Opposite gender thread.

i wonder if any guy would date me...i'm so fat and all. and ugly too.:(

*nifty chin lift squint to the new d00ds*

*adjusts*

yes.. yes he did Biff. :p

Hewwwoo all, meep is backies.:love:

Well, I've gots to be goies again lol I luv you byes. VuVVies.

Wow.. who's that sexy vixen who just left?

*turns head to stare at her ass as she leaves*

Daaaamn. :eek:

*Chins lifts to vivi video then slaps Mikaelaztsu arse, Acts like Mikael*

Yes, that Mikaelaztsu has a niiiiiiiiiice arse. *rawr*

*grabs a bowl of popcorn and watches the TV*

:D

*falls asleep on the couch*

Meep is still here! :love:

*shakes her cute ass a little*

*wakes up*

Shake dat ass!

*pinches Mikaelaztsu's butt*

Eeeeeep! I've been gone way too long. Don't forget about me, boyees!

*licks BaBs*

Me-ow baybee!

Mikaelaztsu's so hot. *drools*

*winks at her in a manly seductive way*

*slides over to Mikaelaztsu* Yo, chicka, you be lookin' gooood. *puts on his cool shades*

Yes, contrary to popular belief, I'm actually still here. Well, I was kinda gone there for a while, but I'm back now!

Hey there, Mika! *playfully messes her hair*

*walks over to Babs*

how you doin? :joey:

*puts mika on his lap* How ya doin sweetie?

*giggles and blushes*

You silly fellas! :love:

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Originally posted by Allen
*licks BaBs*

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*licks Allen's tongue*

:love:

*hugs Mika*

You're the prettiest girl I've ever seen. ;)

w00t! *tongue-licking*

:joey:

First of all I would like to say that I don't know how to do the OOC: pretty picture thing. So I will just say: Mik I love your avatar xD
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*yells at Babs* I see how it is!!

*storms off to a corner*

*giggles*

Thankies Dexter!:love:

By the way, I prefer name Mikaela. Mika is a male name.:( Meep not like it.

So, Mikeala, wanna go for a ride in my new car? ;)

I would say something funny here, but since it appears all members have me on ignore, I will just say nothing and get drunk.

*slides over to DeBlood* Hey, honey. I'm not gunna ignore you. *tightly hugs* ;P

:beer:

Cheers Gosalyn! :D

*laughs because of Ike's keen womanizing abilities*

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Originally posted by Hal
*walks over to Babs*

how you doin? :joey:

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A little tongue tied ;) But otherwise fine. Yourself? I loooooooove that hair. Guys with long hair always make me so... eeep! Hehe... *blushes*

Everyones got someone but me, oh well.
*goes to beach*

EEEP!:whoa: :love:

*goes to the ride with Kalenike and grabs Gosalyn DeBlood with her*

*sleezy look*Oh, yeaaahhhh. We're gunna have lot of fun, ladies. :love:

*takes over the wheel and throws Mikalaztsu in front of Mad Man Wyllius' workshop of DEATH* Now to enjoy Kalike in peace.

Oooh, beach. >=D *follows Andrea*

:mad2: *jumps back and starts clawing and pulling Gosalyn's hair*

Don't you ever whine people ignoting y00p anymore, bitch!!!

*wonders whatever happened to Mikaela*

I disapprove of this thread. I hope you all know just how wrong and messed up this whole thread is.

*laughs at you all* I'm ruining your fun! Nana!

*walks off before a name change happens* They'll never change me! Not that it really matters. :p

*has just realized the mistake he made posting in this thread*

At least I won't have to alter my avatar. xD

Now now, chickies. There's plenty of Ikey to go around *pets his women* ;) *cool shades*

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*yells at Babs* I see how it is!!

*storms off to a corner*

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Sowwy Hal. I really do like you... you know that. Those big eyes... mmm! :)

That guy just totally left me and went off to the beach... that's twice I've been ditched! And man, it's so hot today. I need to cool off. Nothing's going right! *storms off to another corner*

Mwhahuahuahu, now to show you my true powers*summons the Gollum*. Eat his flesh my pet.

