Tifa gets in bed with him
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Tifa gets in bed with him
then cloud came into the room.
....Weaponless... so he took a stick of celery and a chicken drumstick from a nearby fridge and prepared himself for the toughest battle of his life....
And Cloud is so scared that he wet himself! :D
Tifa saw it and laughed to her death.....
Vincent and Cloud decided to cook her along with the celery and chicken drumstick....
and they lived Angrily (Though it WAS the tastiest meal they ever had) ever after!! Woohoo!
Until Cloud got jealous that Vincent get to be the star in DOC, so he stole Vincent's underwear and wore it on his head....
vincent then died laughing then cloud declared himself ruler of the universe.with his sword replaced by celery and his crown a pair of vincents underpants he was somewhat invincible.
Until Barret came along...
and married Cloud. Barret abused Cloud everyday until he commit sucide and Barret became the new ruler of the universe....
zellv2 found a new weapon to kill everyone but it back fired on him and also took cloud with it
but i came in and used my soul reaver sword to reverse the process and destroy the weapon. then i stabbed zellv2 with my sword and reaved his soul. mwahahaha!!!! then i legged and blew up the evidence and to this day i remain unfound.
But, eventually The Angel of Death (AKA ME!) found BotD and touched him and died!
zellv2 soul was trapped so he went into boys bodie and re created the weapon
while all this was happening.. on a distant island a Reno and Rude were sitting back, taking in the atmosphere while planning to take over the world.. ;)
but fourtuneately the one blue angel killed was BotD(boys of the dwarf.) and i was never found by anyone ever again until i cam out from hiding and became the new leader of the turks. i ran into midgar and killed cloud and stormed the shinra building and now the turks rule midgar.
Having noticed my spelling mistake, I killed BftD (Hahaha, I got u now!!!) and then I killed Zellv2 as well. I let Reno and Rude live, cuz they helped me find BftD and Zellv2. (My name is BELLA!!!! Not Blue Angel!!!!!)
Cloud awoke...it was all a dream.
"Man, that was surreal." he said to himself in a daze.
He then got up out of bed, and headed towards his bathroom for a pisss, whilst humming the Imperial March them tune. After he shook off his penis, he washed his hands, open his accessory cupboard, and took out the shaving foam. Applying it to his face in an anti-clockwise motion. He then removed the disposable razor from it's packaging, and proceeded to shave neatly and effectivley. Once finished, he swilled himself off, dried his face in the towel hanging and his right, and exited the bathroom, and went to the kitchen to prepare himself breakfast, where then a knock was heared on the door.
*Knock*
He opened the door, and standing there was...
a very blushing sephiroth! cloud was about to draw his sword when sephiroth said "peace. umm. cloud. errr ya know erm." then the second before cloud cut sephiroths head in half sephiroth said and help out flowers and a ring saying"will you marry me. argh!!!" then sephiroth died by cloud hitting him over then head with his sword.then tifa came in and said"that bastard. trying to steal you eh? you did the right thing." then tifa kissed cloud and nicked sephiroths rings and flowers and said."cloud will you marry me"...
Cloud happily agreed...
So Cloud and Tifa got married and gave birth a chocobo....
and they named it wark.
wark transformed into the legendary chocobo weapon.
and have a legendary showdown with the legendary Cheese Weapon...
And Reno and Rude who were on a deserted island at that time, accidentally created a Turk Weapon, which wielded fearsome power... possibly enough to take down both the chocobo weapon and the cheese weapon...
So the legendary Turk Weapon met the legendary Chocobo Weapon and legendary Cheese Weapon and have a legendary tea session together talking about how great it is to be legendary...
And this went down into the legendary book of legendary happenings in the Legendary School of Magic, Hogwarts...
Which got blown up by terrorists 497 years later
but seems as chocobo weapon was clouds son he froze cloud and everyone in time then they woke up 497 years after they were frozen. chocobo weapon, cheese weapon and cloud and c.o went to finally destroy the turk weapon who had become king of the world.
So they killed everyone they could see then Cloud accidentally killed an old lady....
Cloud cried while eating the remants of the old lady....
the old lady turned out to be jenova in human form
And now Cloud was happy! (Cuz he didn't have to fight Jenova anymore!)
everyone forgot about zellv2 so he used the weapon to re creat jenova fused with himself immune to the soul reaver lol
zack comes out and meets cloud killing him so that he can have his buster sword back....
But the buster sword grew wings and flew away...
so zack sprinkled pixie dust on himself and flew towards the buster sword...
But he encountered Ultimate Weapon while flying.....
ultimate weapon grabbed zacks hand, they both floated to the ground and started prancing along the yellow brick road....
But a flower vase dropped from the sky and smashed Zack's head....
as he fell, zack pulled ultimate weapon into a crater full of steaming lava....
Ultimate Weapon opened his mouth and drink all the lava....
the lava proceeded past his esophagus, melting away ultimate weapon's throat....
Ultimate Weapon cried in pain and wished for Santa to come save him....
then santa came and jumped down ultima weapons throat but burned to hell.
then sephiroth sreamed "NNNNOOO SANTA DON'T DIE!!!"
:mog:
...so he desided not too...eventually it ended up in Cloud and Santa smokin some joints(loco weed). After gettin baked and exploring the nice graphics....cloud realised that he had never noticed how good the railroad song is("holding my thoughts close to my heart")....ooooo :D Then Santa said "hoo hoo hoo" and 3 nice biaches(Aerith, Tifa and Yuffie) came over and partEy'd with the overworld creatures....then....stoned as they was, cloud decided to:
destroy all infidels for no reason.
but then he decided not to and santa and cloud went to a night club.
where jenova the gender confused uhh "thing" had a job.
.. of eating blond-haired people...
Santa wentb back to n pole then Cloud killed himself which I dont know why...
...so santa came back and tried to revive cloud but suddenly cheese weapon came and....
farted
destroying all the
people but Santa
survived the fart and got his angry kickass elves to...
pick their noses and throw the bogey at Cheese
bake banana and cheese Cakes, which he would later fashion into human figures, capable of...
weapon. the bogies were so disgusting that theyQuote:
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destroyed the entire universe
then made a new one with exactly the same people but bogies rule the world.
then sephiroth was mad at boggie so he joined could and co. and they all want after boggie
Cloud found a moogle :mog: , made him some brownies full of loco weed! forced :mog: to eat it and and watched it;
the moogle said. "your a dick." then ran off to join the bogies.on the way to fight the bogie weapon, king of all bogies sephiroth met his brother, his brother was called sabermoboff. they made there way to the entrance of the bogie castle
then the boogie king said...
"moogle make them bleed." then sephiroths brother . sabermoboff cut moogle in half then they went to attack the bogie emporor.
edit: then barret said "the threads dying cloud!" then cloud said "never!!!" then he cut the bogie emporor up and then went to midgar to...
beat the heck out of Reno
Suddenly, Sephiroth came forth and destroyed all these nuances, including "Cheese Weapon." Then inside Sephiroth's mind, he battled Santa and beat him because it was in his mind and it was a scripted battle.
cloud said. "oh no looks like ill have to deliver the presents!" tehn he got flying chcobos and attached it to his sleigh then stole santas sack and went flying around giving the kids...
giant balls of mako energy
the kid ate the mako and turned into...
aeris....
then sephiroth and sabermoboff stabbed them all then went to
OMG!! The story is not over yet????
kill the...
Aeris.
who was really not THE AERIS but in fact an Aeris Clone
Then the Aeris clone went on looking for cloud.:D
hoping to get in bed with him.
She wanted to "Rip it"...
She found Cloud then.................
cloud did a
cartwheel
into a
pit of darkness.
in the pit of darkness he met
the chocobo sage
who gave him a silver chocobo to take him to the
to the white materia and use it to end anything dark in the world.
Then.. he went to meet with aeris and.....
farted
then cloud was embarrased and blushed so hard he set aeris on fire. aeris died. then sephiroth came and said
dumbass
and attacked cloud woth his pointy sword. cloud
pissed in his pants.
and said please dont kill me great and powerful leader, then he
begged for mercy at the feet of sephiroth which were so smelly that cloud
spit on his feet..
but sephy knew what he was about to do so he
slaped Cloud around! so cloud
screamed like a girl and spun round and round and round and round and round... :kaodizzy:
untill sephy got board and..
took the black materia and summoned meteor again
and arith rolled over in her grave, her vey watery grave
Cloud used a phoenix down on Aeris and *whoosh* she arose from her grave, as a brain-sucking, flesh eating corpse... Aack!!:eek:
Then we all died the end...............or is it the end??
then zombie versions of everyone on the world woke up. meteor was in the sky so they all
died the end.
then they all woke up as ghosts and
Ate peoples souls
and vaporized in the end.
the vapour made huge new world with exactly the same people and places except it was ruled by carrots
so they ate the carrots
But the Giant Jumping came and took the carrots before they can eat them.:D
So cloud wondered why every time the story ended it kept going by an ironic twist of fate
He heard a mysterious voice spoke to him.
Voice: "...so you have realized..."
Cloud: "Realized what?"
Voice: "...what's happening right now..."
Cloud: "I... I do not... I do not know..."
Voice: "Ohhh... Hmm... Question! Why exactly did you come here?"
Cloud: "I... I wish to be forgiven... Yes... I want to be forgiven..."
Voice: *giggles*" ~by whom?"
And Cloud faces the direction of the voice but no one is there...
(Note: some parts are an exerpt from the FFVIIAC lines)
He lookd down there was a lepracaun with a pot of gold
So he pointed the sword at him at said, "drop the cash buddy!"
the le0pracaun killed him da end.
but the leprechaun realized he was gay and revived cloud using Life2. :lol:
then he made love w3ith cloud and had midget children.just joking he killed cloud.
Eww!!! :barf:
Gross!!! :barf:
That's disgusting!!! :barf:
THE END.
LOL !
The end already?
Aww... Drats... :grumble:
lets start over. someone make a new story starter.
The blinding light from the destruction of Meteor could be seen far away to the town of Cosmo Canyon. Most of the structures in the city of Midgar had been completly destroyed together with its inhabitants. Only a few of the city's inhabitants had escaped to the nearby slums and outer reaches of the once great and magnificent city. Greenish vapour still clouded the city, slowly blowing towards a region where many of the survivors had taken refuge...
they decided to build neo midgar in the marsh near the chocobo farm in the marshes but the midgar zolom was in the way they sent coud and c.o. tand the turks to defeat it. but when they got there a man in black was riding the zolom. it was kadaj:eek:...
ok, now someone write in the script of advent children
advent children is part of FF7 so we may as well use characters from FF7, FF7,DC,AC,LO e.c.t/