wait my cell phones ringing
::FF prelude theme plays::
I'll be back
::gets lost in a dark part of the room::
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wait my cell phones ringing
::FF prelude theme plays::
I'll be back
::gets lost in a dark part of the room::
I have come to the conclusion that it can happen with the proper use of water, flour, a squirt gun, and unflavored gelatin, combined with well timed moaning. Thank-you.Quote:
Can males fake an orgasm? Discuss.
You might also need smoke and mirrors, too, but I think Del's right.
Peace
The Man
Thanks for getting that bit of information for all the guys out there having ... um.. diffuculties.Quote:
Originally posted by Del Bond
I have come to the conclusion that it can happen with the proper use of water, flour, a squirt gun, and unflavored gelatin, combined with well timed moaning. Thank-you.
Diffuculties indeed.
C&D, whenever you're ready to dance, I'll be waiting, unless some other lovely lady has shown up by then and swept me off my mortal feet. :)
Peace
The Man
*returns to dancing*
*turns partner around*
yea baby *thrusts hips*
*stands down* I'll wait for Bunny to come back now... she'd be pretty angry if she thought I was being promiscuous...
Once the Spam Queen gets here you're all doomed. Just fyi.
*Bonds his way over to the bar to get his third martini, shaken, not stirred*
I'm here to inform you that Chauntell is not feeling very well at the moment and will be taking a break. Will we see her later? Who knows. Let's all wish her well, though. *wishes her well*
*dances with himself, and rocks out*
Peace
The Man
Uhm..I g2g. I'll come back here later. *exits*
Believe me, I know Del and Calliope, and this prom thread will indeed be doomed... *gets plaque ready to hang outside*
Edit: I guess my dancing was a lil bit too hectic for C&D j/k. Wish her well for me, The Man :)
Really. And before I could pull off my best moves, too. Bah.
But no, it wasn't our dancing skills that made her feel unwell. Rest assured about that. ;)
Later, Starpulse. I guess we're without women now, since Ferenan and Tatum left tohave sex"dance" over in that corner. >=D
XD, yeah and I don't know where Bunny's gone. I heard the EoFF Sniper had his sights set on her... *goes off to look... gets shot by the foresaid Sniper*
Gee, the Sniper Sniper sure has been in that bathroom with Spatvark for a long time. I wonder what could possibly be going on.
Oh, OWA, I think it was Spatty that had his sights on Bunny. Wasn't it? Or maybethey're one and the same?
I'd go look myself, but I'm afraid of getting sniped too.
Peace
The Man
*gets back up*
Wow good thing I just happened in every way to have a auto life spell on me right before I got sniped but it didn't kick back in way after I died. *shifty eyes* What? It's not a last minute way to bring me back to life without a reason......Honest. *goes back to eating the spiked food cause I'm all alone* *wink wink* *hint hint*
This prom's losing steam. Let's liven it up a little.
I challenge The Man to a dance competition! The winner will be declared the Official EoFF Ladies Man. The loser will die a horrible, horrible death.
Only if "death" means "wounding." I happen to have a few more Phoenix Tails that I recently got off the black market.
Before I agree to compete, however, I also have one question that must be answered: How will the winner be determined?
Peace
The Man
This'll be good although if I was involved, I'd win >=D *Starts selling tickets*
The Spam Brigade Vs The "Upholder" (Pseudo-admin yay?) bah if you don't like them choose your own names.
Edit: I'll be a judge... since, I'm probably the only other active one here...
Ah go ahead and have your ladies man competition. Won't matter as I am the Ladies Dragon [/lame joke]
Ok I'll just go back in that corner and retrace my entire life second by second. *retraces life*
First person to drop loses! And....dies! Muahahaha.
You don't have to as long as you don't mind being called a
Wussy!
How about The Enforcer vs. The Man?
First person to drop "swoons." And no kicking (EDIT: or tripping) one's opponent. Add those two rules, and I'll play.
Peace
The Man
Agreed. As long as 'swoons' means 'dies and can never post again'. j/k.
Rules agreed to! Start up the music!
Must...help..buddy.
*enforces Del*
But wait... must help...other buddy.
*enforces The Man*
But wait can't help both buddies. Must figure compromise to not help both. Idea thought of. *kicks Del and The Man and runs like hell back to his corner*
I'm dancing. Oh yeah. Yeah, baby, yeah!
Edit: I have a spectacular sense of balance. *does not fall from Bahamut's kicks*
Peace
The Man
1K post *dances*
[commentator] This looks to be no easy dance folks; on one side we have the Enforcer, with his conniving schemes and woman attracting charisma he's a threat to anyone on the dance floor. On the other side we have The Man; one who will always abide by the rules but some mean dance-moves that he can pull out at any time. Who's gonna win? Were gonna see in just a little while.[/commentator]
*does the funky chicken*
Beat that!
Meh. *limbos that damn good*
Peace
The Man
*shoves the terrible dancing of The Man, and the Enforcer away* *break dances* *cabbage patches* *mash potato* *twist* *strange egyptian style dancing* *flex* *smooch* *spin* *michael jackson* *Tori Amos(don't ask)* *Punch *kick* *backflip* *sexy smile* *wins*
*über-moonwalk*
*sexy thrusts*
*wiggles hips*
*wins more*
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The Man
Always a thorn in my side, eh Darth Hermit?
*tangos, Bond-style*
*dances sexily, supported by these four lovely women*
*decimates Del Bond*
Hmm..I didn't think it would come to this. [playsong]Duel of the Fates[/playsong] *Pulls a lightsaber out of his fro, and abruptly stabs through Del Bond's heart, ending his miserable enforcer life* You don't know the power of Deforce! Only Del Murder can handle me now! *stalks off back to his corner, Darth Vader styley, and procedes to make out with Tatum*
I hear The Man can be a formidable adversary as well. He even harnesses *gasp* the power of the Black Rabite.
Watch your back, Ferenan. :evilking:
Peace
The Man
*Eyes turn into hearts*
Ferenan am my's hero.
Must...keep...dancing...with...lightsaber...through...chest.
Akk!!
*falls to one knee* *loses*
Akk!!
Et tu Hermie? Then fall, Bond!
*dies*
Does this mean I win?
It's funny how the EoFF Ladies' Man isn't actually dancing with any ladies... oh wait. *looks at the four lovely women surrounding him* Ooh yeah. :love:
*draws his own lightsaber and stabs Ferenan Obi-Wan style just for good measure, then sproings off with Tatum just because he can*
Peace
The Man
MASTER DEL!!!!
*pulls out lightbeam sword TM * Prepare to die you bad person you. *dual of the fates plays* *stands there akwardly waiting for you to finsh making out with Tatum*
Uhh are you gonna be done anythime soon? Or should we just do this like tomarrow or something? Or maybe I could just kill you now while you make out. Whichever works for you. *stands there whisteling*
Ah, screw it. I, Obi-Wan Manobi, am here to avenge Qui-Bond Jinn's death at the hands of you, Darth Hermit Maul. *stabs you, careful not to hurt Tatum in the process, and takes her when he leaves*
Tatum, wanna dance? :love: *gets slapped*
Damn.
Peace
The Man
Drat you. I wanted to defeat him in my cool beamsaberlightness sword of death. Well drat you. I really badon people that take my kills. *cuts The Man's arm off* There we're even.
Maybe I should become Lukeman Skywalker. Somehow, that doesn't have the same ring to it, though.
I had to exact my vengeance on the killer of my Dance Enforce partner, do you hear me? Now how am I going to wholeheartedly huggle my ladies with only one arm? Drat you!
Blarg. If Luke can get women to stay in love with him when he only has one arm, then I can get women to fall in love with me, the official EoFF Ladies' Man, with only one arm. I shall triumph!
Peace
The Man
*Somehow manages to revive Ferenan as if by Magic then grabs him by the arm and speeds out of here*
O.o" the revival powers were a one-time only, the user probably dies a short while later...[/drama]... just kidding.
Drat! He escapes! And now they're probably going tohave sextoo! [/jealousy]
Oh well. I'll get you yet, Darth Hermit! :exdee:
Peace
The Man
*Tranquilises The Man, Bahamut2000X, Ferenan and Del Bond (not that he needs it =P)*
Lets all get back to a normal prom shall we? *dances and falls over Dels head which is strangely ditached from his body*
*continues dancing like the ladies' man he apparently is*
Peace
The Man
*throws giant talking M&Ms at YOU*
*Recovers from tranqulizers* Where am I? Who am I? What are you? What am I? Who are you? Ah screw this amnesia. *eats the snack bar*
*is back*
Welcome back Del Murder! That Bond guy was something else, wasn't he?
*patiently awaits his date's arrival so they canspamdancespam together*
*is now the One-Armed Man. And apparently, is being bombarded by giant talking M&Ms*
Mm... Chauntell, you pretty thang, I really want to dance with you... :love:
Peace
The Man
Im back. Just finished my hangover, plus I dont smell like fish anymore. : ).
You killed my wife, didn't you?Quote:
Originally posted by The Man
*is now the One-Armed Man. And apparently, is being bombarded by giant talking M&Ms*
Sigh. Someone dance with me!!
Del: Bahamut2000X just sliced off my arm, hence my being the One-Armed Man. I had nothing to do with your wife's "death." In fact, I think she may still be alive -- look at your house.
And what are you doing at the prom waiting for a date who isn't your wife? Hm?
That's right.
Chef: All the women have gone, now that Tatum whisked her date away to safety and startedhaving sexmaking out with him.
Peace
The Man
Plus, I also cut ur face off The Man, if you forgot. Mr.Ugly ; )
Pah. *checks* No, my face is still all here. Sure you're not still drunk, Chef?
Peace
The Man
Nope. Im not drunk at all. Im absolutley fine :D
Your memory must be flawed then. My face is intact. That's what happens when you drink that much, I guess. Screws up your memory. :rolleyes2
Oh well. *goes on dancing*
Peace
The Man
*Requests to put on S Club 7* *WoOT* lol :D
Quote:
Originally posted by HalifaxChef
*Requests to put on S Club 7* *WoOT* lol :D
Don't make me hurt you!! ^_^
*agrees with Chauntell*
Blah. Iwannadancewithsomebody. *goes on listening to the Rolling Stones and dancing alone*
Peace
The Man
*Uses reverse Amnesia dust* *remembers everything*
Ah right. Man maybe I should of stuck with the amnesia. *waits in corner for someone to dance with him*
*DonT StOp MoVin To ThE S CluB BeAAAT*
*pulls out guitar and starts playing some sad songs*
... forget this
*puts on "some funky music, with disco style strobe lighting effects thanks to the (sober) HalifaxChef*
Aa, Aa, Aa, Aa, Staying Alive, Staying Ali *gets shot*
Bah. I liked the Bee Gees better than S Club 7.
Peace
The Man
*jumps back in*
Hm. You people STILL having fun?
Quote:
Originally posted by Nicolas
*jumps back in*
Hm. You people STILL having fun?
Heck yeah! O_o
*hears an echo*
This place is almost silent... oh well *dances while avoiding the sleeping people who havedrunkdanced themselves silly*
Seriously?! Darn it. I thought the fun died when I first came on. Darn. . . There go all my plans.
*drinks his spiked punch.*
chauntellthemanwantstodancewithyouandsodolotsofothereoffers
Did anyone else hear anything?
chauntellthemanwantstodancewithyouandsodolotsofothereoffers
I thought so.
Oh well. *ignores the voice*
Peace
The Man
Holy crap The Man you've got 1/10th of my post count in this one thread O_o err *continues dancing with self*
Hush, Mannie. You are trying to be "cool" now. That's wrong, especially when there are people like me. . . loners, and maybe a loser or two. :p
*shrug* I'm lonely too. :cry:
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The Man
*thirds that* Bunny said she'd be gone for a while... sure is a long while. Anyways I'm out; 4AM is late, even for a guy like me. *makes himself comfy on floor*
Quote:
Originally posted by One Winged Angel
Holy crap The Man you've got 1/10th of my post count in this one thread O_o err *continues dancing with self*
ditto.... almost.
Oh! Looks likes my post count is beating yours OWA, by 40 more or less?
I feel so happy for the people who are lonely. *wins?*
You're all in for it now.
*the Knight arrives, dressed in plated armor*
*is lonely because she chooses to be?*Quote:
Originally posted by TidaRalique
I feel so happy for the people who are lonely. *wins?*
[edit - Wow Del, that knight is pretty damn sexy!]
*Goes on knees, and asks C&D very politeley, will you dance with me?* *Smiles in a very nice way :D.*
Good, loneliness is the way to go. *spikes the punch plots*Quote:
Originally posted by Cute&Dangerous
*is lonely because she chooses to be?*
^_^ Only iff you're wearing your cooking uniform! I love man in uniform. hehe yeah er.. *fake dances with you*Quote:
Originally posted by HalifaxChef
*Goes on knees, and asks C&D very politeley, will you dance with me?* *Smiles in a very nice way :D.*
[edit - ooooo! Spiked punch! Way to go Tida]
I know, I'm too good.Quote:
Originally posted by Cute&Dangerous
Spiked punch! Way to go Tida
edits: okay, not that good, but hey it's good enough.
Of course you are!Quote:
Originally posted by TidaRalique
I know, I'm too good.
Here I am! You can start the prom now :D
:exdee: Pfft, Nicky, they started it over sixteen pages ago. :p
Want to dance?
Peace
The Man
This is starting to get boring. Not enough girls. *kicks randomdrunksleeping people.*
Man, I'm back from vacation, well actually got back a couple of hours ago, and I'm ready to get my groove on!
*dances with random people* So, anyone save a dance for me? ;)
I'm too cool to dance :D
(translation: I don't know how) :hat:
Hoorah!
*begins to party pez dispenser jedi knight style*
Hurray for Freakazoidberg!
yeah! new word!
Finally you show up! I've been waiting to ask you this all day...
CloudDragon, would you like to dance?
xD
*cough* The girls are coming! The girls are coming!
Since Nicky apparently doesn't know how to dance...
Steffy, do you want to dance with me?
Peace
TheOfficial EoFF Ladies'Man
Eh, well I'm going to decline for the moment because I have something else in mind... ^_~
*makes a run for the punch bowl*
*points to Tony* It's Murder on the dance floor!
Puns are funny :D
*loiters around not dancing*
Ooooooo, Del, I'm very flattered. *dances*
10 MINUTES LATER
Ouch, Del! You kept stepping on my d...er....feet! So, anyone else want to dance?
You don't know how to dance? Well, neither do I!
*dances like a crazy white boy around Nicky*
*continues to guzzle the spiked punch*
Mmmm. Puuuunch...
I'll dance with David, where-ever he is.
I would also like to take this oppertunity to marry someone. Where's Krissy when you need him? (heh... Joyee's not around)
*is not gay*
*sproings around with Tony* Zing!
Zing!
sproingedy!
Nobody else wants to dance with me? I feel sad *sniff* *sniff*
*Dances with....somebody*
Aww, poor Brandon. What do you say we help him out Nicky?
*starts hurling cans of spam at Brandon*
Oh so you DID come! You lier! hehe Looks like we aren't even anymore but you are the one the un-evened it... damn! My plans were ruined!Quote:
Originally posted by Musashius
I'll dance with David, where-ever he is.
I would also like to take this oppertunity to marry someone. Where's Krissy when you need him? (heh... Joyee's not around)
*is not gay*
*runs of bableing*
Lovely Spam! Wonderful Spam! *joins Tony in the spam throwing*
*randomly appears out of nowhere*
Hi. I'm here. I think. o_O
*dances with a blow-up doll as she just found out about this prom yesterday and couldn't be arsed to find a "real" date*
the prom?
*has no idea*
Well, I have no point being here...
*steals the food and runs off*
17 pages already? Pfft... *figured there would be spam everywhere* *brings out a machine gun and shoots everyone in sight*
:lovers: :shoot:
*spikes the punch with some spam*
Huh?
*continues drinking the spiked, spammed punch*
Scrummy...*hiccup*
Mwaha...ha...
Ally, it looks like I don't have a date either.
I've got an idea! You could be my date! :D
Well, maybe. Anyway, would you like to dance? ;)
Peace
The Man
ooh punch!
*glee* Someone wants to dance with me! Woo~!
*pops the blow-up doll and throws it at someone*
*dances*
Noo Nicky! That punch is spammed!
*wanders away drunkenly from the punch bowl*
Ooooh, look at all the pretty colors of spam!
(*hiccup*)
If someone gets married I'd be the priest. *evil grin* *throws corn flakes and popcorn and the black jelly-beans and M&Ms... and a dog*
edits: *refills punch bowl, spikes it twice.*
Marriage? We're not that drunk. Well, maybe Thorn is.
*sings*
there's no business like spam business like no business i know...
All the other things, I agree with... but dog throwing!? Throw cats. They land on their feet at least. ^_^Quote:
Originally posted by TidaRalique
If someone gets married I'd be the priest. *evil grin* *throws corn flakes and popcorn and the black jelly-beans and M&Ms... and a dog*
<The Man> *dances happily with Ally*
<cl_out|AWAY> <(^_^<) (>^_^)> <(^_^)>
Peace
The Man
Quiet everyone! Nicky's singing.
Go on dear.
*giggles*
Oooooh, singing!
*grabs a microphone*
(*hiccup*)
Then get that drunk!Quote:
Originally posted by Del Murder
Marriage? We're not that drunk. Well, maybe Thorn is.
Is this one of those times where I wake up the next day in a park with no pants on? Because I hate that.
quote:Best. Thread. Ever.
Originally posted by TidaRalique
Then get that drunk!
Oh, and when you finally do get that drunk, look at the Rabites in my sig. :evilking:
quote:I agree.
Originally posted by Del Murder
Is this one of those times where I wake up the next day in a park with no pants on? Because I hate that.
Peace
The Man
Okay, let's start some Karoke!
First female to finish the rest of this next song line may dance with me if you wish. Hell I'll dance with anyone anyway.
*Starts* "Picture yourself in a boat on a river, with...."
there's no business like spam business, like no business i know...everything about it is appealing, everything that we do love the most, nowhere could you get that happy feeling, when you are stealing, another post...
Tony dear, are you going to join in?
I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family...
spare him this life from this monstrousity...dingdingdingdingdingdingdingiding...easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
No! We will not let you go!
Let him go!
*hiccup*
Vershmilnut! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Vershmilnut! No! We will not let you go! Let him go!
Will not let you go, let him go, will not let you go, let me go oh oh oh, no no no no no no!
mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia let me go!
*drives her car onto the dance floor*
Back! Anyone left sober?
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia
Let me go!
*hiccup*
EDIT: Argh, I was beaten. *hiccup*
Beezlebub has a devil put aside for me
For me
For mee-*hiccup*-eeee~!
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for ME!!!!!!!
*rocks out*
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby
Can't do this to me baby
Just gotta get out
Just gotta get right out of here
*rocks out even more*
Queen rocks.
Peace
The Man
ARGH! THE WRITING ISN'T GREEN! YOU MUST BE DRUNK TOO!
I hope that park bench is a big one.
Aaargh. *hiccup* Everyone keeps stealing my line! *hiccup*
Ooh yeah, ooh yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me
Anyway the wind blows...
*finishes*
*hiccups*
Erm...And I saw her face....now I'm a...
That was easy but name the original band who originally sang that song.
Who wants to dance to AC/DC? Mwahahahahaha.
you don't win friends with sa-lad...i am evil ho-mer...we love monty burns-more...*starts conga line*
(and the band is THE MONKEES and they are great)
Conga like you mean it!
Fwee! Conga line! It's conga time! XD
*hiccups and sways drunkenly*
ah...for all the times for towns to not be here...*laughs evilly*
*congas*. i think that's a verb?
*hands you a glass of Vodka*Quote:
Originally posted by Thorn
Fwee! Conga line! It's conga time! XD
*hiccups and sways drunkenly*
I took a class on Vodka once. John Vodka, inventer of seismograph. Yep.
*congas with the pez knights*
I've got an idea: Let's have AC/DC with congas!
I'm on a HIGHWAY TO HELL!
Yes, AC/DC with congas sounds like a great idea. :exdee: *dances wholeheartedly*
Peace
The Man
*tried to focus on the glass of vodka*
What...*hiccup*...is it?
*drinks it all anyhoo*
Mwahahahahahahahahaaaa...
*gets in the conga line...sorta*
Tony, teach me!
*pokes Steph in the head just to see what happens*
*rocks out to AC/DC with The Man* Erm...I'm not homosexual or anything...just a whole hearted dance.
The Monkees ARE great.
Who's this..."All the leaves are brown, and the sky is grey"
Any takers for a dance?
Why, that's California Dreamin by The Mamas and The Papas...and now I'm singing that! botherations!
The Mamas and the Papas would be great with Congas too. Yop.
Or we could become mamas and papas while here.
*rocks out*
Peace
The Man
That's it! *hides*Quote:
Originally posted by The Man
Or we could become mamas and papas while here.
A lot of us seem just drunk enough to be that stupid, actually. :D
Peace
The Man
ARGH! THE RABITES HAVE GONE! THE RABITES HAVE GONE!
*sings* where have all the rabites gone? once so many, now there's none...
The Rabites are back in town!
The Rabites are back in town!
The Rabites are back in tow-ow-ow-ow-ow-own!
The Rabites are back in town!
The Rabites are back! The Rabites are back in town!
Peace
The Man
*teaches Nicky?*
So... many... bunnies! *fear*
hurray! i am learned in vodkaing! *vodkas*
*hands The Man over to Bubba*
Bubba is the jail's pimp. Bubba meet the Man, don't hurt him to bad.
Bubba, meet my rabites! That'll teach you a lesson!
*runs off*
Peace
The Man
*Sings and dances* "Yeah you! *points to Nicky* She'll be Spammin' ALL NIGHT LONG!"
Now THAT'S a tune.
This is not like the prom I remember.
YOU...SPAMMEDSHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG!
*acts all drunk-like whilst rocking out to conga-accompanied AC/DC*
Peace
The Man
Spammin' round the mountain?
I know Shlup, it's TEN TIMES BETTER!
*swipes some steel drums off somebody* LALALALALA!
It isn't!? I thought all proms were like this??Quote:
Originally posted by ShlupQuack
This is not like the prom I remember.
It's gettin' hot in herre/ so take off all ya clothes
*sings Nelly?*
*sings drunkenly*
Take me down, little Suzy, take me down
I know ya think yer the queen of the underground
Send me dead flowers every morning
Send me dead flowers by the mail
Send me dead flowers to my wedding
And I won't forget to put roses on your grave.
Who sang that? The first one who knows gets 100 Manly Points.
Peace
The Man
*Takes her hat off?*Quote:
Originally posted by TidaRalique
It's gettin' hot in herre/ so take off all ya clothes
*sings Nelly?*
^_^
*to del and nicky* Underneath your clothes!!!!!! There's a million Spams!
Quote:
takes her hat off
Holy! That was a good one. *has nothing to take off*
As I've said before, this is a prom, not an orgy.
The clothes can stay. Although I would like to see C&D without them for once. :rolleyes2
Peace
The Man
Tony! He's singing our song!
*looks under his clothes*
Eww, he's right. How'd they get there?
*comes back from not going anywhere*
Whoa what are we doing now? Hey girls are here? Yay. Any girls wanna dance with me? Pleeeese *looks and acts cool*:cool:
that's what you get for buying that spam t-shirt!
I would like to inform you all that Del Murder/Anthony DiMera from Days of our Lives is not available for further sex0ring on the account the he is....well, let's just keep that a secret....
Actually I delivered those to you last night remember silly?
Quote:
Originally posted by The Man
As I've said before, this is a prom, not an orgy.
The clothes can stay. Although I would like to see C&D without them for once. :rolleyes2
Peace
The Man
....
*annexes Del* ha!
yeessssss.... or NOT. I'll go with NOT.
Does that mean you own me now?
Not that I'm complaining...
quote:Well, of course I'd only want it if she were comfortable allowing me to see such a stunning sight. And it doesn't seem like she is, so fair enough. :)
Originally posted by TidaRalique
....
*keeps dancing tipsily*
Where the hell did Spatvark and the Sniper go?
Peace
The Man
Nicky, that looks and sounds a little too much like...*anals Del*...
Anyway, so C&D, you're NOT going with any clothes on, thats cool!
*Flirts with Bahamut2000X*
You haven't even bought me dinner yet, Brandy!Quote:
Originally posted by CloudDragon
...*anals Del*...
I dunno. I don't really like to think of people as things you can "own"...hm...
Oh, Spatvark doesn't want to come because that would result in a showdown between Del, my annexed prom date, and Spat, my fake sham goverment money scamming husband who neglected to ask me in the first place. There tends to be friction betwixt Snipers and Enforcers :D
Actually, me and Snipe were once an item. It's a vicious love triangle.
Oh. Nicky, I'd forgotten. That'd partially explain why Sniper and Spatty both disappeared then.
Still, they were here awhile ago... :confused:
And Del: That was a pretty violent love triangle. Sure it was really love?
Peace
The Man
I said girls *kicks cloud dragon and other random people* So there. Neh.Quote:
*Flirts with Bahamut2000X*
*is kicked*
Ow.
Peace
The Man
Whu-?
*comes out of her drunken stupor...a little bit at least*
What happened? Has anybody been shot yet?
*hiccup*
These are the days of our lives...
Love kills. Literaly.Quote:
Originally posted by The Man
That was a pretty violent love triangle. Sure it was really love?
*sighs*
:love:?
Indeed they are Nicky. *Theme music starts playing*
*A cameo of Tony appears with a Gun to the head of another character on the show named "Brandon"*
Whew...too many Days of our Lives characters in these forums.
Del, looks like you love me then!
*hands you a heiny?*Quote:
Originally posted by Thorn
Whu-?
*comes out of her drunken stupor...a little bit at least*
What happened? Has anybody been shot yet?
*hiccup*
*and water*
That's just cause you're drunk :D
What? What? Who's drunk? Wh-*hiccup*-ere?
Ooooh! Water...*drinks it*
That's Russian water Stef! *has learnt much on vodkaing*
Hmm, it appears that Thorn and The Man are thuroughly drunk. Let's say we get them married!
Tida?
I just had to do this. Del is so sexy, I had to post my feelings. Now post yours!
http://www.eyesonff.com/forums/attac...&postid=307423
What? Who's getting married? You mean, you are?
*points at Delly and hiccups*
Damn. Even when the girls are drunk and I'm sober I can't get one to like me. *sits back in corner depressed* I feel so unloved(used line by me 100 TIMES!:happybday although I needed to fix the banner meh)