And Now for the Main Course! December 2011 Ciddies Revelations! ALL DONE!

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

It's just you and me Qu.


Sh. Sh. Shhhhh. Just put on the dress. /smug

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Hey guys what's going on in h-

right.

ok.

well.

:|

Also that was a great speech Megan!

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

It's just you and me Qu.


Sh. Sh. Shhhhh. Just put on the dress. /smug

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Can I watch? I'll be really quiet.

12. Sexiest Female
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Freya..................................2
Shorty.................................4
Rye....................................4
ShlupQuack.............................6

So that leaves fire_of_avalon vs Fujiko…

fire_of_avalon........................11
Fujiko................................14

And the winner is…

Fujiko!
I don't know what she looks like but her user name has all the right curves.

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Originally Posted by Bubbaforever

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Originally Posted by sharkythesharkdogg

It's just you and me Qu.


Sh. Sh. Shhhhh. Just put on the dress. /smug

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Can I watch? I'll be really quiet.

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Sigh. Fine, I guess I could use a fluffer. You better wear the collar and maintain eye contact.

11. Sexiest Male
Nomination leader(s): Levian
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The Nominees
Chimp
Del Murder
Jiro
Levian
NorthernChaosGod
Rantz Rantz Revolution
sharkythesharkdogg

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Originally Posted by Laddy

Whooey! Welcome to Laddy's Lustful Love Nest! The only place where you get to choose the sexiest, most charming ,most incredibly somkin' hot dude at EoFF! And lord knows we got some competition! Let's check out our knee-weakening, scream-inducing, tear-shedding heartbreakers of nominees!

Chimp-Oh my god that Chimp just makes me drenched with sweat! He's so dreamy and gorgeous you just don't know what you wanna do with him. (or where...) He single-handedly fell an entire room of girls* with one wink!

*And by girls, I mean me.

Del Murder-Awwww yeaaaaah, Del Murder enforces everyone around here and he is known for being pretty damn good at if you know what I mean. I must say, that Miriel is one lucky chick!

Jiro-Little known fact: Jiro and I have had a long past together. This kid is just sexy as they can be. Plus: he's Australian. We all know Australians are the most gorgeous things on the planet, am I right?

Levian-Levian. A mystery shrouded in mystique. Is he a man? a legend? Or should we ask? Levian is truly a divine gift from god. He's the Adam to our Eve. The Sampson to our Delilah. The key to our heart.

NorthernChaosGod-This pretty lil' thing never fails to please. NCG is truly a god in all things romance and he's got some things to bless. NCG, I understand you're busy, but please respond to my e-mails and letters. :'(

Rant Rantz Revolution-He is a revolutionary (hence the name). I had a dream about him once. I won't go into detail, but it was a great dream and I am a better person for experiencing it.

sharkythesharkdogg-Sharky released a candy bar baring his namesake. I bought it at the store and ate it at the spot. I got in trouble for lewd acts in public. I gave it to the cop and they let me off the hook. Yes, this is a candy bar we're talking about. He's that sexy.

So who wins? The answer: we all do! I mean me, because I locked the door and there's no way out. :jokey:

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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Del Murder.............................1
Chimp..................................2
NorthernChaosGod.......................5
sharkythesharkdogg.....................6
Jiro...................................6

So that leaves Levian vs Rantz Rantz Revolution…

Rantz Rantz Revolution.................7
Levian................................14

And the winner is…

Levian!
I'd hit it.

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RSL was robbed.

Before we get to the Top Ten Ciddies & Highwinds, let's present the final Cookie award! This award goes to the person who got the most rep points over the last six months. This is one measure of quality over quantity. Some people have said MILF gets a lot of repped posts. Well let's see if he got enough for this award.

And the Cookie goes to...

Pike!

1. Pike - 164 rep points
2. I'm my own MILF - 126 rep points
3. Jiro - 109 rep points

Congratulations on your achievement!

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Thank god I lost Sexiest Female. I would've destroyed you all.

Well butter my biscuit and call me a Confederate. :jess:

Who on earth gives rep to that horrid little Australian goblin? :confused:

Top Ten

I guess a steady string of seconds and thirds is pretty good for my first time being nominated for things.

I can't believe I was nominated for that one, but thank you. :blush:

Thanks internet. Makes me feel better for lacking enough in personality and intelligence to win any other award! :greenie:

YEAH TOP TEN WOOO

10. Best Newbie
Nomination leader(s): Bubbaforever & shion
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The Nominees
AngelWings8
Bubbaforever
Shaibana
shion
TrollHunter

Go Shion!! :kakapo:

At least you won one Levian. I've been lurking for 12 years hoping for one, and I'll never be able to leave until I do, which means I'll never be able to leave.

Intelligence and personality = sexy

Which is why someone like NCG could never win

I'm pretty sure you cn't go wrong with whoever wins. Rootin' for some bubba

GO BUBBAFOREVER!


BUBBA FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Instead of saying something about all of these people who will probably leave as soon as they figure out the combination to Shiny's locker and get into the Porn Forum, I'm going to hunt out their best quote on the first page of their most recent posts and make it out of context because you smurfers love to put ME in out of context HOW DOES IT FEEL?

AngelWings8: WHOA! I do have boobs! :eek:
Bubbaforever: My point is that all of these men are in their seventies... so I think it would be very difficult for them to sustain an erection for a prolonged period of time... even with medical help.
Shaibana:Jason Statham fighting 10 man half naked and covered in oil... 'Nouf said!!
shion: Obviously you want people to look at your breast
TrollHunter :I wish I had big luscious melons.

That's right. Newbie post rape. Take it.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Thank god I lost Sexiest Female. I would've destroyed you all.

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You still got my vote woman. So deal. :colbert:

10. Best Newbie
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Shaibana...............................3
AngelWings8............................3
TrollHunter............................9

So that leaves Bubbaforever vs shion…

Bubbaforever..........................10
shion.................................17

And the winner is…

shion!
A very good set of newbies this Ciddies. I hope they stick around!

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As part of your prize, also enjoy this delicious meal of corndogs:
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Hoooray!!!!

I can say I didn't see that one coming.
Congratulations Shion!

BUBBAFOREVER WAS ROBBED. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED. I mean shion is nice and I like her but BUBBA. AND FOREVER.

D:

I didn't get corndogs....

9. Best Veteran
Nomination leader(s): The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
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The Nominees
Bolivar
Kalilung
Laddy
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air
Vincent, Thunder God

Also, thank you for your earlier compliment, Paul! ilu bb

G0o0o0o0o0 Mel!

Robbed!!

Nah, fair play shion!

I never used to know what corndogs were until Award Qu opened my eyes and changed my life forever. Thank you.

Congratulations shion :) Hard luck to some of the other candidates like bubba and TrollHunter, it was a strong field this time around!

It really was, wasn't it, we've gotten some great newbies this year.

We love newbies and we will NOT let PG sexor you except for one time.

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Originally Posted by Jiro

The Best Veterans still have it bad. They’re not newbies any more. Eyes on Final Fantasy has lost its novelty, its quaint little charm. You’re no longer here to discuss Final Fantasy. That died out years ago.

But you’re not oldbies yet. No. Whenever someone brings up The Golden Years™ and you begin to say something, Raistlin comes along and tells you to smurf off. Pre-2000s or get outta here. You’re bitter, jaded, life is lackluster as you start having to take on responsibilities in meatspace. All you want to do is rekindle that childhood spark, but it’s out of reach.

Basically, you can’t win. Everybody hates you. But we still have a Ciddie for you. We wouldn’t want you to, y’know, feel left out or anything. We don’t hate you so much that we actively want you to die, or would attend your funeral purely to laugh and throw water bombs at your grieving family. We hate you in a kind of “you’re different and inferior so shine my boots” way.

Look on the bright side though. Being the best of the unloved is still better than nothing. You could be blackmage_nuke and win Most Underrated every time and, despite everybody recognising his rating being too damn low, never giving him the rating he deserves (nukie for Best Male or get the smurf out of my internet).

I’ll take my bitter, jaded, ineligible ass out of here and let you have your party. Even if you’re drinking cheap knockoff brand sodas and pretending it’s mixed.

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9. Best Veteran
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Vincent, Thunder God...................4
Bolivar................................7
Kalilung...............................9

So that leaves Laddy vs The Fresh Prince of Mel Air…

Laddy.................................10
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air...........12

And the winner is…

The Fresh Prince of Mel Air!
I don't care what anyone says (ie. BoB), Mel's name is hilarious and far superior to the original.

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As part of your prize, enjoy this delicious taco meal:
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Mel does have one of the best names EoFF's ever seen.

8. Best Oldbie
Nomination leader(s): Pike
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The Nominees
Happy Noodle Boy
I'm my own MILF
Mirage
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
Pike
Rostum
sharkythesharkdogg

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

BUBBAFOREVER WAS ROBBED. ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBED. I mean shion is nice and I like her but BUBBA. AND FOREVER.

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Cheers for the support FoA!

I plan to win 'Best Thread' next year anyway for 'inappropriate ways to handle disappointment'...

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

When I look at the nominees for the Best Oldbie Ciddie, I can’t help but think… what the smurf were you people thinking? Do you even know what an “oldbie” is? It’s a member that’s actually OLD. It’s someone who remembers previous incarnates of EoFF, who understands the references in Sick Irony, who appreciates a good “PIPE!” joke, and who remembers a time when “Del” didn’t refer to some Murder wannabe. It’s someone who remembers a time when none of these whippersnappers were even registered (and boy, wasn’t that a nice time?).

But because some nerd in a Quina suit decided to make “oldbie” mean anyone who registered before 2006, you sheep have selected this bunch. Mirage and Rostum are at least semi-old, but that’s it.* Happy Noodle Boy even has “boy” in his name, people! I'm my own MILF is years away from being anyone else’s. Hell, Pike and sharky weren’t even active until like two days ago. And I think some of you may have misread this award, because “oldbie” does not necessarily mean creepy old pedophile (though it can), which is my only explanation for how NCG ended up here.

I’d continue ranting, but there are some damn kids playing on my lawn. Has anyone seen my shotgun?

*Technically, PG would qualify as an oldbie, but the rest of us oldbies try to block out our memory of his time here as much as possible. Plus, he's azn.

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I do enjoy Raitling

This category is also known as the Wesley Moore category.

8. Best Oldbie
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
sharkythesharkdogg.....................4
Peegee.................................4
Pike...................................5
Mirage.................................5
NorthernChaosGod.......................6

So that leaves Happy Noodle Boy vs I'm my own MILF…

Happy Noodle Boy.......................6
I'm my own MILF.......................12

And the winner is…

I'm my own MILF!
MILF's two nominations for this award came from the two final sets of nominations. What a close shave!

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Please enjoy this delicious pizza as part of your award (don't worry, it's not as old as you are):
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Yay MILFy!

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
Nomination leader(s): Agent Proto
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The Nominees
Agent Proto
DK
Flying Mullet
Miriel
Ouch!
Vivi22

Yay MILF!!

go Blue!

shion, Mel and MILF are great picks. I'm proud of you, EoFF. :heart: Congrats all!

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Originally Posted by Jiro

We recognise the Best Recognized Members slash Former Staff for their continued contributions to the community of Eyes on Final Fantasy.

Former Staff especially – these men and women and occasionally other have not only served us as knights of Cid or administrators (and let’s not forget the site staff of old), but they continue to try and make this place enjoyable for everyone.

When it comes to Recognized Members, these guys are lunatics who just decided to be awesome expecting no real reward. In a just society, they’d be given medals if not a position on staff, but sadly not everyone can be a leader. Just me. I’m the king, bitches.

I would love to detail what each member has done in order to earn not only their title, but their nomination as well. Alas, that is unviable as I do not know and it would take a hell of a lot of time. Instead I encourage you to waltz over to the profile pages of these fine men and one lovely lady and say hello, say thank you, and perhaps even form some kind of magical friendship.

To all our nominees: even if you don’t win, don’t stop what you’re doing. We love you for it. Well, I love you for it. And you’d be surprised by how deep my love can go. Yeah.

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I stand by my speech. :colbert:

But if any of those newbs was going to win it, Huxley was a top choice.

7. Best Recognized Member/Former Staff
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Flying Mullet..........................2
Ouch!..................................3
Miriel.................................5
DK.....................................5

So that leaves Agent Proto vs Vivi22…

Vivi22................................12
Agent Proto...........................17

And the winner is…

Agent Proto!
I didn't even know Agent Proto used to be staff. He never mentions it.

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As part of your award, please go nuts for these donuts:
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Originally Posted by Jiro

Just me. I’m the king, bitches.

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Oooh a Ciddie! How kind of you all, darlings :)

6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
Nomination leader(s): N/A
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The Nominees
Baloki
Marshall Banana
o_O
Samuraid
theundeadhero

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

These are the most trustworthy EoFFers we have. Not only could they completely wreck the forums and replace every single image with a GIF of Hello Kitty stuffing rotted cabbages down Choco Cat's throat (the horror!) they could turn every last single one of you into raging, flesh-eating zombies with a very specific, very well protected line of code. In truth you should probably be paying them tributes for not hurting you and making your EoFF experience Hell on Earth.

All hail the tech admins. All hail strawberries and some Kiwi stuff and foxes and reverse blade katana and mother smurfing motorcycle riding zombie champions.

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THE PICTURE UNDER THE CIDDIES CHANGED!

And that's my worthwhile contribution.

Gogogo Marshall Banana!

6. Best Developer/Editor/Tech Admin
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

theundeadhero..........................1
RSL....................................1
Samuraid...............................3
Baloki.................................6

So that leaves Marshall Banana vs o_O…

o_O....................................9
Marshall Banana.......................22

And the winner is…

Marshall Banana!
Looks like the community knows who does all the work around here.

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As part of your award, please enjoy this delicious piece of pie:
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Holy crap. Nice work 'nanners.

Site Highwind Award

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Originally Posted by Rantz Rantz Revolution

It's no news that Marshall Banana is well appreciated around the forums. For a long time she's been active and activating others along with her, with a fun personality and an air of infectious cheer. A somewhat less known fact, but one that we've been learning more and more ever since we first started working on the move to vBulletin 4, is that she is also fantastically productive, helpful and a quick worker.

If you're not on staff, chances are you don't know that she is behind the recent addition of Triple Triad. And the recent addition of working youtube tags. And lots of creative ideas. And style, after style... after style, all of them loved by those of us who aren't inexplicably attached to 90s web design.

Old Manus once called HTML5 the Duke Nukem Forever of Internet technology. If EoFF's fabled new frontsite isn't to become the Duke Nukem Forever of EoFF, I think I dare say that she had the biggest hand of all of us in that. She moved the content over almost single-handedly (though Jiro's help is not to be discounted). This is no small feat and we're all pretty much blown away by how quickly she did it, and without making any sort of fuss about the amount of work or how the rest of us barely lifted a finger to help. :D

She hasn't been on staff long, but to call her contribution so far impressive would be the understatement of the year. And this is all besides the fact that she is a great personality to have in staff (I know she certainly makes me want to do more). She also introduced me to boba tea when I visited. Perhaps her greatest achievement of all!

I hope you appreciate this award, because I can think of nobody more deserving. You're the best!

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Congrats Marshall Banana!

We don't reveal the Highwind vote tallys, but I will say that on this occassion MB ran the table, getting 90% of the staff votes! She certainly deserves it and I hope you will all see the fruits of her labor soon.

Monda Time.

5. Best Cid's Knight
Nomination leader(s): N/A
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The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
G13
Jessweeee♪
Jiro
Levian
Shiny
Wolf Kanno

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Monda Time.

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Stop.

MB has pretty much done more work than all the rest of us combined in the last 6 months. If ownership of EoFF went by amount of work done, she'd have about a 70% stake in this company.

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

You think your job sucks? I have to work with these jerkasses. Actually they're not bad at all, even though the chicks do leave some pretty funky stuff in our locker room. (Yeah, the Knights have a locker room.) And we talk about our periods. A lot. Like a really inordinante amount. More than your doctor does. Especially G13.

Each of us manages to bring a little something to the table. We're actually quite like a band of adventurers, each complete with our own back story, alignments... Constitution scores....

Wolf Kanno: Neutral Good Half Elven Druid. Wolfy represents an even-keeled warrior, adept at combat, magic, level headed but decisive and vocal when he needs to be. His moderating style is careful, watchful and only becomes an interference when absolutely necessary.

Shiny: True Neutral Elven Rogue. She doesn't so much lurk in the shadows as she pays careful attention to her surroundings without drawing attention to herself, but put one toe out of line and suddenly you've been robbed of gil, valuables, and posting ability?

Levian: Chaotic Neutral Halfling Bard. Apparently he's short. Also will eat your smurfing cat, bitch. I'm sorry, I quote that about once a month and make Rantzien or someone track it down for me. Levian is sporadic, one moment reveling in your spamathon and the next bringing down divine retribution in musical form. Also, adept at finding really cool things for us to play with.

Jiro: Chaotic Good Gnomish Wizard (Teeth.) Because why the hell not, Jiro is JIRO. He can do whatever he wants. Roll 1d20 to determine if he drinks with you, does a stunt that almost tears off his face, or adds a thoughtful comment in your staff forum thread about destroying all newbies.

Jessweeeeeeeeeeee: Lawful Evil Human Paladin. But foa, you can't have a Lawful Evil Paladin. But EoFFers, SHUT UP. Jessweeeeeeeeeeee is full of surprises. And will pray to her dark god to have your head cut clean off, if she takes a notion. After all, it isn't murder if her pagan lord destroys you. She also makes it a particular point to do things that make me laugh.

