If this is how Shlup treats her own child, I fear for her students...
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If this is how Shlup treats her own child, I fear for her students...
She teaches middle schoolers, most of them probably deserve it.
Oh you're damn right they deserve it. *hi5*
Lies, I bet they are angels!
You obviously don't read my LJ. Damn spawns...
I don't have you on LJ. :P
Also, I kid. Anything over the age of 7 years old is hell spawn. 11 year olds are mouthy friggers from personal experience.
Damn rednecks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Great stuff, Huxley's antics had me lolling. I love Shiny's sim as well, looks exactly like Shiny only with a little less muscle.
Oh no you dun't.Quote:
Originally Posted by DK
Day 11: There goes the neighbourhood
Here are some neighbours, as promised!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam1.jpg
Marshall banana, Kishi, Necronopticous, all made by ShlupQuack. Stupid thing being in the way, I didn't notice :irked: Necro and Kishi didn't come with outfits so I gave Necro some game shirt and Kishi some sort of Tron suit.
Incidentally, Kishi is Monda's father...
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam2.jpg
BoB, as made by Shlup, and a smitten that I made.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam3.jpg
BAD BOYS BLOCK YEAH. L to R:
I Don't Need A Name - your face looks dumb in this screenshot but as you'll see it doesn't look bad up close. Other than that it's fine.
Tsukasa - Again, unfortunate that you are smiling in this but the hair is damn perfect and he's wearing green like you wanted.
Demon Dude - no idea what you look like so he's just some normal looking dude with black hair.
Mogi - The hair the hair the hair. Your hair looks to be a mixture of blonde, brown and red. The problem is, none of the game's hair colour matches yours! This is brown and that's not quite right. Blonde, well, just look at Laddy. And red is bright red and looks terrible. If you want me to change that to blonde or red then let me know but I think brown looks best tbqh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam4.jpg
Old Man Mullet! Old men have no wifebeaters availiable to them (except as underwear) so as outerwear, I picked this jazzy ensemble. I trust that you, like me, find it to be fansmurfingtastic.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam5.jpg
Mullet moves in and Lekana shows up to greet him.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam6.jpg
"Hi, I'm Lekana" she says, before barging in to watch his TV.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam7.jpg
YOU! But you're...you're dead!
There's no coming back...there's no coming back...
I deleted your smurfing grave!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam8.jpg
Lekana, hilariously, tries to admire Mullet and he tells her where to go. No strumpet will sway this man.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam9.jpg
Yeah take that, you death-defying bastard! Also yes, behind him is one of the people I had in the pool. They apparently survived too. SNM had a gravestone I'm sure of it!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam10.jpg
Bad boys bad boys, whatcha gonna do? I gave 'em a sports car.
They were pretty boring Sims though. :|
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam11.jpg
qwerty and TSoL show up to say hi, with Old Man Mullet - apparently with a sumo fixation - in tow.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam12.jpg
These two heterosexuals tickle each other while Monda stares blankly. And there is always something in the way, sheesh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam13.jpg
GIVE DADDY A KISS.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam14.jpg
Lekana again? Apparently she finds Necro repulsive. She left right away though.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam15.jpg
These guys sure got the A-List welcoming committee.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam16.jpg
Live the dream~
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam17.jpg
First thing these two did was to make out. :rolleyes2
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam18.jpg
BoB tries to negotiate a peace treaty with Psychotic, while Danielle asks Kishi what it's like to be a monster.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/fam19.jpg
There's this game your Sims can play called "Punch U Punch Me". I was going to get a shot of BoB punching my Sim in the arm and captioning it "Art imitating life...you kiwi bastard" or something equally hateful. My Sim, though, is smart, and straight out said "No, smurf you" when BoB wanted to play.
So there we go, you're all in your new homes. I can't guarantee you'll even show up in the main story game thing, but if you do, I will be sure to capture it.
It's more fun to watch Dan beating up Loony BoB and Tsukasa than randomly generated freaks, no?
Hahahaha Mogi has Jesus hair xDDDD
Kishi's outfit didn't show up?? Aww, it was super sexy too. :/
You can keep Monda in a teen body but make her an adult with SimPE if you want. She just didn't look right in an adult body. xD
Hahahahahaha
Yeah stuff with the preloaded Sims was messing up. It showed two ShlupQuacks in the list, I clicked on them and it turns out one of them was Rye.Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
Also, for new readers (and old ones too I suppose!) I have compiled an index of updates in the first post to make for easier reading. :greenie:
Also WTF I guess you can't kill NPCs? Or are they neighbors? I know in The Sims 1, if I tried to make a Sim Zoo, they'd all just teleport after some minutes :(
They're townies or something, I don't know. Either way, if they ever show up at my place again I am keeping them imprisoned for as long as I can.
Ah, the outfit I packaged him with requires Bon Voyage, that's why.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../sims/kish.jpg
The one you picked is cute though.
I do have Jesus hair! XDDD
I love it though! That's about how long my hair is when it's down.
X3
Where were Noctiluca, qwerty, Clouded Sky, myself, and the other wedding people this whole time? Lekana was there. >_>
qwerty's in one of the screenshots!
You guys didn't go around to other people's houses. I don't have control over who shows up at whose house except for parties. It just randomly selects neighbours and Lekana just got lucky.
I wonder what the rest of us were doing, then :p
Since Danielle and I look way alike with the same skin and hair I looked through hairs to find alternatives for one of us:
Danielle:
Mod the Sims 2 - Everday Hair2 [Sims 3 Hair]
Mod the Sims 2 - Rockin' Raon Retextures
Peggy 02830 retextures/edits!
Either of us would probably be adorable in these:
Odette - Rose 101 Nouked
Peggy 4289 Nouked
Now fix it! For a minute I was like "WTF am I doing on the CAS screen with Daniel?" and I do not care for being befuddled.
Way to link me to a bunch of things that go "Here is the mesh...OH NO SURPRISE smurfER IT'S NOT HERE ANYMORE"!
I found one with a mesh though so I'll fix it when I next load the game up.
I didn't know one was "a bunch," jackass.
Good, because it aint. The best two failed pretty hard, so I went with the third best.
I see the mesh for all but the first one.
Now go back to entertaining me!
Heheheheheheeheheheh.
