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12-22-2005, 06:36 PM
Tasura

It appears I have missed alot in my absence, but somethings will end, like the lives of traitors.
12-22-2005, 06:36 PM
Psychotic

So PiP left us because Bladen is lame, and now Bladen has left us too, and Hsu and CTL have taken over in a coup-dethingy. But I think I can top all that:

I'm pregnant with eestlinc's baby.

Toodles!
12-22-2005, 06:38 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainecloud

Excellent. I'm sure our secret drug/whore smuggling ring will go unnoticed by you fine people.

As will ours by you, I hope? Not that we have any. :) But we can work out a trade at the black market Thursdays. Good barter, good barter. And so, chica. ;)
12-22-2005, 06:41 PM
Rainecloud

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resha

As will ours by you, I hope? Not that we have any. :) But we can work out a trade at the black market Thursdays. Good barter, good barter. And so, chica. ;)

Sounds like an excellent arrangement. We'll meet behind the old beer factory every Thursday at 1:00pm sharp and do some swapsies with our hoesies.
12-22-2005, 06:42 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

So PiP left us because Bladen is lame, and now Bladen has left us too, and Hsu and CTL have taken over in a coup-dethingy. But I think I can top all that:

I'm pregnant with eestlinc's baby.

Toodles!

You know it's Dan love I wish for.
12-22-2005, 06:43 PM
Old Manus

http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/news...eet-island.jpg
12-22-2005, 06:43 PM
Psychotic

Oh, sorry, I just ignored all your posts and looked at your sig. I do that with most people on EoFF, and it makes it much more enjoyable!
12-22-2005, 06:45 PM
Primus Inter Pares

It does, I know.
12-22-2005, 06:45 PM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

So PiP left us because Bladen is lame, and now Bladen has left us too, and Hsu and CTL have taken over in a coup-dethingy. But I think I can top all that:

I'm pregnant with eestlinc's baby.

Toodles!

LOVE CHILD! NEVER QUITE AS GOOD! AFRAID, ASHAMED, MISUNDERSTOOOOOOD~
12-22-2005, 06:47 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainecloud

Sounds like an excellent arrangement. We'll meet behind the old beer factory every Thursday at 1:00pm sharp and do some swapsies with our hoesies.

Done, m'good man. Although I have qualms on human trafficking myself, prostitutes like PiP sell for prices so high it would be a sin not to trade them off. And don't forget the "you know what".
12-22-2005, 06:49 PM
Rainecloud

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resha

Done, m'good man. Although I have qualms on human trafficking myself, prostitutes like PiP sell for prices so high it would be a sin not to trade them off. And don't forget the "you know what".

No problem. I'll leave the Starburst Candies in the burnt out Mercedes.

:thumb:
12-22-2005, 06:51 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainecloud

No problem. I'll leave the Starburst Candies in the burnt out Mercedes.

:thumb:

Make sure you come alone! >=0 We can't be too careful these days. :|
12-22-2005, 06:53 PM
WarZidane

*lurks around the burnt out mercedes to intercept*
12-22-2005, 06:53 PM
Rainecloud

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resha

Make sure you come alone! >=0 We can't be too careful these days. :|

Bloody hell. By "Starburst Candies", I obviously meant "Mind altering substances".

Sheesh. *slaps head*
12-22-2005, 07:08 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainecloud

Bloody hell. By "Starburst Candies", I obviously meant "Mind altering substances".

Sheesh. *slaps head*

I knew what you meant...obviously, I received your message in code. But now all the gangs know! They will try and lynch us. :whimper: But by 'mind altering substances' you do not mean Class A drugs and you do mean mushrooms. Kapish?
12-22-2005, 07:09 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

*lurks around the burnt out mercedes to intercept*

The burnt out Merc is covered in a fine layer of cat urine, WarTurkey. Enjoy, won't you? :)
12-22-2005, 07:09 PM
Rainecloud

Quote:

Originally Posted by Resha

I knew what you meant...obviously, I received your message in code. But now all the gangs know! They will try and lynch us. :whimper: But by 'mind altering substances' you do not mean Class A drugs and you do mean mushrooms. Kapish?

