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Attachment 35393This happens when my husband pisses me off. He found out the hard way.
Haha, I love that last pic. The second one is great as well.
Genji you should play the Joker. That's one smurfing creepy grin. In a good way.
EDIT: And Cloud Strife777 you sure picked a fine looking lady. :up: Good job.
I get the Joker all the time. If you think that's a creepy grin then you haven't seen me actually smile.
Fujiko is the perfect woman but she's a close second
What if she is talking about Genji? u mad?
I said already. No way girlversiongenji is no. 2. Maybe 9. boyversiongenji's a little higher. Mainly because I've kinda got a thing for the Grinch, but that's just between me n you, got it?
u jelly.
Get off my nuts or you're gonna taste some jelly.
I don't think it's supposed to be jelly-like. You might want to have that looked at.
...Yeah, no. Gelatinous testicles are not what I want to be reading about when I come to the picture thread. Total boner killer.
Dude, I didn't even think of that, I'm so sorry. Blame Juli though.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1...ndouchegod.jpg
There, got your boner back now?
Only because of those old ass Xbox controllers.
...
There's no way that's Julian.
He's too hot to be Julie.
I want to comment on how blind you people are for not realizing that was him right off the bat, but then that could be seen as sticking up for Julian and I don't want that.
DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY, AMIRITE!?
I am attracted to NCG.
Grow hair back NOW! You look like the lead guitarist for a black sabbath cover band, which is awesome on every level!
A Black Sabbath cover band? That's hardly a compliment. That's pretty much every High School freshman who discovered "Paranoid" and learned how to almost play it on their new guitars. Next thing you know, they have a band; 6 lead guitarists who all know how to play Paranoid. I'm just being a dick for no reason, though.
Yes.
(SPOILER)A very doable lady. Can't you just imagine his hair smelling like sweat and honeysuckle? As he lowers you to the bed and you get caught up in those dark penetrating eyes and he whispers in your ear...be right back lover...I'll go put on my pony costume. You can ride me bareback and we'll frolic on rainbows and follow our hearts on a magical adventure.
You're also attracted to dirty sweaty old men with stank blow in their pockets and tiny manfaucets in their pants, Genji. Saying you're attracted to NCG is akin to Psychotic saying he likes DK's balls on his chin.
He wouldn't lay in the trench so I picked the little bits of foreskin he still had left with the tweezers and fed them to his urethra. The Lord said the unfinished boy must eat the remnants he neglected to offer at birth.
Forgot this was a photo thread so, uh, here's a ghost.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1..._2730copy3.png
And here's one of ma girls.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1.../Keeliavna.png
Both of these pictures are creepy. Oddly, even the little girl.
I feel like she is staring into my soul... And after she's had her fill of terrifying me, she's going to eat me whole.
You're daughter is adorable :)
Nikki, Mel, Eric, I hate all of you.
Chionos, how the smurf did you even find that picture?
Genji, I love you.
Philip, maybe.
Perhaps you made Julian cry by, essentially, saying that time has not agreed with him! That he was a handsome lad, once!
But I edited my previous statement. All better now?
In that case, I would like to take this moment to formally ask you to stop sending me nude photos of yourself. While they are the subject of much laughter between my friends and I, it's starting to get a little weird, bro.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Go choke on a bag of dicks. With AIDS.
Chi your daughter is gorgeous.
NCG foa says bring back the hair. Now.
I love that photo of your daughter, chionos. Nicely edited too!
Thanks everybodies.
NCG, there are ways. Would you like to see more?
I don't know how to break it to myself but Juli is hot *sobs*
Joe, not cool.
Why does everyone want me with long hair? D:
That doesn't tell me if you just went trolling through my posts or what. :colbert:
Also, sure.
:doublecolbert:
Cause it's sexy?
You're sexy.
...wat.
Pics or gtfo
You're weird.
Attachment 35406 Something fun I did for the evening...I just love how it turned out!
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This is just way too funny not to post. Her big smile and my face of utter depression is just I can't even describe. xD
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...iny1x/LMAO.jpg
Lemme give you a little back story to this photo...this was the last day of me working. I had been sitting there signing people in for eight hours straight. The guy who was supposed to switch with me was getting carrots or something in the theater basement, so I was stuck upstairs. At first it was all good, but just turned to utter disaster and this weird German couple kept coming up to me asking if we were going to play a movie that hasn't been out in theaters for over ten years. If it weren't for the smiley girl who barely spoke English I would've lost it.
EDIT: I forgot the worse part. Some grotty dude kept putting his butt in my face. He looked like a cross between that bald dude pictured and Gene Simmons.
Even with a "face of utter depression", you still look uh-dorable
That is a funny shot, but what is it that you do?
Having a co-worker down in the basement of a theater getting carrots in no way helps clarify what the hell is going on. I have this idea now of you working in some new age organic health bar/indie movie theater......which can't be right because Germans were there....:confused:
LOL@ Shiny Dusty chest.
Dust forms on shelves and a fine, more metallic synonym for "shelf" is "rack". Is your penis ready?
I think I just filled the cup.
With the tiny preview window I could not tell your eyes were closed, and thought you had some terrible eye infection. Glad to see that is not the case. It looks cool!
Also look at that creepy bald guy checking out Shiny. In 30 years time, that's gonna be me! :bigsmile:
He's got a remote control in his hand and he's using it to make Shiny upset.
It does look like he is watching her. That's really, really creepy.
Also, I read somewhere that she likes asses in her face, why is she upset that it happened?
Eric deleted my post on accident... I'm just gonna say screw it, because I'm too lazy to go back and fix everything. :colbert:
GOOD JOB ERIC.
Just kidding. (:
Attachment 35407 And I just did this for NYE. It's probably a little over-the-top for a house party but to hell with it; I had fun with this too! I wonder if I should look into becoming a makeup artist....
Happy new beer everyone!
Not enough pics being posted.
I don't have many pics of myself and the ones I do have I've already posted, so just imagine that I'm exactly as cute and loveable as my son. Cause I am. I swear.
natural mohawk ftw.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1...ilasmohawk.jpg
Jesus. You take awesome pictures.
OMG Your baby is almost as cute as mine!
lol editing random messages
hate to be the annoying parent who spams pictures of their kids, but I feel like I'm leaving my other kid out. Newest pic I could find of my oldest on my laptop.
http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h1.../daughters.jpg
No more kid pictures now, I promise.
I'm on that fap list whether he wants to admit it or not.
just my facehttp://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/...blue420/s1.jpg
my girlfriend and her cat, Sunny Day <3http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/...blue420/s2.jpg
me with Sunnyhttp://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/...blue420/s4.jpg
me with Sunny #2http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/...blue420/s3.jpg
Oh, Genji. You're on everyone's fap list.
And for good reason.
*brandishes a whip*
This thread is giving me such a rageboner.
Yeah, well... your face. is actually at the very top of the list.Quote:
Originally Posted by sylvie
I've just now seen that Jesus has been banned. Whoever did the deed better be prepared to suffer His wrath in the afterlife.
Be grateful; he got banned for your sins.
:hahaha:
The photo to post ratio in this thread is atrocious. Probably the worst I've seen from an EoFF Picture Thread. Ya'll should be ashamed. I'll post a photo when I buy a new laptop tomorrow. :grumble: Yay jiro on ice
Dak is right! This shindig needs more pictures! Melissaur to the rescue!
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Recently got my hair cut for the new year!
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A picture of my hair from the side! I love it. My friend Kati cut it for me. She is the bestest!
Mel is cute.
smurfing around with a camera and a motorcycle helmet
http://i1020.photobucket.com/albums/...ue420/syl2.gif
Genji, will you marry me? :monster:
Absolutely.
It's like a sexy Daft Punk.
I'm a quarter of the way to Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger.
I'm in love with Genji :love:
You're my favorite EoFF girl, Mel. :-*
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where i'm staying now
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/2516146/P1000077.jpg
my dorm...
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Ya'll should see my ID card. Never seen a sexier student photo, I'm telling you.
Jiro has sex hair... and it was NOT from me ;_; He's going to get SO MUCH TAIL in the States. Love you bro <3
Jiro you so good lookin', how you lookin' so good?
Jiro bro we're in the same time zone now
FEELS GOOD MAN
We need to hang
I'm jelly. I want to hang with my bros Pike and Dak.
I come presenting two pictures.
Today, I had to go to the hospital for a procedure to be done at 12:00 pm. Basically, I went out with anesthesia for almost two hours of surgery, so I finished at 2 pm. Following the surgery, I stayed at the room for an addition two hours or so, falling in and our of sleep because I was still pretty damn tired. Finally left the hospital with my brother at 6 pm. We went out to eat at a Panera Bread before getting back home at 8 pm so I can rest further. Now I'm back up. Here's a recent picture or two of me. The second with the small cast on my arm.
(SPOILER)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...20120106_5.png
btw, my hand is cramping pretty badly, but I can still type fair enough.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...20120106_4.png
I have to remove the cover in two days, and the whole thing comes off in a week. I come again in two weeks for another procedure to be done. How fun. -_-
Fun fun fun.
It's not Nazi saluting.
DAK! You are so cute!!!
FREYA AND DAK ARE BOTH SO CUTE I AM GOING TO HUG YOU GUYS
Jiro is so American now.
Haha, Dak in America is funny. x3
Dak is still too far for my liking. :colbert:
Welcome to the USA, bro. :p
Ok, so I've just done a terrible thing on the first day of the year no less.
What did I do?
Why I let curiousity get the better of me and as we know, curiousity killed the cat. I'm now currently hoping it doesn't kill me too!
What I hear you cry could be so terrible? I'll tell you good, dear friends, I'll even show you! I'll even describe to you the details in levels you may never wish to know. I ate 2 chicken burgers.
What! Wait I hear you cry, Chicken burgers seriously Steve, get a grip! How can you be calling this the worst terrible idea you've had ever?
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Those my friends are the burgers I ate, Yankee frozen burgers. In fact all you need to do is put the frozen burger in a microwave for 90 seconds. 45 on one side, 45 on the other, leave to stand for 30 seconds and eat. Well I hear you cry, maybe this was a pleasant surprise! (SPOILER)it wasn't trust me, I'm going to die of botulism
What does one of these burgers frozen in a bag look like?
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Pretty much like that ironically the bag looked identical prior to cooking and after cooking, if you must know this was after cooking. I have to admit by this point I'd eaten the first and decided this was share worthy for if something was going to kill me the world needed to know why they'd been deprived of the glory of Steve. (SPOILER)The world it seems consists of EoFF members only.
Without it's bag the burger looks kinda bad, it was a warning of things to come, I should have listened to my stomach go "smurf no" but I thought after eating so many weird and wonderful things why balk at this it can't seriously be that bad? (SPOILER)It was, I just wish it was scorpions or ants again anything but this!
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Bet y'all sitting there thinking "but that looks harmless enough right?" I would describe the supposed chicken as more of a rat like texture with a skin of breadcrumbs, at least I know how Sly Stallone felt in Demolition man when he ate that rat burger, or perhaps I know how Sandra Bullock felt watching him eat that burger? Or perhaps it's a combination of the two for my abject revulsion and horror was matched only by my inability to stop myself eating them both! However my fear is that the meat will not be what kills me. For no the meat was nothing if not a side show to the bread rolls, Bread should be one of two things: Soft or Crusty in the case of sesame seeded burger baps it ought to be SOFT this bread if that is what it truly was and not the skin flakes of some demonic entity was neither of those things, it wasn't dry but it wasn't soggy either somehow it merely reminded me of trying to chew playdoh which is ironic because I'm very much certain that playdoh would've tasted better and also would've parted better at the ends of my teeth, my teeth which have punched clean through glass, gouged steel railings and many other things could barely get this bread to tear!
I fear that this will be the end of me.
So tell me to allay my fears or to make me feel better about the terrible decision to let curiousity murder me...what terrible decisions have you made lately and how did they play out?
Yes, you should be my new neighbor. There is actually a place right next door that is vacant. :p
Well played.
SHOOTING into 2012 with a BANG and also guns
Hooraaaaay shootberto!
hi again
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i have a shaved head now
Whose shock of magenta is that? Shaved heads are great; one's head heats up less and keeps cool.
Got a chinchilla. His name is the first the thing that popped into my head. Skywalker.
http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1.../Image0676.jpg
FOA already made that pun xD
So cuuuuuuuute. ^^
D'awww
Damn, you tall!
So I decided to fry my hair in an attempt to go back towards something close to my natural color which is a dishwater blonde.
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You're perty :3 Love the hair
For those of you who don't have me on Facebook:
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It's a real AK-47.
Lovely hair starlet! and lovely gun Pike! Please don't shoot me D:
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Me on Halloween. Cliche isn't it!
*makes inappropriate comment* :jokey:
I knew you'd be the first to respond to that.
Nice costume foob!
There's really no classy way to say it, Foob's pretty hot.
Been a while since I've posted some pics.
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I'm not very photogenic, even when I'm trying, so might as well take silly pictures. :tongue:
Eric, don't lie. You're a handsome mothersmurfer and you know it. :colbert:
Yeah, Don't like. xD Also *kicks Eric in the shins* You are gorgeous! Shut up...
Like she doesn't have a boyfriend? And I'm sure the girl get hit on enough in real life. Stop being a creeper. Foob, you are VERY pretty, though I may be biased because Tifa is my favorite character. Also I would so totally hit on you but you look like you could be underaged.
I try *snuggles VinnyThunder*
Yeah, and HC was the creeper... ;)
It's times like this when I wish there was a Ciddie for worst thread because this would win it every single time.
You have the power to make it so, Psy. I believe in you.