G13: Chaotic Good Human Cleric. Does the right thing precisely because it's the right thing. Very good at counterbalancing some of the more evil staffers (like Rantzien and Jessweeeeeeeeeeee.) Though he has his weaknesses (Wookies) G13 is a powerful ally and a good friend.

fire_of_avalon: True Neutral Half Orc Barbarian. They keep me locked in a cage in back and feed me cardboard scraps until we get a nasty pissant of a troll. Then they hand me holy banhammers and stick me with pins until I've vanquished the foe. Please send help.

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Jessweeee♪ would definitely be evil! Nice speech again Megan... what would I be? :excited: Unless you did the best admin one too.

5. Best Cid's Knight
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

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Levian.................................2
G13....................................2
Shiny..................................3
Jessweeee♪.............................4
Wolf Kanno.............................7

So that leaves fire_of_avalon vs Jiro…

Jiro...................................9
fire_of_avalon........................14

And the winner is…

fire_of_avalon!
Looks like we have a new Chosen One.

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As part of your award please enjoy this delicious chocoloate pie/cake thing:
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Congratulations Megan :excited:

I wish to discuss that picture. Why do they always waste perfectly good chocolate sauce drizzling it on the dish/plate like that? Oh yes, sure, decoration. smurf that. Put it on my pie/cake hybrid instead, damnit, then it can decorate the inside of my belly. :colbert:

foa is on fire! ...of avalon!

4. Best Administrator
Nomination leader(s): N/A
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The Nominees
Del Murder
Loony BoB
Psychotic
Rantz Rantz Revolution
Roogle
ShlupQuack

Should've been a six-way tie.

;_____________________; You guys are sweet. Foolish but sweet. also I love Pie/Cake things! Also, Paul I didn't do the admins that way BUT. You would obviously be a human ranger. Good at tracking things down, born leader, and maintaining a posse of an elf and dwarf.

PSYCHOGORN SON OF PSYCHOTHORN!?!???! :love:

Also I am dreading this award. The bar is so high and I expect to take a pounding!

Why the hell is Del the nomination leader? He does as little as I do. Is this just a "D'aww, he proposed to his girlfriend" thing? Obviously Rantz is the most useful. You people are dumb.

There aren't nominations for Best Admin wth. I smell a rat.

Wait a minute...

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Why the hell is Del the nomination leader? He does as little as I do. Is this just a "D'aww, he proposed to his girlfriend" thing? Obviously Rantz is the most useful. You people are dumb.

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Calculation error. My formula just took the first name on the list. There are no nominations for this award after all!

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I don't know what the hell this means but the first one Admin to figure it out deserves this damned Ciddie. Also, if this ends up breaking the forums, or Award Qu, I'm sorry. This is why you don't let people like me out of our cages. #include using namespace std; void Store(){ cout

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Why the hell is Del the nomination leader? He does as little as I do. Is this just a "D'aww, he proposed to his girlfriend" thing? Obviously Rantz is the most useful. You people are dumb.

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Calculation error. My formula just took the first name on the list. There are no nominations for this award after all!

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This entire time I was reading the words "Nomination Leader" but interpreting it as "Predictions Leader."

In this thread, Amanda learns alphabetical order.

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Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

Why the hell is Del the nomination leader? He does as little as I do. Is this just a "D'aww, he proposed to his girlfriend" thing? Obviously Rantz is the most useful. You people are dumb.

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Calculation error. My formula just took the first name on the list. There are no nominations for this award after all!

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Lynch all liars :colbert: ##vote: Del Murder (AND NOT FOR THE CIDDIE EITHER!)

I will have you know that quickly alphabetizing things is one of my few skills. I love alphabetization.

4. Best Administrator
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Roogle.................................3
Psychotic..............................3
ShlupQuack.............................5
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................9

So that leaves Del Murder vs Loony BoB…

Loony BoB.............................11
Del Murder............................12

And the winner is…

Del Murder!
I knew making up that whole Square-Enix trip would win me something!

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Please enjoy this delicious ice cream banana split as part of your award:
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As long as Amanda doesn't win I'm happy :) Huzzah, huzzah, for southern rights huzzah~

You have to share that banana split!

Wooooo! I was name dropped like im popular or something. Also veterans are the middle children of eoff

Ps smurf checking ciddies from a phone

I am mostly satisfied with those results.

Both foa and Del are much deserving winners :D These ciddies are quite tasteful, I must say.

I voted for Del (I think? I can't remember that long ago) so I'm glad I am entirely responsible for the defeat of Loony BoB. Knew I'd get my ass kicked. Thanks you three people. :aimkiss:

Thank you so much! And HA HA Psy lost to Amanda! That's like losing to a Green Party candidate.

Don't you compare me to Nader, you ignorant slut.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

I expect to take a pounding!

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So it's a usual night for you?

She has two more votes than me; she has two more breasts than me. Coincidence?

I can see Raistlin now. Reading a post that can be turned into an anal sex joke, getting excited, checking the rest of the thread to be sure no one bothered to make the obvious joke, posting it, patting self on the back.

Good job, Raistlin. Yes, taking a pounding can be interpreted as having to do with anal sex. You win. *patpat*

Amanda has four breasts?

Forums Highwind Award

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

To simplify the reason I voted for Megan, it's because she makes EoFF a better place. A better community. She's been leading by example over the past six months by etting involved, promoting discussion, being inclusive. Look at the participatory and fun threads she's made. Karaoke, Movie Club, a meet up, and now Christmas Cards, to name a few. She's made us all have a good time and want to join in, and in EoFF today that's more important than the increasingly sparse moderation work. This award is fully deserved. :)

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Congrats fire_of_avalon! You dedication over the years has been noticed!

It was a pretty tight race, and I will say that Rantzien had the same number of votes as foa but lost the tiebreaker (which was basically: he's won it too many times already!). So let's not forget Rantzien because obviously without him this would be a gloomy place where nothing worked right.

3. Best Female
Nomination leader(s): fire_of_avalon
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The Nominees
fire_of_avalon
Jessweeee♪
Pike
shion
ShlupQuack
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air

For the record, Award Qu told me it had to be short and I had assumed my quote would form a medley of quotes, otherwise that would have been longer and gone into even more detail about how much ass Miss Megan kicks.

Congratulations! ;)

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

She has two more votes than me; she has two more breasts than me. Coincidence?

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Hey, I had to do actually work to earn those two votes. Unlike Del Murder, who gets them just for being a slick mothersmurfer.

My plan to win votes with my breasts has failed. I think that means I have to retire them.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

If there’s one thing I’ve learned about women, it’s, well, uhh, hmm. Let me get back to you about that. This is the speech for the Best Female Ciddie, and I would just like to start by saying it should probably be written by a woman so our nominees can’t bitch about it not being good enough.

I would like to say a lot of nice things about these ladies. And they would deserve it too. The problem is that I have an axe to grind with women. That almost sounds like a euphemism. Not nearly as good as fluffing one’s garfield though. But I digress. Women and I don’t get on for a number of reasons.

Nah I’m kidding. I love women. Too much some say. Some say I could give NCG a run for his money. But I just like to make you lovely ladies feel special. All of you. Special.

In honour of women everywhere, I have prepared this little ditty. I hope you like it. But I especially hope our nominees like it, because I dedicate it to them and if they don’t like it then that’s rude and I wasted a good three hours of my life that I could have better spent eating. Gosh I’m hungry.

Ahem…

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foa is my dreamboat, always and forever. Her winning this makes me happy like a dog that is very happy.

Edit: Also thank you for all the votes my lovelies, I appreciate it. :love:

Pontus is much more deserving of that award. I can't believe I even got the votes to tie him. You guys suck. (But thank you, very, very much.) And by that award I mean the Highwind. Not Best Female.

Favorite speech so far. *dances*

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

For the record, Award Qu told me it had to be short and I had assumed my quote would form a medley of quotes, otherwise that would have been longer and gone into even more detail about how much ass Miss Megan kicks.

Congratulations! ;)

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Sorry about that. I was going to say something but there were too many damn speeches to keep track of and I forgot. Maybe you can go into it now...

Quote:

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

Pontus is much more deserving of that award. I can't believe I even got the votes to tie him. You guys suck. (But thank you, very, very much.) And by that award I mean the Highwind. Not Best Female.

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So I don't deserve to be Best Female now? :mymelbert:

Hurry up award qu, lets get to the gender that matters

3. Best Female
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Jessweeee♪.............................3
The Fresh Prince of Mel Air............4
shion..................................7
ShlupQuack.............................8

So that leaves fire_of_avalon vs Pike…

Pike..................................10
fire_of_avalon........................11

And the winner is…

fire_of_avalon!
foa continues her roll by edging it out over Pike. Will she be able to carry this on to the biggest prize?

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You also get these delicious cupcakes as part of your award. I hope you share. :greenie:
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Thanks for the votes and all everyone! <3! And congrats to all the winners! And GREAT speeches! Love 'em! :D

There have been a lot of really close 11-10 Ciddies this time around!

Also yes, please share those cupcakes. :drool:

Yay foa! :love:

If I didn't share my guts would be strewn across the staff break room floor.

You guys are really too much. ;_; Thank again, very very much.

2. Best Male
Nomination leader(s): Jiro
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The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
Jiro
NorthernChaosGod
Psychotic
Rantz Rantz Revolution
sharkythesharkdogg

I should've done predictions this year; I think I would've done really well.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon

I lost out on writing the sexiest male speech. But it's probably better this way because Laddy's “I would smurf that guy and that guy … and that guy” jokes will be a lot funnier than mine.

Mine would just be sad. “Awww, that girl thinks she could get with... somebody.”

Undertaking the Best Male speech is really taking me to task, though, to really capture what makes each of the fabulous gentlemen the best of the best. I keep trying to imagine myself in a bar with the whole group, just as a mild mannered observer, to capture the men in a relaxed atmosphere.

This fantasy invariably ends with me schnackered, dancing on the bar and getting bailed out of lock-up by Del Murder. Art imitates life indeed. But each man, in some way, is a representative of the best in each of us. At any rate, the only thing that could make these men better are beards, so I've provided them with one if they were lacking. Here are your nominees for Best Male!

blackmage_nuke
blackmage_nuke is likely the most underrated EoFFer of all time so it's great to see him getting the recognition he deserves with this nomination. With posts that are short, sweet but keenly observant and almost always hilarious, blackmage_nuke may not be the poster our forum wants … well I mean we do want him, but he's also the poster we need!

blackmage_nuke is the unexpected hilarity, the gutshot to the funny bone, of EoFF.
(SPOILER)
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Also great to see him growing out the whiskers.

Del Murder
If Cid is our daddy and Loony BoB is our crazy uncle, then Del Murder is our neighbor that's probably a former hitter for the Gug... Goo... He's probably Bruce Willis from The Whole Nine Yards. What I mean to say is he's charming, funny, witty, caring, and he's damn good with a Glock 17. Or so I've heard. The mastermind behind some of the most uncannily creative moves for the forums, we don't even know how lost we'd be without his subtle guidance.

Del Murder is the wisdom, the spirit guide of EoFF

(SPOILER)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LVFKS9d2bT...appygilmore_02
Do you have any idea how long it took to find this? All for an in-joke? Well, not that long. Also, sorry it's not a full beard.


Jiro
The Thunder from Down Under.

I just really wanted to say that. Jiro is a seesaw, Jiro is a sweetheart, Jiro is a lot of things. But most of all, Jiro is always up for a good time, a comrade in arms to the people who lack one, a man with a thirst for new times and new journeys, and a damned fine Excel Connect 4 player.

Jiro is the adventurer of EoFF.
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This was the fist picture I found when I googled “Australia with a beard.”

Also, don't google “Australian beard.” Bad times.

NorthernChaosGod
Hear me out on this one, NCG is a really nice guy, he's funny and smart and has a good sense about him. But I swear to God the man likely has the fairest shake of anyone to drink me under the table. When a man sends you text messages for cocktail recommendations on a Sunday you know tit is about to get real.

NCG is our Id, our drunklust, and he's probably dancing on that bar right beside me.

(SPOILER)
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I googled beardhawk. Like mohawk? I got hawk's-beard. Deal with it.


Psychotic
What can I say about dear Paul that isn't going to get me in trouble. Not a lot. This guy is like an expert hunter/tracker/stalker. He's like freaking Aragorn. I think, in fact, he was Aragorn one time. Do you have a second account? He can sniff it out. Do you need to know where someone is from? He'll know. Do you need someone who knows this forum better than I know the back of my hand? Then you need Psychotic. Formerly integral to disarray and spam, Paul is now as ingrained in EoFF history as any inactive oldbie from the “Golden Age” ever was.

Psychotic is our past, present and our yet to come (but he is totally not as scary as the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.)

(SPOILER)
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Plus this guy has a righteous awesome beard.


Rantz Rantz Revolution
Racistzien can throw out a pun in seconds that would take me all day to think up (and sometimes all day to get.) He's chivalrous, he's sweet, he knows a lot about computers and stuff, but he also knows a lot about being a good friend. Anyone who's talked to the guy for more than a minute can tell you he's the best of the best. I dare you not to like him.

Rantz is the whimsy and the charm that keeps us coming back for more.

(SPOILER)
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D'awwww

sharkythesharkdogg
I know what you're thinking. You're thinking that I'm going to give some kind or schmoozy doozy of a write-up for sharky because of some imagined relationship everyone wants to imprint on us.

What I'm going to tell you is pretty simple. The well of this man's heart runs deep. He gives of himself to all who'd ask. Chances are if you've spoken to him he's offered you an ear to speak in, a back to lean on and a shoulder to cry on. And advice about the weird knocking noise your car is making.

sharkythesharkdogg represents our compassion.

(SPOILER)
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And he has, like, one point of articulation!

Bring on the Winner, who represents the best our boys have to offer!

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Originally Posted by Award Qu

2. Best Male
Nomination leader(s): Jiro
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The Nominees
blackmage_nuke
Del Murder
Jiro
NorthernChaosGod
Psychotic
Rantz Rantz Revolution
sharkythesharkdogg

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I've never heard of any of these people!

You know what, I actually do have a beard right now! It's my holiday season beard. My 1 week growth is already superior to Jiro's 6 thousand year growth!

I have a beard too....


EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO TOMO!!


no, seriously, who won, I vant to know.

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Originally Posted by Hypoallergenic Cactuar

I have a beard too....


EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION TO TOMO!!


no, seriously, who won, I vant to know.

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Nobody won, and everybody learned a valuable lesson about taking part and friendship and facial hair.

Great speech, or greatest speech?

2. Best Male
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner...

RSL....................................1
Psychotic..............................4
NorthernChaosGod.......................4
blackmage_nuke.........................4
Del Murder.............................5
Rantz Rantz Revolution.................6

So that leaves Jiro vs sharkythesharkdogg…

Jiro...................................6
sharkythesharkdogg....................14

And the winner is…

sharkythesharkdogg!
sharky's first Ciddie is a damn good one!

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As part of your prize, enjoy this delicious burger fit for a man:
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Wooo sharky! I was hoping you'd get this one :D

I like the three-way tie for last. I find it touching.

HELL YEAH! Way to go, Joe Bryan! :D

That is a good outcome! I am pleased at such a thing! Congratulations sir!

Anyway I have a question. My car makes an odd squealing sort of a noise at the back sometimes when I take a corner in second (sometimes in third too though!) what is up with THAT?!

1. Best Member
Nomination leader(s): fire_of_avalon & Rantz Rantz Revolution
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The Nominees
Del Murder
fire_of_avalon
Jiro
NorthernChaosGod
Pike
Rantz Rantz Revolution
ShlupQuack

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Laddy

In a land wrought with fear
Flamers, spammers, all so near
So much chaos for one forum to bear
These are those who dared to care

In the face of plight most sour
A sight in which most members may cower
A light, a breeze, a gentle pyre
That some common men dare to aspire

To be, to know, to be adjacent
Greatness most witty and patient
The Best Member Ciddie is announced
A prestige the great seven will pounce

Here we honor the greatest EoFFers of the past six months, men and women of intelligence, courage, resolve, and a high-brow sense of humor. Keep in mind, that addition to this title we must acknowledge and appreciate the greatness of all EoFFers, from the newbies to the oldbies, as they help keep these forums fresh, fun, and a remarkable place to chill out, chat with incredible people, talk about masterpieces of gaming, and just escape from the general ho-hum circles of our lives.

In a sense, EoFF serves as an escape. An escape from the routine of our jobs, school, and general business. These seven members are those who have made EoFF the friendly, welcoming, and jovial community it is today and has been for over a decade.

But enough about me attempting to be serious, here are the nominees...

Del Murder
Del Murder is a pretty incredible guy and one of the members synonymous with EoFF. His sense of humor is quick, sharp, and typically thought-provoking. He is also a big sweetheart who contributes significantly to the Eyes on Final Fantasy forums. We owe him a huge thanks for making EoFF what is today, both as an excellent administrator and friend.

fire_of_avalon
foa is a fantastic presence on EoFF. First off, she's hilarious. She contributes significantly to the forums by adding an intelligent and friendly spin to her posts. She serves as a big sister role to the forums, once serving as a Staff member. Needless to say, without foa EoFF would be a much, much, more unfriendly place. Also, she's a badass.

Jiro
Jiro is a nice guy who has a very jovial and likable presence, serving as a friend to many EoFFers. He is reliable and trustworthy, exhibiting an easygoing feeling through both the General and Final Fantasy forums. Jiro will just make you feel better when you need a buddy to cheer you up and just make you laugh and smile when you want it.

NorthernChaosGod
NCG is a riot and a half. He is such a hilarious fellow and never seizes to both amaze and entertain EoFF with his antics and tomfoolery. He's also a very nice guy as well, someone you want to hug and hang out with as well. It doesn't matter if he's sipping beer or repping your posts, NCG will keep you entertained and feeling extremely good about yourself.

Pike
Pike got me into MLP and Pike plays really awesome games. Pike is a total nerd but one of the sweetest and most intelligent people on the forums. She makes cool threads and gives a sense of color to the already eclectic forums at times. Pike just makes you feel good and you can't imagine EoFF without her.

Rantz Rantz Revolution
Rantz is another administrator, serving as a force of humor to EoFF. Rantz is a big poster, making fun posts and being very happy-go-lucky. I had a dream where EoFF didn't have him. I died and it wasn't very pleasant. :( Anyway, Rantz is a real positive force and he definitely makes EoFF a more enjoyable place for everyone.

ShlupQuack
I want my money back, Shlup. Anyway, Shlup is another iconic EoFFer, known for her excellent and witty psots, as well as a real sweet nature behind that facade. (Yes, it is merely a facade, she's really sweet wehn you get to know her...) Anyway, Shlup contributes significantly to EoFF with excellent threads and posts both serious and light-hearted alike.

So there you have it, the Super Seven. The Sexy Seven. The Stupendous Seven. EoFF's Best Member nominees! Thanks to all of you for making EoFF a better place. We love you!

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I got chills!

I.......uuhhhhh......:blush: I don't know what to say, guys. Thanks. what makes it special is because all the other guys are really good people.

1. Best Member
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Suspenseful, drawn-out revelation of the winner

Yeah right! You should know by now we don't get out of this one easily. Prepare for the...

Super
ultimate
suspenseful, drawn-out, overly-dramatic
Best Member REVELATION POSTS!!

Fantastic final speech, Laddy. I have so much love for everyone right now!

Oh god damnit.

I thought you were above this you darned Qu! :argh:

Remember, the voting worked differently for Best Member, so there will be a lot more votes cast. The top two members received over 40 votes each!

RSL's Left Sock - 1 vote

RSL's Hat - 2 votes

RSL - 3 votes

And there I was all ready to praise Qu for his newfound no-nonsense, BoB-free approach to the Ciddies :mad2:

Some traditions never die! I promise it will go quickly. If you all behave.

ShlupQuack - 20 votes

NorthernChaosGod - 24 votes

I don't know how to behave! *involuntarily knocks over a lamp*

Oh so this is still going on then? Just a query while you're not busy Award Qu. I was nominated for MLT Have Sex on the Moon. I was mentioned in the speech. But when it came time to revelations, no Jiro in sight. I demand a recount.

Anyway congrats to all the winners! I'm glad to see the Best Member curse has struck again, though you really should've given me Most Overrated gawsh.

Go go foaffles for the big one!

Rantz Rantz Revolution - 33 votes

Still alive: Del Murder, fire_of_avalon, Jiro, Pike

I think it is strange that RSL's sock and hat combined are almost as good as the big man himself.

What was that Award Qu? Still alive you say?

Pike - 35 votes

Del Murder, foa, and Jiro reach the Final Three...

oh man I have no idea how that youtube tag works :shobon: We'll just roll with it.

Noooo Pike!

No what is this how did I beat Pike. Even beating NCG is wrong. BEST MEMBER CURSE!!!

Jiro - 42 votes

A valliant effort from the Aussie, but not enough to win this time. It's down to Del Murder vs. fire_of_avalon!

For a moment I was like "oh wow everyone has so many votes it's like every member turned out to vote" and then I remembered that the voting was different this time. :exdee:

And there's the justice. Thank christ.

omgggg

Del Murder? Contending for Best Member? What is this, 2005? :colbert:

(SPOILER)My next post will reveal the winner.

My god, it's like BoB never really goes away! HE'S ALWAYS HERE

I'm happy either way because they're both deserving winners :)

What happened to my speech? :( Fine I will post it!

This is a speech for the losers. The nominees who didn’t make it, those who fell short of the finish line. You are still champions. While the Ciddies is not some glitzy and glamorous awards ceremony where the prestige of wining can catapult your career or the crushing defeat of losing end it, the Best Member Ciddie is still The Big One™.

Winning it can be likened to touching the stars for a brief moment – intense, quite painfully hot and sometimes lethal – just as it can be likened to winning an immaterial award for a popularity contest on a Final Fantasy fansite – shameful, disappointing and a little bit strange.

A victory can go one of two ways. It can be a recognition of services to the site in a variety of ways, most notable of which is kiss-assing and making people like you. High activity and high amounts of low-brow humour can contribute to this. In six months, at the next Ciddies, you’ll be up for nomination again. You’ll hang onto your title, and win a few more extras to boot as everyone deems you the new Psychotic, sweeping the Ciddies. Life is good man.

Alternatively, it can be the touch of death. You’ve reached your prime. Here, have a pat on the back as we shove you into the old folks’ home. You’ll be forgotten – not completely – but enough to ensure there’s a new kid on the block next time, a new favourite. A star. Winning the Best Member Ciddie is a signal to hang up your boots, retire from the spotlight and join Raistlin at the bitter oldbies table. You’ve done your time.

This speech is a message to the losers. A congratulations, in fact. You’ve dodged a bullet here. You haven’t won the Best Member Ciddie. You’re still popular, liked, perhaps even respected. People will nominate you for Ciddies and you will win some and lose some. But, at the very peak of the event, you miss out on Best Member and your continued existence is ensured.

Celebrate, friends, for it is here, in the Runners Up placings, that you have truly achieved the pinnacle of Eyes on Final Fantasy popularity. Relish in it. Embrace it. And hope next Ciddies is not the one where you kick the bucket.

But hey, it could be worse. You could win a Lifetime Achievement award. That’s less of a sign to retire and more a sign to die.

Here it is folks, the winner revealed!

fire_of_avalon - 47 votes
Del Murder - 1,000,045 votes

Making your winner...

Del Murder!!

Oh! Wait a minute! There was a vote count error of one million votes! The winner with 47 votes vs. 45 votes is actually...

fire_of_avalon!

Congrats foa! A winner is you! Enjoy this fabulous turkey dinner prize:
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ugh what in the smurf

I mean yay foa!

Thanks, Jiro. :stare:

Go FoA!

I can moderate myself Shlup just because foa is a better CK than me doesn't mean I'm useless :cry:

Another great speech from Jiro.

This was definitely foa's Ciddies! It was long overdue.

omg maybe I won in the predictions though! MAYBE. WHERE'S THE THREAD

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

What happened to my speech? :( Fine I will post it!

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I was going to post it after we knew who the losers were! But thanks for doing so!

Oh alright Qu, I will let you off your Townsian lengthening of this ceremony because of your reveal.

hell yeah megan strikes again! I nominated and voted you for this because you deserved it! You simply were the best!

Now less of this Eyes on Forgetting Females lark, missy. :colbert:

Congrats on your absolut domination of the Ciddies foa! And now I reclaim my rightful title of Second Best Member!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

I can moderate myself Shlup just because foa is a better CK than me doesn't mean I'm useless :cry:

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Sure, dear, sure.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Raistlin

Another great speech from Jiro.

This was definitely foa's Ciddies! It was long overdue.

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Yeah, most people peak much earlier in their membership. It'll be nice to have her finally join us has-beens.

something is terribly wrong. I. Uh. We're not Worthy!!!! - YouTube

Second place is just as bad as first place in this award. Time to retire papa Del. :)

This one's for you foa :aimkiss:

So since I've never won Best Member, despite being nominated for it like a dozen times, does that mean I'm still in my prime?

Congratulations foa for absolutely sweeping! xD You deserve each and every one of these awards. :heart:

Congrats also to all the winners I missed congratulating, and to all the nominees who didn't make it, for being thought of for the awards in the first place!

Thanks Award Qu for an excellent job :D I thoroughly enjoyed the new format!

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Jiro

Oh so this is still going on then? Just a query while you're not busy Award Qu. I was nominated for MLT Have Sex on the Moon. I was mentioned in the speech. But when it came time to revelations, no Jiro in sight. I demand a recount.

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You got a whopping 0 votes. My formula must have not picked you up because of that (I generated these posts using Excel). You may have been the only person in a category to get 0 votes actualy. Quite a feat!

I thought as much. It's not every day RSL beats you, but I can safely say I'm one of the few :monster:

Lol! Congrats! <3

Here's the final predictions tally:

Jiro - 23 correct
Psychotic - 22 correct
Jessweeee♪ - 21 correct
Raistlin - 21 correct
chionos - 18 correct

Congrats Jiro on your predictabilities!

Do I, uh... do I make a speech?

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Award Qu

Here's the final predictions tally:

Jiro - 23 correct
Psychotic - 22 correct
Jessweeee♪ - 21 correct
Raistlin - 21 correct
chionos - 18 correct

Congrats Jiro on your predictabilities!

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NOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo second place again!

Oh well at least I beat Raistlin :monster:

NO SMURFING WAY. WHAT IS THE RECORD AW YEAH MAN I AM THE WINNER smurf YOU ALL HAHAHAH PEW PEW PEW

Megan, best person, so happy. <3

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Do I, uh... do I make a speech?

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I sure as hell did when I won it. Speech! SPEECH!

I have been last every single predictions for years and now I am the winner how does this happen I'll tell you how this happens...


SCIENCE.

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Do I, uh... do I make a speech?

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I sure as hell did when I won it. Speech! SPEECH!

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SPEECH SPEECH

You already wrote like 30 speeches but DO ANOTHER ONE

Final tally now posted on the first post.

That's it for me folks. Congrats foa and everyone else on your Ciddies and Cookies!

All self-deprecating jokes aside I'm pretty shocked. I don't see anything I do around here as anything out of the ordinary. I post because I like you guys and some idiot out there saw to it that I yearned for external communication and learned me to forums.

Funnily enough the entire reason I'm here is a person who is out of my life but EoFF stayed. Because, and this is honesty, you guys are some of the best people I've met. I wouldn't be who I am in my personal life, let alone online, without the influence of EoFF. (And by that I mean I wouldn't know a lot of useless internet memes.) So for this, and all the other things you've given me, I well and truly thank you. I'm happy to count so many of you as my friends.

Thank you, Del Tony, for hosting a smashing Ciddies. It was great fun and I had a blast being a part of it all.

So, when is my statuette coming in the mail, then?

Jesus, that was the worst thank you speech ever. Guys, gimme a couple of days okay?

Long live FOAFFLES! (at least for 6 months)

BoB, give us a run down of who won what! :jess:

I want to know how many ciddiels Pikele won. She did well this time.

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That's it for me folks.

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Thank you for all your hard work in making these Ciddies something different and also great, too. :quina: :kiss:

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That's it for me folks.

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Thank you for all your hard work in making these Ciddies something different and also great, too. :quina: :kiss:

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I'm finally here and read through the posts that I have missed. Looks like my dominance for Best RM/FS is still intact. And congrats to foa for winning Best Member. I think it is well deserved. And congrats to Pike for winning 3 ciddies! And congrats to everyone else! Especially Award Qu for doing a great job.

That's not a bad speech foa! WE LOVE YOU

Am I the only one who keeps her Ciddies updates on her Wiki page? These pages are lame.

Except BoB's which is a freaking autobiography. I was just editing my page down because I thought seven sentences was too much, and BoB's got a novel. xD

Wiki is so underappreciated.

Ahaha, 23 predictions right is the lowest the winner's been for a long time. xD Congrats, Jiro, on finally breaking my streak! I think I was the highest predictor for three Ciddies in a row. I suppose I need to be good at something.

What else can I predict. I'm like a magician or something. I need to predict the outcome of a sporting match or something. TIME TO GAMBLE.

I demand the ciddie for most likely to start his own award ceremony with blackjack... and hookers :mad2:

Yay! Congrats to all the winners. Especially to foa! :jess:

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Good to see my NCG vote made such a difference.

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I appreciate the vote, bro. :brofist:

And I got another cookie. :monster:

Oh son of a... Carina and I will win best sig one of these years D:< Lets get out of here, babe.

((Congratulations to everyone who won this year and those speeches were all smurfing boss. Also I can't believe I didn't get beaten by RSL in the best oldbie catagory, thanks guize :'D ))

So, uh, thanks, guys. And congrats to all the other winners. :monster: