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Congrats Flying Mullet! And everybody else who won stuff!
Visitor Messages originated from usernotes which probably not many people remember it now.
During the early days of user notes Ki Ki was one of the main players, along with Psychotic, Misfit, Meat Puppet and Czanthor.
And came along PIP, who might had been in your usernotes recruiting you into his legion.
As time pass, Usernote became a place where members socialize and talk with each other.Many of us might had made a lot of good friends through this but somehow it got changed to "Visitor Messages" which I personally is very upset about the change for sentimental reasons.
I hope that in the future, people can continue to use this function to make new friends and enjoy themselves. And if possible, change it back to usernotes.
Now let me introduce the nominees:
Christmas
Shoeberto
Rantzien
Quin
Jiro
Who among these five is the Best Usernoter?
Ah, Cz. Those were the days.
MAS-MAS
And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas
25) Best Visitor Messager
Christmas........25
Shoeberto.........5
Quin..............5
Jiro..............5
Rantzien..........3
RSL...............1
Good for you! :jess:
Congrats!
OMG this is so great!
Well done! Quite well deserved.
It seems everyone I have ever usernoted voted for me! Thanks guys :jess:
Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah
The Nominees
rubah
Sagensyg
Roogle
Fujiko
Melissaur
Shiny
Freya
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Roogle
Rantzien: rubah
qwertysaur:rubah
Breine: Roogle
Jiro: Melissaur
Tavrobel: Sagensyg
Old Manus: rubah
Shiny: Fujiko
Sir Lancealot: Roogle
Psychotic: rubah
Raistlin:rubah
Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Roogle (3/11)
Roogle has 3.
You are right, sorry.
It's okay.
It's okay you're tired.
It's okay you're fired.
(NOT REALLY <3)
No worries, Award Yuletide. We love you!
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As always the forum-goers remain woefully ignorant of the alternative measures provided by the administration that ease communication. This picture represents all that is wrong with the forums, and all that is right with the vaunted #eoff. #eoff, the Chat, the Speakeasy, that which where no Final Fantasy has ever gone before.
There are certain people, constituents of a forgotten population that lurk these murky depths. Often, they are unaware, and could snap at any moments. They eat snow from off the ground, they could turn pennies into paupers, and magnets into railguns. I myself could not profess a true knowledge of what goes on in there when I am not around, but I am sure that when my presence is felt, an equal and opposite ceramic plate is headed for my direction.
rubah
Sagensyg
Roogle
Fujiko
Melissaur
Shiny
Freya
I've heard that these people are "chatters." But what goes for "best" these days, I cannot know for sure. EoFF, who is the best chatter, here? And of course, it should be known that, as with tradition, the award is revealing in the IRC channel before the forums.
I was inspired by a comment in the Predictions thread about one of the speeches being about a llama. So I did it!
I chatted on #eoff twice.
And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah
24) Best Chatter
rubah.......10
Sagensyg....8
Freya.......8
Melissaur...6
Shiny.......5
Roogle......4
Fujiko......3
RSL.........1
Tav 'ghost writer for the stars' Robel
#eoff already knows the winner
EDIT: now you guys do too
Congrats!
Congrats rubah!
Good job, rubah! I received more votes than I thought!
This is what I get for spending my life in that chat!
Congratulations Allie :)
Best Spammer
Last winner: Quin
Nomination Leader: Christmas
The Nominees
Christmas
Old Manus
Quin
eestlinc
Baloki
I Took The Red Pill
Space Pope
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Christmas
Rantzien: Christmas
qwertysaur:Christmas
Breine: Quin
Jiro: Christmas
Tavrobel: Old Manus
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny: Quin
Sir Lancealot: Space Pope
Psychotic:Christmas
Raistlin:Christmas
Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Quin (2/11)
There's only one quality spammer in that bunch.
elsie and keith!
ARGH AT THIS BEING POSTED ON BJ'S BIRTHDAY SO I HAVE TO CATCH UP LIKE 20 PAGES AT A TIME WHILE HE'S IN THE SHOWER!!!!
The magical thing about being a girl is that we can do more than one thing ever, and therefore are perfectly capable of both.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tavrobel
And Twilight vampires don't have fangs. They just chomp. SO THERE!
Aaaaand I win by more than double 2nd place. Nice. :hux:
Rye made it herself!
LOL @ Christmas winning the MLT RM Ciddie by an epic margin.
Yup. Male or female.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin's Easist Member Speech
I got third?? Rubah does deserve it though, she's a total whore.
Tav is a pretty epic dick, dude. You may be crabby, but he smears the walls with his crabby and you smell it for days after.
While I didn't expect to win Funniest Member, the fact that I came in even after Quin proves that you all are sexist bitches. Feel shame!
Guess I'll have to read the rest tomorrow. BAH!