Isn't she always "getting lucky"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
:bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clouded SkyIsn't she always "getting lucky"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Get a blonde version of everyday hair2 that Shlup linked to and it would suit Danielle. The others are hairstyles I've never seen her with before (hate the one where the fringe is pulled back, personally - never understood that fashion trend). I'll see if I can find a download that suits her since I have nothing better to do. Maybe there's one with plats, she often does that these days.
Kishi hits on daughter, Rye and Monda best of friends, I negotiate a truce with Psy before trying to punch him anyway. Danielle asking Kishi what it's like to be a monster. It's all so accurate. :)
I demand I be put into one of these. Mod the Sims 2 - Gothic Wear V2
Why? Because why not. I like my sim though. :cool:
Okay so apparently nobody in the world has made plaited hair a la a german barmaid / swedish girl, so there goes that idea. Otherwise she only ever has it looking pretty much like it does in your Sims thingy at the moment so I'm outta idea. :p
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/fam9.jpg
Thanks, you made this old man happy! :D
You need to throw frequent parties so more of the "fringe" Sims show up.
Hey, how come Laddy didn't get a grave? Did you make him die in a mysterious other place? He doesn't even get a ghost? That sucks.
Laddy died in a different (and very empty) piece of land, I believe that means that he might have a gravestone there or something. He haunts the quiet, lonely, spooky-at-night places, like all the cool undeads do.
i wear yellow :jess:
What are you going to do when all the poor sims are killed?
Get The Sims 3 :D!
How about this one? Mod the Sims 2 - Bobbi Jo BraidsQuote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
EDIT: Disregard, I get 404'd when I try to downoad. :|
Also yeah Laddy died in a whole different town. Strangetown, for all you Sims buffs. Our EoFFers live in the very empty town of Eyes on FF, so god knows where the likes of SNM, Cowgirl Whore and Brandon McKilt live.
Did you get my gothic clothes? =0
Yeah I got you the fishnet one (I think).
Awesome, I am complete for my intrusive visits. I happened to find this: Mod the Sims 2 - Balthier Final Fantasy XII - OUTFIT, it's quite cool. It says it's an outfit, but it's actually a sim.
Anyway, I'm done.:love:
EDIT: Oh, it is an outfit. Never mind. :p
Daniel, post a photo of what you're talking about and I can probably find a hair. I have a huge catalog of Sim hairs.
When are we treated to another succulent update?
Dunno. :monster: They take a long time to make but I've been playing and taking screenshots today so maybe today, maybe tomorrow.
In the meantime:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/sims/go1.jpg
This guy started making bleeping noises and acting like an alien to I had to screen it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...s/sims/go2.jpg
Here is your new outfit, DD!
I love it. :love:
That is pretty freaking unpleasant.
>=[
I'm scared of DD's sim more than I am scared of DD.
Playtime?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Monda got my boobies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marshall bananaPlaytime?Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Sitcom Desperation Act II: The New Character
Take a look at that pink tower. We're going inside it today! Each floor is a designated zone. The ground floor is the kitchen, the second floor is a living area, the third is a bedroom and the fourth is the bathroom.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink1.jpg
HEY LOOK SCRUMPLEBERRY: This bedroom is from Sims in Paris. Happy now? Can you stop the abusive PMs? :aimkiss:
But who lives in this tower? I know!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink2.jpg
"Hug me, TSoL"
"...ugh"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink3.jpg
She's a fast worker. :rolleyes2
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink4.jpg
Hahahahahahaha.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink5.jpg
Wow TSoL's sim is an anti-social kind of guy.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink6.jpg
These two are the first to eat. Cereal. At 11 AM. Good job.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink7.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink8.jpg
As you can see, I gave the Sims a piano and a kareoke machine. Needless to say, this duo were absolutely awful.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink9.jpg
Internet: Serious business.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink10.jpg
"Let me give you a back rub"
"Ugh"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink12.jpg
"I don't know what his problem is. I'd love a backrub!"
"...you're not getting one."
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink13.jpg
If Momiji played video games with the real Chyna, she would probably crush his skull within five minutes.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink14.jpg
Noctiluca starts yelling at qwerty while he is cooking, causing him to burn his dinner.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink15.jpg
BoB, Tsukasa and I Don't Need A Name invite themselves in.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink16.jpg
Everybody loves Lekana's piano playing!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink17.jpg
Everybody!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink46.jpg
I couldn't decide which image of Noctiluca dancing to IDNAN's karaoke was the best.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink18.jpg
So here's both of them.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink19.jpg
"Hey BoB, smell my armpits!"
"With pleasure!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink20.jpg
Everybody hates Tsukasa.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink21.jpg
Momiji is stoked to have finally met a genuine asian. "The world just doesn't understand men like us", he says.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink22.jpg
Shiny what are you doing?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink23.jpg
Caught in the act!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink24.jpg
She doesn't seem too pleased that Tsukasa interrupted her while she was doing...uh...whatever the hell it was she was doing.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink25.jpg
Lekana strolls into the bathroom while qwerty is using it. I guess she's using the logic of "If his pants are down, I'm halfway done!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink26.jpg
I didn't see how this happened, but we got a crier on our hands.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink27.jpg
Man it's just a regular old convention in there isn't it?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink28.jpg
He even keeps his hat on in the bath.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink29.jpg
Oh, we have our first accident.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink30.jpg
Oh, we have our first incredibly creepy smurf.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink31.jpg
Oh, we have our first fire.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink32.jpg
Oh, we have our first phone call. (In case you were wondering, that's the woman Keith had a thing for in the Karaoke club. She has never spoken to Shiny before)
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink33.jpg
Oh, we have our first smurfing lunatic.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink34.jpg
What, again? These Sims sure are pyros.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink35.jpg
:rolleyes2
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink36.jpg
The return of an old friend.
Also, note Noctiluca on the piano. He's become a real master of that already. It sounds pretty good.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink37.jpg
KHCloudy's stink is the only thing that can put Lekana off her food. She is actually eating the food that has been on fire twice. It's cereal. How the hell do you set fire to cereal, much less twice?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink38.jpg
I never would've paired these two for marriage.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink39.jpg
"Hey Shiny, have you ever done it with two guys at the same time?" She is eating her second meal in a row.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink40.jpg
Hey, it's Flying Mullet! Let's see what he wants.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink41.jpg
He wants to complain about industrialisation. Yeah I'm with you on that, labour unions suck balls.
