The EoFF 2010 Ciddies, Stage Three: Winners!

The predictions take a new leader! Who? Wait a ciddie and see.

Most Informative Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Iceglow & I'm my own MILF

The Nominees
Iceglow
I'm my own MILF
JKTrix
Loony BoB
Tavrobel
Yeargdribble

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Tavrobel Genius Lynx: JKTrix Shiny: Yeargdribble Jiro: Tavrobel Breine: Loony BoB Blues Agent: Yeargdribble Raistlin: I'm my own MILF Tavrobel: I'm my own MILF

Goldenboko: Iceglow Rantzien: Iceglow ~*~Celes~*~: Yeargdribble Psychotic: Iceglow Sir Lancealot: I'm my own MILF Miriel: Iceglow Del Murder: Iceglow theundeadhero: I'm my own MILF

Prediction Party Favourite: Iceglow (5/16, 31%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: I'm my own MILF (4/16, 25%)

AG, you missed the ciddie and predictions post :p

Um... what's the Ciddie? :p

Yay guessing games!!

It's all that SoCo xD

He's had like, 5 southern comforts now XD can you tell?

Christmas messed up my prediction by one vote damn you.

Lawl @ the Most Productive Ciddie xD

Glad people liked my speech; it was my first one. I <3 Scruffy.

And to those who voted for me and Raisin for MLT Get Together

BoB has to re-format the post for the fourth time.

This may be a while.

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Life is full of questions. Some of those questions may never ever be answered! However, this list of fine people changes that, as they are so informative in so many ways, it's near impossible not to have all of your questions answered. In fact, if this list of fine people came together and published a book, it would be so awesome that it would explode before anyone could purchase it!

Iceglow: Let's face it, no matter what the subject matter, this guy has an answer for every one of your questions - pretty decent quality at that. Having personally gone to him for tips and advice quite a bit, I can safely say that he is a good source of information.

I'm my own MILF: Yet another excellent source of information, as his intelligence quota is far greater than any superior being's. But seriously, he's a really intelligent guy and he's really kind, too. Knows how to deliver information in understandable ways.

JKTrix: Now, I've never personally gone to him for any sort of information, but considering the fact that he's even made the finalist list must mean something! He's fun to play Halo with, sprockets and all that. And he's really nice :D

Loony BoB: Piecharts, spreadsheets, bar graphs, oh my! This man has it all! He's even the one in charge of the #eoff stats collection! He's got all kinds of information readily available at his fingertips.

Tavrobel: Oh his witty sarcasm just makes him all the better! Once again, not someone I've personally sought information from, but seems credible enough.

Yeargdribble: Let's face it, he's smart and knows what he's talking about. Every time I see a thread in EoEo that he's posted in, even a thread in any of the gaming forums, I know it's a post worth reading - and so I do. Really is a great guy to go to for information!

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Now we're getting somewhere.

Dear Mr. Most informative ciddies winner. Why does this question not ask anything useful?

Steve for most speech bubble.

That was a real nice speech, Kari!

Those who didn't make it...
JKTrix....................11
Loony BoB..................9
I'm my own MILF............7
Tavrobel...................6
RSL........................1

Come on JKTrix or Yearg!

EDIT: oh

thanks rye :jess:

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

And to those who voted for me and Raisin for MLT Get Together

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You love them?

And the Ciddie goes to...
Yeargdribble

Yeargdribble..............16
Iceglow...................13

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

And to those who voted for me and Raisin for MLT Get Together
http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/images/s...cutout-big.jpg

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You love them?

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congrats!

Hell yes, Yearg! I was rooting for you.

Congrats! I still cant pronounce your name though!

Yes, I'm so glad! I love reading his posts.

Now I'm off, and will find out more results tonight when I swing by again.

Good job, Yearg! You deserve it. ;]

Ye arg drib ble. :p

Most Powerful Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Del Murder & Loony BoB

The Nominees
Del Murder
Evastio
fire_of_avalon
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Loony BoB
Marshall Banana
Psychotic
Raistlin
ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Kawaii Ryûkishi Genius Lynx: Del Murder Shiny: fire_of_avalon Jiro: Psychotic Breine: ShlupQuack Blues Agent: Del Murder Raistlin: ShlupQuack Tavrobel: Kawaii Ryûkishi

Goldenboko: Marshall Banana Rantzien: Loony BoB ~*~Celes~*~: fire_of_avalon Psychotic: Del Murder Sir Lancealot: Evastio Miriel: Del Murder Del Murder: Del Murder theundeadhero: Loony BoB

Prediction Party Favourite: Del Murder (5/16, 31%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: fire_of_avalon, Kawaii Ryûkishi, Loony BoB and ShlupQuack (2/16, 13%)

:tpg: :yamete: :tpg:

Del! Del!

I've noticed I have done a pretty :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty job with my predictions so far. :D

foa or Del definitely seem most deserving of this Ciddie.

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Power, many have it and everyone wants it. (Superpower that is. smurf power of position, no one cares about that when there are detailed comic books chronicling your secret second life.) Some people go to extremes to get it, like blowing up their own planet and riding the shock wave to a solar system with an energizing yellow sun. That's right, we know what you did Superman and we're pretty disgusted by it. Or how about those Marvel dicks? They all play with radioactive materials like they're cheap dollar store toys, made to be thrown around willy-nilly and not to be handled with care. “With great power comes great responsibility.” Uncle Ben's words are complete gibberish to a comic series made primarily of teenagers with one track minds.