The best spammers are the one that cause controversy. And no one does it better than Space Pope!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
:bigsmile:
And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas
23) Best Spammer
Christmas................13
Space Pope................9
eestlinc..................7
Old Manus.................6
Quin......................5
Baloki................... 5
I Took The Red Pill.......4
RSL.......................1
It's 5 pages for me! It used to be more but 200 posts a page stopped being viable. :(
wow I guess I suck. I'm on page 30 ><
That picture is kinda disturbing, Jiro.
Best Poster
Last winner: Rantzien
Nomination Leader: Rantzien
The Nominees
Rantzien
Psychotic
Raistlin
Quin
Levian
I'm My Own MILF
ShlupQuack
Meat Puppet
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Rantzien
Rantzien: Psychotic
qwertysaur:Rantzien
Breine: I'm My Own MILF
Jiro: Quin
Tavrobel: Rantzien
Old Manus: Meat Puppet
Shiny: Meat Puppet
Sir Lancealot: Meat Puppet
Psychotic:Rantzien
Raistlin:Psychotic
Prediction Party Favourite: Rantzien (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Meat Puppet (3/11)
Oh man, I hope Liam gets this! Go Liam!
:hyper:
Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: Jiro that picture freaks the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of me.
Best Poster
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Rantzien
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Psychotic
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Raistlin
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Quin
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Levian
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http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...leprechaun.jpg
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I'm My Own MILF
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ShlupQuack
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Meat Puppet
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Oh, here comes that speech...
EDIT: Dayum, you fast gurl.
Shiny, you bad.
hahahhahaa Raistlin hahahahaa
Shiny's speech is so interesting and creative! PAUL! and Sonny Rantzien, what do the two of you think? :bigsmile:
xD
I love it, Shiny!
I already told you what I think. :colbert:
And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic
22) Best Poster
Psychotic..........14
Quin................7
Raistlin............6
I'm My Own MILF.....5
Rantzien............4
Levian..............4
Meat Puppet.........4
ShlupQuack..........3
RSL.................1
PAUL! you won! :bigsmile:
Oh! I didn't expect that! Thank you, everyone. I really appreciate it. :)
:bigsmile: GO PAUL GO PAUL :bigsmile:
Best Writer
Last winner: Ouch!
Nomination Leader: Psychotic
The Nominees
Psychotic
Moon Rabbits
Mogi
eestlinc
Dignified Pauper
Necronopticous
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Necronopticou s
Rantzien: Psychotic
qwertysaur:eestlinc
Breine: Psychotic
Jiro: Psychotic
Tavrobel: Psychotic
Old Manus: Psychotic
Shiny: Psychotic
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Psychotic:Moon Rabbits
Raistlin:Psychotic
Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (8/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: eestlinc/Necronopticous/Moon Rabbits(1/11)
Congrats, Paul! :D
Only one person predicted me :heartbreak:
:o I expected Meat Puppet to win, but good job Psychotic!
6 votes for Best Poster? And hahaha at me receiving more votes than Shlup. You people have better taste than I thought.
That is one kickin' speech, Shiny!
Bwahhaaha, great one
Excellent speeches from Shiny this time!
Ty and smoochie boochies :aimkiss:
BEST WRITER
Psychotic
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The Omg What’s Gonna Happen Next British Author a.k.a. “Charles Dickens”
Psychotic or Paulotic as you may not call him, is basically a British writer like Charles Dickens who likes to write about British things like The Beatles and saying the word, “arse”. This ole chap has been a writer on Eyes on Final Fantasy for a shorter period time than some of the other nominees, but since then, he has been consistently updating his epic novel on a daily basis. It features the likes of Eyes on’s very own Cid’s Knight, Rantzien. It also features some cameos of other members on this site. People who love to read his work can always look forward to seeing a cliffhanger at the end because as you know, everyone loves a good blue balling. …To be continued-d-d?
Breath-taking excerpts from his work:http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...tzien/BoB1.jpg
A͓͇̯̼̙͛ͬͦ́̒t̜̯͍͙̘͚̣͇̳́ͣ̈̊̅͒̀̕o̢͚̦ͨ͌̎͊͘pͥ ̷͔̭̮̤͚̍̅̅̉̐ͣ̓̓ ̠̥͓̳̪̫͎̔̌͛ͭͧ̿t̸̵̝̙̠̞͙̖͈̜ͣ̔͒ͤͮͨ̾h̢̑̆̈̒̄͂͜ ̰̤̩̳̝͖e̖̳̼̜͍͚͈͇̋̊ͥͪ̚͡͠ ̘̙̣̹̖̩̪̬̽̓̍̌ͯ̚t̫̜̥̫̤̄ͮ̀ͬ̒͟ḩ̼̹̙͇ͬ͌͊ͯͯ͋̍̈́ ͎i̳͖ͮ͆ͩ͗́n̩̻͔͚̪͛ͪ͑͘k̪̣͖̳͖̱̯ͪ̿͋̇̊ḯ̥̲͂́͜͝ ̘̮̜̣̤n̢̩̣͔̙ͨ̒ͥ͜͠g̤̥̠̫͙͍̻̗ͧ͌͛ ̡̆ͭ͛̋͏̘̖̼̯̩͔̼͈̬r̪̼̺̖͔̗̈́̓ͦ̀́̚o̩̗̬̩͕͛ͪc̓̂̅ ̻̜̩͚̹̻̓̂͡k̭̙͇̗͉̉ͫ̈̅̽͑,ͩ̈̇̎҉̫̙̹͇ ̸̛̞̩̏̅̍͞ḩ̺̬͖̝͉̦́̓e̥͔̜̊̄ ̷͚̰͑̃̇͆̈̀͝w̶̛͉͖̞̘͒̓ͮ̅̆͊a̺̪̳̟̙̮̲̎ͦ̇ͬ̌ȉ̶̆ ͈̣̲t̷̴͙̯͍͍̭̠͂̆̄̈́̇͑́s̳͖̤ͩ̍͂̂.̥͈̟̔
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Moon Rabbits
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The Omg That Was Really Gruesome Australian Poet a.k.a. “Banjo Paterson”
Moon Rabbits is a seasoned Australian poet like Banjo Paterson who has been publishing his poems on EoFF since 2006. He made an interesting transition; i.e. from love poems to writing about coffins. Poem connoisseurs can look forward to seeing morbid literary imagery full of gore while they’re eating their T.V. dinner.
Lovely excerpts from his work:
But with a rock
was the man's head split
engorged with blood
bursting from little
hot holes.
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Mogi
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The Omg I Think I Need a Kleenex American Writer a.k.a. “Edgar Allan Poe”
Mogi is one of the newer writers to EoFF. He’s a very versatile writer who dabbles in poetry, stories and even songs. However, he’s mostly known for writing poetry. Some of his works include imagery that may make readers get teary eyed or have something in their eye as some of them may tell you. Regardless, you can tell a lot of work has been put into whatever he writes at a given moment. Due to his versatility and sometimes emotional context of his writing, he reminds me of Edgar Allen Poe, but with glasses.
Moving excerpts from his work:
But in case you have to read this,
I have a few requests:
Hold close our memories from this life
And know that I'll find you in the next.
Thinking in circles around my broken soul.
Have you beliefs?
They'll be crushed like our childhood dreams.
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eestlinc
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The Omg that Rhymed Just in Time Poet a.k.a. “Shel Silverstein”
eestlinc likes to rhyme. He likes to rhyme so much so that it’s divine. He puts words together in his poems that usually feature a scheme of words that rhyme at the end syllables. His flair of writing is similar to that of Shel Silverstein who was known for writing catchy stanzas that rhymed. Though, more recently, he has been writing limericks in his poetry thread in the Writer’s Corner; which is now quite a popular thread. Yes, a thread is popular in the Writer’s Corner. It’s shocking to me too. His limericks are as the title states; dirty much like the frivolous limericks by Edward Lear.
Thought-provoking excerpts from his work:
He stayed in his bed
And gave himself head
And spit his own spooge in a bucket
there once was a mayor of porre
whose mom was a dirty old whore
there once was a mayor of porre
whose mom was a dirty old whore
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Dignified Pauper
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The Omg I Think I Know What Means But Then I Don’t Poet a.k.a. “Walt Whitman”
Dignified Pauper can be considered the resident poet here on Eyes on Final Fantasy. He has been actively giving critique to writers on this site. He also has been known to have been posting his own poems since back in 2003, but has probably been posting poems earlier than that. He is known for using flowery language and metaphors that can be sometimes cryptic, but beautiful nonetheless. In addition to that, he uses the word “moon” a lot. He must like moons. If he could be compared to any poet it would be, the father of American poetry, otherwise known as Walt Whitman because of his seniority with posting poetry on this site. And just look at that dude’s picture... he’s friggin’ old.
Beautiful excerpts from his work:A moon
crescent. The curious bending of light
through your glasses. The feature. Just dress
in black and blend right in.
Old man moon, you must forget
your son. He made all the children run
and hide with his green toothed smile
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Necronopticous
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The Omg is it Getting Hot in Here or is it Just Me Poet a.k.a. “e.e. cummings”
Normally when I think of erotic literature I think of sappy serial romance novels with cheesy pictures of Fabio on the cover. I think of Henry Miller’s novel, Tropic of Cancer. I think of the early erotica poems by e.e. cummings. I don’t think of poetry on Eyes on Final Fantasy. But, that’s what some people may think when they read Necronopticous’ poems. Those who have read his more recent poems have found it hard to control the urge of salivating over their keyboards and if they’ve told you otherwise, they’re liars.