Also I think we have finally found someone who is a messier eater than Keith.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink42.jpg
We have our second crier, and again it is of a Sim outside of this particular household. Want to know why he is crying?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink43.jpg
Because he cannot get out of the sofa area. What a dumb Sim.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink44.jpg
Night night, Sims! Sweet dreams! ...wait, you're dreaming about Rye? Hoo boy.
(don't worry folks, there is a point to all of this and normal programming will resume shortly)
I feel like my hat is the star and I'm a sidekick. It wears me. I dance like a fag, take bubblebaths like a fag, play the piano like a fag, and then eat food like the manliest man this side of Fred Flinstone.
VOTIN' THYME!
Pick FOUR of these jerks to die.
The Summoner of Leviathan
qwertyxsora
Momiji
Noctiluca
Shiny
KHCloudy
Lekana
Clouded Sky
You're killing four of us!?
The Summoner of Leviathan
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky
Shiny
I feel awful now. I'll send you all one of those Hawaiian girl toys that dances when you clap.
I think you can have those in the game actually.
Clouded Sky, qwerty, KHCloudy, and Shiny are the least interesting so far.
Four?
:(
TSoL, qwerty, KHCloudy, and Lekana! (I'm sorreeeee ;_;)
Too bad there's no buff mods for female sims.
The Summoner of Leviathan
qwertyxsora
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky
Don't get too attached to them, folks, tomorrow you're killing three more of the buggers. :monster:
The remaining Sim will enter the big boy house as the 8th inmate.
And while voting is fun, feel free to post about your favourite moments, too. I like reading them. :greenie:
I personally am a fan of Shiny pretending the bathtub is a spaceship or something.
TRAITORS! *Summons Leviathan* :P
Tsukasa, qwerty, Momiji, KHCloudy!
I thought this was the funniest screen of the bunch:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink46.jpg
Whoa, my Sim's creepy.
Vote for death:
Shiny
KHCloudy
Lekana
Clouded Sky
Tsukasa's a neighbour. He's not a part of the gang!Quote:
Originally Posted by The Summoner of Leviathan
Damnit! :P
Shiny then!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/pink6.jpg
I originally didn't see myself in the background juggling.
Then I did. :D
I don't want to die :( And I wouldn't have voted you Bobby but a retaliatory vote is in order. (These Votes are actually based only on the Sims actions)
The Summoner of Leviathan
Shiny
Clouded Sky
KHCloudy
Anyway about the day, Lekana, Noctiluca and Momiji are the top three right now. I just don't want to die :p Clouded Sky and KHCloudy don't do much, and Shiny was mean to Tsukasa. Bobby didn't let Lekana use the toilet =/
TSOL, Shiny, qwerty, lekana. Statistically that's the only way to save myself. Not that I really mind being killed. The original gang is much more exciting. BRING THEM BACK!
Clouded Sky,
momiji
KHCloudy
TSoL
They seemed boring.
EDIT: i'm changing one of those xD
Also these are prolly the funniest me thinks of this day
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink18.jpg
I love his moves xD
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink17.jpg
My horrible playing reaction xD
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/pink24.jpg
Her face xD
To die:
Lekana
CS
TSoL
Nocticula
They will be. We're going through this to find them a new member.Quote:
Originally Posted by Clouded Sky
Also yeah I am sorry to you and to KHCloudy if your Sims were kind of boring. I did check to see what they're doing but they were usually sitting down or eating or something and yeah.
Since I obviously gonna die, can I make a request on how I will die? :D
Go for it.
Drowning? :D
Sim me! Do something interesting ;_;
Okay, I looked through all of Danielle's photos and I can't find a single one of them that isn't either straight like this: 1
Or, as is the case in the vast majority, wavey like these: 1 2
I'm guessing she just does the plaits (which are something similar to what Psy posted) to get it to the wavey state, though. I don't know. I've told her she's been added now so we'll see what she says. :p
EDIT: My votes go to Clouded Sky, LunarWeaver, KHCloudy and TSoL.
The Summoner of Leviathan
Momiji
KHCloudy
Clouded Sky
Oh gosh, I hope Nocti doesn't die :S!
I fear to vote! because I don't want to play favorites D:!
Oh Lunar, <3
I vote off -
Momiji
LunarWeaver
KHCloudy
TSoL
Also the hair looks fine to me it looks just like my hair. I sometimes straighten if I can be bothered but I don't have time to do my hair really. So it's usually just wavy. Does Shlup use the other hair styles she linked to? Also love the fact my first conversation was about monsters, awesome.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
TSoL
Clouded Sky
KHCloudy
qwertyxsora
Thank god my Sim isn't with that bunch.
Momijiovich
Shinyovich
KHCloudyovich
Clouded Skyovich
Oh and my votes are completely personal. If I voted for you, it means I hate your guts.
There are a ton, actually. Not as big as DK though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
Yes! I've got to be close to leading vote-getter. Give me that Ciddie now. Oh, wait...
Yeah, I was boring - it relates to my life. I just hope these are all geniune reflections of the rest of you in real life. Especially Dan.
Poor CS. You'll be forever remembered.
Hey DD, wanna move in together and WooHoo?
In real life?:love:
Sure thing. ;D
How can you failhags vote off Momiji when clearly the last picture indicates he is one day going to be on the receiving end of Ronnie "Freight Train" Colaman and I'm my own Insane Stalker?
I was thinking the same thing. You can tell my Sim is bat:skull::skull::skull::skull: insane and has major potential for laughable WTF situations. :-\
Psy, why do the other 7 have to die? You could just not play them :/ Just let them sit next door and turn up as neighbours occasionally.
He enjoys being sadistic.
Fair enough.
I promised death, I will deliver death.
Update soon and I'll rep you. =p
Momiji's Sim fits in perfectly with the others, guys :(
my sim is a failure :jess:
i say we start a petition to stop paul killing sims!
After reviewing the competition for deathspot #4, I've come up with this...
qwerty: Burns food, stands and stares in creepy way.
Noctiluca: Yells at qwerty, dances weirdly, wears hat in bath, plays decent piano music.
Lekana: Hits on people, turns up everywhere, plays terrible piano music, bathes in front of qwerty.