Now, the people of EoFF are power hungry whores, willing to screw or screw over whomever it takes to improve their standing. Just look at the CK competitions, that :bou::bou::bou::bou: gets crazy. Friends become enemies, pointless tasks are doled out, and when it's all over you find out it was all a cruel joke set up by The Man... and I think the Admin's were in on it too.

You're probably all wondering “What do superpowers have to do with Most Powerful?” It has everything to do with Most Powerful! I'm here to show you just how powerful this year's nominees really are...

Del Murder - Sure, Del Murder talks about “Enforcing” this and “Enforcing” that but what he's really doing is overusing a seemingly harmless word to throw you off of the fact that his name has the word “Murder” in it! And “Del” only helps this theory along. He told me it means “of the”. Of the murder? As in a part of the murder!? He's actually the world's best assassin, hiding here until the heat from his last job dies down a bit. I suspect he'll be sore at me for setting his departure from here back a few more years with this, so keep a look out for if I happen to go missing over the next few days.

Evastio - Evastio started his own country a few years back, you won't find it on a map though. It's located in his basement. He's planning a major offense against the internet and has a stockpile of WMD's hidden in a secret compartment behind his mini-fridge. Of course they're makeshift missiles made of empty soda bottles packed with cherry bombs with cardboard fins glued to the sides. So, y'know, nothing too major yet.

fire_of_avalon – foa is awesome! She can literally awesome you to death. You'll have to ask her how she does it, but then you run the risk of it happening to you.

Kawaii Ryukishi - Kishi once turned on a Gamma Ray Creation Station in the hopes of killing his intellectual competition. It didn't really work out the way he planned and he has since gone into hiding. There have been confirmed sightings of a tentacled monster destroying down-town San Francisco, a beast he frequently talked about spawning.

Loony BoB - We're always making jokes about how BoB has all these charts and graphs of “useless” things, but think of it like this: You may have let slip some information that, at the time, may have seemed trivial and unimportant but now could come back to haunt you should someone feel the need to go digging for it, but BoB knows exactly where to find it in his files. Powerful stuff.

Marshall Banana – She has a secret. She actually loves bacon and hates strawberries. It's all a part of an elaborate April Fool's Day joke she's been planning for years. That's a powerful resolve if you ask me.

Psychotic – He's the fun Admin, and if you don't agree you get thrown into the Cage or tortured with set changes and embarrassing custom titles. His one weakness is real life. Outside of the internet he is powerless.

Raistlin – Raistlin powerful? Ahahahahahaha. Hahaha. Ahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Oh wow. Thank you whoever nominated him. I needed that.

ShlupQuack – Like all great superheroines, Shlup has a gravity defying rack. “So what” you might be saying, “That's no superpower” but you forget her age. You'd be lucky if yours didn't need to be tucked into your pants at 84. She's also not afraid to use her... *ahem* “assets” to get ahead. How else do you think she made Admin.

See what I'm saying? Superpowered! This is the stuff comics are made of! Each of these members are most deserving of this award. They all hold sway with the goings on of the boards. If I were to pick the person that I think would win this award I'd say it would have to be- *shot by Del Murder*

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Prediction standings:

Briene~ 10
Miriel~ 10
Shiny~ 10
Qwerty~ 9
Jiro~ 9
Rantz~ 9
Del~ 9
Raist~ 8
Tav~ 8
Boko~ 8
Celes~ 8
Psy~ 7
tuh~ 7
B. Agent~ 7
Lynx~ 6
Sir Lancelot~ 4

You're a good spokesperson, Eric!

I'm doing much better with the predictions this time than I usually do :bigsmile:

I got I think one right xD

Those who didn't make it...
Kawaii Ryûkishi............7
Loony BoB..................7
Psychotic..................7
Marshall Banana............6
Evastio....................5
Raistlin...................4
fire_of_avalon.............3
RSL........................1

Wooo I'm close to the top!

@Raistlin: All I can think about is how much worse my life would be if you actually had any admin powers yourself. And I am strangely relieved.

ETA: Oh snap, I missed a whole page.

Eight Celes. The 8 symbol stands for eight :p

Oh rats. Knew I should have chose Del.

Can Del enforce the boobies, or will the boobies enforce him?

And the Ciddie goes to...
ShlupQuack

ShlupQuack................15
Del Murder.................9

Oh smurf. This may be my favorite Ciddie ever.

Shlupsen mich in der Quacke!

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Originally Posted by hero in the future

Breine pulls ahead with the predictions

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Yay Shlup!

Best Returning Member
Last winner: N/A
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Chri$
Christmas
Citizen Bleys
fire_of_avalon
Rodarian
Shorty
The Man

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Christmas Genius Lynx: Christmas Shiny: Christmas Jiro: Christmas Breine: fire_of_avalon Blues Agent: Citizen Bleys Raistlin: Christmas Tavrobel: Christmas

Goldenboko: Rodarian Rantzien: fire_of_avalon ~*~Celes~*~: Christmas Psychotic: Christmas Sir Lancealot: fire_of_avalon Miriel: fire_of_avalon Del Murder: Christmas theundeadhero: Rodarian

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (9/16, 56%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: fire_of_avalon (4/16, 25%)

I don't recognize my name without the ~*~ ;-;

You can't make me go to my room! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!

Wtf? Shlup, who is consistently made my bitch whenever we actually confront each other, gets more votes than Del and foa combined?

Each and every one of you has serious mental problems. Unless Shlup was soliciting votes from you like the expert she is, in which case I can sort of understand.

