STOP STEALING MY GODDAMN SANDCRAWLER!!!
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Originally Posted by Necrotic
Seriously, wtf is this?
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STOP STEALING MY GODDAMN SANDCRAWLER!!!
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Originally Posted by Necrotic
Seriously, wtf is this?
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motiva...upersaiyan.jpgQuote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
That cat is the cutest Goddamn thing ever.
Jiro, you're late. We could have used your help earlier, they were all over the place. Drive my tank.
Has anyone claimed Francis yet? I want to be Francis.
I say these silly zombies need have no lives since they're spamming up our thread and not their own.
(Oh wow, no pun intended.)
That's politics for you. We make your party of sissy boozers cooler anyway.
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE THE APOCALYPSE PARTY IN THE PRIMARY! :D
Of course I wouldn't! What kind of member do you take me for? I would never vote for those disgraceful zombies. :O
:D <3
Sorry I haven't been active the last couple of days, but I've been busy moving - and the internet here sucks so far.. so I have to work some things out before I can fully use it :(
Anyway, I'll have a beer and a smoke tonight and think of all you fellow apocalypse members! :beer:
WROCK ON!
We did not steal the sandcrawler. Zombidovich gave us the keys. :zombert:
Yeah, man. Me. Haha, I already changed my avatar and sig back though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power
Liar!Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
Prove it! :zombert:
Also he might have taken it but I re-styled it in better style than you ever had.
And where do you think Zombidovich got those?Quote:
Originally Posted by Zombiesaur
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He stole them off me. :colbert:
And the cut out the middle man, I stole them off Timekeeper
Yeah, but we're sharing it. We're generous, we just hate zombies.
Exactly. Zombies make things smell. Even worse than all the vomit
Before I go to sleep, I'll leave a bit of anti-undead goodness for you guys. Don't try doing anything stupid against the zombie horde and getting yourselves killed, because I don't want to have to clean up the mess.
In Case of Zombies:
Zombies are not much more than a lumbering mass of flesh. Keep in mind that they're already dead, so they don't feel pain and they don't need their brain or other internal organs to function; in addition to not having theses weaknesses, despite the rotting, their flesh is usually more resistant to damage than the flesh of the living.
Contrary to popular belief, guns are a horribly ineffective way to kill them. Keeping your distance is a good idea but, honestly, you'd do much better to just keep running than to take the time to turn around and shoot. Remember: You may be faster than them, but they don't have to sleep. I know that all of your newfangled video games may make it look cool to you kids, but trust me, don't waste your time with guns.
The best way to deal with them, aside from fire and divine magic, is by severing limbs. A zombie without arms is a zombie with nothing to bash your skull open with. Wide, heavy blades are ideal. A well-placed shot from a shotgun might do the trick once in a while, but using any sort of pistol or rifle is a downright stupid idea.
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In Case of Skeletons:
Skeletons have little to no flesh, and have noticeably harder bones than zombies. Because of this you will probably find that, unlike zombies, it it extremely difficult to cut off a skeleton's limbs with a sharp object. Also, since skeletons are little more than bones, they are an extraordinarily difficult target to hit with bullets; you'll find that, more often than not, your shots will simply pass through the rib cage and do no damage.
However, the lack of flesh leaves little holding the bones in place; a solid blow with a blunt object will either break bones or separate the bones at the joint. Remember, nothing comes together as easily as it comes apart ;)
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Thank you for that very helpful advice.
I'm inventing a gun that fires swords and clubs.
I'm inventing a bun that fires flour and bread-fragments!
Game. Set. Match.
You do understand that large slugs with hollow points can basically destroy a head, limp or torso with one shot, right? Although I agree, shooting with normal bullets seems rather useless unless you can aim really well.Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn
Yes it does make a whole lot of sense... However I don't a gamer would enjoy a game based on real logic!Quote:
Originally Posted by Værn
I'm an excellent shot, I bust heads.
Buuut, just in case...
*invests in a shaolin spade*
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Can't go wrong with that dangerous piece of death dealing goodness.
It's pretty much the perfect zombie killer, aside from my lightsaber.
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Cool, fireworks! I feel so very American right now. :cool:
Great idea! Why didn't we think of this earlier? We blow 'em up and they're off the ballot. :vader:Quote:
Originally Posted by Imperial Essence
Are you kidding me? Do you know how many votes martyrs would get?
Blow away baby :jokey:
Works on so many levels. :smug:Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
Firaga! :vivi:
*uses phoenix down on Zombiesaur*
Owwww, Blind! :vivi:
I said this before, we can smell you. We don't need eyes to kick yo' ass
And you shamble slower than a dead chocobo.
I call upon the raging inferno, lets the flames of hell turn all in your path to ashes. Zombie Ifrit!
Stop playing with fire, you're going to get burned.
You are the hairy one. Hair is flammable, and it smells terrible too. Ifrit, charge.
Sweet, I'll bring the marshmallows. We got a roastin' zombie to toast on
But I don't smell like death. :colbert:
*uses a reflect mote*
Ifrit and me go way back. We went to kindergarten together. This was back when I was tryin' to fit in as a god ya know
Yeah, he said you were a jerk to him and he's mad at you, I think he will enjoy setting you on fire a bit too much.
Oh damn. I didn't think he could change like that. Oh well, guess I just have to hang on to his limited edition shiny pokémon cards
That's why he's mad at you! You took his Charizard and never gave it back!
I'd be pretty pissed too if someone stole my Charizard.
He can just ask for them back, no need to an hero or anything.
I didn't take it G. You got yo facts backways frontways sideways and no tellin' which ways. We traded dem for safe keepin' ya dig. I got his Charizard 'cause he's a hot headed fella if ever there was one
for your water energy what has a ripped corner. He says you told him it was a one of a kind card, and he feels violated and hurt. Now he wants to beat you up.
I hate water, I wouldn't have given him a water card. You got the wrong Ifrit baby
Looks like it's a throwdown between our parties and the Zombies. May the best warriors win! :vader:
We will. :smug:
We did amazingly well for being so trashed all the time.
You had one vote less than the total number in your party :zombert:
*ahem* :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosWookiee
Great work Apocalypse Party! We'll be back next time with even more booze and another epic adventure in the Writer's Corner!
Now let's back the 501st who don't smell bad!
We have space rum, and cooler names!
Let's kill even more zombies! :smug:
Everybody that wants a continued role in the fic must join the 501st. Come on TAP, do the good deed!
What, I don't get a name change? Cam an people!
Hop into the 501st thread and we'll think something up for you, if you like. :D