Momiji: Got grossed out by affection from both genders, gone insane, dreams of Rye.
Shiny: Dances weirdly... in the bath!? Bitches at people and makes them cry, causes fires.
And with that, I'm changing my vote from Lunarluca to qwerty.
Day 12: The Old and the Young
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old1.jpg
Happy birthday, scrumplebaby! Your party is attended by a hobag, a fruit, and your bored father in his underwear.
Yes, I am using hax to age her one stage of development every day. Tomorrow she will be a child.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old2.jpg
Oh hey she actually looks normal. Sims take on their parents' DNA so I was expecting a right little freak.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old3.jpg
Her father produces possibly the most impressive stinktrail outside of France.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old4.jpg
Your daily dose of gay.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old5.jpg
Boy this is an example of good parenting. She's crawling around the garden at 3 AM. What are her parents doing?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old6.jpg
They are having sex with their friends sleeping in the same room.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old7.jpg
Oh boy, that's some emotional scarring right there.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old8.jpg
"Don't mind me, guys, I'll just put your child to bed while you get jiggy."
After sex:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../sims/old9.jpg
Typical male.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/old10.jpg
Typical female.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/old11.jpg
Oh no! scrumpleberry is unattended and this man swoops in.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/old12.jpg
Phew, false alarm. He just wanted some of her birthday cake and to act like a zombie apparently.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/old13.jpg
In case you can't tell what this is, this is Rye and MILF having sexual intercourse next to a puddle of urine.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/old14.jpg
But look out! This man is getting out of bed!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/old15.jpg
By the time he and Slimer arrive, though, things are back to normal.
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This man immediately rushed to the shower, presumably to wipe the filth of human contact away from himself.
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He's chatting to our favourite Kilt-wearing idiot. I shudder to think what they are talking about.
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scrumpleberry's cries alert someone.
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She asks to be changed, and he does it.
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She asks to be fed, and he does it.
He's certainly a better father than this guy:
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Dreaming of his dead bit on the side while another man raises his child. Classy.
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Wait, what?
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These two are gettin' bizzay in the hot tub so Rye can't interfere.
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This is seriously spiralling out of control.
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ShlupQuack teaches scrumpleberry how to talk. If you saw your wife teaching your daughter to talk, would you think about sex? I would.
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Is he...while...wh...bu...no...
...
You know what? That's it. I quit. I can't do this thing anymore.
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Money shot.
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scrumpleberry has her priorities straight!
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Yes, play silly games while your child sits on the sidewalk. I am sure nothing bad will come of it.
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This is one of Psychotic's fears. He is scared of that happening. This game hates me so incredibly hard.
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"Three guys at a time? Oh, I couldn't possibly! :shobon:"
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This is why you do not leave your child on the smurfing sidewalk.
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Jennifer gasped as Esteban slid his fingers down, deep down, into the cleft of her womanhood...
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Oh my god what is he doing to her?
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Luckily scrumpleberry has an auto-defence mechanism, and vomits on him.
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He then dumps her in the middle of the road in revenge, and goes inside...
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...to do this.
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Cowgirl Whore sure loves Shlup.
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"Hey Keith, wanna play co-op?"
"Sorry chief, I got some co-op of my own going on right now".
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scrumpleberry survived being dumped in the road. Now she plays in the spilt urine from the disgusting toilet of doom. You wouldn't see this happening in an episode of Friends :monster:
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Her hand gets stuck like this for several hours. It's a pretty funny glitch.
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"Daddy I need to go potty!"
"In a minute, angel. Right now daddy has some very important nubs to teabag".
This is pretty much what I would be like as a parent.
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So desperate, she appeals to this shining example of sanity for a diaper change. This is not going to end well.
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Before he can lay his hands on her, Dan comes to her rescue. He doesn't change her, though. He just dumps her stinky ass into her crib.
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I decide the Sims need a break from scrumpleberry, or maybe scrumpleberry needs a break from them. I call up a Nanny and a Taxi.
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The Nanny wants Huxley. Huxley wants the Nanny.
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The Sims go to an art gallery, where the central exhibit is this.
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Keith is more interested in the bin than in any of the art, bless him. :love:
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Business as usual. :rolleyes2
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Uh-oh.
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However, his happy thoughts are interrupted by the wrath of the woman he assaulted at the bowling alley.
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Dan, however, seems to be getting on with her rather well.
"Dude, she's just some old hag, why are you trying so hard?" Psychotic wonders.
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Kishi walks by, and he, too, seems to be rather taken by the bin.
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Psychotic leaves the others to go and watch some movie about cowboys. You can write your own joke for this one!
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Boy it's cameo day today isn't it?
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Wow when did Keith get so popular?
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Even Shlup wants a piece of that.
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Oh. My. God.
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I KNOW YOU JUST DIDN'T KISS MY MAN, HO.
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Pow!
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She then jumps the old woman (Debbie, for those who care)
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And gets her ass handed to her.
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The aftermath:
Shlup tells Rye that there is no shame to losing to an old woman, Debbie storms off, Dan kicks it on a bench.
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Huxley tries to make friends. He fails in his efforts.
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Hahahahah! You? Here? Now?
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He goes right for Dan, who is chilling inside.
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It's not the best of ideas.
I decide that the Sims seriously need to go home.
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They return to find the Nanny is looking after scrumpleberry just as well as they were.
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She made this exact same call yesterday.
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One of the hippies we tried to kill in the pool is back, and is apparently in love with the man who tried to kill her. "You know that saying, you always hurt the one you love? Well, it works both ways".
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Rye hates cheaters: Ironic image of the century.
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Lekana? Christ, it's Stalker Day today, isn't it?
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"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".
No soon as I put the phone down, it rings again.
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You only spoke to him five minutes ago!
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Dan is having a leisurely game of darts, when the nanny randomly comes over and pokes him on the nose.
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...does he have a fetish that I don't know about?
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My god she's like a psycho-ex, and he hasn't even had sex with her.
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scrumpleberry demands freedom from the baby prison.
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Her mother responds by almost knocking her down with the R/C car. Repeatedly.
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How can anyone resist DJ Suave?
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He sure is popular amongst the elderly and babies. scrumpleberry was headbanging to his thumpin' tunes. On a somewhat related note, I hate anyone who spells tunes as choons.
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She just wants her daddy's attention and he's having none of it.
It's all fun and games, isn't it, to make him marry Shlup when he doesn't want to. "Ha ha that'll teach him!". Well look at who the innocent victim in all of this. Look at her. I hope you're proud of what you've done, EoFF.
JUST KIDDING, NEGLECT IS HILARIOUS!
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She then appeals to Auntie Rye instead.
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They both have very strange noses. Could Rye be scrumpleberry's father?
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Seriously this is just cruel.
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She toddles off inside to play her xylophone, although she seems to be more concerned with eating the beater.
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DJ Suave is not pleased that he has a rival.
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blah blah purple ghost blah blah
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Midnight picture. Yes, let's make alcoholic beverages next to where a baby is playing. That sounds like fun!
Awwww, scrumpleberry is so adorable xD
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What in the holy mothersmurf.
Rye and I are nose buddies today! <3
but seriously who did I get that freak potato from! also neglect will surely make me a hardened loon just like the rest of you :bigsmile: That's valid parenting in my book!
The only one not neglecting you is the already hardened loon so I think your future is pretty easy to figure out. Congratulations, psycho!Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Thank you!
*scared my Sim will die without doing interesting :(*
HOLY HELL DAN!! WHY!!!
Keith is just so innocent, and evil Huxley just wants to violate him...
Poor Scrumple, my heart goes out to him. xD
Am I going to have to staple a piece of paper saying FEMALE to my forehead???
I be a lady :( Why can noone understand this? Tampons! Kittens! High heels! Sex and the City! Mood swings! Nail varnish! Chocolate! Hooray!
Seriously what guy would have a set like mine? (if he was highly effeminate he would have better taste and WHY WOULD PEOPLE NOT BE MISTAKING HIM FOR A GIRL?)
If you ever profess to like Sex and the City in this thread again I will kill your Sim so smurfing hard and then teabag her ghost. (Same goes for you, Shlup)
Sex and the City is awesome and you know you love it too!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It's funny because people think I'm a girl all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Day 12: Where is your perfect man now, bitch?
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hi i like shoes
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i also like lying on my back BECAUSE I AM A WHORE
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what is that
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it is big
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now i am dead
OMG my goodness paul xD
KHCloudy: 13
Clouded Sky: 12
The Summoner of Leviathan: 12
qwertyxsora: 7
Shiny: 7
Momiji: 6
Lekana: 4
Noctiluca: 2
We have a tie.
As such, Shiny and qwerty will both live to see tomorrow. The other three will be brutally slaughtered.
WHO WILL DROWN FIRST? Who will survive the longest? Place your bets NOW!
Oh btw Paul good chap, can we get a picture of the family on the loading screen?
scrumpleberry is super CUTE!!!!!!! I luff.
I congratulated Keith on making out with Hux. That's luzy.
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*chokes on vomit and/or laughter*
Rye getting her ass beat by an old woman...ahahaha
I would totally chase my daughter with an RC car. We are the best parents ever.
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That BULGE! Day-um!
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She has been hanging out with Rye too much.
Lol'd.Quote:
DJ Suave is not pleased that he has a rival.
Also, I hate Sex and the City with a deep passion. Just so we're clear.
Oh god..Death buddies let us haunt them to hell :)
Bawwwwwww!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I knew I married you for a reason! :kiss:Quote:
Originally Posted by ShlupQuack
I can do better than that.Quote:
Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF
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The way we were.
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I am not pleased at you for having usurped Keith from his usual waving spot. It was bad enough when Shlup was pregnant and took Dan's lying down spot.
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Uh-oh.
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i have bought some new shoes
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then i peed on some new shoes
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does my pee conduct electricity
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yes i think my pee conducts electricity
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this is hurting me
I've seen that episode. It was a good one.
"SHOES SHOES SHOES JIMMY CHOO SHOES OMG SHOES SHOES SEX WITH SHOES ON SHOES"
Kill the bitch!
LOL I love the parker family deaths. xD
My favorite part is when Psy broke away to watch Kirobaito born.
Daddy isn't home!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Playtime.
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There is absolutely nothing better than coming home from a weekend without internet to see this.
hahaha, i only just discovered this thread and i'm so disappointed i couldn't get involved :(
but for the past three days, i've just been reading everything everybody has posted :p and it's no easy feat to make me do that, there's 35 pages...but it's so funny i had to keep going...i know you already have included a second wave of EoFFers and everything, but if there is an opportunity for a new person, please consider me :) i won't put in my details now because i highly doubt you'll need another person, but as mentioned, it would be awesome to be considered if need be :D
but seeing as i'm probably not going to get to participate; poasting in epic thread :bigsmile:
Day 12 has easily been your best work yet. Hux and Kieth lovin' it up, Dan making out with the old lady, Rye telling the old lady to step up and the old lady bitch-slaps Rye, scrumpleberry playing in puddles of pee and making Dan jealous with her xzylophone, Hux playing with the baby and leaving the baby in the middle of the road. Yeah, I could go on an on, but easily the best day yet.
oh Sarah Jessica Parker when will you learn :lol:
No sex and the city is a good laugh. It isn't the best out there though. Replace it with Ugly Betty? (Half hoping that you hate that show too and will also hilariously murder America Ferrara who is actually pretty cool.)
Keith & Huxley for marriage!
Or MLT Get Together?Quote:
Originally Posted by DD
Day 12: POOL PARTY!
When we last left the other house, Momiji was dreaming of Rye. Let's see what he's dreaming about now.
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Oh.
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I feel kind of bad for him that his last act in this house is to clean the bath.
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Pool party! Only these three got invites. TSoL seems to blame qwerty for this predicament. Let's see what he's up to.
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I'm only really posting this for Yaridovich's sake, truth be told.
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Lekana, surprise surprise, is eating and wants me.
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The B-Team Sims live in filth.
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Or they would, but qwerty goes around picking things up, loading the dishwasher and scrubbing the counters. He'd fit in well in the main house.
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Lekana decides Momiji is no longer allowed to sleep.
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This drives him even more insane and so he whips out that stupid ball again. Lekana tries to sleep, but can't, because...
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qwerty is giving her a taste of her own medicine.
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"Dude! TSoL! Hi-five!"
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"Or low-five, whichever works for you."
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"...oh."
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The Sims are too lazy to go down to the pool to cry, so instead they gather in the Lounge to mourn the guy they voted to kill.
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Except Lekana. She is busy. :rolleyes2
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"Dear Diary: I keep having these weird dreams that I am a stuffed bear in a house full of freaks. A ghost even raped me recently."
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"Be back in a minute guys, I have to go play...uh....Chess...with that Shiny woman from next door :jokey:"
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"Oh wait it's that insane stalker who loves Keith and hates me. About turn!"
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The Glasses Mafia discuss what I can only assume to be anime.
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It's like he's angry at him for drowning.
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Don't give me that look. You voted for him.
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Momiji is so upset he puts down his pop tart to cry.
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He's so upset he doesn't even want it anymore.
"You packed a bag for the big house already? Arrogant prick!"
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I am not entirely sure now Noctiluca does this, but it's impressive.
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She spent a lot of time doing this. I am not sure if I want to know what she was looking at.
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OH WHAT THE smurf
who invited this prick in and why is he eating their meat sandwiches?
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"Eff that, I'm out of here. Just going down the local art gallery, folks, be back in 10!"
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"Mmmm dat boi is fiiiiiiiiiiine"
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Apparently seeing Keith has got him in the mood for love.
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"I wonder what he's doing RIGHT NOW"
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These two are getting along like a house on fire. I am not that surprised.
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LunarxShiny! :jess:
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Clouded Sky lost an arm, drowned, and nobody cared. Seriously, not a single Sim cried or got an unhappy thought.
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"Yes, the last one is dead now. The operation is going according to plan."
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"Did you see me in the latest Girls Gone Wild movie?"
"Yes. Although frankly I think your performance was a little forced".
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Hey, it's Necronopticous!
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He goes right upstairs, and the second he arrives, Justin jumps up to attention. "Nah man I don't know this guy. He's just a friend of qwerty's."
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ahahahahaha.
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Perfect WTF face.
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"Oh Jeremy! Hold me and never let me go!"
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Lekana pretends to read the paper while she spies on the blossoming manlove. "Iraq Obama became a resident?" she says. "That's nice, we'll have to welcome him to the neighbourhood".
NOW TIME TO SEE WHAT OUR SIMS DO BEST!
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Brandon tries to make friends; Shiny shuns a freak.
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Lunar plays the piano.
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Necro games.
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qwerty cleans.
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Lekana does yet another shot of coffee. (she has not slept yet)
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"Wow, my rating on Wyoming Juggs has gone up to 7.8!"
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Shiny eventually gets fed up with this guy.
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I bet nobody saw this coming!
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I then take them out to a Goth Club. Where better to ponder your impending doom?
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Lunar immediately begins to get dowwwwwn!
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qwerty does not.
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Ah look, the Stalker Convention is holding a meeting. Cowgirl Whore is running late.
"I usually like to sneak into their rooms at night and kiss them as they sleep."
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"Personally I prefer to wear a wide-brimmed hat to hide my face".
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec52.jpg
Shiny tries to dance with Lunar but just can't keep up!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec53.jpg
Pinball brings out the gay in most people.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec54.jpg
See what I mean? The bar is full of women and he has his back to them.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec55.jpg
He does this the entire night!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec56.jpg
Look who arrives as I order them to leave.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec57.jpg
Seeing as how I am the only man she has expressed an interest in, I am slightly disturbed.
Want to know what our Sims came home to?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec58.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec59.jpg
I sort of want to know what happened, but on the other hand, I sort of don't.
I can't wait 'til June!
EDIT: You posted an update seconds before I replied. :p Better get to reading!
EDIT2: Awesome update. I knew Momiji would become more interesting as this progressed. I really want to know what happened at the end there, it must have been crazy. xD
Quote:
Originally Posted by Day 11
If you're going to recycle a joke/scene, at least recycle one of the better ones. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Day 12
I'm not surprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It's the crossover and the fact that the events happen simultaneously that's funny, he's not recycling >: ( You're well rubbish anyway, Ol' Man Mulley.
ALSO I WANT THEM ALL TO LIIIIIVE :(
Yeah that's why I did it. I figured it'd be a bit weird if Lekana spent the entire day in the bath or something when she was supposed to have phoned. You can also see Psychotic leaving the EoFF House briefly and Lunar going to the Art Gallery in the previous update.Quote:
Originally Posted by scrumpleberry
Qwerty is the new keith. He should be put into the main house so that keith and he can be innocent together.... and huxey will probably kill qwerty since he loves only keith.
Oh yeah that reminds me.
VOTE NOW
Pick TWO of the following to go into the EoFF House.
qwertyxsora
Momiji
Shiny
Noctiluca
Lekana
Only one will be going into the house, but I know I couldn't pick just one so maybe you have the same problem!
Momiji and Shiny.
What are you gonna do with that other house?
Kill.
Shiny and Noctiluca.
Shiny and Lekana, because there are too many men in this game and too few women and also, aside from Momiji, they're the only ones who seem to have a lot of personality in any way. Although I almost voted against Lekana purely due to feeling sorry for her having to put up with Psy's constant remarks and :rolleyes2 smilies.
Shiny adds the 'bitch' character nicely and Lekana seems social enough. If I had to pick a guy it'd probably be Momiji because he looks more likely to provide interesting situations... but I hate a crybaby and I'm wary of how he's heading in that direction.
Rantz knows the score.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
qwertyxsora and LunarWeaver
tbf I am pretty harsh to every Sim. And it's the Sims I make fun of, not the people. Except Rye. Take every word I say against your Sim personally.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Shiny and me :bigsmile:
I think we have a slight problem with moving an 8th Sim in. Namely, Shlup is pregnant. :|
virtual abortion
My thoughts exactly.
On a related note, Shlup and Lekana now hate each other.
Just nip that Rantzien in the bud. :sad:
Lekana and qwerty.
EDIT:
Lekana has to move in now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
It turns out it was twin girls. I was not pleased on your behalf! (I named them f f freak and Jessweeeee II)Quote:
Originally Posted by Rantzien
ShlupQuack's uterus is now baby free and the other Sim can move in as planned.
Momiji and Shiny. Clearly the best two in that house, especially with the budding romance between Momiji and Nec. And Shiny gets in on account of whatever the hell she was doing in the bathtub that one time.
Awwww, I hugged Jeremy :D
Vote:
Shiny and I should go into the EoFF house.
What bird said :choc:Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Myself and Lekana. I can try and get in still :p
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/nec30.jpg
Oh wow. Interesting to see how this develops.
Noctiluca and Shiny plz
Yay! I wanna see baby me!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shiny
This.
Why is Jessweeee allowed to be reincarnated? WHAT ABOUT ME PSY. HUH?!
LULZ agreedQuote:
Originally Posted by Flying MulletLekana has to move in now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Me and Shiny I think xD
Shiny and Noctiluca.
Lekana and Momi.
If Momiji moves into the big house, please equip Marshall banana with a Capri Sun and have her stand guard outside her and her boys' house.
Lekana and qwertyxsora :bigsmile:
YOU GAVE ME AN ABORTION?!
Day 13: A Tale of Three Sisters
Time to hack scrumpleberry's age up one more stage!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin1.jpg
As we can see, the trauma she has sustained has manifested itself in her hair.
(I should point out the real scrumpleberry picked out this hair, before anyone wants to jump on my ass for that)
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin2.jpg
Huxley breaks the shower, apparently by looking at it in a strange way. The power of his care bear stares quietly grows.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin3.jpg
You break it, you fix it. I get involved and order him to smack it with a wrench a few times.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin4.jpg
scrumpleberry stomps on Tidus's face. I can support this endeavour.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin5.jpg
In my favourite moment of the day (and we're only at screenshot 5), Psychotic and Shlup go to have sex in this bed. However, at the same time, Huxley wants to sleep in it, and he gets there before Shlup does.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin6.jpg
"What are you angry at me for? It's not my fault!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin7.jpg
I replaced scrumpleberry's crib with a bed more fitting of this little devil.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin8.jpg
I swear he plays with that thing more than scrumpleberry does.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin9.jpg
It just isn't Shlup's night tonight. She goes to make a bed, but scrumpleberry jumps in and sleeps in it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin10.jpg
"Mr. Bear says that if we show more Shlup-ass shots like that, thread views will triple!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin11.jpg
Perhaps the most evil member of the house climbs into the coffin instead.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin12.jpg
"Why yes, I would love to discuss your sexual conquests in front of my daughter who is trying to go to sleep"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin13.jpg
Huh. It worked though.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin14.jpg
Spare a thought for Rye. She's been miserable ever since Dan cheated on her, and has been filling her face with weird coloured goo, alone.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin15.jpg
scrumpleberry has repeated nightmares about art. Hahaha, ironic.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin16.jpg
"Mr. Bear says the viewers don't want to see a mopey Rye!" He is so darling!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin17.jpg
I'm beginning to notice a pattern here. Keith brings bear, Keith gets physical contact from bikini-clad girl.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin18.jpg
"Wait, you're not just using me as a part of some game, are you?"
":rolleyes2"
BITCH.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin19.jpg
lol
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin20.jpg
A loud "EA GAMES, challenge everything" booms out across the room. Yeah, nice. Real subtle, that.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin21.jpg
I am so proud of my sperm right now.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin22.jpg
The Huxley Stare: This time it's accessorised by a red hot frying pan. I am slightly concerned about this development.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin23.jpg
Again, so very proud of my sperm. Also, she is probably going to grow up to be a lesbian at this rate.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin24.jpg
"Have you noticed our daughter's hair? I think it's a sign of how damaged her mind is."
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin25.jpg
"A few rounds of electric shock treatment ought to fix that right up".
Then they smurfed. Remember this. It is important.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin26.jpg
Someone's up to his old tricks again!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin27.jpg
Yeah, it is pretty funny...but that's your own fountain, man.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin28.jpg
A burning hatred returns.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin29.jpg
Damn that is one angry Sim.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin30.jpg
And then Shlup gets knocked up. With an impending arrival, I act quickly and make her go online.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin31.jpg
"I AM YOUR MOMMY NOW!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin32.jpg
"Have fun at the abortion clinic!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin33.jpg
The abortion clinic, as it turns out, is a new house just for Shlup. This is the welcoming committee. Anyone else experiencing some deja vu?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin34.jpg
Told you they hated each other.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin35.jpg
EXCLUSIVE: SHLUPQUACK VOMITTING.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin36.jpg
Damn girl what in god's name have you been eating?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin37.jpg
I hack for twins, just to double the chance of getting a boy. :monster:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin38.jpg
Oh god damnit. I then hack them up to adult age.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin39.jpg
One of them is really hot!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin40.jpg
One of them is really not!
Sorry, Jessweee!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin41.jpg
Marshall banana comes out to wave Shlup off as she heads back home, her uterus spent.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin42.jpg
"Honey, I'm home! Sorry I've been away for the last 20 years, it's just that I was giving birth to and raising your younger si-"
"MOOOOM GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE TV!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin43.jpg
This is terrifying.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin44.jpg
So is this. He was playing the Sims. I thought to myself "Haha, he's a sick freak, so he's probably making little death chambers and killing the Sims". Then I remembered what I was doing and :(
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin45.jpg
This picture does not capture it very well, but Psychotic is strutting across the living room. A full blown strut. It is classic.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin46.jpg
Dan is pulling off some major kung fu :skull::skull::skull::skull:.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin47.jpg
"Honey, I'm home!"
"Did you enjoy yourself at the abortion clinic."
"Yeah...about that. Long story short, you now have two adult daughters."
Psychotic pauses for a second. He thinks to himself "My god, what if they turn out like scrumpleberry?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin48.jpg
"Uncle Dan says Auntie Rye has wots of bugs!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin49.jpg
Keith is chatting to the Nanny. About Tennis.
I mean, it's perfectly innocent, and yet, somehow, it manages to be wrong.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin50.jpg
Taste of your own medicine, smurfer.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin51.jpg
Oh hello.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin52.jpg
In plain view of DJ Greaseball. She does not care!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin53.jpg
This failure at life calls asking for me. No, I am not availiable to talk, go away.
However, it does give me an idea. I have Shlup call up f f freak (the hot one) to invite her round to meet her father and older sister.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin54.jpg
You've been alive for 6 hours. Who the hell have you made friends with?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin55.jpg
I don't know what's going on here but I love it.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin56.jpg
Sims, the bathroom is not a socialising area.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin57.jpg
Oh, that's her friend. Should've known.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin58.jpg
"GET YOUR BROWN HANDS OFF MY MAN!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin59.jpg
I can just imagine these two shouting "DEVIL PENIS!" in the background.
Also, see if you can guess who is on the phone.
Go on, have a guess!
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin60.jpg
:rolleyes2
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin61.jpg
"DADDY! BUY ME LOTS OF PRETTY SPARKLY THINGS!"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin62.jpg
Random cameo: Demon Dude speeds through like a bat of hell. I guess he is in training because he's wearing his tracksuit.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin63.jpg
"So you're my other daughter, are you? Well, it's nice to me- OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE?"
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin64.jpg
That would probably be #1 on a list of things you don't want your absentee father to say upon meeting you.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin65.jpg
They then get into a fight. The sound of Psychotic beating up her younger (and yet older) sister wakes up a sleeping scrumpleberry.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin66.jpg
Yeah, you're a real smurfing winner.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin67.jpg
Meanwhile, the non-abused daughter seems to be getting on well with Dan. A little too well, in fact.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin68.jpg
THAT IS MY DAUGHTER YOU SON OF A BITCH! :irked:
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin69.jpg
Why does he do this?
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin70.jpg
Mind you, he's not the only one it seems, as Jessweee appears to be entranced by the hot tub in which she was conceived earlier this morning.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin71.jpg
Insert your favourite joke about how well-endowed black men are here.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin72.jpg
The sisters go bowling. Apparently I have raised them to be Republicans. Huh.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin73.jpg
f f freak falls over while bowling. She is definitely my daughter.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin74.jpg
Jessweeeee II drinks away the pain of having an ugly face and a hateful father.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin75.jpg
HMMM YES I WONDER. WHAT KIND OF PARENT. :rolleyes2
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin76.jpg
I don't want her to be taken away, though, so I have Shlup make her some hamburgers. She may have hair like a hippie, but I will raise this child on the flesh of cows so help me god.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin77.jpg
Rye asks Jessweee if she is straight. Now that I think about it, that is a pretty good question.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin78.jpg
Her flirting angers this man.
Want your midnight screenshot? Here's two.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin79.jpg
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin80.jpg
Feel free to comment, but also keep those votes comin'!
Yay! You didn't abort our children!
f f freak is adorable.
I was gonna vote for Lekana but now I am hesitant. *narrowy eyes*
Okay, Lekana and Momiji.
This does not surprise me and I love it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
I think that's the best part of today's update :DQuote:
Originally Posted by I Took the Red Pill
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...ims/twin19.jpg
I absolutely love this. He looks like he is stomping somewhere with serious smurfing intents in mind. And then his ethereal fists will be completely useless.
Also Psy looks so damned pleased with himself for having handed his daughter her own ass.
This. Except it means Lekana.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
Lunar and Shiny!
Shiny pretty much assured to be through. qwerty and Momiji pretty much assured to be out. I reckon you should get Shiny, Lekana and LW invited over to the main house for some time to see who would fit in best (or worst :D).
haha, everybody loves a whore, tip for future sims: if you want to stay alive, be very promiscuous :p either that or a closet-pedo/mentally unstable (looking at you, MILF :tongue:)
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...sims/twin3.jpg
My god, those walls look like a sewer. xD
You would think I would have learned to not be drinking anything as I read the updates in this thread, but alas, I forget. Another quality update, sir!
We already did that for the wedding. Amusingly, those three were the only ones who stuck around until the end.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Bring them over again and let us decide from the following day's activities who should stay.
Can't I just heartlessly slaughter them like cattle instead? :p
You guys are never going to let me kill any more of the main Sims, are you?
I'm absolutely for killing off Sims. Why not throw a party to see how the "remaining" three do, then we'll pick one. Then the other two can go back to the house and you can torture them at your leisure.
I personally liked the idea of the original 8 being widdled down to 1.
I like this idea better: Third place Sim gets to have their tombstone in the house, second gets to be a neighbour.
And darn tootin' there will be just 1 left. I, for one, hope it is Psychotic. He is sooooooo handsome!
aww, i was kind of hoping for them all to die :( especially that ugly psychotic bastard...you know, MILF :bigsmile:
you see what i did there? :pinkelephant: i am just hilarious
If there's only one left, I hope they end up talking to a ball a la Tom Hanks. Then they can die. And then the ball wins.
Woo! Go random cameo appearance. :cool:
The Hottie and the Nottie was the worst movie ever and I hope you realise you compared poor f f freak to Paris Hilton >: (
And once there's one left have that person kick all of the graves so all of the ghosts come back to torment them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
Allright questions time. I'm a dumbnut.
1. How do I put stuff like furniture (furni furni fallin' furni) and hair and stuff into the game?
2. How do I put in hacks?
3. What's the best place to get clothes and furniture?
4. I like how you're updating the first post with the chapters.
5. Yeah, I realize nr. 4 wasn't a question.
scrumpleberry: The what now? :confused:
1. Documents\EA Games\Sims 2\Downloads there is a folder like that. Just copy and paste stuff in there.
2. I use InSIMinator for general hax, and ACR for the sex. They're just objects you put in the game so download them and put them in your folder.
3. I use modthesims2.com but scrumpleberry is an absolute beast at finding things for TS2 and knows a lot of good sites and would yell at me if I tried to suggest any more.
4. Why thank you.
5. Oh. :(
Continuing from non-question 4, you should also update it to include the new cast along with any deaths experienced.
I thought about adding deaths, but maybe people from the future don't want spoilers as to who dies? I don't know.
ty
I thought you were referring to the single worst movie ever made in the history of the universe.
Results:
Shiny: 12
Lunar: 8
Lekana: 7
qwerty: 4
Momiji: 3
I am thinking about BoB/FM's plan but I don't really want to make you all vote again and 12 is a pretty resounding victory. On the other hand, Shiny's Sim loves to smurfing sleep so I don't know.
EDIT: Sticking to the original plan. If Shiny sucks we can always kill her!
Shiny would be a good addition to the house. I say go with her.
It's your game bro, do what you feel is best. :p
:mad: Can I at least decide how I die?
No. You're already dead.
Personally I would've liked either Momiji, Noctiluca or Lekana to go in, so it was surprising that you all went for Shiny. I wonder how Lunar will cope on his own with a house full of ghosts.
Please tell me it was death by volleyball.
You should move Lunar in with me, IDNAN and Tsukasa.
He'll rave dance.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic