I think it's time I... partook? in this thread. :kakapo:
English pale ales go. Just had Marstons Double Drop and Wells Banana Bread. Now on a locally brewed honeyed ale. Woo!
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I think it's time I... partook? in this thread. :kakapo:
English pale ales go. Just had Marstons Double Drop and Wells Banana Bread. Now on a locally brewed honeyed ale. Woo!
So, maybe the gin is making me maudlin, but hell, Majken extended an olive branch quite a long time ago, so I guess it's my turn.
I just want to take a moment to say how awesome trout has been lately, and how pleased I am with those of you who are still with us.
Since discovering that EoFF isn't blocked at work anymore, I've had a blast here. You've all been more awesome than words can describe.
I've had some bad history here since my first time leaving. All of that has been undone this time around. You've all kicked a mountain of ass the size of the Death Star and for that I salute you.
If anyone left here thinks there are any residual hard feelings from the past, set that aside. Del Murder was the first to correct my old-time rage in Vana'diel, but the rest of you still remaining have followed suit. I might still be a bit cranky at 'Kishi and Shlup, but the former will never see this, the latter couldn't possibly care, and the rest of you are officially cool in my books.
I don't think language is a sufficient medium in which to describe how chuffed I am at how EoFF has evolved over the years. I may miss people like Melted Snowman and Chickencha, but you who have taken their places do them great honour.
Take a bow, EoFF. You have earned it. Slainte mhath!
DAWWWW drunk confession of love :3
Gin. Good man.
Drunken friendship is best friendship.
I've been here for quite some time... seemingly need to post more!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cloudane
You guys better believe I am drunk on a Wednesday night
hahahaha what did you drink a juice box or somethingQuote:
Originally Posted by Pike
pfft no I had like.... a whole bottle
I'm a lightweight okay
Why are we all not drunk with Pike!
tlakin to crushes on fb with beer in hand = WEDNESDAY NIGTH AW YEA
Little Pikelet is getting better...! :excited:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike
Don't qorry Pike, it seems as if I too am Getting to be a Lightweight.... no nevermind I am a monster at 162 lbs. At least thats what I thinkl.]
There will be booze tonight. Oh yes.
So full of vodka right now. I don't want to get out my chair because I fear I may fall and put a hole in the floor with my added alcohol weight or some such. I don't even know.
YES THIS IS DOG
I'm drunk, just like every friday night...and saturday night and any other night I drink. I love drinkin. Cos I'm a naughty girl.
I REQUIRE MORE VESPENE ALCOHOL!
>telling stories about how rude I was to ex girlfriends
>chatroom explodes in laughter
NO MORE ALCHOAHJL REQuired . sleep timesz
I just got back from a bar. Good times.
Unfortunately I could not drink a whole lot because I had a loooong day to end a looooong week. I need sleep.
Excuse me?Quote:
Originally Posted by laralist123
think I'm out, bloody thieves
Tonight...
Yo ho ho ho, I be reviving this thread with Sailor Jerry.
goddamn it sailor jerry's is amazing
work function at the hyatt + unlimited food and bar tab
feeling aaaaaawesome
I think it's super smurfing awesome that Pike made this thread....
Drink
Drank
Drunk
Hey. Hey. You are awesome.Quote:
Originally Posted by Sharty
Drunk? Remind me of that crazy drunkard that kissed me and I rewarded him with a Shoryuken and a flurry of Hyakuretsu Kyaku. I am still pissed at drunkards nowadays. :mad2:
Ah, the scalene triangle.
Ah, the Scalene Triangle
Ahhh, the Scalene Triangle.
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oh yes smurf me Scalene Triangle AHHH...
I am a little buzzed. A bit.
Welcome back to WHOOOOOOOOOO FARTED?! Also, the answer.
...
Wat............
I drink very little alcohol that isn't vodka - mixers optional.
I'm drunk enough to say that everyone who is currently alive... should be dead.
BUJURURURURURURURURURUR FUSHURURURURURURURURURURU.
I just had the same thought.
TOTORO? TOTORO TOTORO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
MAN THIS IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS REALLY BEING THERE
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Originally Posted by TigmafuzzTOTORO? TOTORO TOTORO!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Loony BoB
I DON'T KNOW WHY WE'RE TYPING IN CAPS! BUT BLAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jiro
I haven't been drunk in forever. :(
I've had few pints at the station due to inevitable train delays. The cause? Rain.