I was merely referring to that one legged cactus over there.

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

Eh? Eh?
12-22-2005, 07:11 PM
Old Manus

Thanks for discussing this in public
12-22-2005, 07:12 PM
SummonerYuna

So...? What else do we have to do??
12-22-2005, 07:13 PM
Tasura

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummonerYuna

So...? What else do we have to do??

Kill traitors and till kraitors.
12-22-2005, 07:15 PM
Resha

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rainecloud

I was merely referring to that one legged cactus over there.

*nudge nudge, wink wink*

Eh? Eh?

:laugh: Oh, you sly puss you. Yes, of course. *nudge nudge nudge wink wink BACK* One legged cactus. xD What a cover.
12-22-2005, 07:15 PM
SummonerYuna

And who are the traitors??
12-22-2005, 07:21 PM
Tasura

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummonerYuna

And who are the traitors??

The people who have left The Judges
12-22-2005, 07:21 PM
Madonna

The traitors are: Bladen, Turks, and PiP. All need to die a painful death or lifelong imprisonment with no food. :|

Also, we need to discuss our business operations as in how we make illicit profits. As Judges, we need to have a higher moral standard than the rest of the scum of the streets.
12-22-2005, 07:28 PM
Shoden

I killed 2 Turks how is that betraying?
12-22-2005, 07:29 PM
SummonerYuna

PiP left??? OMG!!! Oh we are so going to have to get him for this!!:fencing:
12-22-2005, 07:30 PM
Shoden

PiP went to the Turks, I got kicked out for acting on my own and killing 2 Turks.
12-22-2005, 07:31 PM
Primus Inter Pares

The Judges are nothing anymore.
12-22-2005, 07:31 PM
-N-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

NEWS UPDATE: Bladen disbanded from The Judges. Currently considered a loner with no allegiances and reportedly in hiding somewhere in EoFF City.

So just like normal, no one likes him! :D <3
12-22-2005, 07:32 PM
themagicroundabout

Amen to that :sing:
hey, judge people :sing:
what have you got against us turks anyway :sing:
12-22-2005, 07:34 PM
SummonerYuna

Hey! I think we should be friends with the truks... I feel like that the Judges are bad. We need to bring peace into the world. lol!!!
12-22-2005, 07:35 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

The Judges are nothing anymore.

Yeah, if only we had someone who got 18 nominations in our gang we'd be totally worthy...
12-22-2005, 07:36 PM
Hawkeye

What a bunch of kiss-asses
12-22-2005, 07:38 PM
Psychotic

I'll kiss YOUR ass.
12-22-2005, 07:39 PM
WarZidane

You would.
12-22-2005, 07:40 PM
Psychotic

I'd kiss yours too, but, y'know, ew.
12-22-2005, 07:42 PM
Spiffing Cheese

~~How come we ended up with Shoden?~~

What splendid fun this is!
12-22-2005, 07:45 PM
Tasura

The Judges still have strong leadership, but in the backgroud, things are being done. And bladen was exilled due to disobeying orders.
12-22-2005, 07:47 PM
SummonerYuna

I see.... so what do you think we should do to the traitors?????
12-22-2005, 07:52 PM
Tasura

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummonerYuna

I see.... so what do you think we should do to the traitors?????

torture them slowly with as many different and painfull impliments as possible.
12-22-2005, 07:52 PM
Azure Chrysanthemum

Draw and quarter them, obviously.
12-22-2005, 07:53 PM
Psychotic

Pull down their pants and put them in a garbage can upside down.
12-22-2005, 07:53 PM
SummonerYuna

Hey! Go on the turks thread and look at their cool sig! I think someone should make one even better! Not with harsh works though..
12-22-2005, 07:54 PM
Tasura

Quote:

Originally Posted by Behold the Void

Draw and quarter them, obviously.

that'll work too.
12-22-2005, 07:54 PM
Miriel

*chops off Psychotic's fingers*
12-22-2005, 07:58 PM
Vyk

Finger-foods?
12-22-2005, 08:05 PM
Psychotic

I wouldn't eat my fingers if I were you. You don't know where they've been...although I sure do. :jokey:
12-22-2005, 08:06 PM
SummonerYuna

Haha!! good one Phy. anyway, Guess what... PiP is calling us weak!!
12-22-2005, 08:24 PM
Madonna

We do not have to kill anyone. In fact, I'd rather not.

Jail is so much more effective.

Not cost-effective, you say? Nonsense; just don't feed, water, and otherwise take care of your prisoners!

Here's an ad about the Judges' jails!
http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...judge-jail.png
12-22-2005, 08:28 PM
ZeZipster

The Judges make me feel uncomfortable.

:(
12-22-2005, 08:29 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Thief Locke

We do not have to kill anyone. In fact, I'd rather not.

Jail is so much more effective.

Not cost-effective, you say? Nonsense; just don't feed, water, and otherwise take care of your prisoners!

Here's an ad about the Judges' jails!
http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...judge-jail.png

Yeah! I think we should be good people! What do ya'll say??
12-22-2005, 08:32 PM
Madonna

It's been said. We aren't trolls or thugs; we are Judges. We uphold what's right, according to our own laws. Some may call us vigilantes, but a more appropriate word is "righteous".
12-22-2005, 08:36 PM
SummonerYuna

YEY! I agree with this guy. We are good people, and we are the first ones that are going to make peace!
12-22-2005, 08:39 PM
Psychotic

Yeah, let's make peace by killing everyone who isn't one of us!

Then there'd be peace. :)
12-22-2005, 08:45 PM
SummonerYuna

Seriously Phy...
12-22-2005, 08:51 PM
Madonna

That would bring about the aim of peace, but I think we can all prosper with a little war and more business.

One of our primary methods of gaining money is raiding other gang's hideouts for illegal substances, weapons, and imported slaves and use them for our benefit (i.e., we sell their drugs, their weapons, and welcome otherwise indentured servants/prostitutes into our ranks or under our protection).
12-22-2005, 08:55 PM
SummonerYuna

Ha! Okay!
12-22-2005, 09:09 PM
Bowser

I'm still here, but I'm not sure I would be a very good scribe. I don't really get a lot of chances to go online, so maybe I can be the co-scribe.
12-22-2005, 09:11 PM
Madonna

More silly things concerning the insane amount of cash we have:

We offer protection. It's not that cheap "protection" you get where we don't trash your store if you don't pay up; it's been proven that Judges armed with Law Cards cut down the crime rate in any given store they stop at!

We also control the airport; while not really the "owners", we do see what goes in and out and have a say if it can or cannot. We also use it to smuggle people in or out of EoFF, as is necessary (for reinforcements or to get a guy to safety).

I wonder what other inane things I can decree.

I hope Hsu gets here soon and stops me from going on a power-binge. :|
12-22-2005, 09:13 PM
-N-

Psy isn't doing much - so I suppose do whatever you want. Declare some stances or something.
12-22-2005, 09:14 PM
Ultima Shadow

From now on, I'm officially the coolest guy in this gang!

Why?

Because I say so! :greenie:
12-22-2005, 09:14 PM
Madonna

Psy isn't the boss of me!

As for stances, I really rather leave that to Hsu. Watch me say something silly, like we're allies with the Turks. :|
12-22-2005, 09:21 PM
SammieBabe

I am still investigating the death of Germ Hamee. Any assistance anyone can offer, please PM me with it ASAP.
12-22-2005, 09:24 PM
Madonna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

NEWS FLASH!!!
Miriel has murdered Loony BoB. The death occurred after BoB walked in on Miriel and one Sexy McAwesome. The three of them reportedly dragged a fight down the stairs into the middle of the restaurant. It was unclear what the argument began with, however there was much shouting about some kind of evil plot. Miriel shot at BoB before he could reveal any further. Del Murder allegedly was trying to calm the situation down when the firing occurred, and had flung himself into the line of fire just a second too early, falling flat on his face a moment before Miriel fired the shot. Some people say he was valiantly defending his gang member, some say he was just trying to save his own butt as he thought Sexy McAwesome was about to fire at him. Others say he tripped.

I shall dedicate part of my busy schedule into hunting down Miriel myself. I cannot allow such a crazed murderer run amok.

Also, between my own psychotic rantings, I am assisting my dear SB in the hunt for Germ's killer(s).
12-22-2005, 09:25 PM
Miriel

Oh yeah? You want a piece of this Coco boy? I'll take you down, and your mama too.
12-22-2005, 09:26 PM
Madonna

You'll come with me, quietly or not.
12-22-2005, 09:27 PM
Doomie

I still have no clue what's going on, but yay team.
12-22-2005, 09:27 PM
Raistlin

Namingway (the faction ruled by me, anyway) pledges its support for the hunting down of the very dangerous serial killer, Miriel.
12-22-2005, 09:28 PM
Miriel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Thief Locke

You'll come with me, quietly or not.

*machine guns your ass*
12-22-2005, 09:34 PM
Madonna

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...rdspin-red.gif

I hate that our chase couldn't be of another sort, my dear.
12-22-2005, 09:36 PM
SammieBabe

Its a shame when obliteration is necessary. But it will make for a good time.
12-22-2005, 09:37 PM
Miriel

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chocolate Thief Locke

http://akusui.net/_lynxius/_leech/eo...rdspin-red.gif

I hate that our chase couldn't be of another sort, my dear.

You be quiet now, you're dead.
12-22-2005, 09:39 PM
-N-

Really? He seems rather alive to me.
12-22-2005, 09:42 PM
SummonerYuna

So what's the red card for and what's the yellow card for??
12-22-2005, 09:43 PM
Ultima Shadow

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomie

I still have no clue what's going on, but yay team.

Who cares? The only thing that matters is that I rock twice as much as anyone else. :greenie:
12-22-2005, 09:49 PM
SummonerYuna

So we are against the Turks right??
12-22-2005, 09:51 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammieBabe

I am still investigating the death of Germ Hamee. Any assistance anyone can offer, please PM me with it ASAP.

I know who knows who did it.
12-22-2005, 10:05 PM
WarZidane

This is for that assassination attempt on Shauna which i KNOW you evil judges planned.

*goes on a tour of drive-by shooting in the Judges territory*
12-22-2005, 10:06 PM
Ultima Shadow

Oh yeah... and one more thing... give me a good rank, or else I'll e-mail all of you some Shakespear x Hamlet porn videos. :)
12-22-2005, 10:12 PM
SammieBabe

Quote:

Originally Posted by Primus Inter Pares

I know who knows who did it.

You will speak or you will die.
12-22-2005, 10:13 PM
SummonerYuna

HEY YOU GUYS!! I NEED HELP IN THE SHUMI TRIBE!!! THEY"RE TRYING TO SHHOT ME! ! But they missed. hahahah!!
12-22-2005, 10:14 PM
Primus Inter Pares

I think you will die first feeble Judge.
12-22-2005, 10:17 PM
SummonerYuna

*I don't think so mister*
12-22-2005, 10:17 PM
WarZidane

Oh yes indeed :greenie:

*still drive-by shooting through this territory*
12-22-2005, 10:19 PM
KoShiatar

No, she won't.
12-22-2005, 10:22 PM
SammieBabe

I may die, but it will not be at the hand of a Turk.

You will tell me what you know, or you will pay handsomely.
12-22-2005, 10:25 PM
SummonerYuna

Primus, you better tell us who it is before i shoot you. *get's gun ready and aim's*
12-22-2005, 10:25 PM
WarZidane

Oh sure, i'll pay.

With BULLETS!
This one's for my fellow turks at the Corneo Gang's hotel
*shoots 50 heat-seeking missiles into Judges territory*
12-22-2005, 10:26 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammieBabe

I may die, but it will not be at the hand of a Turk.

You will tell me what you know, or you will pay handsomely.

I killed him, and will do the same to any who stand in the turks way.
12-22-2005, 10:30 PM
Bowser

I say alliance with the Shumi Tribe. Long live the Judge Dynasty! Boo the Turk Dynasty!
12-22-2005, 10:30 PM
SammieBabe

So you take responsiblility?!
12-22-2005, 10:31 PM
Primus Inter Pares

Clearly.
12-22-2005, 10:31 PM
WarZidane

Judges are as slow as they seem :D
12-22-2005, 10:31 PM
themagicroundabout

and he would have got away with it, too, if it wasnt for you meddling kids!

EDIT: pretend that was after PiP's confession, OKAY? :excited:
12-22-2005, 10:31 PM
Shoden

I told you the Turks killed Germy.
12-22-2005, 10:32 PM
SummonerYuna

No! WE are not going to be allies with the shumi tribe. Never! Man, They tried to shoot me.
12-22-2005, 10:32 PM
Rengori

Quote:

I may die, but it will not be at the hand of a Turk.

*kills*
*shoots Yuna*
12-22-2005, 10:33 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rengori

*kills*
*shoots Yuna*

*dodges again*

*retreats* Why are you trying to kill me?? *gone..*
12-22-2005, 10:33 PM
Shauna

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

This is for that assassination attempt on Shauna which i KNOW you evil judges planned.

That's right! Avenge me! *coma*
12-22-2005, 10:34 PM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummonerYuna

*dodges again*

*retreats* Why are you trying to kill me?? *gone..*

You're a judge. Duh. And we want to side with the turks.
12-22-2005, 10:35 PM
KuRt

Okm, so I´ve read to the page 11 so anything important happening? why is PiP turks nowadays? or is he?

Also may I be in the strike team?

Or the purple hitman
12-22-2005, 10:35 PM
Bowser

All the Turks should leave this thread. It's too good for you guys. :mad2:
12-22-2005, 10:39 PM
SummonerYuna

Well, the thing that is important is that all of us need to go to the shumi tribe. There is a war there!!! Please hlp!!

* giving out bullit proof jackets* Get one of these before you go there!!
12-22-2005, 10:43 PM
Rengori

It's not officially war yet. Just us being jerks to you guys. As you always do,
*retreats*
12-22-2005, 10:45 PM
SummonerYuna

Chases after Rengori!!!
12-22-2005, 10:45 PM
KuRt

WHY IS pIp SO TURK NOWADAYS?!
omg caps lock..
12-22-2005, 10:46 PM
Rengori

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummonerYuna

Chases after Rengori!!!

*gone...*
12-22-2005, 10:46 PM
SummonerYuna

Pip is our enemy now. He is a traitor :shoot:
12-22-2005, 10:52 PM
Bowser

Now we know who the real Judges are. :mad2:
12-22-2005, 10:53 PM
SummonerYuna

Yeah!!
12-22-2005, 10:54 PM
KuRt

Damn that damned traitor.
let´s all speak how bad Turks suck.
12-22-2005, 10:56 PM
-N-

Dude, Judges need to do more.
12-22-2005, 10:57 PM
SummonerYuna

HEY JUDGES!! I FEEL LIKE I'M THE ONLY JUDGE HERE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?? WE NEED TO DESTROY PROPORTIES OF THE OTHER TRIBES. YOU GUYS ARE ACTING TOO LAZY! NOW GET UP AND FIGHT!:D
12-22-2005, 10:57 PM
SammieBabe

We are working on plenty, I assure you.

We, however, would like to keep peaceful relations with the Fat Chocobos.
12-22-2005, 10:58 PM
Psychotic

You told me off for being too warlike earlier, Summoner Yuna!
12-22-2005, 10:59 PM
Bowser

Let us establish with the Fat Chocobos and the Spoony Bards. Defeat those Cheeky Pengiuns! :mad2:
12-22-2005, 11:00 PM
KuRt

yeah the chocobos are alright but the shumi dewds are firing mini nukes at me!

Anyways, I haven´t got my free judge wig. Am i even supposed to?:p
12-22-2005, 11:03 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

You told me off for being too warlike earlier, Summoner Yuna!

Yeah.. about that.. SOrry....loL! Well we need to get war like now.EVERYONE IS GOING AGAINST US! (we are allies with the chocobos and the bards all ready)
12-22-2005, 11:04 PM
Old Manus

there isn't enough playa hatin going on here
12-22-2005, 11:06 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Old Manus

there isn't enough playa hatin going on here

*shoots Old Manus in the forehead with a nine*

OOPSIE.
12-22-2005, 11:06 PM
SummonerYuna

KILL THE SHUMI TRIBE!!!

edit: hey phy, we are allies with the chocobos
12-22-2005, 11:07 PM
Rengori

KILL THE JUDGES!
12-22-2005, 11:08 PM
SummonerYuna

Come one guys kill rengori! *Shoots rengori and puts a sword through him*
12-22-2005, 11:08 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by SummonerYuna

KILL THE SHUMI TRIBE!!!

edit: hey phy, we are allies with the chocobos

Yeah, it was a nine milimetre party blower thing. Y'know, the ones that make noises. IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF HE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

*shoots Rengori in the forehead with a nine milimetre handgun*

OOPSIE. Again.
12-22-2005, 11:09 PM
WarZidane

*stabs Psychotic in the back*
12-22-2005, 11:09 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Yeah, it was a nine milimetre party blower thing. Y'know, the ones that make noises. IT'S NOT MY FAULT IF HE CAN'T TAKE A JOKE.

*shoots Rengori in the forehead with a nine milimetre handgun*

OOPSIE. Again.

lol!:D
12-22-2005, 11:10 PM
Rengori

*Pheonix Pinion kicks in kills Yuna*
12-22-2005, 11:10 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

*stabs Psychotic in the back*

*gives phy a healing potion* kills warzidane*

The truks are in the war too??
12-22-2005, 11:11 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

*stabs Psychotic in the back*

*was wearing a stab-proof vest* Snap.

Gang, let's grab WarZidane, remove his clothing and hold him as our sex slave. :)
12-22-2005, 11:11 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

*stabs Psychotic in the back*

*gives phy a healing potion* kills warzidane*

The turkies are in the war too??
12-22-2005, 11:12 PM
SammieBabe

No, Psy.. Turks are not worthy enough to be our sex slave.
We need to plot as the Turks (PiP) are the ones who killed Germ Hamee.
12-22-2005, 11:13 PM
WarZidane

*rolls out of the area guns blazing*

:roll:
:shoot:

Uwee hee hee, you'll never get me
12-22-2005, 11:13 PM
Psychotic

I have an idea for a plot! :shifty:
12-22-2005, 11:14 PM
Rengori

*pheonix Pinion kicks in and kills judges*
*teleports out of area*
12-22-2005, 11:14 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

*rolls out of the area guns blazing*

:roll:
:shoot:

Uwee hee hee, you'll never get me

Runs after warzidane *gets out machine gun* hahah! :shoot:
12-22-2005, 11:14 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

I have an idea for a plot! :shifty:

i'm listening
12-22-2005, 11:16 PM
WarZidane

*watches as SummonerYuna falls into a pit with spikes*

Told you, you'll never get me..:rolleyes2
12-22-2005, 11:17 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

*watches as SummonerYuna falls into a pit with spikes*

Told you, you'll never get me..:rolleyes2

I have flying powers!! HAHA! flys out and shoots warzidane!! :shoot:
12-22-2005, 11:17 PM
KuRt

shoots also warzidane
12-22-2005, 11:18 PM
SummonerYuna

loL!
12-22-2005, 11:18 PM
Rengori

*casts barrier on turks*
*gets Red Wings to carpet bomb area*
12-22-2005, 11:19 PM
KuRt

*prepares the anti air artillery*
12-22-2005, 11:19 PM
SummonerYuna

The judges can fly!!:D
12-22-2005, 11:21 PM
SummonerYuna

COME ON JUDGES! WHERE'S UR FIGHTING SPIRIT??:D
12-22-2005, 11:23 PM
Rengori

*carpet bombing destroys judge territory*
12-22-2005, 11:24 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rengori

*carpet bombing destroys judge territory*

sorry rengori...
12-22-2005, 11:24 PM
Psychotic

In other news, Rengori, KuRt, WarZidane and SummonerYuna woke up after a night of heavy drinking, and realised their epic duel was all a dream.

WZ sodded off back to Turks turf, Rengori off to Shumi turf, and KuRt and SummonerYuna ate a pie.
12-22-2005, 11:27 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

In other news, Rengori, KuRt, WarZidane and SummonerYuna woke up after a night of heavy drinking, and realised their epic duel was all a dream.

WZ sodded off back to Turks turf, Rengori off to Shumi turf, and KuRt and SummonerYuna ate a pie.

lol!:D
12-22-2005, 11:29 PM
-N-

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

In other news, Rengori, KuRt, WarZidane and SummonerYuna woke up after a night of heavy drinking, and realised their epic duel was all a dream.

WZ sodded off back to Turks turf, Rengori off to Shumi turf, and KuRt and SummonerYuna ate a pie.

I love alcohol.
12-22-2005, 11:30 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

I love alcohol.

I don't drink
12-22-2005, 11:31 PM
Loony BoB

NEWS FLASH!!!
Omi4000 and Roogle die in Turks/Judges shootout. Tensions rise.
12-22-2005, 11:32 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loony BoB

NEWS FLASH!!!
Omi4000 and Roogle die in Turks/Judges shootout. Tensions rise.

Omi died? Oh noooooo!!
12-22-2005, 11:33 PM
WarZidane

ROOGURU!

Blasphemy, you shall all regret his death :hot:
12-22-2005, 11:35 PM
Psychotic

We will never regret the death of common gutter scum.
12-22-2005, 11:36 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psychotic

We will never regret the death of common gutter scum.

hehehe...
12-22-2005, 11:36 PM
SammieBabe

This is the second murder of a Judge by Turk trash. These deeds will not go unpunished and you will all beg for death before it comes to you...
12-22-2005, 11:36 PM
WarZidane

Oh, don't worry, Psy, i didn't tell you to regret Omi's death. :greenie:
12-22-2005, 11:37 PM
Khaotic

Hello, Judges.
12-22-2005, 11:38 PM
SammieBabe

Greetings Khaotic.
12-22-2005, 11:38 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarZidane

Oh, don't worry, Psy, i didn't tell you to regret Omi's death. :greenie:

Yes, that is the responsibility of you and your pitiful band of wasters after we teach you how a real gang is organised.
12-22-2005, 11:39 PM
WarZidane

In your dreams, perhaps.
12-22-2005, 11:41 PM
SummonerYuna

The turks killed them? How rude!
12-22-2005, 11:41 PM
The Jamie Star Scenario

*plants a tree*
12-22-2005, 11:43 PM
-N-

Turks, Judges, please, let's exercise some restraint here. We at Fat Chocobo's are willing to provide our private conference room for resolution of this conflict. Please send by a representative, preferably someone with some influence over the rest of your gang, to discuss alternatives to violent conflict.
12-22-2005, 11:45 PM
SummonerYuna

I will go there. if any one else wants to come then that would be gr8!:D
12-22-2005, 11:46 PM
SammieBabe

I accept on behalf of absentee Judge leadership.
12-22-2005, 11:47 PM
SummonerYuna

should we make a conference room thread? i will now
12-22-2005, 11:48 PM
Psychotic

We have no need for discussion, because there is only one thing that will stop this conflict:

We want Primus Inter Pares, traitor and murderer.
12-22-2005, 11:49 PM
SummonerYuna

(we willl get him at the conference room.) just go there please. loL! :D
12-22-2005, 11:50 PM
-N-

Among other things, the fate of PiP will be discussed at the table. I have arranged for him to attend. I would be honored if you would attend, Psy and Yuna and Sammie.
12-22-2005, 11:51 PM
SummonerYuna

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Among other things, the fate of PiP will be discussed at the table. I have arranged for him to attend.

That's good :D *off to the conference room*
12-22-2005, 11:55 PM
Psychotic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat

Among other things, the fate of PiP will be discussed at the table. I have arranged for him to attend. I would be honored if you would attend, Psy and Yuna and Sammie.

Then we shall be in attendance.

(irc?)
12-22-2005, 11:56 PM
SummonerYuna

Yes us three.
12-22-2005, 11:56 PM
SammieBabe

I can't go into IRC at the moment.
12-23-2005, 12:02 AM
Bowser

Aww. Can I be the backup reprisentative?
12-23-2005, 12:03 AM
SammieBabe

We have a thread for it...
12-23-2005, 12:04 AM
Psychotic

You can go in my place Bowser. I am unable to go at the moment.
12-23-2005, 12:07 AM
WarZidane

Coward, get your ass over to the conference room :o
12-23-2005, 12:07 AM
SummonerYuna

So bowser is in:D
12-23-2005, 12:27 AM
Doomie

Our leader died! Oh the humanity!
12-23-2005, 12:33 AM
SummonerYuna

I demand to be alive right now!!!
12-23-2005, 12:38 AM
Doomie

http://individual.utoronto.ca/bakht/...ncingjesus.gif

I'll see what I can do.
12-23-2005, 12:47 AM
SummonerYuna

Thank you.:D
12-23-2005, 01:30 AM
Tasura

So many deaths, they shall all be avenged.
12-23-2005, 01:33 AM
Madonna

I am a rather big fan of licking our wounds and regaining what we can later, rather than going out and hunting for blood.

All Judges are given the order to act as our Defense right now, rather than Prosecuting our enemies. With less numbers and our wounded, it's best to guard our suddenly precarious position and territories. Feel free to deal as you see fit with any intruding non-Judges in the Southwest.
12-23-2005, 01:35 AM
Rye

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doomie

http://individual.utoronto.ca/bakht/...ncingjesus.gif

I'll see what I can do.

... *dies laughing*

You've been .gif-napped, Jesus.
12-23-2005, 01:36 AM
Bowser

First, we must regain our army.
12-23-2005, 01:59 AM
Loony BoB

Surviving Judges: Behold the Void, Bowser, Chocolate Thief Locke, Doomie, Hawkeye, Hsu, Mo-Nercy, Rase, Resha, RPJesus, Rye, Sora!, Spiffing Cheese and Tasura.
12-23-2005, 02:02 AM
Mo-Nercy

You guys are lucky I was there to go all Forrest Gump/Super Saiyan and carry your asses outta that massacre.

I deserve a medal.
12-23-2005, 02:04 AM
Tasura

You mean when you were hiding under your rock Mo?
12-23-2005, 02:06 AM
Hawkeye

Praise allah!?
12-23-2005, 02:07 AM
Mo-Nercy

Yes.
12-23-2005, 02:12 AM
Madonna

I recommend that all Judges stay on Defense and use their Law Cards to the best of their ability. We aren't at the top of the pecking order and need to watch our backs.
12-23-2005, 02:23 AM
Doomie

I'm just gonna hide under a rock while we wait. :(
12-23-2005, 02:28 AM
Madonna

Sounds like our fearless leader, Hsu. Good job taking a page from his book!
12-23-2005, 02:36 AM
Resha

We're proud of you, Hsu. :D

In the meantime, the Namingways (skanks!) are torn up by 'civil war', of a sort. In their secret meeting place, which I cleverly managed to infiltrate (not hard), I was witness to the shooting of one NW gang member by another.

* Bladen shoots Tan
Bladen> you're it
* tan shot

I think we can make use of this internal strife and discord. :)
12-23-2005, 02:43 AM
Mo-Nercy

So we let them kill each other off and adopt whoever's left into our friendly Judgy community.
12-23-2005, 02:46 AM
Resha

Probably only Shauna will be left. We will welcome her. :)
12-23-2005, 03:22 AM
Loony BoB

Upon returning from their successful mission to Namingway's Hood with their prisinors, Chocolate Thief Locke finds himself facing a fairly, well, exploded version of his treehouse (the Judges' hideout), with the bodies of the rest of his gang inside. Quite perplexed, he turned around to see himself and his gang members surrounded by Turks. "Goodness!" he cried. "How did you manage that!?" to which his fellow Judges member Tasura replied "Surprise!" and shot him in the head. "I'm now a Turk!" It was kind of pointless saying that he was a Turk, mind you, as Lynx was dead and couldn't hear him.

And that was the end of the Judges.
12-23-2005, 03:29 AM
Mo-Nercy

:cry:

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