Gollum: My perious will enjoy your death*kills Mika*.

Meep is here having ride with Kalenike, Dexter. :love: Vuvvies. *waves from the window*

*drags BaBs to the beach with him*

>=D

*sees the video*

Oooooo

*^_^*

I have such a cute lil' bum...
*wears a close to body not so long nightgown*

Unoh, I just killed Mika before Kalike said she is available for both of us. Oh well, I guess the Gollum can date the corpse of Mika.

*Walk around in a string bikini*

dammit.. another one of my chicks left me.

oo.. Vivi's back!

*snugs* Hey.. you do have quite a nice lil arse. *pats her bottum*

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Originally posted by Allen
*drags BaBs to the beach with him*

>=D

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*pouts* I don't like the beach.

This is still going on??? Geez.

*is still Catherine Carper*

HEY! You can't touch another girl arse without asking first. And what happen to Mad Wyllius' lab scene we purpose to have here?

*barks at Andrea*

Want me to have Andrea make a little visit to mister Gollum, Kalike*huggles him*?

Ah, that's okay.

*resumes tongue-licking?*

*winks at dexter*

*smiles at Vivi*
*hugs*

*rescues BaBs from the beach*

Pouting doesn't fit your pretty face, honey. *smiles*

I was just playing around, DeBlood. ;) *hugshugs*

*does hair flip*
how u guys doin:joey:

*hits a few guys*

What are you doin with Babs, my on-the-side woman!

*gets pissed off and eats some food quickly*

*hughugs dexter*

*thwacks Hal*

We're licking! ;)

*waxes his shiny car*

Well then get me in on some of the action bro!

Sharing... bah.

*pees on Hal*

on second thought...

*has vivi wax his car while wearing that short little nightgown*

:love:

*wax the car*

I don't know if I can reach... *bends a little*

Pfft fine then

*pees on Ike and hits Allen in the nose*

*takes pictures*

:excited:

ooh la la *drools*

Tch... *shares*

*watches Vivi*

Mmm... niiiiiiice.

uhhhhh............you hot women. when will guys learn to like the fat, ugly women?!

yeah.. Vivi is awfully nice, isn't she?

*grins*

*shakes it innocently while waxing the car*

Dum dum dum
*giggles*

*waxes the hood*
*has to lean her chest on it to reach some parts*

o.o *takes more pictures*

*grabs a camcorder*

Smile for the camera! :D

*hops over the side of the car to get a better veiw*

:love:

hmmm i fel like working out i think i will do some squats and pushups *makes sure she wears revealing spandex*

*smiles at the cam and at Dexter*

*waxes her cute butt and jumps in the picture* :love:

Good thing she already waxed where she is leaning...*stares at refelction*

oh wow.. all these chicks are showing off now.. O.o

*continues to gawk at vivi*

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Originally posted by Blazette Amazon
hmmm i fel like working out i think i will do some squats and pushups *makes sure she wears revealing spandex*

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I just got a tan..why not....*follows Blazette but disapproves with being in the room while blazette is wearing the "revaling spandex" *goes to another section of the gym*

Is it hot in here, or is it just me? I've GOT to get out of these hot, sticky clothes...

*starts to strip*

Too many hotties, not enough eyes. O_O *dies*

After much thinking (it took me about... *dunno* minutes) I think I'll casually be suckered in by Hal. Yup.

*gets suckered in by Hal*

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Posted by Allen:Too many hotties, not enough eyes. O_O *dies*

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Amen to that. :D

Hey Babs baby, you lookin hot tonite *puts arm around Babs*

You sure, BaBs? *winks* ;)

*does the chin lift squint to all the d00dz, hugz all the women. Hops in his car and drives off*

*blushes*

I'm sorry, Kal, but like I said... you're not 100% male. *disgust, again*

:whoa: *reads what has been going on*

I can't beleive he did that? ALL MEN ARE SCUM! I HATE DEXTER! HE IS JUST A WOMANIZER!! AND TO THINK, HE SAID HE WOULD LOVE ME FOREVER AND MARRIED ME!

