Official EoFF Anniversary GENDER SWAP Thread!

OMG, I'm late...I hope not to late to be a part of the "festivities"...I asume that for the moment that I am still female...

What the?!? my names been changed!!

good :D cause i wanted to take part in the ol gender swap but i didnt know how to change my name or such :| gee i wonder who changed my name heh heh

just rmember to change it back when the days over i dont want to be a man forever its too hairy :p

Oh, and that's a boat I'd LOVE to ride.
:love:

Lovely red hair you've got Ifrit's Mistress. Who's your hairdresser.

Well Kandy... I've got a nice collection of erm... toys at my house. Care to come play?

Oh... well I dunoo...
I've never done anything of that sort before.
:whoa:

Lee left me all alone TT.TT

WAAAAAAAH! I WANNA MAN!!!!!

Hmmm..

*Adjusts breasts*
*Puts a tiny tank top on*
*Takes bra off*
*puts a little black mini-skirt on*

*Leans against a wall twirling hair in her fingers and sucking a lollypop and fluttering eyelids*

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Originally posted by Lokki-ru
*clings to Lee Za*

Oh it was so terrible..my nail broked right off! And and..you have a nice tight butt. ;D *pinches*

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*winks*

See ya later, baby. ;) *runs off to do manly stuff*

You're saying you've never wanted to EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY?

**Grabs you by the who-whats and drags you to her house.**

TT.TT

Err..See?! He left me!! >=O

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Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
You're saying you've never wanted to EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY?

**Grabs you by the who-whats and drags you to her house.**

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:whoa:

Now that was fun!

FINE, just leave me out. Like I'd care 'bout your "fun" things.

*sniff*

So, now that we've been relieved, do you want to go shoe-shopping?

*stares at Madame Linusia DePopo's breasts*

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So, now that we've been relieved, do you want to go shoe-shopping?

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Are you asking me?

*:D *

wow...its AMAZING! i can bend it in all sorts a ways....well sometimes! look at that look at it go! Weeee! its like a fountain of milk or something!

*baseball to the nads*


i see theres a downside to this area X_X

*slaps Kalen's manly ass* Ooooh. Muscular. ;D

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Originally posted by Kalen
*stares at Madame Linusia DePopo's breasts*

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Hmm, a chick looking at my boobs. Whatever you're into, darling!

**Takes Kalen into the back room.**

Oh Great What did i get myself into now? xD

*runs around in circles screaming "FIRE!!!!!!!!"*

Don't worry. Kalen will soon be a man! :D

I'll take her him to the back room later too. :joey:

Where are all teh manly men gone? TT.TT

*Starts checking out the chicks too*

Is this spam?

OOC:	Yes, it's legalized spam. But only for this occasion.

How come I haven't got my gender changed yet? Then again, how DO you make fighter a female :conf: ?

*is rather beefy*
I must say, there are some advantages to being a guy.
*flexes...things*
*looks at Madame Linusa dePoPo*
Well hello. Care to...get bizzahy? ;)

Chaos

=OOOOOOOOOOO~~~~~~~~~~~~

Oh so shecksay!!!

Gimme some beef, gimme gimme gimme! >=P~~

*Shakes her thang*

Lokki, look at Chaos? There's enough man for TEN women! I doubt I can handle him myself. Maybe you could join us.

**Guides Chaos into the back room.**

Watch what you're flexing there, Beef. *melts*

My name is already feminine! So there xD

You want beef? You got beef baybee!
*beefs you up good*
You like it roast? Or a bitta boiled?
I can do both. One thing I wont do is...ham it up. ;)

Chaos

I'll take it anyway you serve it, hotstuff. ;D~~

mm beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeef

I wants some beef!

I was gone for 1 1/2 hours only 7 pages....

Well I am back now....New Avi and sig too!!

Will you now.
Well, do you like your beef with sauce? Cos I got plenty of that.

C'mon gals, I got enough for you all. The beefmeister is in town and boy am I ready for you!

Sir Chaos of Beef. Sizzling non stop just for you (and you and you)

*strolls back in* ;)

Hm. Sir Chaos' beef looks quite appetizing :love:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

*grabs people from behind*

>_O


I go for half a day and this thread gets 500 posts, interesting.

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Originally posted by enano
*grabs people from behind*

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*screams* *slaps enano*

oooo look at ma manly self! im beckoning you....come to bed with me!:love:


had to search though 'yaoi' sites...hmmm some of the stuff...errrmmm is interesting :whoa:

beef with...sauce? hmmmm ive never had beef without sauce! :D

Hi Bob. ^_~

Ow... You did NOT just slap me!!! *scratches Shoykurla*

Claims the bed

Take me,
Bake me,
Any way you want me.
Im gunna be your man.

Cos I can be anything you want me to be baybees!
Well, this beef comes with sauce, and plenty of it. Im the sauciest bit of beef around.

Arnt I just sizzling?
*beefs up this board*

Chaos - Lord of Beef.

Oh. Erm, you wouldn't mind, would you? I'm finding this strangely thrilling. :giddy:

*eats Chaos' beef and sizzles with him* :love:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

I AM BACK. I AM LUNCH. EAT.

Eating my beef?
Well now then. No biting. xD
You can sizzle with me all you want, the more the merrier in fact! Come join in!

Sizzlin' Beef

since i am a man now...


I LIKE BIG BOOTY, ya? :D

so let us sing a complimentary song! all you guys sing it proud!


I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!


Baby got back!


I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *beep*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna role in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!

Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".

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So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hon
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't go
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waste is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back!

Little in the middle but she got much back!

That is like so like sexist. Like what-e-ver.

*returns*

I'm rather disappointed. None of the sexy ladies joined me for a nap. Hmmph.

You didn't ask meeeee~ ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

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Originally posted by Protina
Don't worry. Kalen will soon be a man! :D

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I was manly before any of you!

...Hey, Lokki-ru spanked me. :aimsurp:

I wanna ride you beefy, like a Rodeo cowgirl and You can be my big beefy bull. ;D~~

Edit: Damn right i did. I heard you like the kinky stuff. ;D

Wait, what the hell? I have competition now? Bah. Oh well.

*takes Erin to the corner o' fun* :joey:

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Originally posted by Allen
*returns*

I'm rather disappointed. None of the sexy ladies joined me for a nap. Hmmph.

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Nice shoes, wanna fork?

**Raises butt in the air.**

*jumps on Kalen's back* WooHoo!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Allen
*takes Erin to the corner o' fun* :joey:

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Oh yesh OH YESH ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Hi Chaos...Hi Allen:p

Why oh why isn't there a man for me *pouts*?

No thanks, Madame - I have plenty of forks at home. ;)

I'm feeling like a girl Squally today. *s3x0rz Lokki-ru* Man, those are nice muscles on you there.

*walks around in bikini*

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Originally posted by enano
*jumps on Kalen's back* WooHoo!!!!!!!!

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Hands off, Skank! >=O

*slaps and scratches*

*lays on the floor confused and unconcious*

Omfg im sooooo sorry TT.TT. *girlhugs Enena* I'm just on the wrong time of the month. >:'(

This place has become full of spam and I for one hate it.

Hi.

thats alright, It's not entirely your fault... being small means things hurt more... *stumbles*

I think its great....Lets us get it out of our system....Somtimes I crave a good spanking....I mean Spamming....

Since I can't seem to get any attention from the men, I think I will become a Lesbian.

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Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
Nice shoes, wanna fork?

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I never really understood why any sensible girl (or guy) would fall for that pickup line anyway. :rolleyes2

Betty, I think part of the problem is the utter lack of guys lately; the two who were in here seem to have wandered off. :mad: Plus I think it helps when you give them some indication they have a chance with you. 'Least I've noticed that. ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

I'd fall for it. Heck yeah I would.

Cause its funny and it shoes that they arent shy.

Yah there arent ver many "Guys" on right now...Sux doesn't it.

It shoes that they aren't shy? ;)

It also shows that they're pretty crude. :rolleyes2

Peace
Erin Brockovich

[q="Erin Brockovich"]I never really understood why any sensible girl (or guy) would fall for that pickup line anyway. [/q]

It's a compliment to your shopping abilities. Since shopping is the end-all be-all for us women, we hear it and immediatly give ourselves to the one who recognizes that in us.

Hey......I am a blonde Chick....(for the festivities anyways) I don't need to be able to spell. I can get by on my looks.

Yah but Crude is better than Shy....Especially in Guys...Not so much in Girls...But Girls who use that line know that NO Guy is gonna Turn down a good FORKING

Hm. You do have a point there, Betty. *reconsiders her reaction to the line* Why would a guy fall for it, tho'? I mean, with a certain other word replacing the word "fork."

Peace
Erin Brockovich

*goes to the bathroom to change*

Umm, guys are sex-fiends? That's why.

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Originally posted by Erin Brockovich
Why would a guy fall for it, tho'? I mean, with a certain other word replacing the word "fork."

Peace
Erin Brockovich

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Because they're a guy. ;D

Edit: *slaps Linusia*

OHH PLZ.....NOT MANY GUYS TURN DOWN SEX....GET OVER IT.....Possibly the best pick-up line a woman could use besides

I am Horney Lets go Do It!!

Hey, I am NOT a sex fiend. If I was, I'd be all over the prostitutes.

Yeah, true. Well, most guys are, anyway. *looks around teh thread* Wait, I guess all of them are, even if Allen claims not to be :p

*patpats Allen* you can sex fiend me anytime :love:

Peace
Erin Brockovich

I'd like to add that that line would work on me even more than the shoe one.

Whats love got to do with it, got to do with it? Whats love but a second hand emotion?

Where is that guy Cloud around here? I need to find him so I can annoy and flirt him at the same time.

Girls have a 100% success rate with the pickup line .... "hi".

~ teehee!

Hi Allen ;)

Peace
Erin Brockovich

Hm.

*notes that there aren't any other guys in the thread right now*

...Hmmmm.

So, like... *flex* How YOU doin'? :joey:

Hi. (hopes it works)

*swoons*

*Sits down* *waves at people all cute like*

Oh Allen, you big rugged man, you. Do you think you can handle All of us girls at the same time? ;D

Oh, I KNOW I can. Rawr.

Whered all the Other Men go? Damnit....The more the merrier...Hey theres still lotsa chicks...:love: and:love: Allen:love:

Hey, you're a guy, not a girl Tokki!

That's what I thought, too. But it used to be loki, not tokki. Very confusing. :whoa:

*strokes Allen* :love:

Oh you know Allen can easily pick me up with one hand... *smiles*

OOC:	Yep, that's Loki there, AerisDragon ;D

Allen... *strokes, swoons*

Peace
Erin Brockovich

I'm not Tokki, i'm Loki xD

Ooooh Allen, you're so rough and rugged, i can't handle it! *swoon*

With Lokki being a girl, I guess I'm turning lesbo then!

Good Idea!!

*stroked*
*enjoys muchly*

Heh heh. I like this. :D

Ooh, you saucy girl Aeris ;D But i guess i'm fine with that. >:P~~~

Sorry Lokki, but Allen is just SO hot and manly, I have to stay straight.

Stay back, you tramps. Allen is MINE. :mad2:

Allen is just too much... I can hardly control myself.

**Openly bi for the day.**

I'll take EVERYONE on, no matter the gender or age!

**sets mode +villagebicycle**

Oh, we'll see about that.
*twirls fingers though Allen's chest hair*

*Takes Linusia with her into a closet*

Let's do this then.

How fun!!! *takes a ride*

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Originally posted by Madame Linusia dePopo
**Openly bi for the day.**

I'll take EVERYONE on, no matter the gender or age!

**sets mode +villagebicycle**

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Sounds great. :D *strokes teh Linusia and teh Allen*

Edit: Eh, Protina beat me to it. No fair. :(

Peace
Erin Brockovich

*runs fingers through Allen's hair*

Yes.

Serves you right Erin. ^^

Hmph. Gotta go again. :mad2: It was so much fun stroking teh Allen too... :cry:

I'll be back though. Mwahaha.

Peace
Erin Brockovich

*nibbles on Allen's ear*
*will NOT be upstaged*