Ohh, look, Ciddies.

Blah blah blah

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Most Powerful Member
ShlupQuack................15
Raistlin...................4

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How do you like that? Don't you forget it, bish.

To the winner of this ciddie: WELCOME BACK!!!!! :bounce:

Apparently I'm supposed to post my own speech. Maybe AG's too drunk to find it.

People betray us by leaving, and then they try to win back our favor by returning. Why do you all continually fall for it? Kick their back-stabbing asses to the curb. Except for foa because she’d hurt me. Here are the nominees:

Chri$: he should lose this and any other award for the unforgiveable use of the dollar sign in place of the “s.” I distinctly remember the “Chris” account which was banned, so there’s no excuse.

Christmas: this new award is almost obnoxiously designed for her to win every 6 months, so I had to vote against her out of principle.

Citizen Bleys: Oh, Plushiebunny, you try to stay away forever, but you never can. :love:

fire_of_avalon: foa is a major BAMF, but I question whether she was really gone: she remained a CK and was intermittently active.

Rodarian: Rod was certainly gone for a while, but his presence just serves to boost BoB’s ego in showing a rare actual impact for one of his ideas.

Shorty: I don’t really know her, but I disapprove of short people on principle.

The Man: Like Christmas, when you come-and-go so much, you shouldn’t be voted for. Plus, it’s The Man; do we really want to give him any more incentive to come back next time?

Wind Shear, here!

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Kick their back-stabbing asses to the curb. Except for foa because she’d hurt me.

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love you too WesLY :monster:

Those who didn't make it...
The Man...................12
Citizen Bleys..............7
Rodarian...................5
Shorty.....................5
Chri$......................4
RSL........................1

I voted for The Man I think.

foa takes on Christmas. cue the dramatic music!

Maybe one day we'll convince Bleys to stay :(

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foa takes on Christmas. cue the dramatic music!

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whoops i forgot to care

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

foa takes on Christmas. cue the dramatic music!

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whoops i forgot to care

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Bitter much?

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foa takes on Christmas. cue the dramatic music!

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whoops i forgot to care

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Bitter much?

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What were they up for again? I really havn't been paying alot of attention :spin:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas

Christmas.................16
fire_of_avalon............13

Best returning member :p

You people are fickle sheep.

In these Ciddies: Award Guy takes all the flavour to an external conversation and only posts raw data!

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Best returning member :p

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Did they leave... welcome back foa and christmas :)

All these random other posts in between announcing what the award is, and who got it, is making me lose track on who's winning what if I'm honest.

BUT CONGRATS ANYWAY!!!!! :confused:

xD It saves on post counts, at least

Worst Username
Last winner: Linus (EoFF Awards, December 2000)
Nomination Leader: BarelySeeAtAll & The Shoeless Hobo

The Nominees
BarelySeeAtAll
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Laddy
Meat Puppet
seiferalmasy2
The Shoeless Hobo

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: The Shoeless Hobo Genius Lynx: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Shiny: BarelySeeAtAll Jiro: The Shoeless Hobo Breine: BarelySeeAtAll Blues Agent: Laddy Raistlin: seiferalmasy2 Tavrobel: seiferalmasy2

Goldenboko: Laddy Rantzien: seiferalmasy2 ~*~Celes~*~: The Shoeless Hobo Psychotic: seiferalmasy2 Sir Lancealot: BarelySeeAtAll Miriel: Laddy Del Murder: seiferalmasy2 theundeadhero: seiferalmasy2

Prediction Party Favourite: seiferalmasy2 (6/16, 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: BarelySeeAtAll, Laddy and The Shoeless Hobo (3/16, 19%)

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And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas

Christmas.................16
fire_of_avalon............13

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Bah! So close to an upset! That would've been my favorite Ciddies prediction if foa had come out on top. :(

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All these random other posts in between announcing what the award is, and who got it, is making me lose track on who's winning what if I'm honest.

BUT CONGRATS ANYWAY!!!!! :confused:

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Yay you're up!! Fingers crossed for you :)

I hope you all socked it to Lonny by voting for the Shoeless Hobo, but my faith in you all wanting to give him the finger is not very strong.

Let's all say goodbye to her until December now.

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Award twenty-eight should be viewed as an intervention, a sign that people love you, but you require help!

Like earthquakes, bad names happen; Jarvis and Shasta are natural disasters and the only malevolent power at work there were terrible parents! It is out of our hands, though luckily Jarvis and Shasta both can go change their names when they get a chance...or they can hang themselves, whichever works best!

Usernames, though, are the handwrought children of our own introspection; a snapshot of who we think we are and what we like and in what year we were born! With some creativity, a truly great username can be born, something inspired and fantastic, something that oozes a singular sign pointing out you from the rest of the world!

But! But by the same token, it also rests in your hands the chance of forging misery and dejection, creating a username so bad, eyes roll upon its reading and you find yourself with a slew of nicknames which all avoid your own terrible choice of letters, numbers, and/or symbols! Your username is a sign alright; a sign that you need a second party to help choose a name instead of letting you to your own devices! We apologize, but we mean these nominations for the best!

BarelySeeAtAll, we know not what you see in the least regarding this name; should we best ignore your posts, are you condemned to some blindness, or is there a more oblique reference which defies discovery?! We are not seeing at all what you want out of this name! As a stranger, maybe my one opinion is not so great, but there appears to be others who feel the same way!