EDIT: Hah. I just realised that I've reading Mel's post as "totally hit on you because you look like you could be underaged". My bad. Sorry Melissaur. :blush:
I would put some pictures of me up, but I've done absolutely nothing of interest lately and have no new ones.
I love how pretty causal that pic of Pike is.
Man, that's almost a tongue twister.
We shall see, Eoff. We shall see.Quote:
Originally Posted by new thread title
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Originally Posted by new thread title
Posting a photo of your teddy bear with a slit cut into it doesn't count.
Joke's on you, Thread Title, I've already slept with one and am shortly to sleep with another.
I love the thread title assumes that is what we all care about the most.
Hahaha, HOW inappropriate? zhat is zhe question!
A thank ya. It was one of those last minute ones. But instead of being something like a slutty ghost, I made the most bootleg tifa costume I could come up with >.> The amount of ignorant ppl out there, zomg! "Who r u?? whut r u durhhhh??"
Everyones photogenic with the right camera! and thanks dude ;p
'Fraid youre too young, Cactuar. Maybe in another life when the stars align :p
Hahahaha I read it the other way around too! However, I am perfectly of age. P dot s....Hi Mel, I am Mell!
I LOLed In real life, at the title of this thread, and my grandfather looked at me like I was crazy. :(
/reads thread title
/scans posters
thread title is truth. ah well
but other people post on this thread. what about them?
I'm so unbelievably noobish to this site and I find it sad since I've been in forums for years now. And I can't be assed going to the help forum. But my pictures don't wanna upload. For albums or profile pic. Obv I read the rules and they are of proper size.
I'm normally the one who gets annoyed at noobs who do this stuff in general chat harrr, go easy on me plz! Someone help? >.> <.< yes? no?
Dawww we love noobs here, as long as they are not annoying. And so far you are not annoying.
I'm betting Foob has gotten some VM's by now.
Edit: Far less than I'd have wagered.
I'm so frustraded! :roll2
Aren't they disabled the first like month or something?
Mine are not disabled... Only banned people have disabled VM's
I'm worried about the younglings on this site getting scared off by all the lonely hearts. Christ, that was terribly phrased.
Anyway, so that I don't get stabbed for spamming again, I've dragged up a picture of me from the depths of Hell. Enjoy (NCG ;)).
Here's me pretending to be apillockwizard:
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Here's me staring into the eyes of some abyssal horror:
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Here's me hiding from the disgusted looks of passers by:
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And here's me longing for death:
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All through the medium of "hat".
And yes, usernotes are disabled for a while when you are a newbie. I think it's about a month. Or it may be ten years! You never know with all this staff turbulence. :roll2
Melissa you're not a new member. Of course yours wouldnt be... X.X
As I recall it use to be you had to be around for so long before you could usernote/ck to orevent spam. they might have changed it.
Nice hats Quin
No KC, I know I'm not a newb, I won best vet *gloats* but shes said mine were with a question mark so I was responding to her. I did't know they were disabled for newbs for a months, I don;t remember having mine like that when I joined. Oh well Foob! Get back in chat! IJUST SAID HI AS YOU LEFT :(
There is a 20(ish) post or 1 month membership requirement before visitor messages can be posted by a new member.
Yeah great, now post a picture of yourself you handsome Australian spammer.
Pauw stop messing with threads and fix my avatar :colbert:
I think the last hat makes me look like Miss Penelope Farnsworth. :jess:
If you truly had no shame or dignity, you'd give me those pictures of you topless eating a raw steak like you goddamn promised. :doublecolbert:
Wtf did I promise that? Did you get me drunk and slip me a roofie? :nonono:
I want to see this promised picture.
Someone send me the money for a nice cut of steak and I'll do it.
About an hour before we left for the concert, I was a very happy boy.
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It's in our usernote convo, NCG. I said you looked like a werewolf (which you do).
What was the concert, Mr. Noodle?
Soundgarden. You can see it on the tickets if you look super close, and yeah...the shirt >_<
OH MAN! That had to be awesome! Was it awesome? It was awesome wasn't it? /jelly
*headdesk*
Yup. Should've guessed that. xD Got any pics of the then and there?
....IT WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME, KAYCEE!!! >.>
I don't have pics with me, but I will do soon. We weren't very close to the stage though :(
I'm posting this just in case any females in this entire thread want to get in touch...
...so they can tell me that they'll never sleep with me.
I love you all. Just so you know I enjoy guitars, computer games and posing for cheesy photos...
I demand more pictures of everyone so i can put a face to all your ridiculous Avatars...
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I don't have any recent pictures of me :/ I'll see what I can do.
Helloooooooooooooooooooo Bubba.