I am now sat checking the reflection of myself with my new glasses. I'm trying to decide which angle most makes me look like a pedophile.
I am Tee-Total, so I've never been drunk ever. This thread is clearly not for me!
So was HitlerQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Booooo.
Correlation, not causation?Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen BleysSo was HitlerQuote:
Originally Posted by Formalhaut
Booooo.
I was so drunk that I forgot about this thread. I'm not drunk anymore Y_Y
So far I have had two pints and almost finished one bottle of old golden 4.5 more litres of beer and a litre of rum downstairs, and we are gonna aim to finish as much as possible tonight so I think I will be back in here at some point. :)
aww yeah daney in the house
I should also point out that that 4.5 litre of beer is all mine, my soft lad friend has his own however much beer left as well. so yes :)
Drank a whole bottle of wine, now watching Avatar the Last Airbender with the bf, that Momo is the shiiiiiiiitttt
As my cat is now sitting in front of the computer screen :(
It's beer o'clock!
First up: Marston's Double Drop ale. Ahhhh, refreshing.
t-minus one hour and ten minutes until its time to buy a 40
Just got refreshed, and I am chilling in my apartment alone today since everyone else is busy with stuff.
I'll probably be in here later.
PARTY IN HERE! :kakapo:
Fullers Honey Dew... OPEN
gingingingingingingingingingingingingingin it's only 5:30pm i have a problem
Yes you do have a problem....
.....
... probably not enough alcohol to last the night D:
E: Where's this party? I've almost finished the delicious microbrewed ale from my own town, the third beer of the evening!
Oh trout I got drunk again
I had a couple of drinks after work and will be going out to a bar a bit later. I need a few more drinks after such a long week. I may or may not get trashed.
Pretty buzzed now. Beat Banjo-Kazooie for the first time an hour or so ago. Now I am just chilling. Probably going to get more drunk and play Pokemon or something.
Pikadrunk.
Clo is always drunk posting. Lol.
Had the Fullers Lancer, an orange liqueur and now on an aniseed liqueur. Life ist gut!
it turns out i type out lyrics in caps when i drink
Coming off my 5 hour energy still drunk.
I feel like a ghost will attack me.
shortysarah is both an enabler and a LEAVER
My coworker's dad made me like 5 whiskey sours in a very large mug. I wish I had more.
I might possibly get drunk a lot and have internet on my phone. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Coincidentally enough, I was killing time on EoFF last night while I walked to the store with my friends to get another bottle of wine.
PS. I am getting drunk again tonight.... in Toronto!
The inability to get home is really a bummer man. Drinking other peoples booze and missing drinks is an easy way to get a time!
Holy smurf when did I become an editor again
I'm going to assume that you're drunk and just forgot you've been an Editor again for a couple of weeks. :p
You're kind of my hero. I wish I was that tolerant of alcohol. Can't stand the stuff. :bigsmile:Quote:
Originally Posted by CloI might possibly get drunk a lot and have internet on my phone. :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Nikki
Coincidentally enough, I was killing time on EoFF last night while I walked to the store with my friends to get another bottle of wine.
PS. I am getting drunk again tonight.... in Toronto!
I'm posting here because i'm drunk. Don't rememebr how much I've had or what I've had.
We'll see if I can manage to even post in a few hours
guys last night was pretty smurfing sweet you don't even know.
So I ran into some attorneys I work with at a bar. The best part about being an unpaid intern is that the attorneys feel obligated to buy all of your drinks. smurf yes.
last night
i swallowed liquor and a lighter
and this morning i threw up fire
but it's nothing new
so
so so
so
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drunk i like boose
i dunno what u'm typing so drunk.
I've been up way too long for my liking, but I've had a bunch of alcohol and caffeine and that's always a plus in my book.
shouldve stopped many drinks before I did. how did I end up on my bed with no pants on? the world may never know.
lmao, Should've been me on Friday night, should never have gone to Oceania with the girl I met and her mates. Wound up doing champagne body shots off this girl and past that I don't remember much but based on the conversation we're having today, I did a little more than shots on this girl.
A different kind of shot on her belly, mirite mate?Quote:
Originally Posted by Iceglow
Spice Girls and Rum and curry and dancing mmmmmm!!!
You really are my soul mate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I can walk like an Egyptiaaannn
By Shorty's request (I can't believe I haven't told this story sixteen thousand times on EoFF, but searching "+bleys +catbox" turns up blank)
The first time I ever got drunk, I trusted my Aunt Patty to introduce me into the world of drinking.