*runs off crying*

*wonders if theres such thing as a good guy*

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Originally posted by Andrea
*wonders if theres such thing as a good guy*

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*poses* ^_~

I'm taken, however.

Oh Matilda!

*sweeps you into his arms and carries you to the back of his car*

:joey:

Don't you hate pants?!

Ladies, my lips are lonely! ^^;;

So are mine
*needs a guy*
*looks in M&D's direction*
Hi there *Flirts*

Heya Macho&Dangerous...*wink wink* Care to take little old me for a spin?

mmm Katie, Andrea. *chases them arround*
Anymore takers????
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I was pretty sure that Katie was with Ted(tatum)...Oh well

I will take no part in this foul mockery of drag-queenism
xD

*fogs up the windows in his car a little bit*

*giggle*

oof its hot as crap in this car *sweats profusely*

*huggles Macho* Ooh~! You're so hunky... :love: :love: *wink*

Well now, that means that I get to act all girly and stuff, but do I flirt with the RL guys, or the girls who are acting like guys, or even the guys acting like girls acting like guys???

*Head explodes*

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Anymore takers????

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oooo cute guy at 12 o clock^^
*looks at M&D direction*

None of the boys ever ask me out. Is it because of my freckles? My flat chest? I hope my older brother can take me to the prom...

*leaves to get implants*

Hmm... seeing as I'm a girl now, I think it'd be perfectly normal for me to do this. *poll dances*

Oh wait. I've done that before I got a sex change too! Damn.

Frightening....i mean....exotic

*waves bills around in the air*

*walks back in, greets everyone with a glance and a chin lift*

what's up?

what? My wife is mad at me? Dammit.

ahh well, nothing to be done about that now.

*plays some FF9*

*walks in*

*giggles*

*winks at that cute guy over there*

*skips toward that big hunk of muscle somewhere else*

Since I'm watching CSI(Crime Scene Investors), I might as well twisted this thread up with some MURDER case with the help of Doctor Wyllius. WHO WANTS TO BE IN MY "SHOW"?

*yoinks the bills from Hal* No need for those, I can give you a show for free. ;)

*muks up Bonnie, even so Halan being a man would make her name something really goofy*

I don't think you can manize Bonnie, it just doesn't work :P

*muks Rirse up*

Free show Matilda? :joey:

*muks up rirse*

Don't be muckin up my Bonnie :p

Free show anytime you want, Hal baby! :love:

As in the name bonnie???


Benny???? who knows

*starts to feel her body turning back in mid-action* I got to go now, Bonwhateveryournameisnow.

Ooh.. this thread grew soo much! o_O;

So, what went up during my... absence? :D Like, I don't wanna read hundreds of posts ^_^

OOC:	For some reason I enjoy doing sex changes and not typing my usual way, even though it's a weird thing to do :D

My God it Acmlia, long lost member of the forum and all around funny girl...wait a minute, wasn't your girl something else, Acmlm?

OOC: Damn Spam threads......


*runs around doing midget things*

Well Acmilia, Chicky.. not much.. some naughty stuf, some backstabbing/fighting.. kalen pimping out.. lots of flirting.. that about sums it up. ;)

*writes that down*

"Free....show...from....Matilda....anytime"

:D

Oh wow...

I have to get me in on this. o_0;
Why didn't I think of it?

*laurghs her arse off.*
It's so funny though. xD

Seriously, what type of Change could you make to
Umi Butterfly? It's so... feminen. :o

Rumi Butterguy? :D

So all I missed was random crossdressing, er.. I mean.. random sex fun ^_^

OOC:

Quote: Originally posted by Gosalyn DeBlood My God it Acmlia, long lost member of the forum and all around funny girl...wait a minute, wasn't your girl something else, Acmlm? Yeah, I used a different name last year ... but "Acmilia" is my official female name since last June, being close to "Acmlm" :)

Omni Dragonfly??????? who knows


now I REALLY need a guy

*returns and talks for a few hours about... nothing*

*runs off with a random popular guy* ^_^

OOC:	Umi... I have no idea how to change that