By the grace of error, Hypoallergenic Cactuar falls upon this list! This name, as we all know, is a monument to a unique mind paired with an extrordinary sense of brilliance! I may be alone in this thought, as others might stumble over a large word or not know a creature from the Final Fantasy series! "Hypo-(mumble-mumble)?" "He misspelled 'cactus', no?!" I believe it great that there exists an allergen-free spine-shooting monster of plush and painful persuasions, but evidently others think you need therapy!

Ah, Laddy! Ever the disappointing name for a wonderful personality we all know throughout General Chat! Just a shy better than Whitey, Laddy is the embodiment of something wrong; not quite a Scottish laddie, and perfectly able to defy painting a picture of person we read in text! The best conclusion we can draw from the name is its owner has boy parts (can we say penis?!)! Stunning blandness aside, the lad behind the name is great and we are glad he overcame the hurdle that is his name! If you like the "ie" sound, might we recommend Corgi!?

Again with disgraceful mistakes! Meat Puppet deserves low bows and hats taken off for the shy eloquence he donned with this moniker! Simply from the name, we know he is made of meat and this meat is manipulated to perform! Were I not inextricably tied to this name, Meat Puppet II would be my next alias! While other people might find a literal meat puppet disgusting and thus carry that abhorrence to the name, his commentary on the human mindset and focus on physical appearances does not escape me!

On a Final Fantasy forum, perhaps the the biggest faux pas is naming oneself after something in the series (ignore my praise of the cactus earlier)! We all know you like Final Fantasy; you post on a message board about the video game series! As evident as this is, people often decide to mark this obvious interest in a name, and seiferalmasy2 sadly falls into this category! Dare I tell him about my romantic dream where he gets a name change!?

A shod hobo we could forgive, but The Shoeless Hobo,never! In a stellar departure from his namesake, our Hobo clearly uses a computer and most likely wear shoes! Why the deception?! We can only speculate his disgust at seeing homeless people wearing shoes eventually led to a breakdown whilst playing Final Fantasy VII and he began his Internet crusade to de-shoe the wino population! Parade your agenda elsewhere, you hobo-hating, uh, Hobo, like under the freeway or in the boxwoods at Roosevelt Park!

Wronged individuals aside, this crowd of misfits is clearly packing some heat, but which of these hapless misnomers are going to go home with a .gif image of Cid's head?!

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Best returning member :p

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Did they leave... welcome back foa and christmas :)

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foa went on a journey to be a BAMF (it was a huge success) and Christmas vanishes after bursts of activity around the time of the ciddies :p

Just remember Amanda, with great power comes great responsibility...

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Just remember Amanda, with great power comes great responsibility...

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Del Murder for MLT be Spiderman :ciddie:

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Just remember Amanda, with great power comes great responsibility...

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Does this make Raistlin the Green Goblin?

:ciddie:

Those who didn't make it...
The Shoeless Hobo..........9
Laddy......................5
Meat Puppet................4
Hypoallergenic Cactuar.....3
RSL........................1

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Does this make Raistlin the Green Goblin?

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I'm quite obviously Venom, thankyouverymuch.

Whoo, came in time to miss posting my speech!

JUFUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! NO! Third place again and this time it wasn't even me!

Also on reflection of Ciddie #50, I guess it actually makes Raistlin Mary-Jane.

And the Ciddie goes to...
seiferalmasy2

seiferalmasy2.............27
BarelySeeAtAll............14

I'm changing my name to shiny2.

Well that was a hell of a win. Or loss. I'm not sure what you'd call scooping this Ciddie.

almost twice the amount of votes the second place member got :p

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And the Ciddie goes to...
seiferalmasy2

seiferalmasy2.............27
BarelySeeAtAll............14

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Aw but BarelySeeAtAll was gunna change her name to Honey Nut if she won :(

It is a truly terrible name.

I'm still honoured to have been nominated :p from Lady of the Sheep to BarelySeeAtAll got me somewhere! :jess: congrats for having a worse username!

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Does this make Raistlin the Green Goblin?

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I'm quite obviously Venom, thankyouverymuch.

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Ohohoho, it's kind of cute that you think that.

I've seen pics of you though; def. Green Goblin.

Who is Aunt May then? :p

That doesn't explain your continual demand of pictures of me shirtless. :p

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Evastio
Nomination Leader: Evastio

The Nominees
Evastio
Future Esthar
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Psychotic
Rodarian
Shiny

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Future Esthar Genius Lynx: Rodarian Shiny: Evastio Jiro: Future Esthar Breine: Evastio Blues Agent: Evastio Raistlin: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Tavrobel: Future Esthar

Goldenboko: Future Esthar Rantzien: Rodarian ~*~Celes~*~: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Psychotic: Rodarian Sir Lancealot: Future Esthar Miriel: Evastio Del Murder: Future Esthar theundeadhero: Laddy

Prediction Party Favourite: Future Esthar (6/16, 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Evastio (4/16, 25%)

Go weird people!

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Go weird people!

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Cause you're a weirdo.

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My god why do I keep coming back to this thing? I work and slave and you people don’t even give me the proper recognition I deserve! I mean how long have I been here, and not ONCE have I been nominated for Most Hardcore Gamer. I played freakin’ Bahamut Lagoon, Dual Orb 2, Live-a-live, and Treasures of Rudra. I bet you people don’t even know what those games are! Hell, I started of Agarest War on hard mode. I’ve owned every current generation console. I beat Sleeping Table in Persona 3 on hard mode! What does it take to be recognized as a badass? T-bagging people on Halo!?