The bitch fed me tequila.
She said "When you can't feel your lips anymore, that's how you know you're drunk." Exhaustive experience since then proves this statement is bulltrout, but that is what was said.
Five minutes later, I could still feel my lips, but standing up was the most fun I'd ever had in my life.
Ten minutes later, I pissed in the catbox.
The next morning, Patty thought she was upset, but you should have seen the looks the cat was giving me.
Additional highlights: I tried to eat my grad ring. Patty had a couple of her married friends over, and I couldn't tell which one was the girl. I believe I attempted to sing.
Daaaaang this wine.
It is 10pm. I have just finished watching Red Dwarf. I am drowning my sorrows by drinking premium strength lager.
I am traffic cone-hugging, pavement-licking kershnickered.
ohhhh you posted it in this thread. I got an email notification but looked in the other thread and it wasn't there so I thought it was deleted!Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
Tequila's a hell of a [strike]drug[/strike] liquor.
Tequila is brewed in the blackest bowels of Hell by Lucifer himself, out of Hitler's piss.
EDIT: wait, you got an email notification? You have a bot that crawls the forums looking for a mention of your own name? Vaaaaaaaain.
Although. I can't say no to shots of citrus patron.
You need better tequila.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen Bleys
TEQUILA IS AWESOME.
I LOVE YOU MORE AND MORE EACH DAY :love:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
HEY I'M DRUNK
I'M NOT SO DRUNK
AND WE ARE THE GAME DRUNKS
THE GAME IS PLAYING ITSELF SEPHEX
Tequila couldn't be more vile if it came from the Devil's anus. But that's never stopped me from simply taking Tequila shots straight with no salt or lemon/lime to demonstrate to my friends that they are all pussies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Salt and lemon do not improve the tequila at all. It makes it worse. Not having the extra added awful clearly knocks you down a peg. ;P
I had waaaay too much wine last night.
Try it with mixers, try a Tequila Sunrise then tell me you think Tequila is vile.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivi22Tequila couldn't be more vile if it came from the Devil's anus. But that's never stopped me from simply taking Tequila shots straight with no salt or lemon/lime to demonstrate to my friends that they are all pussies.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I thought I was playing the game. But it turns out, I've been using the wrong controller this whole time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
http://www.riazul.com/products.php
The silver is the best.
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GOD HAS COME TO REAP THE SINNERSQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldenbokoI thought I was playing the game. But it turns out, I've been using the wrong controller this whole time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
I like salt and lemon/lime. I have eaten all of these by themselves without batting an eye because they are awesome. I fail to see how adding awesome things to tequila would make it worse. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shauna
If you have to mix things that suck with things that don't in order to make the sucky thing palatable then all you've really done is cover up the awful or ruin the awesome depending on your life philosophy. Point is, even if you mix tequila, it still sucks. You just can't taste as much of the suck.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
I usually drink vodka, but when I have tequila, it's almost never mixed with anything. Crown Royal is good trout.
Druuuuunk.
I'm rambling to a friend with benefits about life and why does this feel so comforting gahhhhhh...
I didn't even drink half of what I have of this wine but LOLLLL HIIII ><
the other half may not be the best idea.
Finishing bottle of Prince Igor vodka..
good.
Nahhh it's all good. I GOT THIS.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
And gahhhhh, I'm like listening to "Cartoon Heroes" by Aqua for some reason and it reminded me of the Barbie Young version on DDR and it makes me wish I was still good at DDR. Maaaaaaaan. Now I'm semi out of shape and lazy. smurf.
i totally beat cartoon heroes on heavy mode once and then proceeded to suck air for a good solid four minutes afterwards.
It was such a fun chart. but tiring. @_@
you really had to save it for last to use that last bit of stamina. so many wasted quarters!
Hahaha, I did that often. I'd do a 7, then an 8 or easy 9, then finish off with a stamina-draining song.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jowy
And OMG my drunk grammar. >////<
Margaritas are way better, but Tequila Sunrises are pretty good too. Only reasonable way to drink tequila. :3Quote:
Originally Posted by Lockharted
Me last night.
~Snip by GB :P
I'm not a huge drinker anymore ever since I got alcohol poisoning (not fun!) but when I do I usually just go for ciders or cocktails. You know stuff that doesn't taste obviously alcoholic. One day my brain will cotton on to the fact that there's alcohol in that fruity stuff but - until then!
Oh and yes being an occassion drinker in a land populated by raging alcoholics has it's... ermm... moments.