Hot and steamy excerpts from his work:
With pulse and sigh,
she writhes;
Each rapid gasp harked
blanket mound bunched
in eager knead and grind
"Sorry, BJ, your birthday has to be postponed so I can participate in message board awa--*gets shot by a BJ*"
I think they should just give it to all of us.
Haaaaaaate you both. Though I was surprised to be up for that one anyway.
And Shiny's speech was made of win.
And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic
21) Best Writer
Psychotic...........16
Mogi.................7
Dignified Pauper.....6
Moon Rabbits.........4
eestlinc.............4
Necronopticous.......3
RSL..................1
YOU GO PAUL.
Is it just me, or are there a lot more curbstomp victories this time around?
Hurray! :jess:
I'll have to pay you all back with the finale of Rantzien's Adventures. I'll have it done soon I swear! (just as soon as I can figure out what I want to do with it xD)
Four more than I expected :bigsmile:
Congratulations Psychotic! His stories are truly awe inspiring. I mean, when he said, "I'm the arse-smurfah" I teared a little.
oh my god psychotic well thats a suprise he wins everything every year ffs
Best Artist
Last winner: Black Orb
Nomination Leader: Black Orb/Pete For President
The Nominees
Pete for President
Black Orb
Jirito
Marshall Banana
auronlu
Christmas
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Pete for President
Rantzien:Black Orb
qwertysaur:Black Orb
Breine: Black Orb
Jiro: Jirito
Tavrobel: Christmas
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny:Black Orb
Sir Lancealot: Black Orb
Psychotic:Pete for President
Raistlin:Black Orb
Prediction Party Favourite: Black Orbc (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Pete For President/Christmas(2/11)
Also: "Poem connoisseurs can look forward to seeing morbid literary imagery full of gore while they’re eating their T.V. dinner."
is going to be part of my biography one day~~~~~~~
Psychotic gonna sweep again. :bigsmile:
Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
Oh my god scrumpleberry you genius you deserve to win!
scrumpleberry seriously is a heroine for that.
Hahah yeah it is, Becky.
Also I have to thank Cz and Rantzien for helping too!
Also also:
Psychotic: So gentlemen, our work reviewing art is over. What was your favourite piece that we reveiwed?
Rantzien: I would have to say that Pete's wall art was quite fascinating!
Psychotic: Yes, I did enjoy the lime-green hue.
Psychotic: And yours, ms. scrumpleberry?
scrumpleberry: This is my punishment for being late to the party!
scrumpleberry: I have no IDEA WHAT YOU LOOKED AT POOP
Psychotic: I don't recall that. Who drew that?
Psychotic: Was it black orb?
scrumpleberry: The title, for me, is more reminiscent of the work of Miss Banana.
Psychotic: ah, she liked the forum skin the best. That's to be expected! It was very jolly.
Rantzien: I wouldn't expect anything else from HER.
scrumpleberry: Well, there's no need to make personal remarks :cry:
Psychotic: Cz forever, scrumpleberry never!
Rantzien: Ice burn!
scrumpleberry: In future, I simply shan't bother turning up.
Psychotic: How does it feel to be the Ringo Starr of the art world?
scrumpleberry: At least I have my nose to keep me company.
scrumpleberry: It's worth at least an extra person.
scrumpleberry: It's a shame that Rye's beautiful crafts from the past year and everyone's lovely photographs, especially the staggeringly talented Fuzakeru's shots, seem to have been overlooked here
Psychotic: I don't know, reviewing more artwork would take up more of our time! We're excessively lazy!
scrumpleberry: I have to say, my favourite piece of the year would have to be Shluppers' Strawberry Soaps
scrumpleberry: the experience of trying to create beauty in a stark universe
scrumpleberry: and being consistently misunderstood
scrumpleberry: particularly by unobservant Italian-Americans :bigsmile:
Psychotic: Ohhhhhh no she di'n't!
Psychotic: Also I don't know if we can ever have you on our show again, berry. Actually having someone who understands art makes the rest of us look like amateurs!
Psychotic: I want to give the impression that I review art on forums for a living!
scrumpleberry: You're doing BEAUTIFULLY
Rantzien: As long as I can wear a monocle and a hat I can keep appearances up.
scrumpleberry: Pontus may in fact be the first performance artist to grace EoFF!
Psychotic: he what.
Rantzien: I what.
scrumpleberry: Will we be seeing more of the hatted, monocled narwhal in future? I certainly hope we will.
scrumpleberry: Back on the subject of the creator of those glorious soaps, her fabulous and perfect hallowe'en costume really added a special something to our october!
scrumpleberry: In fact, EoFF fashion has seen a turn up for the books lately with Rodarian showing us some very chic & stylish (and environmentally friendly!) pieces
Psychotic: I like wearing clothes too!
scrumpleberry: I hope that the House of Roddy will be sending me shoes and scarves when he becomes famous :colbert:
scrumpleberry: Every month :colbert:
scrumpleberry: I mean, I'm only asking :colbert:
scrumpleberry: But it would really be nice :colbert:
scrumpleberry: DON'T YOU AGREE. :colbert:
Psychotic: Uh. Well. I mean. I don't...disagree.
Rantzien: I'm not sure about all this.
scrumpleberry: You're far too ambivalent!
Rantzien: It all smells fishy to me!
Rantzien: Like fish!
scrumpleberry: Take a stance!
Psychotic: Take a stance take a stance take a stance.
Psychotic: If you change your mind, scrumple's the first in line.
scrumpleberry: for new narwhal-skin shoes yes :bigsmile:
bonus disc feature.
scrumpleberry, I love that! It's adorable!
I WANT THAT COAT!
And the Ciddie goes to...
Black Orb
20) Best Artist
Black Orb..............12
Pete for President......9
Jirito..................7
Christmas...............7
Marshall Banana.........4
auronlu.................4
RSL.....................1
Congratulations, black orb! :luca:
Unlucky, Pete. You had my vote. (unless Award Yuletide tells me differently because I forgot who I voted for apparently :lol:)
How many times has black orb won Best Artist now? It seems like a tradition at this point.
Congrats black orb for once again winning this award as usual! And scrumpleberry, that is a boss picture.
(Pete had my vote for this year and last year oh wells :()
....................... it looked like candy! The soap LOOKS like candy. :kaocry2:
Best Signature
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: I took the Red Pill/Rantzien
The Nominees
I Took the Red Pill
Rantzien
Jesswee
Sagensyg
I'm My Own MILF
BG-57
Christmas and friends
Del Murder
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:I Took the Red Pill
Rantzien:I'm My Own MILF
qwertysaur:Christmas and friends
Breine: I'm My Own MILF
Jiro: I Took the Red Pill
Tavrobel: I Took the Red Pill
Old Manus: Christmas and friends
Shiny:Rantzien
Sir Lancealot: Christmas and friends
Psychotic:Rantzien
Raistlin:Rantzien
Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas and friends/Rantzien/I Took The Red Pill (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I'm My Own MILF(2/11)
I like Milf's sig, what do everyone think? :bigsmile:
Go creepy Jewish Barry Manilow!
I refuse to say my preference. MINE IS BEST. Obviously. :shifty:
Whoo!
I think Sagensyg's sig was too pretty not to vote for!
bmanlo!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I sure hope so!
I heard BG-57 might win! :bigsmile:
That was Rantzien!?
I thought it was Robert Pattinson!
They are one and the same.
R-Patz <3
And the Ciddie goes to...
I Took The Red Pill
19) Best Signature
I Took the Red Pill..........12
Sagensyg......................8
Christmas and friends.........7
Rantzien......................4
BG-57.........................4
Jessweeee♪................... 3
Del Murder....................3
I'm My Own MILF...............2
RSL...........................1
Yes, BoB, bats are very calming...:erm:
Eeeeeeeeexcellent.
Nicely done Keith!
Best Avatar
Last winner: sagensyg
Nomination Leader: ShlupQuack/Bunny/Del Murder
The Nominees
ShlupQuack
Bunny
Christmas
Del Murder
Loony BoB
Black Magic Shopkeeper
rubah
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Bunny
Rantzien:Bunny
qwertysaur:ShlupQuack
Breine:ShlupQuack
Jiro: Bunny
Tavrobel: Bunny
Old Manus: rubah
Shiny:ShlupQuack
Sir Lancealot: Black Magic Shopkeeper
Psychotic:ShlupQuack
Raistlin:Christmas
Prediction Party Favourite: ShlupQuack/Bunny (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: rubah/Black Magic ShopKeeper/Christmas1/11)
I thought this award was for "best sig" not "the sig that most resembles bugs on your screen." No, we're not still falling for it, but STILL.
:ciddie:
The Best Avatar
:save: December 2009 Ciddies :save:Eugh...guys don't even bother with this one. I don't even see mine here but I won in June!
Can't you all see how amazing my avatar is?
This one's practically pointless if I'm not here.
But I gotta make fun of somebody, so here are the rejects that supposedly have the 'best' avatars on the forum. BUT MINE IS THE BEST. SEE HE'S ON FIRE.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif ShlupQuack
Sucky.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar24387_16.gifBunny
Suckish.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...ar15004_33.gif Christmas
Horrible.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar1390_28.gif Del Murder
This one sucks.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/av...2/chocobo7.gifLoony BoB
Where's mine?
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar26338_3.gif Black Magic Shopkeeper
Mine's better.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...r13121_171.gif rubah
Worthless.
Hold on, a new challenger appeared!
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...r17039_101.gif Me!!
Best one I've seen ever ever.
I mean just look at those awesome 12 frames.
Oh, wait what's this? Im being told you guys already voted!? WHAT?
Go Shopkeeper! :roll:
Shopkeep makes bank!
And the Ciddie goes to...
Black Magic Shopkeeper
18) Best Avatar
Black Magic Shopkeeper......11
ShlupQuack..................10
Bunny.......................10
Christmas....................6
Del Murder...................4
rubah........................3
Loony BoB....................2
RSL..........................1
Fire4 is no longer in stalk.
Go [strike]tentacles[/strike]
EDIT: A surprise!
Yessss! Awesome! I am so proud of my nomination! :excited:
Y!!!!
Best Custom Rank
Last winner: Noctiluca
Nomination Leader: Noctiluca/Moon Rabbits
The Nominees
Noctiluca
Moon Rabbits
Psychotic
ShlupQuack
Blues Agent
Old Manus
Guardian XIII
Jojee
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Noctiluca
Rantzien:Jojee
qwertysaur:Noctiluca
Breine:Noctiluca
Jiro: Moon Rabbits
Tavrobel: Noctiluca
Old Manus: Noctiluca
Shiny:Noctiluca
Sir Lancealot: Psychotic
Psychotic:Noctiluca
Raistlin:Jojee
Prediction Party Favourite: Noctiluca (7/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jojee(2/11)
Wow, my nomination won! Yay!
17. Best Custom Rank
It would seem appropriate that someone who himself has an awesome Custom Title be allowed to talk about others with awesome titles. But, unlike signatures and avatars, these do not merely define a person, but are the status of having been a part of the EoFF membership for a long count of time. These aren't just postcounts, they're a symbol of dedication.
Just to remind you, here's what each one is:
Noctiluca
I Taste Like Glitter
Moon Rabbits
so gangsta it hurrrrts...
Psychotic
Time to fight grandma
ShlupQuack
It is My Density
Blues Agent
Technically Awesome
Old Manus
Mold Anus
Guardian XIII
Unbreakable, First Class
Jojee
(。◕‿‿◕。)
But of course you already knew, you weighed each option carefully, intricately, dissection its rhetorical meanings and broke each down into its components. i hats, j hats, k hats, it's all about the dynamics of how these people don't just stand out, but do it with authority.
Who stands out the most with authority?
fave speeches: artist, poster, serious member
There was a tie in custom rank and Rye's boyfriend broke the tie. I wonder who did Huxley vote for? :bigsmile:
Needs more mmm child u dun did it.
And the Ciddie goes to...
ShlupQuack
17) Best Custom Rank
ShlupQuack......9
Noctiluca.......8
Psychotic.......6
Jojee...........5
Moon Rabbits....4
Guardian XIII...4
Old Manus.......3
Blues Agent.....2
RSL.............1
Nice.
it took me like seven months to figure out there was a trick to that custom rank
:)
I love it!
nooo HUXLEY :irked: Now I don't feel guilty for what I did to your sig!
Congratulations anyway, Shluppy. :joker:
Best Post
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/2617212-post124.html
Nomination Leader: All Nominees
The Nominees
Video thread of doing random stuff to Quin
Immigration is ruining Britain culture
The Official Eyes On Final Fantasy 10th Anniversary RSL Day 2009 Celebration Thread
IT'S HERE: Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 - FINAL ROUND STARTED
End of Year Ciddies 2009 Nomination Thread
Who they predicted to win...
Prediction Party Favourite: Immigration is ruining Britain culture/End of Year Ciddies 2009 Nomination Thread/Video thread of doing random stuff to Quin (3/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: IT'S HERE: Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 - FINAL ROUND STARTED (2/11)
GO DAN. :aimkiss:
Go Jiro!
16. Best Post
Now in my opinion you people are crazy for taking the time of picking through all these threads, with thousands upon thousands of posts, just to see which one you like the most. Or you simply did what I did and picked at random! I will have to admit, there are some great posts on this site. Some pointing out great facts, others being sarcastic notes to another post, and some just being so funny you pee yourself everything you read it. Now it is my pleasure to bring you the nominees for the Best Post of 2009.
First up we have http://forums.eyesonff.com/2734959-post201.html. A post, quoting a post, quoting another post. And to be honest, I would love to see the event that lead up to this post in the first place.
Our second nominee is http://forums.eyesonff.com/2743158-post57.html. Now there sure are a lot of yeti looking things here! Now I never read this thread but after this post I'm quite interested to see what other peoples reactions are to it as well. I do have to agree with DK on the subject, though I do not come from England. Cultural diversity is everywhere and instead of fighting it, embrace it. And I do have to say it is a well written response.
The third post comes from the Official RSL Day thread, http://forums.eyesonff.com/2755275-post1.html. Who doesn't love a good celebration, and an even catchier first post to grab everyones attention? Never have I seen so many cute emotes and sparkles all wrapped up in one post! Not only does it catch the eye and make you want to read further, but if you look close enough at the last line, there's a little funny made. Thank you Christmas for a lovely post.
Next up is post http://forums.eyesonff.com/2688294-post379.html, written by our very own Jiro. Again a post containing quotes of other posts. Now either Jiro is crazy, or making a joke. Either way it makes for a great post and I certainly laughed when I read it. It also makes me wonder why I never entered that contest. Oh well, Great post none the less.
And our last post is http://forums.eyesonff.com/2760450-post189.html, coming right out one of the various Ciddies threads. And I feel pretty safe laughing at it, seeing as how I think it's a joke, or I'm missing something. Or I'm just laughing at the word "smurf". But either way another top choice for Best Post.
Awww, Melissa, you're so nice.
16) Best Post
Video thread of doing random stuff to Quin........................................ ..................................12
Immigration is ruining Britain culture........................................ ........................................ .....8
IT'S HERE: Eyeson's Next Cid's Knight Cycle 2 - FINAL ROUND STARTED................................6
End of Year Ciddies 2009 Nomination Thread........................................ ..............................6
The Official Eyes On Final Fantasy 10th Anniversary RSL Day 2009 Celebration Thread................3
RSL..................................... ........................................ ........................................ ............1
That was the lamest one of them all. :down:
No offense, Lev, but no one believes BoB is any kind of a violent threat.
He seriously did punch Levian in the face. That's the best part!
Loony BoB is one of the nicest guys you'll ever meet, but he is also clinically insane.
:/ BOO!
Loony BoB is terrifying, I'm too scared to go to Edinburgh!
Best Thread
Last winner: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-a...o-woo-hoo.html
Nomination Leader: The most important Thread ever on EoFF
The Nominees
http://forums.eyesonff.com/chocobo-s...-trumpets.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/125413-exhibition-modern-art-darkswordofchaoss-fugue-melancholy.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/128158-eoff-dwarf-fortress-time.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/125338-most-important-thread-ever-eoff.html
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...re-thread.html
Who they predicted to win...
Prediction Party Favourite: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-a...ever-eoff.html (6/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: http://forums.eyesonff.com/chocobo-s...-trumpets.html(5/11)
yeah loony bob is seriously crazy. and very violent. those of us who have lived under his roof know his true nature :(
He was tame when he was out here! Maybe just 'cause I couldn't understand a word he said. He could've been telling me the ways he was gonna murder me and I wouldn't've known it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Yeah but that was back when he thought drinking was something only uncool lamers did. Then he became a drunk himself and everything changed.
Shlup must forget what BoB did to Psychotic's arm.
@all the last three posts: lawl
And the Ciddie goes to...
The most important Thread ever on EoFF
15) Best Thread
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-a...ever-eoff.html....13
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-c...re-thread.html.....10
http://forums.eyesonff.com/chocobo-s...-trumpets.html.....8
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-a...elancholy.html.....4
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-g...ress-time.html ....3
RSL..................................... ........................................ ..1
I just love the picture of Pontus!
Cutest/Sexiest Female (The Honeybee Inn Award)
Last winner: smittenkitten
Nomination Leader: Rye
The Nominees
Rye
Jessweeee♪
Miss Lulu
Shiny
Nikki
ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Zeldy
Marshall Banana
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Rantzien:ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
qwertysaur:ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Breine:Marshall Banana
Jiro: ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Tavrobel: ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Old Manus: ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Shiny:ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Sir Lancealot: Miss Lulu
Psychotic:ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Raistlin:ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated
Prediction Party Favourite: ShlupQuack or Shlupquack's breasts, that what those ppl nominated (9/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Rye/Miss Lulu (1/11)
I cried when Sephiroth killed Bud.
Go boobs!
14. Cutest/Sexiest Female
http://i50.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:...ou:/kdmr9w.jpg
What do you mean, all you're gonna do after tying her up is DROOL on her? Seriously, wtf? Here, I've got an idea:
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
Out of these ladies, who would EoFF "UNF" the most?
Rye
Jessweeee♪
Miss Lulu
Shiny
Nikki
ShlupQuack
Zeldy
Marshall Banana
By the way:
unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf unf
drool huh
And the Ciddie goes to...
Rye
(The Honeybee Inn Award)
14) Cutest/Sexiest Female
Rye.....................12
ShlupQuack' BREASTS......8
Zeldy....................7
Marshall Banana..........5
Jessweeee♪...............4
Miss Lulu................4
Shiny....................3
Nikki....................3
RSL......................1
WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING? HOW COULD YOU ALL NOT VOTE FOR THE TITS?
I have lost all faith in EoFF.
I don't understand this one either.
CONGRATS!
I don't know if she's sexier than RSL but congratulations Jess :bigsmile:
Wow! Thanks guys! I'm flattered. xD
I nominated and voted Shlup's tits, btw.
:aimkiss:
I'm interested to know who those 3 votes were, but nonetheless congrats Rye for messing up my prediction! :(
Cutest/Sexiest Male(The Umaro Award)
Last winner: Breine
Nomination Leader: Jiro/Levian
The Nominees
Jiro
Levian
Mogi
Breine
Evastio
UnbreakableWill
Blues Agent
The Man
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Breine
Rantzien:Jiro
qwertysaur:Jiro
Breine:UnbreakableWill
Jiro: Breine
Tavrobel: Breine
Old Manus: Evastio
Shiny: Breine
Sir Lancealot:Jiro
Psychotic:Jiro
Raistlin:Breine
Prediction Party Favourite: Breine (5/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Jiro(4/11)
Go, Proto! Go! You're my man!
C'mon Breine, mamma needs a new pair of shoes!
13. Cutest/Sexiest Male
Usually when people think of gamer boys, they see guys with no lives, who don't shower, and wear not so good clothes. BUT as EoFF has proved, a lot of gamer boys are pretty damn sexy, which, for me at least, gives us game girls some eye candy while we play, and beat them. So it is my pleasure to announce the nominees for Cutest/Sexiest Male.
Up first we have the oh so handsome Jiro, coming straight from Aussie itself, So not only is he cute, he has the accent to go with it.
Our next nominee is the oh so handsome Levian. Now he is a good looking man, if i do say so myself.
And next up we have Mogi. Now he's just adorable, I mean just look at his profile picture and try not to just fall in love.
Up next is the very sexy Breine. Weather he has long hair or short, he pulls it off every step of the way.
Our fifth nominee is the one and only Evastio. He's so sexy I can't even find a picture of him anywhere. I guess it's too sexy for human eyes to see.
And our next man is known by the name of Unbreakable Will. Now he is also a looker. Nikki did good.
Now up we have Blues Agent. And all I have to say is he better be cute cause I spent like 30 minutes trying to find a picture of him!
And last but not least we have The Ma,n. Now with a man like that you have to be handsome, and well judging by his profile picture, he's doing pretty well for himself. I give props to the fro!
mmmm little GEOFF<3
Too many cute guys anyways.
I always vote for Rye for Cutest Female.
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...th_monda-1.jpg
And the Ciddie goes to...
Levian
(The Umaro Award)
13) Cutest/Sexiest Male
Levian............11
Jiro...............8
Breine.............6
Evastio............6
Mogi...............5
UnbreakableWill....3
Blues Agent........3
The Man............3
RSL................1
Levian is pretty hot if you like men under 3 feet. (SPOILER)He's hot regardless.
=O Congrats!
Proto :(
Well done, Lev, on having wonderful genes!
AND I still don't know what Evastio looks like!
Evilest Member (The Heartless Angel Award)
Last winner: Bunny
Nomination Leader: Tavrobel
The Nominees
Tavrobel
Bunny
Christmas
Jessweeee♪
Leeza
Kawaii Ryûkishi
ShlupQuack
Who they predicted to win...
Jessweeee♪:Breine
Rantzien:Christmas
qwertysaur:Tavrobel
Breine:Leeza
Jiro: Bunny
Tavrobel: Bunny
Old Manus: Christmas
Shiny: Bunny
Sir Lancealot:Bunny
Psychotic:Tavrobel
Raistlin:Christmas
Prediction Party Favourite: Bunny (4/11)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Christmas (3/11)
Leeza.
Why is ShlupQuack nominated? :(
12. Evilest Member - The Heartless Angel Award
EoFF is filled with awful, awful people. Really, I have no idea why anyone would want to come here. But there aren't really many EVIL people, are there? I guess we’ll see. Anyway, here's the list of the people nominated:
Tavrobel: He does seem to act out a lot, doesn’t he? I think he’s overcompensating for the insecure little boy within. Next time he flips out, just pat him on the head and give him a cookie.
Bunny: He tries so hard to be mean, but nobody's buying it from that face. *cheek pinch*
Christmas: Just too obvious. Definitely overcompensating. Maybe penis envy?
Jessweeee♪: ... Really? This was an ironic nomination, right? You people have no sense.
Leeza: Far and away the most evil member at EoFF. There is just no contest here. Have you talked to her? She oozes evil. That nice smiley and kitties she posts everywhere? Just an act -- those kitties will tear you up the moment your back is turned. Now that she is an admin she is just more mad with power.
Kawaii Ryûkishi: He'd be more worthy of it if he was around more. :mad2:
ShlupQuack: She wishes she was evil. Leeza is probably her role model, but she's just not smart enough to have any real inventive cruelty.
And now we have the evilest smiley that won the recent smiley competition to be presented to the evilest member......
:ursula:
That's right, :ursula: won! How can BoB try to remove an award winning smiley! It should be treasured!