a post by Blue Harvest, just look beneath a post of most any female member on this here site. Never late with a compliment or a word of comfort for the ladies, he certainly is a Don Juan of the great computer network we call Internet. But you know what happened to Don Juan? He has sexy time with a girl and is dragged to hell by the statue of her father. Sounds to me like Blue Harvest needs to be wary of statues!
Neocracker
Penetrating the shell of this strapping young man, I strongly believe, lies in "cracking" the secret of his name. In doing so, I visited dictionary.com and fount out that "Neo" means "Near-earth object". And you know an object which is near(ly) earth? Cocaine. "Cracker", according to our always-reliable dictionary.com, is "a person or thing that cracks". Well, there you have it! Neocracker is quite obviously a fan of crack cocaine. Very naughty! This argument has lead me nowhere but he is on this list, so he must indeed be quite horny! Good choice, nominators!
Nominus Experse
"First to the party, last to the snacks bowl", my grandfather once said to me. I probably dreamt that, because he's long departed and would never say such a thing. I don't even know what it means. Regardless, I have a feeling it might be a good motto for Nominus Experse, who is famed for comments such as "I like yogurt and vaginas" and "Electrical impulses relay my thoughts, from neuron to neuron, and in this, I am". Pretty disgusting, Nominus!
Psychotic
Well, I'm afraid there is little discussion here. Psychotic, or as some of us who know him well like to call him, Psychotic34, is pretty damn horny. I'll step back and let these testimonies speak for themselves.
Quote:
Originally Posted by oddler
Quote:
Originally Posted by Award Girl
PureghettoQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
PG is an old man, so he probably likes patriarchism and sexism and stuff, right? Right. This means he has probably pinched the bottom of a waitress at any and every opportunity he's gotten. That's pretty horny, PG, and you should watch out before I call the pedophile squad on you! And I don't mean those who catch pedophiles, either. You're a bad, bad man and you ought to be put behind bars. I can't believe what you did to those children! :(
Rye
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/4...gsmile2ge9.jpg
xD Nice speech~
Haha xD Loved the speech, Rantz!
Awesome speech. I clearly need to be more classless, so people actually realize what a goddamn font of sex I am. GOGOGOGORYE!
Blue Harvest should win this. If he does, I will make him a superhero suit.
Alan's not that dainty in bed :jokey:
That was like, the first speech I've actually read! Good job, Rantzien :thumb:
Those who didn't make it...
~*~Celes~*~...10
Aerith's Knight...10
Blue Harvest...7
Psychotic...5
Pureghetto...5
Neocracker...3
:bigsmile: Rye vs Nominus Experse? >;o
?
.
..
...
... ?!
Curses foiled again.
I just wanted to be nominated for this for the first time in my EoFF history. :D
Oh what the hell. You all suck at voting. BH has a constant erection. You can't say that for the other nominees! Especially Rye and Celes, as they don't have a penis.
GO Nominus! :D
Gosh! Two people who actually deserve it! Will wonders never cease?
I tied with AK D=
The Ciddies go backwards! And that's how you know I've never paid attention to these before, so now my speech will be silly.
Psy, you can still have my personal horny award, and congrats to everyone who has won so far!
And the Ciddie goes to...Cue a big bigsmile smilie. :jess:
Rye
Rye...14
Nominus Experse...12
WELL AS LONG AS ALAN KNOWS HOW HORNY I CAN BE THAT'S FINE, I DON'T LOVE YOU GUYS EITHER :nonono:
I dunno who I want to win! *on edge of seat*
Correct result. Grats to Nommy though, you gave a good showing!
And now, I retire to m'lady's boudiour, for she is rarely sated. :kaoclove:
:bigsmile: Totally deserving winner.
Congradulations to everyone so far! :beer:
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...igsmilelol.png
Thank you all who voted for me~ <3
Nymphos need some love too :cry:
SOMEONE HUG ME PLZ
Congrats Rye! :heart:
EDIT: *snuggles Celes*
Congrats, Jess! :)
29) Weirdest Member
The Nominees
Aerith's Knight
Evastio
Goldenboko
Laddy
leader of mortals
Pureghetto
Rye
The Ceej
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Goldenboko
Harle-Quin: Laddy
Zeldy: Aerith's Knight
Jessweeee♪: Pureghetto
Denmark: Pureghetto
Psychotic: Pureghetto
Sagensyg: Laddy
Goldenboko: Pureghetto
Loony BoB: Pureghetto
Heath: Laddy
Jojee: EvastioLevian: Aerith's Knight
Flying Mullet: Evastio
Rantzien: Aerith's Knight
Lekana: Pureghetto
Sir Lancealot: Goldenboko
Shiny: Evastio
Demon Dude: Evastio
Old Manus: Laddy
Miriel: Pureghetto
qwertyxsora: Evastio
Prediction Party Favourite: Pureghetto (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (5/21 - 23.8%)
The Speech
Quote:
Originally Posted by NeoCrackerOh, so here I am again. For the third time, slaving away at a speech for you. The last two times I gave you my heart, sweat, and blood. And all I get is this tl;dr. Well guess guess what? smurf you all, and go DIAF!
But you won't be happy without a speech, so here it is.
AK, the guy who hits on anything with two legs, be it Man, women or Quina. He can shift from nice to ass in a matter of seconds. OOOO, yeah, thats weird. Let me tell you. More like the EoFF norm.
And now Evastio. Mister mysterious and paranoid, "Ohs no! They is going to stalk me if I posted the picture!"
And Boko. Boko's a tool. And a bag of them at that.
Laddy is a smurfing hippie. Damn cat eating bums. I hate you all.
And Leader of Mortals? GTFO. The only thing you lead are the sheep in Montana that the herders haven't already claimed for themselves. And then you probably sex them just like the herders. How do you like that one Mr. Big Tough Leader man?
And Pureghetto is the least ghetto bastard here, unless you count having a face so ugly you give other people drinking problems weird. And he's old. And I sincerely doubt he's pure, so he's just a liar my friends. A LIAR!
And Rye. Oh Rye. What can I say about you. You're not weird. You're creepy. Like the creepy old man who lures small boys into his van. You don't need an award, you need jail time.
And Finally Rhe Ceej. Oh Ceej, if only you were worth paying attention to, then maybe I could have come up with something for you.
Hows that EoFF? Short enough for you? Did I manage to cut down on the minimal effort it takes to read a damn speech to a point you are satisfied?
See if I ever do anything for you worthless blobs of Human flesh again.
Well done!
WOW I missed a lot. Congrats to all the winners. It is well-deserved.
AK's 3rd ciddie. go go go
WELL THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVERYONE.
Just to humor you all I will take a picture of me planting a cheerio the next time I have Cheerios in the house.
EDIT: whoa, at 29 already?
Fourth.Quote:
Originally Posted by Levian
The Ceej and PG me thinks!
Y'all are pretty weird! :p
Ceejy for the win!
And you're not Shauna? :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
No point for me~ I came close though. I always vote Neo for that one for some reason.
EDIT: Oh hi new Ciddie.
I think Evastio..
......why the crap is this ciddie tied? OH MY GOD.
2 minutes. :laugh:
xD Silly Award Girl
xD
I wanna tiebreak it :D
xD Good jorb~ :p
Haha, I lul'd xD Toss a coin.
Boo! Get off the stage, Award Girl! You're rubbish! :lol:
http://www.hrwiki.org/images/e/e3/coach-z.pngQuote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
I even spent a lot of saturday sorting out the ties and I thought they were all done. I WAS DECIEVED. :weep:
Nope, just stupid.
It's okay, Award Girl. I'll kiss it better. :bigsmile:
Why can't they both win?
;_;
Those who didn't make it...
Pureghetto...11
Evastio...10
Laddy...10
Rye...6
Goldenboko...4
leader of mortals...2
RSL...1
My predictions aren't very good, are they?
YOU LET ME DOWN PEEGEEEE
And the Ciddie goes to...
The Ceej
The Ceej...14
Aerith's Knight...13
..finally! sorry about the delay~
How did Pureghetto not win this?
Damn you, tie breaker!
For the sake of my predictions, you are a rotten tiebreaker, whoever you are :p
EDIT: Wait I didn't even predict AK for this. :confused:
Congrats to The Ceej, you deserved it! :p
Congrats! I haven't seen him in a while, actually. But then, I don't stray away from GC.
I already forgot which ciddie we were on, they're all starting to run into one another XD
Ah! Weirdest Member :lol:
CONGRATS CEEJ
:cookie:
28. Funniest Member
The Nominees
DK
Flying Mullet
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rantzien
Yamaneko
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Psychotic
Harle-Quin: DK
Zeldy: Rantzien
Jessweeee♪: Rantzien
Denmark: Psychotic
Psychotic: Rantzien
Sagensyg: Flying Mullet
Goldenboko: Old Manus
Loony BoB: Rantzien
Heath: Yamaneko
Jojee: Flying MulletLevian: Rantzien
Flying Mullet: Psychotic
Rantzien: Flying Mullet
Lekana: Flying Mullet
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
Shiny: Psychotic
Demon Dude: Psychotic
Old Manus: Rantzien
Miriel: Old Manus
qwertyxsora: Psychotic
Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (6/21 - 28.6%)
The Speech
Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
Dan is the funniest man I know. There is no justice in the world if he loses.
I didn't win! Well screw you! I am making my own ciddies! With Blackjack, and hookers! in fact... forget the ciddies.
Psychotic is a failure.
This pleases me.
DK = winnah.
Go Dan you funny goat! :heart:
I wanted to stray from the crowd with this prediction~
Anyone but Yamaneko.
And me.
Anyone but Yamaneko and me.
Dan hasn't been up to his usual standards in the past six months (at least not around me :() but I hope he wins if only because of all the times that he should have won it previously.
Having said that, I wouldn't be against a couple of the other guys winning for the sake of how they've been in recent times.
Rantzien go go go
Those who didn't make it...
Rantzien...11
Flying Mullet...10
Yamaneko...9
Old Manus...8
RSL...1
Paul or Dan? Also, you're going to have to wait in suspence for like 10 minute whilst I eat my chinese dinner. nomnomnom. ;)
Psychotic ftw.
If Psychotic wins, I'm shaving off all my hair and sending it to him on a cake. :(
Go Dan. =]
I love Paul like a brother, but christ, Dan's stories destroy me, he needs to win. NO, DON'T!! <333
It doesn't matter who wins. We're a team, me and my bro Dan. Bitches can't touch us. Bitches don't god damn know. We've already won.
I'll tell you all a joke if it's me who wins though!
Go Psy!
Excellent, both hilarius ppl.
and excellent again, now I have time to eat. except I don't have any butter. :mad2:
I dunno WHO I want to win D=
:bigsmile: *snuggles smitten back*
Yo. I miss anything? :)
Ahahahahahaah.
I don't get it.
I can taste the suspense on the air.
*tastes*
Now what does that remind me of?
Cheese sandwhich?
Ass. I guess ass. It's gotta be ass. With Psychotic around, it has to be ass.
That's it! But which cheese?
Swiss?
Ass cheese. Gotta be ass cheese. With Psychotic around, it has to be ass cheese.
o.O
Yeah, so Swiss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I don't think it can be: I've never tried ass cheese.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
*pauses to throw up*
Is that what it reminds you of?
Suck it, prediction party. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Award Girl
I'm never going to eat swiss again. x.xQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoYeah, so Swiss.Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
Psychotic is Swiss. Not British. He's been lying to you all. This makes him unfunny. Quick! Unvote him before the final results are posted!
DK for Funniest Member!
Swiss cheese was gross to begin with. It's too bitter and too sweet to be any good.
I have noticed votes have been placed against Baloki, I WILL FIND OUT WHO THEY WERE and I will be dealing out punishments :)
And the Ciddie goes to...:kiss:
Psychotic
Psychotic...18
DK...12
Both two of the funniest people I know tbh. :jess:
Hurray~
Well deserved!
This is what you get for waiting for 15 minutes before posting the result :kiss:
Jess is waiting in the bedroom, and in I walk with a duck under my arm.
I announce "So...this is the pig I have been smurfing".
Jess says "That's a duck."
So I reply (SPOILER)"I wasn't talking to you."
I like to tell this one to her a lot but for some reason she doesn't find it as funny as I do. :confused:
also thanks EoFF you're not bad yourself.
Indeed :holmes:
27) Best Usernoter
The Nominees
Cz
Evastio
Psychotic
Sagensyg
Shiny
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Cz
Harle-Quin: Cz
Zeldy: Cz
Jessweeee♪: Evastio
Denmark: Psychotic
Psychotic: Cz
Sagensyg: Cz
Goldenboko: Cz
Loony BoB: Cz
Heath: Psychotic
Jojee: SagensygLevian: Cz
Flying Mullet: Psychotic
Rantzien: Cz
Lekana: Cz
Sir Lancealot: Cz
Shiny: Psychotic
Demon Dude: Cz
Old Manus: Cz
Miriel: Psychotic
qwertyxsora:Cz
Prediction Party Favourite: Cz (14/21 - 66.7%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Psychotic (5/21 - 23.8%)
The Speech
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
GO KHUMAR GO :kaocheer:
edit: EoFF was weird there. Well done Paul, you are also funny!
Cz for the win!
:mad2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Congrats, Penny. <3 :aimkiss:
This has to be Cz's award. Nothing else will be tolerated.
Well. Maybe Sagensyg and Shiny winning it. Maybe. If they behave.
No, just Cz.
See that's what I'm talking about. Where's the love, homegirl?Quote:
Originally Posted by Award Girl
Those who didn't make it...
Evastio...7
Sagensyg...7
Shiny...6
RSL...1
Could it be Paul's second ciddie of the night? Or will this go to Cz!? :jess:
It had better go to Cz. It had bloody better.
Gogogogogogo CZ!
Well, he is the funniest.
and go cz for usernoter. Last winner of this ciddie ever. :o
And the Ciddie goes to...Cz...27
Cz
Psychotic...12
Cz wins it with a massive lead! Grats! :jess:
I demand a recount of Funniest Member. :mad2:
Cz will win this.
Congrats Everyone!
Yeah, damn straight he did. :cool:
hooray
EoFF has been near perfect this Ciddies.
26) Best Chatter
The Nominees
Bert
Cookie
kikimm
Roogle
rubah
Rye
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Rye
Harle-Quin: kikimm
Zeldy: Cookie
Jessweeee♪: rubah
Denmark: rubah
Psychotic: Bert
Sagensyg: Bert
Goldenboko: Rye
Loony BoB: rubah
Heath: Cookie
Jojee: rubahLevian: rubah
Flying Mullet: Bert
Rantzien: rubah
Lekana: Bert
Sir Lancealot: Roogle
Shiny: Cookie
Demon Dude: Cookie
Old Manus: Bert
Miriel: Bert
qwertyxsora: Bert
Prediction Party Favourite: Bert (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: rubah (6/21 - 28.6%)
The Speech
okay, go paul. :kiss:
...but my predictions haven't!
HAET U RANTZY
I haven't been in chat for a long time so it is rather amusing that this is a speech that has been assigned to me. As I have no idea what I am talking about, I have decided to do a Google Image Search of the nominees and talk about what I find. I hope this is deemed acceptable.
Bert
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ness/bert1.jpg
I wonder quite what has spooked Bert so much. Perhaps it is the way that "SUCKS" is spelled as "SUX" on that car's license plate. Bert did always seem to be the type to hate shortened spellings. I can't say I am a fan of his suit though. That's just not something I would wear. Sorry Bert.
Cookie
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ER20MOBILE.jpg
Here is Cookie on top of his car. Cookie, that is an ugly car. What were you thinking, sir? What the deuce were you thinking? I went to the website in question and if you liked how the internet looked in the 90's you will like this page. In conclusion, those are some nice flip flops you have there, Cookie.
kikimm
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...gangster-3.jpg
Firstly, I would like to comment on the fact that Google Image Searching "kikimm" gets a result of an old signature of mine. That is weird! Anyway, kikimm is seen here sporting a very strange tattoo. What is that? Some kind of bird or dragon? It looks pretty lame to be honest with you, as do those stylised "3" earrings.
Roogle
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/kitty8ob.jpg
Here is Roogle's fursona, which I assume he uses to yiff with Baloki. It's based on a famous picture of well-known capitalist, Che Guevara. This picture seems to be implying that there will soon be a revolution and furries will have dominion over us normal human folk. Your humble author is petrified.
rubah
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...7beaf2bc99.jpg
I believe that the origami chocobo is rubah, and therefore the strange white weaselesque creature next to her must be Hsu. Pleasantries aside, let's get down to the crux of the issue. What in blazes do you suppose is contained within that blue squirty bottle? I think it is rubah's...special...fluid. :barf:
Rye
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ngness/rye.jpg
Let me preface this by saying do not ever Google Image Search for Rye unless "Rye at MenOver30" featuring full nudes is something you desire. And this picture of her is not that much better. I don't know, it's perfectly safe for work, but somehow I feel more violated looking at it than I did when I saw the gay porn. I don't know what this man is doing, but it has to be illegal somehow.
Let's review. Zeldy is a horrible, horrible girl for making me do this. I know nothing of #eoff and you're all going to find out who the winner of Best Chatter is and complain heartily about it.
kikimmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
edit: and that speech is very much worthy of kikimm too
'grats, Cz.
Someday, Sagensyg!
COngrats Psy and Cz! :D
I still dunno how the hell I'm nominated for this award. xD
Off to #eoff for this one, I trust :D
and also congrats to warren and michael (and austin) for providing eoff a server that doesn't break during ciddies.
I said Rye cause I don't know who goes there anymore xD
EDIT: Levian is totally right, thanks guys.
I have a feeling that Cookie and Bertles might get it, good luck everyone!
Congrats Cz! :thumb:
Go Cookie!
and yw Psy ^_^
EVERYONE GO TO #EOFF NAU!
(I'd like to suggest that every Ciddies after this, votes and nominations for this award should be taken in the chatroom S:)
I am angry you make me go to #eoff. :jess:
Those who didn't make it...
Rye...9
kikimm...8
rubah...8
Bert...3
Cookie or Roogle?
lol wut how did I even come in third place? xD I don't even go on IRC besides #tot.
I wonder who it could possibly be! :eek:
And the Ciddie goes to...
Cookie
Cookie...13
Roogle...11
I forgot this was in the chatroom... oh well. I am too lazy to get in there now. xD
Congrats Cookie! :)
Congrats Cookie!!! :heart:
^__________^
Good one!
25. Best Spammer
The Nominees
Baloki
DK
Goldenboko
Harle-Quin
Old Manus
Psychotic
Pureghetto
The Fonz
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Psychotic
Harle-Quin: Baloki
Zeldy: Baloki
Jessweeee♪: Harle-Quin
Denmark: Harle-Quin
Psychotic: Harle-Quin
Sagensyg: Old Manus
Goldenboko: The Fonz
Loony BoB: Old Manus
Heath: Baloki
Jojee: BalokiLevian: Old Manus
Flying Mullet: Harle-Quin
Rantzien: Harle-Quin
Lekana: Baloki
Sir Lancealot: Baloki
Shiny: Baloki
Demon Dude: Baloki
Old Manus: Harle-Quin
Miriel: Pureghetto
qwertyxsora: DK
Prediction Party Favourite: Baloki (8/21 - 38.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Harle-Quin (6/21 - 28.6%)
The Speech!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
halfway there, Jess. ;)
I think it's going to be Baloki or Peegee, come on peoples! :D
Miriel: 12
Jojee: 11
Dynast-Kid: 11
Goldenboko: 10
Rantzien: 10
Lekana: 9
Demon Dude: 8
Psychotic: 8
Shiny: 8
Denmark: 8
Sir Lancealot: 7
Old Manus: 7
Flying Mullet: 7
Zeldy: 7
Heath: 7
Sagensyg: 6
Levian: 6
qwertyxsora: 5
Jesweeeeee: 4
Loony BoB: 4
Harle-Quin: 4
Yeah half of my 8 were in the first 5. :redface:
Quin for the win!
.. it even rhymes! :cool:
Halfway there, and 7 hours of my life gone. Forever. Oh well, if it keeps up at this rate I'll be finished by 2am-3am. :jess:
Those who didn't make it...
Goldenboko...10
Old Manus...10
Psychotic...8
Pureghetto...7
DK...3
The Fonz...2
RSL...1
Baloki and Harle-Quin battle it out for Best Spammer! :jess:
I thought I was doing lousy with my predictions. :p
I'm so boned...
A surprise for me either way!
And the Ciddie goes to...
Baloki
Baloki...15
Harle-Quin...11
Baloki wins! :jess:
Oh god now we're going to get endless duplicates of Feedback threads. You don't know what you have unleashed!
We'll never hear the end of this...
[13:19] SnowCat NOW AWARD GIRL
[13:19] SnowCat USE /topic
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[13:19] Loony_BoB do it in alphabetical order
[13:19] smitten hehe
[13:19] Loony_BoB one by one
[13:19] Loony_BoB :D
[13:19] SnowCat ALSO PLUS M?
[13:19] AwardGirl Alphabetical order?!
[13:19] SnowCat WE NEED QUIET FOR THIS?
[13:19] Loony_BoB no muting
[13:19] AwardGirl not AMOUNT OF VOTES order?
[13:19] Loony_BoB it's boring that way
[13:19] Loony_BoB and yes
[13:19] Jesse1 I WANNA SPEAKY
[13:19] Loony_BoB alphabetical order so people never have a clue who wins
[13:19] smitten put it in BOLD JESS
[13:19] smitten Like this
[13:20] AwardGirl I don't know HOW
[13:20] Levian yeah, screw logic and sense
[13:20] Loony_BoB UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE
[13:20] Loony_BoB or
[13:20] smitten ;D
[13:20] Loony_BoB whatever other order you like
[13:20] Loony_BoB wait
[13:20] Loony_BoB do them in reverse order
[13:20] Loony_BoB for now
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[13:20] Loony_BoB and then do the last two in alphabetical order
[13:20] Loony_BoB yeah
[13:20] Loony_BoB that would work
[13:20] AwardGirl RIGHT OKAY
[13:20] Loony_BoB 3
[13:20] SnowCat BooB ruins everything :(
[13:20] smitten xD
[13:21] * Loony_BoB ruins your face
[13:21] AwardGirl BEST CHATTER~
[13:21] Loony_BoB Yay!
[13:21] smitten BOLD
[13:21] Heath Do it in order of country of origin.
[13:21] smitten ;D
[13:21] AwardGirl I don't know how to bold
[13:21] SnowCat JUST BY BEINMG ALIVE YOU RUIN THE FACE OF THIS EARTH BooB!
[13:21] AwardGirl OH GOD
[13:21] Loony_BoB Ctrl+B
[13:21] smitten contorl + B
[13:21] AwardGirl why do you make me come to chat
[13:21] Loony_BoB xD
[13:21] smitten xD
[13:21] Loony_BoB Oh Award_Girl
[13:21] AwardGirl Bert...3 votes!
[13:21] Loony_BoB oooh
[13:21] AwardGirl NEXT
[13:21] Loony_BoB no RSL
[13:21] Jesse1 O:
[13:21] AwardGirl Look what you made me do!
[13:22] AwardGirl xD
[13:22] Loony_BoB xD
[13:22] AwardGirl /STARTS AGAIN
[13:22] smitten xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
[13:22] Loony_BoB 3
[13:22] smitten Omg I love you
[13:22] * smitten snugs
[13:22] AwardGirl LAST PLACE RSL...1 vote!
[13:22] Loony_BoB GO RSL!
[13:22] Loony_BoB WE STILL LOVE YOU
[13:22] * Jesse1 eats a birthday brownie to calm her nerves O.O
[13:22] AwardGirl THEN
[13:22] Jesse1 WHO WILL WIIIIIN?
[13:22] Jesse1 WHO
[13:22] Jesse1 WHO
[13:22] Loony_BoB BERT?
[13:22] Loony_BoB WITH THREE VOTES?
[13:22] AwardGirl BERT... 3 VOTES
[13:22] smitten I don't kno¬
[13:22] AwardGirl yes!
[13:22] Loony_BoB OMG PSYCHIC
[13:22] Jesse1 OMG
[13:22] smitten wow!
[13:22] AwardGirl You are a psychic
[13:23] smitten xD
[13:23] Loony_BoB =]
[13:23] smitten You shoudl see him right now
[13:23] AwardGirl now tell me the lottery numbers for next week plz
[13:23] smitten -_-
[13:23] Jesse1 BOB I NEED LOTTO NUMBERS
[13:23] Jesse1 oh
[13:23] Loony_BoB ask hurley
[13:23] Jesse1 nevermind
[13:23] Jesse1 :[
[13:23] AwardGirl NEXT
[13:23] Jesse1 O.O
[13:23] AwardGirl rubah... 8 votes!
[13:23] Loony_BoB D=!
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[13:23] smitten ;o
[13:23] Loony_BoB [gasp]
[13:23] AwardGirl then....
[13:23] Loony_BoB she went out early this time!
[13:24] AwardGirl kikimm...8 votes!
[13:24] * smitten [gasp]
[13:24] Loony_BoB haha kikimm
[13:24] Heath I'm surprised rubah went out so soon
[13:24] Levian nooooooo
[13:24] Heath Woah, underlined.
[13:24] * Jesse1 has a stroke.
[13:24] Loony_BoB xD
[13:24] AwardGirl then
[13:24] Loony_BoB then!?
[13:24] smitten :O
[13:24] AwardGirl Rye... 9 votes
[13:24] smitten :O"
[13:24] smitten zomgosh
[13:24] AwardGirl then... Cookie ...13 votes!
[13:24] smitten !!!
[13:24] Loony_BoB Cookie... 13 votes!!!!!
[13:24] AwardGirl andddd Roogle... 11 votes!
[13:24] Loony_BoB unlucky
[13:24] AwardGirl Cookie wins :D
[13:24] smitten Cooookie
[13:24] smitten 3
[13:24] Loony_BoB not so unlucky!
[13:25] * Jesse1 eats Cookie.
[13:25] Loony_BoB Congratulations Cookie!
[13:25] Heath And he's not even here xD
[13:25] Jesse1 ROOGLE WINS!
[13:25] AwardGirl I'll eat YOU.
[13:25] SnowCat SPAM HAS BEEN FORUMISED
[13:25] * smitten snuggles everyone
[13:25] smitten ^__~
[13:25] smitten Now we shall all eat the cookie!
[13:25] smitten Mwahaha
[13:25] Loony_BoB Thanks AwardGirl!
[13:26] Loony_BoB AwardGirl I'll eat YOU.
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[13:26] Loony_BoB kinky
[13:26] smitten rawr
[13:27] smitten Shaaaaall we go back to ciddies?
[13:27] AwardGirl Yes! :D
[13:27] SnowCat AWARD GIRL
[13:27] Jesse1 /ciddie
[13:27] SnowCat HURRY UP
[13:27] AwardGirl Can I leave #eoff forever now? :)
[13:27] Jesse1 NO
[13:27] SnowCat YES
[13:27] AwardGirl Woohoo!
[13:27] * SnowCat kicks you out?
[13:27] AwardGirl Go for it.
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[13:27] AwardGirl Byeeeeeee~
Too lazy to clean it up :p
I thought Baloki would win, congrats! :heart:
Grats, Blocky!
24. Best Poster
The Nominees
Big D
fire_of_avalon
Flying Mullet
Heath
I'm my own MILF
Miriel
Old Manus
Psychotic
Rantzien
Roto13
rubah
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Psychotic
Harle-Quin: I'm my own MILF
Zeldy: I'm my own MILF
Jessweeee♪: I'm my own MILF
Denmark: I'm my own MILF
Psychotic: I'm my own MILF
Sagensyg: Flying Mullet
Goldenboko: I'm my own MILF
Loony BoB: rubah
Heath: Big D
Jojee: RantzienLevian: Rantzien
Flying Mullet: Flying Mullet
Rantzien: Flying Mullet
Lekana: I'm my own MILF
Sir Lancealot: Rantzien
Shiny: Rantzien
Demon Dude: Rantzien
Old Manus: Heath
Miriel: Big D
qwertyxsora: fire_of_avalon
Prediction Party Favourite: I'm my own MILF (7/21 - 33.3%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rantzien (5/21 - 23.8%)
The Speech
Thanks, Cz! :jess:Quote:
Originally Posted by CzWe now move on to the award for Best Poster, which is the last good award before all the artsy fartsy writing and drawing categories. If you’re one of the more casual members of the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums, now’s your chance to go out to a discoteque or something for a couple of hours and return in time for the Cutest Female Ciddie, when things start to matter again. For the rest of you – those who have been following this thread from the beginning - order another pizza, crack open another can of Mountain Dew and keep staring unblinkingly at the screen, because this award is a doozy!
When you think of great posters, you probably think of the likes of Lord Kitchener, or that tennis chick scratching her butt. A few of you might think of Postman Pat, and to those people I give a warm nostalgic hug. Sadly, we are talking neither printed images nor mail delivery. But the members nominated for this award are figures on a par with all of those listed above. They are the wittiest, most intelligent, erudite and insightful posters on these forums, and I applaud each of them by slapping my hands together to create a resonant percussive noise.
What follows is a selection of quotes from the nominees, so that you see for yourselves their work in its full splendour. So that the purity of their wisdom is preserved, however, I shall not tamper with the specimens by selecting the “best” posts from each member, but rather a randomly chosen quote. In this way I hope to show how their genius expresses itself even in the mundanities of the everyday. Behold the glory of the Best Posters in their natural habitat!
First up we have Big D, a gentleman who I think we all respect and admire. And with posts like this it’s not hard to see why. He employs a wide range of advanced epistolary devices, with the italics and the winking smilie being particularly effective. I had heard the exploits of the Tantalus crew explained before, but in that post D stirred new feelings in me that I had not thought possible.
D’s first foe is foa, who I understand is not a gentleman at all. Yet she overcomes this notable handicap to be one of the eminent contributors to these forums. The post below is a typically splendid work. Notice the masterful rhetorical pacing in the opposition of “The point is not...the point is...” Barack Obama would kill for that kind of speechwriting. And he could do much worse than fire_of_avalon, who shows herself to be a true patriot, dedicated to alleviating the plight of the American worker.Quote:
Originally Posted by Big D
Flying Mullet is a fellow of great intelligence and verve, and his intelligency and vervaciousness are immediately recognisable in his posting. To be quite honest with you, when I read the following quote I was unsure whether I should class it as a post on an internet forum or as an epigram of dazzling poetic cleverness. The suspense engendered by the ellipsis left me literally on the edge of my seat, and the alliteration is the second sentence (“his movies will make more money”) is simply gorgeous.Quote:
Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon
Heath is our next nominee, and a damn fine one he is too. He is both hilarious and charming, but most importantly he is an exceedingly moral man. Watch how he eschews the convenience of fast food in order to support small local businesses. Even more astonishing, the man puts his very life at risk by venturing into Liverpool! Yet he does not gloat or strut, and like a true philanthropist his points are thoughtful and balanced. The man is a model for all of us.Quote:
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Next up is a man whose name is enough to embrangle any sentence in confusion: I’m my own MILF. Simply put, MILFy could talk the neck off a giraffe. And probably has. The only reason he didn’t tell anyone about it is because he was simultaneously doing something even more impressive like seducing the Pope. I dearly hope that I never get on the wrong side of an argument with him, lest he talk the neck or pants off of me! I shall say only one more thing of MILF: the man knows how to drive home a point. I don’t even know who he’s talking about in this post, and I’m still quite convinced that he’s correct.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heath
Our sixth nominee is Miriel. Miriel’s posting prowess is such that it can spark dull threads into life, and turn good threads into classic ones. EoFFologists have studied this “Miriel Effect” and have hypothesised that the addition of Miriel increases thread quality by up to 355%. I don’t understand that figure, but I do understand that this is the best rice-related post I have ever seen. Never before has the subject of rice been tackled so comprehensively and with such insight. If this post does not make you question everything you knew about rice, then you are either illiterate or Miriel.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
Old Manus is nominee number seven, but he won’t need luck to succeed in this Ciddie. Manus’ greatest asset is his wit, which is so dry that it makes Oscar Wilde look like Benny Hill. His sardonic barbs are so scathing that, on a good day, he can actually physically hurt people just by mocking them. For your protection, therefore, the selected quote is directed at nobody in particular, and shouldn’t harm you unless you are from Scotland. If you are from Scotland, it’s probably best to stop reading now, because your safety is not guaranteed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel
Up next is Psychotic. Seeing as how it is no longer permissible to say that Psy will win every award he is nominated for I shall have to think of something else. Perhaps I will mention that he is an extremely creative and funny individual. Or maybe I’ll talk about how his contributions are regularly high points of the threads he posts in. No wait, I’ve got it. All you need to know about Psychotic is this: the man does not need verbs.Quote:
Originally Posted by Old Manus
Rantzien is a chap who has been making waves in the EoFF community in recent months. These waves are actually only metaphors, but it is very difficult to make actual waves on the internet so this should not be counted against him. Besides, this Ciddie is not about wavemaking or any such nonsense, so all you guys need to know about is the quality of Rantzien’s posting. And that quality is exceptionally high. His posting history is an Ikea catalogue of inventiveness, and in any given post you will find meatballs of wisdom and fjords of hilarity. The superb content is complemented by Rantzien’s expert grasp of form. Notice how the selected post effortlessly employs the List Tag. For a lesser member this could have ended in disaster, but Rantzien wields it as if it were a mere Bold Tag!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
EoFF’s next nominee for this award is Roto13. Roto’s selection marks a great day for inter-post colour relations, as he is a grey text poster in a category traditionally dominated by white text. Roto serves as an inspiration for other coloured-text posters, and brings us one step closer to the dream of a world in which texts of all shades are respresented in the Ciddies. This is not Roto’s only dream, however, as the post below shows. Simple and to the point, he articulates a manifesto that we can all get behind. Such a visionary is surely worthy of this Ciddie. Will he make history today?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
Finally (finally!) we have rubah. rubah is a paragon of virtue and an astonishingly talented poster. In the post shown here, she not only uses the thoroughly badass irony mark, but also links us to a neat Wikipedia article, demonstrates some Grade A Fake Anger sarcasm, references RSL and zings the entire Feedback Forum. In four sentences! That is a frightening concentration of awesomeness. Most posters would need at least four paragraphs to produce a post of this quality. It’s the efficiency of rubah that makes her a worthy selection for the Best Ciddie category.Quote:
Originally Posted by Roto13
That’s all of ‘em! This is one of the tightest awards, and with arguably the strongest field of members to choose from. Any one of these posters is a potential winner, and even if they don’t win this Ciddie they’ll still have their unrelenting brilliance to fall back on. But as we all know, unrelenting brilliance doesn’t mean a thing without a shiny statuette to back it up, so let’s wish all the nominees good luck and get down to the business of revealing EoFF’s Best Poster!Quote:
Originally Posted by rubah
Congrats Baloki! :D
This one often comes up with surprises. But it's hard not to when there are so many options and no clear favourites.
Go, Huxley! :bigsmile:
Ch's speech makes me hot in all the right ways.
Those who didn't make it...
Psychotic...8
Flying Mullet...7
Miriel...7
Old Manus...6
Rantzien...5
Heath...4
fire_of_avalon...3
I'm my own MILF...3
rubah...3
RSL...1
Roto vs Big D! :jess:
C'mon Big D you great big hunk of man!
Rantzien needs to win one soon. You were supposed to sweep these ciddies! what happened? :mad2:
edit: and now he loses another! geez
Go Big D!
THIRD PLACE HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Also Cz's speech is a beast. Stick around for the arty farty awards folks, I wrote some good speeches for them!
Go Rhody, he's my Uni's mascot! <3
Roto13 is the person I would least have expected to win out of those two at the start of the Ciddies. So I'm going for him xD
And the Ciddie goes to...Big D...11
Big D
Roto13...9
It was a close one! :jess:
Congrats Big D, my big brother. :p
Well, I'm happy either way :D Big D has been a great presence in the gaming forums for a long time now, let alone the general forums. A worthy winner.
Three? Three?! Well I never! I think winning Most Egotistical shows why neglecting me here was not a good idea! Mark my words, you'll rue this day!
Except Cz, who made one of the best speeches ever. (Well done Big D you odd but classy man)
Congrats Big D! :D
Point for me. Suck it Psy.
Fingers crossed I don't get nominated next year, so I can finally do the speech! :excited:
Best Poet! Demon Dude!
23. Best Poet
The Nominees
Demon Dude
I'm my own MILF
Momiji
Necronopticous
Prediction Party
Who they predicted to win...
Dynast-Kid: Demon Dude
Harle-Quin: Demon Dude
Zeldy: Necronopticous
Jessweeee♪: Demon Dude
Denmark: Demon Dude
Psychotic: Demon Dude
Sagensyg: Necronopticous
Goldenboko: Momiji
Loony BoB: Momiji
Heath: Demon Dude
Jojee: MomijiLevian: Momiji
Flying Mullet: Demon Dude
Rantzien: Demon Dude
Lekana: Momiji
Sir Lancealot: Demon Dude
Shiny: Momiji
Demon Dude: Demon Dude
Old Manus: Demon Dude
Miriel: Momiji
qwertyxsora: Demon Dude
Prediction Party Favourite: Demon Dude (12/21 - 57.1%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Momiji (7/21 - 33.3%)
The Speech
Over to Paul. ^_~
BEST POET
I am a talentless man. A man of many talents, all of which are quite non-existant. And so I will resort to using the easiest poem format in the world, the haiku, to describe the nominees for best poet.
Demon Dude, Resha
two star-cross'd lovers as one
Damn son. Major laughs.
I'm My Own MILF's poem
About Rye is kind of cute.
But it's also gay.
Necronopticous
Writes poem about little girls.
Poignant, yet filthy.
Momiji's seasonal
Poem is rather moving
Oh Justin, you star.
So now, Award Girl
Hurry, tell us who won please
That shiny poet Ciddie.
I might have gone for Necronopticous for this one if he didn't insist on using big words at every opportunity. :p I'm a simple fellow... can't remember who I voted for on this one. I think Momiji.
Oh resha can you not see?
That we live in a land of misery.
People suffering left and right.
It just isn't right.
But one of the worst lives is mine.
I suffer daily and every time.
I cry for freedom I cry for help.
Yet my calls are not answered.
But you Resha you are my light.
So shine on my life and let me fight.
And we shall go to lands unknown.
Hand in hand with a lovers bond.
Do you wish this or do you not?
Do you want to save me?
If you do then take my hand.
And my misery shall be banned.
So come Resha do you accept me?
As your soul mate to make life an ease.
Or shall you banish my heart to misery.
I adore the speech, Penny. :bigsmile:
Psy <333
Interesting fact: I voted for Necronopticous for this. He's lightyears better than I am.
I beat you >_>Quote:
Originally Posted by Harle-Quin
I just noticed two lines with too many syllables. Quick, point them out to me repeatedly like you do all of my flaws!
:kiss:
Those who didn't make it...
Momiji...11
I'm my own MILF...6
RSL...1
Necro, or Demon Dude?
I dun want DD to win this he hasn't actually wrote anything so it would prove people vote for this without reading :(
He's gonna do it. He's gonna bloody well do it.
GO DEMON DUDE! WIN RESHA'S HEART OVER WITH YOUR AWARD-WINNING POEM!
Go Demon Dude! :p
No one is more deserving of this than Necronopticous. I still feel like my name stole it from him last year. ;-;
Does Resha get any credit for inspiration if DD wins? :p
And the Ciddie goes to...
Demon Dude
Demon Dude...22
Necronopticous...16
Oh resha, can you not see?~