Seriously?
That's horsepiss. Don't they get Keith's out there?
Keith's is the piss sir!
the bitter piss.
It would appear it will be necessary for us to engage in drunken fisticuffs.
:D
I was literally thinking the same thing
Should I wear an ice hockey jersey?
Where do you two live anyway?
I'm not the biggest Keiths fan anymore, but it does in a pinch and it's better than Labatt's. I've got agree that it's basically horse piss. I've taken a great liking to several varieties of Picaroon's of late though. Some of it I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole though, but that's true of any brewery.
Moncton, NB, but I still think of Halifax as home even though I only lived there for four years.
I am getting shmammered tonight.
You're about an hour and a half away and I'm only finding out now Bleys?
On topic: Drinking some Timber Hog right now, and plan to down it over some games of Starcraft 2.
I'm drunk on a Monday night, I might be a bad person. :(
I get drunk on Monday nights to keep being a good person :colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Clo
:D
I want to brew my own beer....... at least I did when I was drunk. What would you call your own beer?
Drunk and by myself on a Friday night wheeeeee. *forever alone*
Friday night. Drunk. Hanging out with girlfriend having a chill night. Watching online stuff. Playing some video games. GOOD TIMEZ.
Drunk on Eoff chat and Taco Bell is inbound!
:kakapo:
Yeaaaah, guess what I'm doing again. -________-
I'm bad. Lolololol.
But this sangria is goooood~ and it's fun doing online things intoxicated. As long as I don't like, idk destroy something. D:
:kakapo:
Man, I love that smiley. I wish I had as much attitude as it. Daaaaaamn
Nothing sobers you up quite like watching someone drive drunk in front of you.
P.S.- I wasn't the one driving, DON'T JUDGE ME!
P.P.S.- :kakapo: Pass it on!
I think every post should now include :kakapo:. I... can't.... look... away......
blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
gin, of course
This thread ain't dying on my watch. Because booze.
This goes here.
Jeff: heym dud yiu gyys known i saw wreck it ralpy today?
Jeff: woop woop
Jeff: WWOOOPP
Jeff: WEEEEOOOOO
Oh thanks! Glad you found this thread for me.
I linked you to it but apparently you were too drunk to see :frust:
I already am brewing my own beer. Or rather... I've already finished brewing my own beer, so now I'm doing it again. :greenie:Quote:
Originally Posted by jenovajunkie
I still haven't quite managed to come up with a name for the first one, but it's a 6% porter, and it's actually much better than most of the beers you'd find at your average bar here in sweden.
The second one is probably going to turn out as a 14%, brutal beer. The name I'm currently having in mind for it is "Nuclear Fusion", though we'll have to wait and see what kind of name will fit it once it's finished. It will take about another 8 months or so before it is though. :greenie:
I will probably start on a third beer by christmas - a lighter one that will be finished earlier. I can't just sit around and wait for 8 months before I start on another one after all.
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I ordered 6 shots for 4 people - 3 for 3 people and 3 for me.
Instead, the lot of them shuffled the shots in front of me.
So I announced that when my father was my age I was already alive, so I win @ life.
Then I downed them all. Happy early birthday~
Last night I drank with Phil.
He did not get drunk. I did.
We had a muscato with dinner last night. I drank 2.5 glasses and got a nosebleed. Alcohol is the devil.
Lol, lightweight.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Jowy and i regularly talk while intoxicated and compare notes.
ITS GRAND!
So after missing the thing on last wednesday due to having fallen asleep, I decided to have an absolutely mint friday night out. Went to the gym, got all pumped, had a nice dinner at home. So then my flatmates wanna play a little drinking game and I'm like "why not? The bro I'm meeting up with isn't gonna hit the bars until a least an hour from now."
3 hours later we're still drinking and completely smashed and I still haven't gotten anywhere. Didn't even take a shower after working out :|
Soooooooooooo...
I'm drunk and online and re-watching the magnificent Game of Thrones. Wheeee
I'm such a lightweight, guys. I only had like 3 shots of vodka and I'm tripping, mang. It's taking every effort to make this look grammatically correct and trout. DDDD:
Pitye, I :heart: you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pitye
The fancy movie theater in town had drink specials Friday night for the release of Twilight. I got a Vampire, gf got the Werewolf. They were red and green and delicious all over. Then we laughed at the teeny boppers as we walked into a mostly empty theater for Skyfall. It was a successful date night.
Stu walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet, machine guns ready to go
I haven't had a drink in like three months or something. I might pick something up this weekend.
peeeeeeer pressuuuuuure
what are you gonna get!
TEQUILA
Do not listen to her. Tequila will make you do things you will regret.
Not everyone is just waiting for an excuse to do stupid things, Shorty.
Tequila and/or vodka. do eeeeeet
Last night I was super drunk. So drunk I couldnt find this thread, so I gave up and watched the IT Crowd instead.
Do you know who you're talking to? I don't need an excuse to do stupid things.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tigmafuzz
TEQUILA OR NOTHING, PIKE.
Tequila is vile and you should be ashamed for suggesting it.
She should just have her girly drinks since she's Pike and only needs one anyway.
No wonder they kicked you out of Mexico.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
The only good things to drink in Mexico are the sodas and juices, pleb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyNo wonder they kicked you out of Mexico.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
When I went to Mexico, my host drank Tequila out this really smart looking bottle. He would also go out driving after drinking the Tequila.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGodThe only good things to drink in Mexico are the sodas and juices, pleb.Quote:
Originally Posted by Happy Noodle BoyNo wonder they kicked you out of Mexico.Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
He was a bit iffy, tbh.
Guys.
Guys..
Ginger beer mojito.
That is all.
[jiro]You've been here long enough to know that double posting is a cardinal sin - J[/jiro]
Buzzed off moscato and it's the middle of the day. WHAT THE HELLLL.
Just... had to get that out there lol :kakapo:
:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
Friend is over. We are drunk. Life is good.
Then prove me wrong. :doublecolbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by Pike:colbert:Quote:
Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod
So. At the bar. Belligerent Bastard Perry keeps trying to talk to me. BBP has been trying to pick a fight with me for 8 years. Should I let him get away with it?
Background: locals think I should give him latitude because his son was killed by a drunk driver. So was my biggest fan back when I was a real writer. Perry routinely loses his license for drunk driving.
Answer: No.
I had some vodka and mountain dew earlier today while I was writing cards. Some of them were done while I was slightly intoxicated. I might have written some interesting things. Just a heads up to anyone who gets a card from me!
*8 people get nude pix from pr00t*
If Jackie were still alive, he'd probably think I'm a trouthead. Does that change aught?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
I think if the fellow is asking for a fight, you ought to appease him! Does Jackie need to approve?
Jackie's hypothetical opinion matters to me because if I had a do-over of my life in which he lived, his opinion of me, arrived at as an adult, would matter to me bigtime. I never would have smurfed Raf over if Jackie had been alive and probably would have stayed staff until Sean sold EoFF to a known smurfhead
Would he support you picking a fight with this BBP person or not?
Dunno, it's BBP who constantly tried to pick a fight with me for 8 years and who disnae seem to be spoiling for a fight tonight for the first time ever
WWJD?
I have wine.
Smurf jesus, I'm a Taoist/ Buddhist/ atheist depending on context
The J was for Jackie and I thought you'd catch that. :colbert:
WWJD typically signifies Jesus, so his assumptions were valid.
Jackie was 7 or 8 when he died, so I don't know if he'd be forgiving or not.
My thought is SMURF PERRY because Perry didn't stop driving drunk after Rob died...but still, can a fan truly compare to a son, even when Jackie is the reason I don't write seriously? I' m not so sure
This story keeps making me sadder and sadder!
Just give him a sock to the nose and be quick about it.
You are starting to remind me of Saltheart Foamfollower.
I haven't the slightest idea of who you are referring to.
Joy is in the ears that hear, not in the mouth that speaks. We must have gay ears to defy Despite.
I'm not quite a giant but I accept your analogy.
The fact that you know that Foamfollower is a Giant makes your input more apposite
Your references are lost on me, but I'll keep playing.
See, if you wanted me to believe that, you shouldn't have given away the fact that you knew that was a Giantish platitude.
It seems you're on to me then!
wow suddenly a downer in here :/
It was thursday, all thursdays are suspect. Friday is for drinking!
yeah but smurf paying for a shrink, I'll just use the drunk thread
Is 2:30pm too early to start drinking and playing Morrowind? No? Okay good.
Good girl!
soooooooo smurfing shmammered
This statement depresses me when I think I've been in work for precisely 42 minutes...Quote:
Originally Posted by Shorty
headache from hell now augh, I'm gonna blame last night
Pike is growing up so well :')
Well there's only one thing for it
Which is getting drunk again :cuch: