This is SMF's death thread, and it's looking super-kawaii!
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This is SMF's death thread, and it's looking super-kawaii!
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Poor SMFQuote:
Originally Posted by Blackmageboi
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
Yo
also magsnus martin deserves this day to be named after him !!!!!!!!!!!!!! uber spam!
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My train of thought de-railed.
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Originally Posted by Rye
HAWT!
ROFLMAO
Her little brother has caused a surge in posting not seen in months. *Thumbs up*
*sigh*
that was fun....
EVERYONE LINK THIS THREAD TO YOUR SIGNATURE AND SHOUT CAPTAIN PLANET
EARTH!
YOUR FACE WAS FUN!
WIND!
YOUR FACE IS A WHORE!
OMG! Mags'll be so proud. And I leave you guys for 10 mins, and this is what happens...
JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL THE MODS SEE THIS CRAP! YOU'LL GET IT! OH YES YOU WILL!Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
can someone explain to me who just LET THE SMELLIEST FART EVER? EWWWWWWW
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OMG THE PROTO IS A PR0N STAR! LOOK AT HIM WORK IT BABY WORK IT UNF UNF UNFQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I bet Rye did it.
I've been workin' on the railroad,
All the live long day.
I've been workin' on the railroad,
Just to pass the time away.
Don't you hear the whistle blowing?
Rise up so early in the morn.
Don't you hear the captain shouting
"Dinah, blow your horn?"
Dinah, won't you blow,
Dinah, won't you blow,
Dinah, won't you blow your horn?
Dinah, won't you blow,
Dinah, won't you blow,
Dinah, won't you blow your horn?
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah.
Someone's in the kitchen, I know.
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Strumming on the old banjo.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o-o-o-o.
Fee, fie, fiddle-e-i-o.
Strumming on the old banjo.
OOOOH, PROTO, CLOUD LIKES IT.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
15 PAGES IN TEN MINUTES
Well we are tryin to impress you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Social Moon Firesky
MY FACE IS AN EXPENSIVE WHORE!!!!!!!
Maybe I overdid it. :(
WTF!!!
No he wont. They will try to get him but "HIS WINGS ARE LIKE A SHEILD OF STEEL!" and they will have their plans foiled in a comedy fashion of some sorts.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
WQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
T
F
I agree. WTF were you thinking, "Psychotic"?
THE INTERWEBS GOING TO EXPLODE
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HE'S NOT HERE
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
Wow. :-/
Psy totally just owned this thread xD
:rolleyes2
I LOVE PSY AND 0TINEQuote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
Oh noes not the Intarwebs. Won't somebody please think of the children?Quote:
Originally Posted by Destai
What on earth do all of those big letters say?
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Originally Posted by Psychotic
YOUR MUM IS A BANJO!
quote pyRAMIDQuote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
QUOTES SELFQuote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
Psy wins!
CAPTAIN PLANET!! HE'S OUR HERO!! TAKING POLLUTION DOWN TO ZEROOOOOO!
I wish I had a DDR now
MY SHEILD WINGS OF STEEL PROTECT ME FROM EVEN THE LONGEST HARDEST RODS OF CIDS KNIGHT JUSTICE
yes
who wants to play truth or dare?
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Originally Posted by Azar
Psy is like my new hero! Can I call you Daddy?
Oh, they have hard rods? xDQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
Spare the rod spoil the Kyono.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
If you quote it enough times then the final boss of the internet comes and we have to fight him.
ZOMG USE MATERIAS!!!
RYE FARTED
LOLZ FAGQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
I prefer "Nancy", but sure.Quote:
Originally Posted by rcabronx
they have hotrods lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
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Originally Posted by Rye
good a new page. I couldn't take thosr letter anymore.
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Originally Posted by Rye
i will use my uber spam to kill all of them for youQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyono
WASSSSABI!Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
wanker. lol.
I'll PREFER you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
YAMENKOS BACK QUOCKY THROW A BLANKET ON THE THREAD.
azn. pride?
G2G BYE LOLZ!
I think we should all remember that SNOKABIBIODAUIYAVFUIVSOBSDIOAFO:ANSION LIKABIGBOIBDSIOGGODCOMPLEXNOFAVFKABFKOASHUBLASBLKANFJKLSANSEXPDGAPDAGADNOPDAGM:ADMG:KASGMPLASN:LANDJ BA:LDAN:LADN:DGM:DAKNJAN
OMGWTFBBQQuote:
Originally Posted by Destai
*points at nik0tine*
He did it
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CAPTAIN PLANET IS REALLY GEORGE BUSH HO NOES!!
These letters, you mean?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tama2
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Originally Posted by nik0tine
uh.......................oh. :eek:
I'm c-c-c-crying on the inside ;_______;
I broke the thread.
*hides behind a stack of anime magazines* :o
Not more large text!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol the letters made my computer momentarily freeze up lol
*throws self on the thread*
THE THREAD WILL ALSO BE PROTECTED BY MY HARD WINGS OF STEEL SHIELD OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT
hoobly doobly dooooooooooooooooo
This thread iz wack
MY COMPUTER IS MESSED UP
Sorry dudes, that text all over the place was me. :D
sorry my screen's not big enough to read that nik
WOW I FEEL SO AWFUL I MISSED ALL THIS SPAM. :(
*QUOTES*[/QUOTE]Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
QUOTES SELF[/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
WITCH CRAFT!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
my song skipped cuz of them there big lettahs
Mine too
I couldn't post with those huge letters there. Messed my browser up.
lol dudesQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
YOU BROKE THE INTERWEB, IM TELLING MOMQuote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
wtf psy.
Psy broke the internet. :(
Gosh Psy. Just screw everything up why doncha'?
Okay, so there is this little boy. His name is Johnny, Jimmy, Tim, Frank, it doesn't really matter. It could be ANYTHING. Hell, it could EVEN be Nate (or Jeffery)! But whatever, for simplicities sake we're calling him Johnny. So, little Johnny is a little boy. He's about 6, maybe seven years old. He could be eight. Maybe nine, or five, or four. Doesn't really matter too much, just realize that he's a young'un. Anyways, the really important thing to realize about Johnny is that he absolutely LOVES clowns. and when I say 'loves' I mean LOVES! He adores them! In fact, there is nothing in the world that he likes more than clowns. He loves thier zany hair, thier crazy costumes, he loves the unicycles, the tiny automobiles, that peculiar way they honk thier noses. He loves it all, and he does so with an unrivaled passion.
However, one must realize that Johnny comes from a poverty stricken family. Poor Johnny and his poor family live paycheck to paycheck, barely making it every month. In fact, they are SO poor that his family is literaly on every form of welfare and state benefeits possible. Hell, they don't even have to pay the rent, and they STILL can't make it! Yes, they are THAT poor! In fact, I'll have you know that this should NOT happen in America. The fact that people are so poor that they have to live in dire straights thier entire life... ugh, and then they are rejected from society! To hell with that! What ever happened to "Give me your tired, your poor, your hungry, etc. etc." huh?! huh?! Oh, well, I digress. This joke really doesn't have anything to do with the current state of affairs in america. Anyways, the point is, his family is super poor.
One day, the circus came to town, and, as one might expect, there were CLOWNS at the circus! And oh by gosh by gollie, Johnny was EXCITED! However, remember that Johnny is a pauper among paupers. But, his parents DO love him. They love him as an artist loves art, or as a musician loves music. He is thier sculpture, thier "David", created from the hands of thier very own sexual organs. Now, some of you may wonder how it is possible to sculpt a sculpture from a sex organ, but I assure you it is purely metaphorical. After all, when a man loves a woman, and she loves him in return.... Well, this is becoming unnecessarily graphic. The point here is that they cherish thier son more than they cherish the sun. (Or the Phoenix "Suns", or the D-Backs [but zoom smack! They DO love thier Diamond Backs!] ) So, after much deliberation, little Johnny's parents decide that it's time to stop squeezing the nickle 'till the buffalo s, and it's high time for them to purchase thier son (not to be confused with the "Phoenix Suns" or the "Sun" which resides in the centar of our solar system, providing us with the warmth we need to survive) So, they buy thier son a Circus ticket, and so, soon afterwards, Johnny is headed off to the circus!
So little Johnny is just a little boy. He's around 6, 7, maybe eight or nine years old. Hell he could be five, but it doesn't matter, what you need to realize is that he is young, and the world is a big place, and the circus is an even bigger place! When Johnny enters the circus, he is completely overwhelmed by the sheer massiveness of everything there. From the tightroap walker, to the sword swallower. From the fire breather to the strong man, to the lion tamer and the cannon fodder, it's all just so incredibly new and astounding to a young boy of 6, or 7, or 8, or 5, or 9, named Johnny.
So Johnny finally gets his ticket, and on that ticket there are many things. "Admission one" "30 dollars" "THE CIRCUS!", but most importantly, it says "Seat D7". So Johnny wanders over to seat D7 and he sits down. and he waits. and waits. and waits. and waits. and he waits. Johnny waits. and waits a little more. AND THEN! The show BEGINS! Johnny gets to see the tight roap walker, he gets to see the lion tamer, the fire breather and the sword swallower. He gets to see the cannon fodder and acrobats! He saw it all. Hell, he even saw Sigfried and Roy for god sakes!
And then, everything stops, and the lights dim. The spotlight quickly finds the ring master, who raises a microphone to his lips and says: "Ladies and gentlemen! Girls and boys! The main event is almost here! It's the event you've ALL been waiting for! Here come, THE CLOWNS!!!"
And he told no lie. On came the crazy lights, and out came the smoke, blanketing the ground like a specter from the past. And then, the music starts playing. Do do dododo DO do do do De do da da de do da da dum dum de dum do do dododo do do do de do da da de do da da dum dum dum!
And then, out came a small vehicle, and it did laps (rather quickly I might add) around the circus tent. It did one lap. It did two laps. It did three laps, and it did four laps. It did five, six, seven eight, nine and ten freaking laps! And then, the car made it's way to the middle of the tent, and out of the four doors on that car, one of them opened. Then another one opened. Then, the third door opened. By now, you should know that there is only one closed door left, and judging by the past three doors, one might infer that the fourth and final door will open as well. And it did. The fourth door opened, and out came a clown. And out came another clown. out came three clowns, four clowns, out came five and six clowns, out came seven eight nine ten eleven twleve thirteenfourteenfifteensixteenseventeeneighteennin eteen twenty clowns! And they did thier clown things. They did the flips, and the dances, and they honked thier noses in that peculiar way, and the rode unicycles and they did generally crazy things. They juggled, that's for damn sure. (After all, what kind of clown doesn't juggle?)
And finally, when it was all said and done, the clown leader grabs his microphone and says "Will the person in seat D7 please stand up?" and then Johnny thinks to himself... OH! THAT'S ME! OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY! OH BOY!!!! and so, he stands. And then the clown says "Hey look everybody, there's the donkeys ass, where's the rest of him!?!?"
And the circus explodes with laughter, and poor johnny is crushed. His hero, the clowns, have insulted him infront of an absurdly large number of people. And from that moment onward, Johnny decided that he will spend the rest of his life if he has to, just to come up with the perfect comeback to "Theres the donkeys ass, wheres the rest of him!?!?"
So Johnny goes through school, and he barely makes it. He gets low marks. He gets D's and F's. His best work are the C's he occasionally manages to pull off. He manages to graduate, but he doesn't have enough money for college. So, he decides that maybe "Clown College" is the thing for him. So he goes to clown college, and he learns to do all sorts of clown like things. He lears to do the dances, he learns to ride the unicycle, he learns to juggle, he learns to honk his nose in that peculiar way... he learns it all, and then some. But he doesn't come up with an acceptable comeback to "theres the donkeys ass, wheres the rest of him!?!?" So... he quits clown school and lives out his life going from minimum wage job to minimum wage job. He lives, much like his parents before him did, from paycheck to paycheck. And then, before he knew it, he was an old man. He could be in his late sixties, or seventies, or possibly eighties. But the exact age is relative. It doesn't REALLY matter. All that matters is that he is now an insanely old fossil.
And one day, he sees that the circus is coming to town, and that night he has a dream, whereupon he comes up with the perfect comeback to "theres the donkeys ass, wheres the rest of him!?!?" And so the next morning he promptly buys tickets to the circus, and very soon, he is on his way to see the show!
And so the day finally comes and Johnny arrives at the circus. But you must remember, Johnny is still a very, very small man. (Often times people shrink when they get excessively old.) And so he is quite overwhelmed by the gargantuan qualities of everything in the circus. He see's the tight roap walker, and the acrobats, and the strong man, and the lion tamer, and he sees the fire eater and the sword swallower. He see's it all, and he is genuinely amazed.
When Johnny had thus had his fill of amazement, he waltzed up to the ticketmeister, whereupon he recieved his ticket, which, among other things, read "Seat D7". And so Johnny finds D7 and he sits. and he waits for the show to start, and when it finally does, the crowed is in awe. They are in awe at the tightroap walker, and the fire eater, and the sword swallower. They are amazed by the tight roap walker and the cannon fodder and the strong man, as well as the lion tamer and the acrobats. Hell, the crowd went WILD when they got to see Sigfried and Roy. And then, the circus master gets up and the lights fade, and the spotlight quickly finds him, effectively illuminating him. He addresses the crowd with a friend "Hello" and then procedes to say: "Ladies and Gentlement, Girls and boys, this is the main event, it's the attraction you have ALL been waiting for!! Here come, THE CLOWNS!!!
And he told no lie. On came the crazy lights, and out came the smoke, blanketing the ground like a specter from the past. And then, the music starts playing. Do do dododo DO do do do De do da da de do da da dum dum de dum do do dododo do do do de do da da de do da da dum dum dum!
And then, out came a small vehicle, and it did laps (rather quickly I might add) around the circus tent. It did one lap. It did two laps. It did three laps, and it did four laps. It did five, six, seven eight, nine and ten freaking laps! And then, the car made it's way to the middle of the tent, and out of the four doors on that car, one of them opened. Then another one opened. Then, the third door opened. By now, you should know that there is only one closed door left, and judging by the past three doors, one might infer that the fourth and final door will open as well. And it did. The fourth door opened, and out came a clown. And out came another clown. out came three clowns, four clowns, out came five and six clowns, out came seven eight nine ten eleven twleve thirteenfourteenfifteensixteenseventeeneighteennin eteen twenty clowns! And they did thier clown things. They did the flips, and the dances, and they honked thier noses in that peculiar way, and the rode unicycles and they did generally crazy things. They juggled, that's for damn sure. (After all, what kind of clown doesn't juggle?)
And then, finally, the head clown stands up and says "Would the person in seat D7 please stand up?" This time, johnny was ready. He stood up, and the clown said "Hey look everybody! There's the donkeys ass, where's the rest of him!?!?"
In anger, johnny raised his middle finger, and shouted "smurf YOU CLOWNS! smurf YOU!!!"
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YEAH, smurf THAT KID!Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
OMGWTFBBQ
Never thought it possilbe. Did I turn dumb.Quote:
Originally Posted by omnitarian
Psy, you broke oFF xD
404'd
YOUR MOM IS HAWT
EVIL~ But I didn't see it :( I MISS ALL THE GOOD STUFF
This thread is REALLY ****** up
omg i really do look like misfit, don't I?. Oh, and my browser is still messed up.
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Thunder Cats, HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
brb guys. srsly. :O
You like old ladies?Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
Psy is still my Nancy!!!!
RUN YAMS IS ON!!!!
IT'S OK.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
Nik, you have my congratulations.
*congratulates*
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This is me :cool:
EoFF is now property of Psychotic
:roll:
I agree. I still like it though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hawkeye
Psy actually killed EoFF, He deserves infinate love <3
so much for my dreams off writing on a soontobeclosedthread :(
how the hell did this thread got so long? :confused: random
ZELDA IS CARTLON?
outta here 4 i get enforced! SMOOCHES!!!!!! like tote-ly tubular and rad man. RIGHT ON
Why thank you, Rubah!Quote:
Nik, you have my congratulations.
*congratulates*
Ah, I love the smell of spam in the morning.
haha rubah has 5-7-5
LOLZQuote:
ZELDA IS CARTLON?
NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE JUST SIT RIGHT THERE I'LL TELL YOU HOW I BECAME THE PRINCE OF A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR
Railroad eh?
Nice, pssy.
but psy
it's 6:11 pm
You should've seen my 1000 size rendition of I've been working on the railroad.
im hawt
(all the livelong day)
Did you know? JESUS IS DEAD
o_OQuote:
Nice, pssy.
no I shouldn't
she's hawt
I can't spam this thread now because the reply page is exploded. Thanks a lot, Psy. :redface:
It's not, Denmark. You silly American. It's midnight-ish. :rolleyes:.
I wonder what's gonna happen to us when we get found out
I made a little song here, and it goes.....
I hate You Guys
You guys are assholes
Especially the CK's
I hate them the most
Come on, you all know the words....
When will this end?
We still love youQuote:
I can't spam this thread now because the reply page is exploded. Thanks a lot, Psy. :o
Oh you kids.
reply page, omni? you poor person. quick reply owns your soul.
banned, of course.Quote:
I wonder what's gonna happen to us when we get found out
Holy THREAD GROW batman!!!
Last time I looked this had 30 replies, that was about 45 minutes ago :lol:
HI HAWT STUFF!
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YEP :pQuote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
EoFF is now property of Psychotic
Better?
Nobody knows yet?Quote:
banned, of course.
GEE PSY YOUR RED LETTERS BROKE MY BROWSER AND I HAD TO BURY IT IN THE YARD AND NOW IT SMELLS I HATE U.
hiQuote:
Originally Posted by Rye
We'll get temporarily banned, then unbanned in a day or two. :cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
oh ok nik
as long as we don't get raped
Quick Reply and the devil are in a custody battle over my soul. :cry:Quote:
Originally Posted by Denmark
Ruined. :( Chaos. Destruction. Oh, EoFF....*slits wrists*
Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
ERIK ESTRADA WILL SAEV US
What are the odds that the CK's genuinely haven't seen this yet?
(SPOILER)SPAM!!!!!
Oooh, raped by eestlinc.
I think they're just lazy.
Hi.
SPAM!
lol size 100,000.
everyone should use quick reply
it's the only way we can fight terrorism
Good. I tihnk.Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
WE KNOW!!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by gibbi8
10053452:1Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
Hmm... how much longer till the server goes down?
*goes mad*
[SIZE=.00001]CAN YOU READ THIS GUYS?!?!?![/SIZE]
PSY :D
lol
OMFG
A EOFF mass sucide
Ill start * dies*
lol she posted a weiner...Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
lol wanker
tee hee
How much do you wanna bet?Quote:
Originally Posted by nik0tine
AND WTF PSY
Okay, this is lame. Why hasn't this been archived yet?!
PSYCHOTIC SUCKS! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
yayz
Who likes pina coladas?
It makes finding quick reply a fun little hunt!
Psy, seriously xDD that text will destroy us all! YOU MANICAL MADMAN YOU
1-800-947-AUTO
OMFASM
like an easter egg hunt
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rye
NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS!
Wow... Utter Spammage... :love:
The only thing we're missing is Raistlin. And a coke.
My DDR Fat Kid is like the shinra. :(
WTF THIS CONTINUES?