Wait a minute, this really isn’t the topic at hand, is it? Come to think of it, what am I doing here? And why are you people just standing around there listening to my ramblings? It’s not like any thing important is going on, is it?

Actually, let me just check the date here and….

Oh wow, it’s Ciddies time already. I wonder what new awards are up this time? Hey, here is an interesting one, “Not notice winning this ciddie’, that sounds like one I’d at least be considered for. Let’s check the nominees, shall we?

There’s BG-57, blues agent, and….

WHERE THE HELL AM I? You know what, screw whatever plans you had originally made. What ciddie are we on, weirdest member? Guess what, whoever you had planned to do this speech, isn’t’ going to anymore. Instead you all get to hear me ramble on some nonsense, how do you like that one?

*Hears some whispers off stage*

So wait, I was suppose to be doing the weirdest member speech? Since when? What do you mean I agreed to this?

Well fine, I’ll do it anyway, but what exactly should I talk about? I mean theirs that one creepy euro guy on our list, the supposed ‘hard core’ gamer who likes to T-bag people. I mean, I guess that’s weird. And he does have a creepy walrus obsession.

Then there is that dude who makes theories. A lot of them. He probably has made more game theories then I have made coherent thoughts.

Then there’s the corgie loving hippy. And I think an Irish dude is in love with him.

I guess I could go into the dude who wears girl pants, and who may or may not be 12.

Then there’s the black chick. At least I recall her being black. Sparkly was it? Yeah, that sounds about right.

Then there is creepy guy. Really that can define any of the guys on this list, so I guess this descriptor really doesn’t help any, especially since you can’t just use the process of elimination, cause there are still two people left. But for lack of motivation, I declare them a single entity.

Really, I got nothing strange to share about any of these people. I don’t know why I bothered to agree to this. So, I guess I’ll just skip any pointless rabble and just give you the winner of the Weirdest Member.

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27: Weirdest Member

You know, as I was writing this speech, the cursor that blinks to let you know where you're typing mysteriously went away.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l1...8z2ro1_500.png

I was once told that if you know where you're going, the facts don't matter, and the facts don't count. It just doesn't, as long as you know where to go and that you have a map on how to get there. That's a law of success: and it represents learning from those who have been before you if you really don't know, and that if you have a goal, or a dream, you can get there.

But sometimes, these people are just plain weirdos. No one gets what they're thinking, and no one gets what they plan to do. It's just baffling, confusing, and in all manners, just... wtf? srsly

I'm sure each one of them is weird in their own, unique ways, but I don't imagine that if we are voting on the idea, then it takes one to know one?

Evastio
Future Esthar
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Laddy
NorthernChaosGod
Psychotic
Rodarian
Shiny

See, people say that weird has a negative connotation. So, if I talk about it, I think I'll get in more trouble than it's worth. All I can say is, they are a combination of anti-social tendencies, odd methods of thought, seclusion, and too much time being different, simply because of reputation. Who cares about the glamour? I could be in my own universe now.

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I normunated someone else for this, but they didn't go through. :(

Post.

PUSH BABY PUSH! GET THAT THING RUNNING

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I normunated someone else for this, but they didn't go through. :(

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Those who didn't make it...
Rodarian...................9
Evastio....................7
Psychotic..................6
Laddy......................4
Shiny......................3
NorthernChaosGod...........1
RSL........................1

quirky little sun smiley

"I need posts so I can push and push and get things through!" - Loony BoB

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How many second accounts do you have, qwerty?!

The cactus or the guy making theories about the cactus...

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How many second accounts do you have, qwerty?!

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And the Ciddie goes to...
Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Hypoallergenic Cactuar....15
Future Esthar.............13

That weirdo. Why'd I befriended him in the first place again? xD J/k Ilu man.

WELL DONE WEIRDO!!! <3

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you need to post the image itself to scare me :doublecolbert:

qwerty, Levian, Shiny, and Lightening are all the same people.

Seeing the name in such big letters, I finally figured out the inspiration for it. :choc2:

HC, woo.

Is this awesome? yes/no

Y

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

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So you have two imaginary fake accounts.

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Is this awesome? yes/no

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doorknob pie :p

Funniest Member
Last winner: Flying Mullet
Nomination Leader: Psychotic and Quin

The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
Flying Mullet
Kyle
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Quin
Rantzien
Sagensyg
ShlupQuack

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Meat Puppet Genius Lynx: Psychotic Shiny: Quin Jiro: Quin Breine: Quin Blues Agent: Psychotic Raistlin: Psychotic Tavrobel: Psychotic

Goldenboko: Kyle Rantzien: Psychotic ~*~Celes~*~: Psychotic Psychotic: Quin Sir Lancealot: Del Murder Miriel: ShlupQuack Del Murder: Psychotic theundeadhero: Psychotic

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (8/16, 50%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Quin (4/16, 25%)

I was asking the guy himself :p

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Paul is awesome at making me giggle, SO GO PAUL

Then again, so is Loony Boob at the moment..

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avat...tar33568_4.gif

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So you have two imaginary fake accounts.

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Yes.

I want Quin to win for predictions sake, but I voted for Kyle.

Gooo Meat puppet!

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

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import java.util.ArrayList;
/**
* Speech for Ciddies summer 2010
* category helpful techy
*
* @author qwertysaur
* @version 6.20.10
*/


public class HelpfulTechy extends Ciddie{

  /**
  * fields
  */


private Arraylist NomineeList;
 public Host AwardGuy;
 
  /**
  * Constructor for this speech
  */


  public HelpfulTechy(){
      NomineeList = new ArrayList;
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee FlyingMullet);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee LoonyBoB);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee Mirage);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee o_O);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee Rantzien);
      printBlurbs();
      giveCiddie();
    }

  /**
  *method to print the speech blurbs
  */


    protected void printBlurbs(){
      System.out.println("Here is a little info about each nominee");
      FlyingMullet.print();
      LoonyBoB.print();
      Mirage.print();
      o_O.print();
      Rantzien.print();
      }

  /**
  * method to award the ciddie
  */


    protected void giveCiddie(){
      String winner = "";
      int temp = 0;
      for(int index = 0; index < NomineeList.size; index++){
          int count = NomineeList.get(index).getVoteCount();
          if (count >> temp){
                temp = count;
                winner = NomineeList.get(index).getName();
              } 
            }
      AwardGuy.awardCiddie(winner);
      }
}

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-5 marks for using protected like a sissy bitch

xD

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

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import java.util.ArrayList;
/**
* Speech for Ciddies summer 2010
* category helpful techy
*
* @author qwertysaur
* @version 6.20.10
*/


public class HelpfulTechy extends Ciddie{

  /**
  * fields
  */


private Arraylist NomineeList;
 public Host AwardGuy;
 
  /**
  * Constructor for this speech
  */


  public HelpfulTechy(){
      NomineeList = new ArrayList;
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee FlyingMullet);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee LoonyBoB);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee Mirage);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee o_O);
      NomineeList.add(new Nominee Rantzien);
      printBlurbs();
      giveCiddie();
    }

  /**
  *method to print the speech blurbs
  */


    protected void printBlurbs(){
      System.out.println("Here is a little info about each nominee");
      FlyingMullet.print();
      LoonyBoB.print();
      Mirage.print();
      o_O.print();
      Rantzien.print();
      }

  /**
  * method to award the ciddie
  */


    protected void giveCiddie(){
      String winner = "";
      int temp = 0;
      for(int index = 0; index < NomineeList.size; index++){
          int count = NomineeList.get(index).getVoteCount();
          if (count >> temp){
                temp = count;
                winner = NomineeList.get(index).getName();
              } 
            }
      AwardGuy.awardCiddie(winner);
      }
}

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-5 marks for using protected like a sissy bitch

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It's for the same reason I used a public field :p

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In this speech, I will make fun of Meat Puppet. Read on if this interests you!

In choosing EoFF's funniest member, there are many things to consider. However, as we all know, the only real way of measuring how funny someone is, is by the reputation feature. "Helpful", the description says? Helpful to someone who has AIDS from not laughing enough, maybe! "Constructive", it says? Constructive... for my diaphragm! Therefore, your reputation is the only accurate measure of your funniness. More specifically, getting repped by Meat Puppet? Makes you a high roller, baby. It's like playing poker with a wildcard.

I'm now going to abuse my admin powers to invade on everybody's* privacy! Hold on to your hats!!!
* mostly Meat Puppet's

• blackmage_nuke is one of those guys who would probably have been a CK by now if he had a funny name like Black Mage Puke instead so people didn't mistake him for a newbie. His reputation status? Cold! Although the reps he has gotten has shown a fair amount of satisfaction. But here's the kicker... Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! This is his judgement:
  
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  Thread had potential but instead birthed lots of failed jokes. Repping for potential though

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  Pretty insensitive comment, Meat Puppet! Nice going!
  
  
• Del Murder is funny! He told a joke back in '07 that I'll never forget! Ha ha ha! His reputation status? Oooh, ice cold. I won't mention the amount of people who have repped him in the last 6 months out of respect for the man, but let me give you a hint: they can be counted on three fingers. Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Better luck next time, Del? :greenie:
  
  
• Flying Mullet has that funny monkey with glasses as his avatar. His greatest comedic achievement? I think so. His reputation status? Cold again! One of those he gave himself using a second account. Oh Mullet, if you wanted a higher reputation, all you had to do was ask. :shobon: But! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes!
  
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  Do we want to know what post that was left for? I think we'll leave that one alone. Ignorance is bliss!
  
  
• Kyle is that guy who hides in the shadows until he comes out to make a post that's bound to make you either laugh or cry. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/emo.gif His reputation status? Yet another cold! Might Kyle be too emo for us all? Hey, but at least he made that creepy ass video where he talked about EoFFers to a stuffed alien! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/rain.gif
  
  
• Meat Puppet himself? This could prove interesting! Let's see what we have. His reputation status? Hot as hell! Meat Puppet has in fact racked up one of the highest reps around. From this you'd think he was the certain winner, but... Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Looks like you're out of luck, champ. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/gatorshrug.gif
  
  
• Psychotic is a usual suspect for this award. Then again, Hitler was a usual suspect for, uh, being a pretty cool guy? By the people who voted for him, I guess? Yes yes, I know! Hitler analogies are all the rage! They're the best! His reputation status? So hot! While most people are lucky to get one person repping a funny post, this guy gets three people repping one of his! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! But it was for a serious post. http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Emoticons/sad.gif
  
  
• Quin more like Quinnuendo! Yep, most of the jokes here are either sex related or regarding bodily functions. Very classy. Typical brit! His reputation status? Kinda hot-ish! I guess some people enjoy his lewd creations! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? Yes! Might he have a chance? How atrocious if so!
  
  
• Rantzien funny? B- but he's Scandinavian! I think we all know Scandinavians are almost Russians, and the only funny thing about Russians are those hats. His reputation status? Lukewarm! While not entirely freezing, it's hardly comparable to the above three. Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. Pretty loser-ish, Rantzien!
  
  
• Sagensyg is short and black (it never gets tired! LOL!). Plenty of humour potential there, as anyone who watched Diff'rent Strokes will attest to. His reputation status? Oh dear. Oh dearie me. Antarctica. I mean, I guess, since he haven't posted much... Nah, let's attribute it to his race and small stature as well. Ha ha ha! Has he been repped by Meat Puppet? No. :greenie:
  
  
• ShlupQuack is... a girl? As a Funniest Member finalist? Did someone do the math wrong? Her reputation status? Lukewarm. About the same temperature as her (SPOILER)heating pad. Has she been repped by Meat Puppet? No. What did you expect :lol:

Ah well! That's the last 6 months of reputation for some supposedly funny members of EoFF! Now to see who the kuh-razay voters has brought forth as their champion!

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Edit: Best formatted speech? ^

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

-5 marks for using protected like a sissy bitch

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xD

I like the pretty colors in that speech :p

Lulzworthy!

colors

I'm drawn to them

That was a very entertaining speech, Rantz. Job well done.

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Originally Posted by Rantzien's speech

I won't mention the amount of people who have repped him in the last 6 months out of respect for the man, but let me give you a hint: they can be counted on three fingers.

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First speech to actually make me laugh out loud.

FEEDING SMITZY!!!

WE BUILT THIS CIDDIE ON ROCK AND ROLLLL~~~

I WAS JUST FEEDING MYSELF!

God, guys. Del Murder for Most Underrated in December. :(

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Those who didn't make it...
ShlupQuack.................9
Del Murder.................8
Kyle.......................7
Flying Mullet..............4
Meat Puppet................4
blackmage_nuke.............3
Rantzien...................3
RSL........................1
Sagensyg...................1

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

FEEDING SMITZY!!!

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PICTURES PLEASE! :D :D :D

*waits for the gay pride parade to pass to cross the street*

Go quin!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic

Psychotic.................11
Quin......................10

:lol:

Another one of my predictions loss by one vote. :(

here comes the sweepmaster!

Psychotic always wins :mad:

wooo~~~

I'm ready for you, Paul :aimkiss: *prepares*

well it did fall on the two genuinely funniest members here so i'm ok with that

Congrats, Psy :D Itbt, most of the nominees are funny in their own ways!

Best Visitor Messager
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: Christmas

The Nominees
Christmas
Kyle
Quin
Rantzien

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Christmas Genius Lynx: Christmas Shiny: Christmas Jiro: Christmas Breine: Christmas Blues Agent: Christmas Raistlin: Christmas Tavrobel: Christmas

Goldenboko: Kyle Rantzien: Christmas ~*~Celes~*~: Christmas Psychotic: Christmas Sir Lancealot: Christmas Miriel: Rantzien Del Murder: Christmas theundeadhero: Christmas

Prediction Party Favourite: Christmas (14/16, 88%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Kyle and Rantzien (2/16, 13%)

We all know Christmas won this one. :p

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Congrats, Psy :D Itbt, most of the nominees are funny (looking) in their own ways!

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Yay VMers!

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Originally Posted by Rantzien

Congrats, Psy :D Itbt, most of the nominees are funny in their own ways!

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Ys they're all equal but some are more equal than others.

Kyle needs to win this one at least once in his lifetime! But yeah, this is probably that landslide one xD

This is why I turn off my Visitor Messages Usernotes.

Good job, Psyboy! I liked the speech too. I will have to top it in December.

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

I still remember my first visitor message, way back in the day. Ever since, I've had crazy amounts of fun popping in people's profiles at random and leaving messages. Silly, happy, cheer-you-ups, any kind depending on the situation. It always leaves a fuzzy feeling with me when someone messages back or messages me first! Makes my day so much sunnier~

EoFF, you have nominated the following for best visitor messager:

Christmas - Oh man, she's so brilliantly random! I always love hearing from her :D

Kyle - To be honest, I don't think I've messaged with him, but he's adorable, so I bet his messages are too! <3

Quin - So brilliantly amusing that it's fantastic :D

Rantzien - Such a sweetheart, also very funny.

To be the best visitor messager requires skill and perserverence! Also sexy legs but we won't go there :D So, who has what it takes, EoFF? YOU decide!

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that's a cute speech :p

Third for funniest? Sweet.

Those who didn't make it...
Kyle.......................7
Quin.......................5
RSL........................1

I'm sure it's no coincidence that after you post some pictures, your votes for Sexiest go down, but your votes for Funniest go up. :p

EDIT: to Shlup.

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m...uwafuwa_06.gif

And the Ciddie goes to...
Christmas

Christmas.................39
Rantzien...................8

yikes!

Usernotes.
Never forget.

Yay Christmas! I figured she'd sweep at some award.

Congrats!

Holy crap.

Aww hell naw what's up dawg I didn't just beat Kyle for this again :(

Edit: Whoa that was a landslide indeed xD

that was expected :p

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

that's a cute speech :p

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thank you! :jess:

xD 8 posts at the same time. (9 if you incluse the forums posting celes's twice because it got confused)

Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Melissaur
Rantzien
Roogle
rubah

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: rubah Genius Lynx: Roogle Shiny: Melissaur Jiro: Rantzien Breine: rubah Blues Agent: Melissaur Raistlin: rubah Tavrobel: rubah

Goldenboko: Roogle Rantzien: rubah ~*~Celes~*~: Melissaur Psychotic: rubah Sir Lancealot: rubah Miriel: rubah Del Murder: rubah theundeadhero: Roogle

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (9/16, 56%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Melissaur and Roogle (3/16, 19%)

As per tradition (and sense), the revelations for Best Chatter will be done in #eoff before here.

WE LOVE YOU #EOFF! !

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Originally Posted by ~*~Celes~*~

Oh to be one of the few who actually venture deep into the throes of the dungeons of #eoff dom, where nothing ever makes a lick of sense. But in all honesty, that's kind of the rule of #eoff: there are no rules. But that's okay, we all come out of it barely alive! :D

Here are the suspects candidates for BEST CHATTER IN ALL OF #EOFF LAND:

Melissaur: #eoff's sweetheart. Always ready with <3s and lots of love, so very fun to chat with! Also has a beautiful baby <3 I love you LISSA

Rantzien: feeds Fujiko too much glitter, but that's okay, we love it when she sparkles. He's very Sweedish and fun to chat with! I love you, Rantzy Pantzy~

Roogle: Oh lordy, where to start! Roo is the man behind Dokal, which is an epic event loved by all! You can't participate if you don't tell him your full name and show you a picture of yourself, though. I LOVE YOU ROO

rubah: The leading lady of Dokal, also fun to chat with. Lets Lola talk to us from time to time. Likes tentacles. I LOVE YOU RUBAH

Who do YOU choose, Face Ketchum?!

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#EOFF misses you Resha!

go rubah!

Makes me wish I went on chat more just to witness these heroes in action :p

And the Ciddie goes to...
Melissaur

Melissaur.................16
Roogle....................14
rubah.....................14
Rantzien..................12
RSL........................1

Blues Agent, Celes, and me were the only ones to predict that. Good job guys!

omg I was going to post that I knew the winner already, but then I come back, hit "Reply" and here was AG's post.

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Congrats to the winner! :-*

Yay Mellisaur :p

:heart:

Which puts you in a 3-way tie for second.

Best Spammer
Last winner: Christmas
Nomination Leader: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

The Nominees
Baloki
Christmas
Del Murder
Hypoallergenic Cactuar
Meat Puppet
NorthernChaosGod
Old Manus
Quin

Who they predicted to win...

qwertysaur: Baloki Genius Lynx: Christmas Shiny: Meat Puppet Jiro: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Breine: Quin Blues Agent: Old Manus Raistlin: Quin Tavrobel: Quin

Goldenboko: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Rantzien: Quin ~*~Celes~*~: Baloki Psychotic: Hypoallergenic Cactuar Sir Lancealot: Quin Miriel: Old Manus Del Murder: Quin theundeadhero: Hypoallergenic Cactuar

Prediction Party Favourite: Quin (6/16, 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Hypoallergenic Cactuar (4/16, 25%)

Baloki left his fursuit in this speech, and I really don't know where it has been so I'm writing around it, so bear with me. Baloki has a knack for making threads that scream to be closed, usually referring to an inside joke about BoB that he forgot to tell others about before making it. Rumor has it that his goal in life is to have one reach the second page of posts before foa beats up the thread for not making sense.

EDIT: This speech originally is in separate posts. I'll put all of them together for sake of making it easier to read all of them together. Under the spoiler

(SPOILER)
[q]Baloki left his fursuit in this speech, and I really don't know where it has been so I'm writing around it, so bear with me. Baloki has a knack for making threads that scream to be closed, usually referring to an inside joke about BoB that he forgot to tell others about before making it. Rumor has it that his goal in life is to have one reach the second page of posts before foa beats up the thread for not making sense.[/q]

[q]Christmas is here again bring Ciddie HATE to all the lands of EoFF. Using the power of HATE Christmas does bring a ton of fun events for all to enjoy, she also has a strong habit to post whatever she feels, a lesson learned from one of her mentors, Quina. Usually when posting she has one of three expressions. , , and . Sometimes all three at once![/q]

[q]Del Murder, the second in command of the Spam Brigade, a group which was before this writers time. Another student of Quina, this member enforces the right to spam. Unless it's Baloki, who's spam even he purges because he does not understand the furry spam ways.[/q]

[q]1000 needles! Hypoallergenic Cactuar has a degree in this art, and each ping is minor, but the buildup will cause much damage very quickly. Unfortunately he is currently lost searching for pudding. Call him back with the power of Jumbo cactuar! [/q]

[q]Meat Puppet has a way with posts. Read one way, they are the path to enlightenment. However, most can not see that, and as such spam is the only definition that can be given them.[/q]

[q]NorthernChaosGod is using a recipe that is perfect for spam. 50% whats on his mind. 50% Attraction to boobies. 50% Chaos. a potent mix sure to make a lot of posts.[/q]

[q]Old Manus is forever lock in battle with Christmas. He spams with a cause, to fight her is an epic battle not fit for mortal eyes. [/q]

[q]Quin is this awards other hyper spammer, along with the cactus. His strongest attack, crossdressing is his secret. To be saved for when the picture thread least expects it.[/q]

Obligatory filler spam.

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SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS

Christmas is here again bring Ciddie HATE to all the lands of EoFF. Using the power of HATE Christmas does bring a ton of fun events for all to enjoy, she also has a strong habit to post whatever she feels, a lesson learned from one of her mentors, Quina. Usually when posting she has one of three expressions. :bigsmile:, :kaoclove:, and :mymelbert:. Sometimes all three at once!

You're doing it wrong! :nonono: