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04-20-2002, 06:53 AM
Sakura Yume

Jewels/Me: Jeff should be Frank.

xD Now aren't ya all gonna wonder what we talk about.
04-22-2002, 04:58 AM
Calliope

me: hey towns! towns towns towns!
towns: what? what what what?
me: you should go to mcdonalds, and buy a quarter pounder combo, and pay them with a quarter of a pound!

I ORDER ALL OF YOU TO TRY THIS!
04-22-2002, 05:40 AM
Etienne

nithranel: andtherewasmuchrejoicingyaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!
ame_sama: Yay.
nithranel: y
nithranel: a
nithranel: y
nithranel: ...
ame_sama: ......y......
ame_sama: ......a.....
ame_sama: ......m......
nithranel: from hell
ame_sama: Yams from hell?
ame_sama: O_o
nithranel: Yes!
nithranel: of course
ame_sama: Yay! Yams from hell! XD

Yes, I realize this is pretty schtoopid. But I found it funny at the time.
04-23-2002, 04:42 AM
Sakura Yume

Friend: Well, actually it's 50 minutes. Every subject is. Except for first hour which is 55 minutes.

Also...

InsertNick: I have glasses!
Del Snizz: Hooray?

InsertNick: I got my glasses!
Airanselcona: Hooray?

InsertNick: Hey! I got glasses today?
InsertNick: Bah *!
AmuroRayRX93: Hooray?

InsertNick: I got glasses today.
ChronoBrandon: Hooray?

Just a tad bit worried there... That and they could be a chatroom conspiracy..
04-28-2002, 06:49 AM
Pancaek

O:-) ANGLE!!11!

It just got normal from there. =\

EDIT: To understand a lot of it, look at this.
04-29-2002, 04:44 AM
Sakura Yume

My English teacher: I'm never right ah.. wrong.
04-29-2002, 07:05 AM
Calliope

Still More Incriminating Tammy Quotes

"Nicky, where do you go to get undressed?"

"Hey! Stop getting dressed dammit!"
04-30-2002, 02:06 PM
Altaizen

This is what happens when you have too much time on your hands.

squall_nl_2000: O_o
vasaiger: o_O
squall_nl_2000: o_o
vasaiger: O_O
squall_nl_2000: Ø_ø
vasaiger: ø_Ø
squall_nl_2000: -_-
vasaiger: ^_^
squall_nl_2000: V_V
vasaiger: v_v
squall_nl_2000: V_v
vasaiger: v_V
squall_nl_2000: +_-
vasaiger: -_+
squall_nl_2000: +_+
vasaiger: =_=
squall_nl_2000: =_-
vasaiger: -_=
squall_nl_2000: ÷_÷
vasaiger: x_x
squall_nl_2000: /_\
vasaiger: \_/
squall_nl_2000: ²_³
vasaiger: ³_²
squall_nl_2000: ¤_¤
vasaiger: ¥_¥
squall_nl_2000: ®_©
vasaiger: ©_®
squall_nl_2000: °_°
vasaiger: ±_±
squall_nl_2000: ¶_¶
vasaiger: ·_·
squall_nl_2000: ¢_¢
vasaiger: £_£
squall_nl_2000: $_$
vasaiger: §_§
squall_nl_2000: ¼_¾
vasaiger: ½_¼
squall_nl_2000: »_«
vasaiger: ×_Ø
squall_nl_2000: »_»
vasaiger: «_¯
squall_nl_2000: €_€
vasaiger: ¦_¦
squall_nl_2000: |_|
vasaiger: ª_ß
squall_nl_2000: µ_µ
vasaiger: ©_Þ
squall_nl_2000: *¦Ò_Ó¦*
vasaiger: }»¤_¤«{
squall_nl_2000: {([@:_:Ø])}
vasaiger: ×>÷Ò_Ó÷<×
squall_nl_2000: «¦÷¦-¦÷¦
squall_nl_2000: Aww...
squall_nl_2000: ;_;
squall_nl_2000: Pressed enter accidently. XD
vasaiger: *wins*

At that point I left for school. =P
05-01-2002, 08:29 PM
Yu Law

Cloud says:
ops
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
haha no
Cloud says:
looll111
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
you r so stopid ahah
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
o_o
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ahaha wats o_o war is it
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
noones talkign wtf?!13
Cloud says:
y do u haev @ side ur nam??????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ye i wnat a @
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
hoiw come i hav nothign??????
Cloud says:
u sux fukers ur all lmae!!!!1
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
XD
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
u r all gay fuk u
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
why did u kikc me i dint do netghiong worng
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
o_O!
Cloud says:
do u got msn???????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
msn suxorz sahahah icq isso kew
Cloud says:
waht???????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
my icq number is 232 hahaahha
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
having a low nubmer is so so kew
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
shhzaha r u gone now???????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
?????????????????????????helolool u rhtere?????
Cloud says:
u got ff7??????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i sold it for ff8
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
hhehee
Cloud says:
ff8 hahaha
Cloud says:
taht is ghay
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
stfu u noob ff8 is kew!!!!!!!!!11
Cloud says:
??????????????????????????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i dotn know either
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
ahaha
Cloud says:
:- )
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
kew how did you does taht???????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
;_O
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
wtf it doent ework
Cloud says:
u pres teh keys on ur keybored
Cloud says:
do u got aim????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
i thikn my keys r broekn
Cloud says:
tehy must b
Cloud says:
asl????????????????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
;^+
Cloud says:
15/m/UK
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
SEE WTF IT NOT WORKIGN3!! WTTTTFFFFFF
Cloud says:
my numr is 07752516754
Cloud says:
u hot chick????????????
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
no i am guy
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
wqhy u ask
Cloud says:
i`m single
|a(V)p| -I||o WOOT AMP IS ALIIIIIIVE xD says:
u wanna cyber????????hhahaha
Cloud says:
ok

Noobie niftyness. Woot.
05-02-2002, 07:16 PM
Nait

Tittie quotes!

< Nait> What can you do to your unexplora... Unaccount... Unmeasurable sexiness, Tittie?
< Tiffiekins> pfft :P
< Tiffiekins> I r not sexy
< Tiffiekins> I r Tiffie *pose*
< Tiffiekins> which is just Tiffie and not sexy
< Nait> U r so sexy.
< Tiffiekins> unless Tiffie=sexy
< Zell> XD
< Nait> Tiffie = Sexy ^ 2.
< Tiffiekins> then that means Tiffie also=cheese
< Tiffiekins> xD
< Tiffiekins> Cheese is sexy
* Tiffiekins hugs a cheese
< Nait> Nope, because sexy ^ 2 >< sexy.
< Tiffiekins> yes?
< Nait> Sexy ^2 = Sexy * sexy.
< Tiffiekins> O.o;;
< Tiffiekins> *_*
< Zell> XD
< Nait> Tiffie = cheese ^2 = chesse * cheese!
< Nait> If cheese = sexay, cheese * cheese = sexy * cheese = tiffie!
< Nait> Tiffie = SexyCheese!
< Tiffiekins> *cries* Too confusing
05-03-2002, 05:27 AM
Calliope

Me: hey ashely! you forgot your jumper!
ashely: hey thanks!
Me: no problem. you're so forgetful you'll probably forget your glasses next!
ashely: yeah! wait...MY GLASSES! *runs*

xD
05-04-2002, 09:52 AM
Nait

naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Cookies art evil, through th' death of their parent doeth they live oon.
ceridwyn23: Nay!
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Nay?
ceridwyn23: Cookies are powerful and godly.
ceridwyn23: Nay. *nods*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Oh, thou poor misinformed child...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: They have thee in their grasp.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *weeps for thee*
ceridwyn23: *shakes head*
ceridwyn23: It is thou who is misinformed.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Art thou saying that the Gods themselves lie!?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Nay! Thruth comes from the mouth of infants the immortal!
ceridwyn23: Aye!
ceridwyn23: Thou is not amongst the Gods!
ceridwyn23: So presumptutious of thee....
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Aye, that doeth be a fact...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: But I doeth know many of their number.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: And they hath spoken to me.
ceridwyn23: And they hath spoken to self also.
ceridwyn23: And, ye, let their word be spoken.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Dependeth the thruth on which God hath spoken?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: How can we know thruth from unthruth, lies from deceit and Gods from Gods?
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Oh, what a millenia doeth we live in!
ceridwyn23: Indeed. Yet, it is possible to knoweth the thruth of the Gods, if only you believe in the thruthfulness of the God.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Hear, hear!
ceridwyn23: Aye. *nods*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *_*
ceridwyn23: Thou must trust in thine own particular God...
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: *quotes*
ceridwyn23: *giggles*
ceridwyn23: *__*
05-12-2002, 05:59 AM
Calliope

InsertNick: Why the hell does hotmail take so long to attack something?
Kenickyotto: hahaha!
Kenickyotto: *quotes*
InsertNick: ...oops.
05-15-2002, 11:50 PM
Mindflare

< Chickencha > Besides, my first child is going to be a girl. TheSpark.com said so.
*** xofrevlis (xofrevlis@FFChat-17474.porcupine.dialup.pol.co.uk) Quit (Ping timeout)
< Mindflare > With a name like dfslkhfdlal8i4379qwlywqykd7, he won't be able to spell his name until he's 15. :/
< Linus > TheSpark.com said I was going to give birth to a soda can. TheSpark.com KNOWS NOTHING!
* Linus gives birth to a soda can.
05-16-2002, 01:20 AM
Lightning_Demon

Jen: Well long as you're done before 12.
Me: Oh don't worry, I'll get done faster than you think!
Jen: Wow.... That's bad.
Me: Huh?
Me: SWEET MONKEY JESUS!
Me: My god, that's horrible!
Jen: Well at least you're efficient, ;)
05-16-2002, 08:23 PM
Nait

I assure you, ladies and gentlemen, this is from one and only one chat with her.

liltiffiekins: That sounds like you're trying to sell an insurance policy! XD

liltiffiekins: sorry, tis just that love poems crack me up

liltiffiekins: I don't go very fast usually

liltiffiekins: *has never seen it*

liltiffiekins: The ending is a but odd, imo

liltiffiekins: *cuddles*

liltiffiekins: it's like...pitch black dark!

liltiffiekins: I'm sweet, aye? :P

liltiffiekins: yes, sir

liltiffiekins: *smacker*

liltiffiekins: this is fun!

liltiffiekins: *bites you*

liltiffiekins: my biting?

:eek: :rolleyes2 :love: :joey: xD
05-16-2002, 10:08 PM
Lightning_Demon

Good Grief.

J a t a l u: yes yes i did, did you notice yoda is 878, not 900?
J a t a l u: You can tell
Gurei Kumo: hehe, yes you can tell he's ever so slightly younger i suppose
J a t a l u: I was kidding, you Yes man!
Gurei Kumo: no seriously
J a t a l u: i know
Gurei Kumo: if you back to the old movies
J a t a l u: i was double kidding
J a t a l u: yes he looks quite younger
Gurei Kumo: and look at that smelly puppet.
J a t a l u: lol
Gurei Kumo: more hands have been up that yoda's ass than most hookers...
J a t a l u: Comments like that make baby jesus cry.
05-20-2002, 05:27 AM
Sakura Yume

Dingo_Jellybean> Show me Anus!

Male Friend: I would hate to be a girl called Nadine and live in Australia, cos your friends would shorten your name down to Nads.

Someone (I forget who): So the boy and the girl were brothers.
05-23-2002, 05:52 AM
Yu Law

[13:52] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] I LOVE YOU TOO
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] Luvoo Boko :D
[13:52] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] iLLo: <3?
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] <3
[13:52] [iLLogicoL] xD
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] Boko + iLLo = <3 !?!?
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] O:!!
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :O OL
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] O:
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] XD
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] *impregnates Boko*
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] *flees to another country*
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:53] * Boko|Turban-Stuff has iLLo's child
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff> :{
[13:53] [iLLogicoL] ^_^;
[13:53] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] < 3
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] broken heart
[13:54] [iLLogicoL] XD
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] >_<
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] btw, iLLo
[13:54] [iLLogicoL> Indeed?
[13:54] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] I'm not a girl, therefore, you could not impregnate me
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] Pfft!
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :P
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] This is chat, anything goes.
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] You're inter-sexed.
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] spose
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] :O
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] :O OL
[13:55] [Boko|Turban-Stuff] O:
[13:55] [iLLogicoL] :D!
05-24-2002, 03:25 AM
Sakura Yume

Rodarian> I wanna be your underwear
Aexoden> This is when you kick Rod in the shin. *blackat kicks Rod in the shin
---Rodarian is now know as Kattys_Undies
05-26-2002, 06:37 AM
Spatvark

Be warned, there is much mention of the dreaded male part and crude ASCII drawings... and then much discussion and comaping of sizes, not to mention taking the piss outta Russell XDDDD

< Spatvark> !seen 8======D
* Citizen_Erased has never seen 8======D. Sorry!
-Aexoden- has never seen 8======D. Sorry!
< Drago> Spatvark, well... i don't remember seeing 8======D :\
< JC|squaremachine> Spatvark, Are you making people up again? I haven't seen 8======D.
-Chickencha- 8======D has not been seen since this script was last reset.
< Citizen_Erased> i dont look at other peoples you see
< Spatvark> And yours would be 8D right?
< Citizen_Erased> nah mine r 8===============================================D
< Alixsar> ...great.
* JC|squaremachine castrates CE
< JC|squaremachine> now you are ==========================================D
< Spatvark> eep
< Spatvark> *ties a knot it in it*
< Spatvark> now you are ============88888===========D
< Citizen_Erased> ahhh pain
< Citizen_Erased> *dies*
< Alixsar> Clever..
< Citizen_Erased> would kick from chann....
< Spatvark> It is rather
< Citizen_Erased> pain... too,,, much...
< Citizen_Erased> my will it is... it.. is stored... in... the ... the ... C.... *passes away*
* JC|squaremachine unties, but it is still stringy from the knot... ==================~~~~~=============D
< Alixsar> Ha ha! Penis mean instant hilarity! Funny!
* Alixsar mutters
< Spatvark> *quotes*
< JC|squaremachine> 8=================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ==================================================================================================== ========================================
< JC|squaremachine> four lines of pure cock
< JC|squaremachine> depending on your font size
< JC|squaremachine> o_o
< Spatvark> heh
< JC|squaremachine> actually it 3.25lines
< JC|squaremachine> on my screen
< Spatvark> it's 4.25 for me
< Dingo_Jellybean> It's 5.5 for me.
< Citizen_Erased> but no head
< Dingo_Jellybean> D
< Dingo_Jellybean> There we go.
< Dingo_Jellybean> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
< JC|squaremachine> yours has no head?!@!!
< JC|squaremachine> omg
< JC|squaremachine> so now you are castrated and headless!@
< JC|squaremachine> :O
< JC|squaremachine> and stringy
< Spatvark> *is still quoting it all*
< JC|squaremachine> 5.5.... what size is your font
< JC|squaremachine> and does a bigger font necessarily mean a bigger penis?
*** Garland has joined #eoff
< Dingo_Jellybean> Ahoy hoy Garland
< Garland> Hello
< Garland> How goes it
< JC|squaremachine> hello garland
< Garland> Hello
< JC|squaremachine> we're talking about cocks
< JC|squaremachine> =\
< Spatvark> We're discussing penis sizes
< Garland> Oh I see
< Garland> LOL
< Garland> No biggie I guess
< Spatvark> JC's is 3.25, mine is 4.25 and Dingo's is 5.5...
< JC|squaremachine> lmao
< Spatvark> But Dingo's is all stringy
< JC|squaremachine> taken outta context
< JC|squaremachine> CE*
< Spatvark> +Dingo has no balls or helmet
< Garland> Well, mine's somewhere between Yours and Dingos
< Garland> 4 or 5
< Garland> I dunno exactly
< JC|squaremachine> uhh
< JC|squaremachine> he's serious :(
< JC|squaremachine> ?
< Spatvark> It wouldn't fit Russell
< Citizen_Erased> ahh
< JC|squaremachine> o_O
< Citizen_Erased> aww well :p
< Spatvark> Really? Only 4-5?!?!
< Spatvark> The average size is 7!
< Spatvark> MWAHAHAHA!
< Garland> LOL I was kidding
< Garland> any topic about penis's is a joke
< Dingo_Jellybean> IT's actually 5-6'
< Dingo_Jellybean> "
< Spatvark> *is still quoting all that you pervs are saying*
< Garland> LOL
< Garland> anyway
< Spatvark> I somehow doubt that it's 5-6'... you'd keep tripping over it
< Dingo_Jellybean> I already corrected myself.
Not that you can really trust an average on this issue
< Dingo_Jellybean> There was a study on it actually.
< Dragoona_MONKEH> two lines for me.
< Garland> Oh, the things science has the time to investigate
05-27-2002, 06:01 AM
Lightning_Demon

Me: What is it you moron?
Jen: Well, I think I love it.
Me: How can you love a diced peach?
Jen: Huh?
Me: I was talking about peaches...
Jen: Oooohhhh, I read beaches...
Me: Your idiocy astounds nations.
05-27-2002, 06:38 AM
Sakura Yume

Chickencha> They were swimming. Inside me. Babies.

EDIT: Later on...

--- Jojo quit (Leaving: fuzzy fuzzy kittens xD swimming in Evian).
05-27-2002, 07:22 AM
Rydia of Mist

•Rydia_of_Mist• Better an Alex Bear than Alex Beer.
·Alixsar· Or an Alex Corpse.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· You know what i need?
•Rydia_of_Mist• Candy?
·Alixsar· Cheese?
·Andaris· Mmm...Alex Corpse Beer.
•Rydia_of_Mist• Alex Corpse Beer. That's what you need.
·Andaris· No Alex Cheese Candy?
•Rydia_of_Mist• How about both?
·Arwen· I guess its true....nobody likes the newbies
·Alixsar· Only the finest corpses go into my beer. Or something.®
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· No, i need to be corny as hell for a second, and apologize for being a whiny bitch.
·Andaris· Yeah, you go do that.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· *does it*
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· there
·Alixsar· And you can wash down that corn with Alex Corpse Beer.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· I'm done.
·Andaris· Errr, do it better.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Hah....
* Rydia_of_Mist hugs SNR.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Sorry, Rydia.
•Rydia_of_Mist• It's okay, man. We all have our downtimes.
·Andaris· Meh, good enough.
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Anyways....
·SuicidalNinjaRebellion· Heh
·Alixsar· Aww. How cute.
•Rydia_of_Mist• A round of Alex Corpse Beer for all! *crowd cheers*
·Andaris· I wish I had an Alex Cheese Candy right now.
(nick change) SuicidalNinjaRebellion (Name@68.112.290.1362) has morphed to "ACBDrinker" 2:15am EST
·Alixsar· Sorry, we stopped making that.
•Rydia_of_Mist• I have an underground brewery.
·Andaris· You should make an Alex Corpse Candy.
·Alixsar· Apparently, cheese and candy made a lot of people sick.
·Andaris· Alex Cheese Beer then.
•Rydia_of_Mist• Alex Cheese Corpse?
Andaris· Candy Alex's Cheese Corpse.
·ACBDrinker· ...Cacc..
·ACBDrinker· Heh
•Rydia_of_Mist• Candy Alex's Cheese Corpse Beer. There.
·Andaris· Works for me.
·Alixsar· Alex's Corpse Cheese Candy, now with Beer!™
•Rydia_of_Mist• Brilliant!
·Alixsar· Thank you.

Nait of Dnalnif: Toocoo!

Nait of Dnalnif: Toocoo!

Nait of Dnalnif: Checko!

Nait of Dnalnif: Checko!

Nait of Dnalnif: Ah-HA!

Nait of Dnalnif: Ah-HA!

Nait of Dnalnif: Tookkooooooooooooooooooo!

Nait of Dnalnif: Tookkooooooooooooooooooo!

Nait of Dnalnif: This is kinda fun.

Nait of Dnalnif: This is kinda fun.

Nait of Dnalnif: You are one handsome fellow.

Nait of Dnalnif: You are one handsome fellow.

Nait of Dnalnif: Why, so are you!

Nait of Dnalnif: Why, so are you!

Nait of Dnalnif: If I weren't myself, I would fall in love with those beautiful eyes!

Nait of Dnalnif: If I weren't myself, I would fall in love with those beautiful eyes!

Nait of Dnalnif: I am all male!

Nait of Dnalnif: I am all male!

Nait of Dnalnif: Err...

Nait of Dnalnif: Err...

Nait of Dnalnif: This is awkward.

Nait of Dnalnif: This is awkward.

05-29-2002, 03:10 AM
Sakura Yume

After a discussion about teacher strikes during maths...

Classmate: Why don't you move to Australia?

(please note, Australian's get better pay)

Maths Teacher: ... *pulls a face* Because then I'd be Australian.

:D :p :D :p :D *amused*
05-30-2002, 03:39 PM
Spatvark

Further proof that #eoff's average IQ is slowly going further and further down...

< Billy> Who here love final fantasy
< Billy> press 555
< Spatvark> Who here gives a ****?
< Billy> i do
< Spatvark> press get lost
< Billy> get lost
< Billy> what the hell is your problem
< Billy> i think you are a fag
< Spatvark> And your problem with my being a "fag" as you so eloquently put it?
< Billy> are you gay?
< Spatvark> Yes, I am
< Billy> i hate fags
< Billy> i am srate
< Billy> i like female only
< Spatvark> Who said I don't?
< Billy> so you are biosexual
< Spatvark> I didn't say that
< Billy> ok, what the hell are you then
< Spatvark> Hmm, let me think...
< Spatvark> I like women but I'm gay...
< Spatvark> Not too difficult
< Billy> so you are Bio
< Spatvark> No... you are a slow one
< Billy> are you a woman
< Billy> ???
< Spatvark> What do you think?
< Billy> i dont know dammit tell me
< Billy> are you going to tell me TODAY?
< Spatvark> Why do you care?
< Billy> so i can tell if you are a lezzy or not
< Spatvark> And it's so important to you because?
< Billy> i just wont to know who and what i am talking to man thats why
< Billy> or woman
< Billy> and how old are you and dont lie

Well, I found it funny at least
05-30-2002, 08:13 PM
Loony BoB

sillybilliegurlie: Evan was great =O
sillybilliegurlie: No.
loony_bob: No? xD Yeah.
sillybilliegurlie: Look at that 'No'. It's just... so... superior to... everything.
06-01-2002, 11:20 PM
Ariel

ceridwyn23: They mocked everyone. Especially Finland.
mikztsu2000: Yeah, but Finland really sucked.;P
06-02-2002, 04:22 AM
Shoeberto

< Alixsar > Yeah. Um...bug Boko. He'll like it.
*** Signoff: Boko (Leaving: Leaving)

I found that to be amusing. :P
06-02-2002, 06:40 PM
Lightning_Demon

Amy: So you had to fight him?
Me: Oh hell yes, that fool was crazy!
Amy: Did he land a punch on you?
Me: Naw, I was way too fast for him.
Amy: So you're pretty speedy?
Me: Well, yah! I'm fast when it counts.
A Minute Later...
Amy: Hee hee hee
Me: What?
Amy: Read what you said.
Me: SWEET MONKEY JESUS.
06-02-2002, 08:50 PM
Loony BoB

Dr Unne: I guess I don't keep up with my gel-related news. Sorry.
06-02-2002, 09:40 PM
Lightning_Demon

Me: I'll kill you!!!
Josh: What the hell you smokin' boy?
Me: Penguins!!!
Josh: You f**king moron. You're smoking penguins?
Me: No, I'll kill with penguins.
Josh: :)
Me: :D
06-03-2002, 11:16 PM
mystic ice cube

J a t a l u: gotta put dinner in the oven
J a t a l u: brb
mysticicegoddess: sure
J a t a l u: back
J a t a l u: mmmm, crab cakes
mysticicegoddess: ^_^
mysticicegoddess: gotta love 'em
J a t a l u: yummy....
mysticicegoddess: yeah
J a t a l u: yes!
J a t a l u: only minutes remain
J a t a l u: till crabby goodness
mysticicegoddess: that sounds funny is a way
mysticicegoddess: crabby goodness
mysticicegoddess: and I have no idea what that was about
J a t a l u: lol
J a t a l u: ZOIDBERG!
mysticicegoddess: ?????
mysticicegoddess: oh dear
J a t a l u: what?
mysticicegoddess: nothing
mysticicegoddess: I...don't understand you.....
J a t a l u: indeed
J a t a l u: the sweet crabby goodness
J a t a l u: is ready
mysticicegoddess: okay
J a t a l u: i must rub
J a t a l u: run*
mysticicegoddess: ????
mysticicegoddess: hahaha
J a t a l u: run!!!
mysticicegoddess: rub

jatalu=lightning demon
mysticicegoddess=me
06-04-2002, 06:25 PM
Dew Drop

liltiffiekins: *kicks your arse*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: xD
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: :P
liltiffiekins: Die you Finnish Pantie Eater, you!
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: :P
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: I don't eat panties. @_@
liltiffiekins: yesh you do
liltiffiekins: I saw you
liltiffiekins: don't try and deny it
liltiffiekins: I know the truth, Kris
liltiffiekins: I know
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Ô_Ó
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Tsk, tsk.
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Fairydust again?
liltiffiekins: err.... *hides Tinkerbell behind her back* No, not me, sir! *whistles innocently*
naitsirk_of_dnalnif_imous: Ô_Ó

I find myself amusing xD
06-05-2002, 01:30 AM
Lightning_Demon

Me: I hate you dude
Jin: Ever thought maybe I hate you?
Me: Well :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: you, I'd hate to be in you too dude
Jin: Hahahahah!
Me: Huh?
Jin: You butt pirate!
Me: D'oh.
06-05-2002, 10:53 PM
Nait

Nait of Dnalnif: Ah, you're Australian.
Nait of Dnalnif: Now I understand why you were banned.
Funkmaster Spam: Don't make me set my 'roo on ya.
Funkmaster Spam: Did you know Australians ride kangaroos to school?
Nait of Dnalnif: Like your roo has any chances against my Lynx. >=P
Nait of Dnalnif: No, that I did not know.
Nait of Dnalnif: And I still don't.
Funkmaster Spam: Oh, then I'll tell you. Australians ride kangaroos to school.
Funkmaster Spam: And our military defence consists of some boomerangs and rocks.
Nait of Dnalnif: Excuse me, what?
Nait of Dnalnif: I didn't understand you.
Nait of Dnalnif: You of course realise I am going to quote this, right?
Funkmaster Spam: You're not allowed to quote it 'cause I'm banned. Ha. Anyway, Australians ride kangaroos to school.
Funkmaster Spam: I repeated it for the third time, so you better understand it. >=P
06-06-2002, 01:06 AM
Shlup

Has anyone else noticed that this thread has been going since last August? Remember the good ol' days where the quote threads were something to save up for and look forward to...?

Erm, anyway... Another AIM interlude with Sugpo:

Funkmaster Spam: I know I'm completely gay. xD
Funkmaster Spam: Er. Don't you dare quote that.
06-08-2002, 10:50 AM
Altaizen

[02:15:18] SakuraYume> Rawr! I don't want to increase my penis size
06-08-2002, 07:48 PM
Mikztsu

In IRC we're having a baby chat.=P This was somewhat amusing in the context it was in:

Tatum> I'm not going to carry some baby in my stomach for nine st00pid months.
06-12-2002, 06:59 AM
Calliope

Quote:

9. 9 dead english teachers, ha ha ha.

Sounds scary coming from the Self-Elected EOFF Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer, doesn't it?
06-15-2002, 06:44 AM
Sakura Yume

InsertNick: Is that possible?
Airanselcona: I wouldn't be tagainst it./
Airanselcona: bet*
Airanselcona: against*
Airanselcona: it.*
InsertNick: xD
InsertNick: *quotes*
Airanselcona: *dies*

In the library in English class...
English teacher: Tammy where's this?
English teacher: Eyes on off?
Me: ...Can you read?
English teacher: Eyes on ffff?
Me: Er... right Mr [name].
06-15-2002, 03:31 PM
Lightning_Demon

Me: I didn't say I liked you anyway!
Jen: WAAAHH!!!!
Me: Shut up, before I :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou: you up!
Jen: So you do like me? ;)
Me: Sigh. I hate you sometimes.
06-15-2002, 03:34 PM
musashius

musashius_crushd: WEST SIEEEEEEEEEDDDDD!!!!!111!!!11!!1
proto3k: *Musashiusness confirmed*

Or something to that effect. Happened a while ago and I forgot what had really happened. Still kinda funny. =P
06-15-2002, 11:26 PM
Lightning_Demon

NeoQSerenity001: *snort*
NeoQSerenity001: *huggles ALL BUT YOU*
Jata l u: Oh i see how it is
NeoQSerenity001: ...........huh? *blink*
Jata l u: * Steals your ducks, kills em, eats em ALL *
NeoQSerenity001: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And later...

NeoQSerenity001: *snort* Well I am a pez dispenser jedi knight so neh *sticks out tongue*
Jata l u: Yes well.
Jata l u: * Flashes Pez Dispenser *
NeoQSerenity001: aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
NeoQSerenity001: *runs*
Jata l u: OH GOD, that was horrid.
06-16-2002, 09:07 PM
Yu Law

[Tatum] I came almost every night for a few weeks .
06-16-2002, 09:14 PM
Lightning_Demon

Me: One more :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing word, and I swear to jebus...
Jen: What, eh? What the hell will you do?
Me: I WILL :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ING ATTACK YOU WITH MY BASEBALL BAT!
Jen: And your balls?
Me: YEAH THEM TOO!
Jen: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Me, a minute later: I hate my life.
06-18-2002, 07:13 AM
CloudDragon

Coversation between Nicole and me.

ShadowBlaster69 (1:44:48 AM): heh, have you ever talked to Kishi on AIM?
KewlSkye (1:45:07 AM): No, why?
ShadowBlaster69 (1:45:28 AM): I don't know, because he's on now and I hear he rarely gets on much.
KewlSkye (1:45:51 AM): Have you talked to him?
KewlSkye (1:46:34 AM): (One u or two?)
KewlSkye (1:46:42 AM): (In his AIM name, I mean.)
KewlSkye (1:46:57 AM): Or is it something else altogether?
ShadowBlaster69 (1:47:21 AM): nope, have him on my list though, one u.
KewlSkye (1:47:41 AM): What's his name?
ShadowBlaster69 (1:47:49 AM): Kishiruni
KewlSkye (1:48:09 AM): Why, thank you.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:48:37 AM): Your wlecome, also, no need for the thanks.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:48:53 AM): heh, how are you so sure Kishi is a he xD
KewlSkye (1:49:05 AM): I just.. am.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:49:14 AM): I also referred to him as a male...so
KewlSkye (1:49:29 AM): I've ALWAYS referred to him as a male.
ShadowBlaster69 (1:50:19 AM): Me too, unless he/she/it likes other women as he loves those japanese schoolgirls
KewlSkye (1:50:51 AM): I hope he doesn't like non-Japanese schoolgirls too...
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:07 AM): hahahhaahah
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:12 AM): I'll tell him that
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:15 AM): xD
KewlSkye (1:51:17 AM): What?
KewlSkye (1:51:18 AM): ...
ShadowBlaster69 (1:51:30 AM): Actually, I'll quote it :D
KewlSkye (1:51:46 AM): ...
06-19-2002, 05:35 AM
Yu Law

[16:23] [Aexoden] Pfft, MacGyver never needed an AK-47.
[16:23] [Alixsar] But don't let that stop you.
[16:24] [Alixsar] MacGyver could make one out of toothpaste, tin foil, and some gum if he wanted too, though.
[16:24] [Aexoden] I prefer to be able to defend myself witha match, an old bicycle and an ice cube.
[16:24] [Chickencha] MacGyver only needs a toothpick, a piece of string, and some bubblegum to do ANYTHING.

They're all one person, I tells ya. ALL ONE.
06-19-2002, 11:53 AM
Lightning_Demon

Me: I didn't say I wanted to keel you.
Jen: Yes you did, you threatened to keel me over for this.
Me: No, I believe saying I'd kill you.
Jen: Nah, you didn't.
Me: WHY WOULD I THREATEN YOU WITH NAUTICAL TERMS?
Jen: Because you are fishy.
Me: *dies*

Jata l u: stupid cali pie eater
Jata l u: screw you!
Jata l u: lol
Jata l u: wel.lll.... not literally
Jata l u: ;-)
NeoQSerenity001: ................-_-* pervert
06-20-2002, 08:21 PM
Zifnab

Here's an MSN conversation. I'm "Cloud", Maester Mika is Supreme_Griever, or Trance Grivja xD

Maester Mika says:
*beats on Computer*
Maester Mika says:
:P
Cloud says:
uhh
Cloud says:
you jerking on your computer?
Maester Mika says:
o_O
Maester Mika says:
i did not ream it like that
Maester Mika says:
*mean
Maester Mika says:
:|
Cloud says:
suuuuuuuure ^_~
Cloud says:
watching pr0n again are we?
Maester Mika says:
pfft
Maester Mika says:
its against all Maester rules
Cloud says:
the penalty for watching pr0n as a maester is...
Cloud says:
a SENDING!
Cloud says:
*sends Mika*
Maester Mika says:
pfft
Maester Mika says:
i was
Maester Mika says:
not
Maester Mika says:
well i was looking at the Guado swim suit collection XD

I thought it was mildly amusing ^_~
06-20-2002, 10:35 PM
James Latimer Cockney Rebel

Craze Carrot = Harlequil
James = Me

Oh and the moose thing is just BunBuns ploy to distract me from the time (5:00AM) and I hadn't been asleep yet xD

James says:
haha there's daylight here now O_o
James says:
suns coming up
craze carrot says:
ooh! watch teh sunrise! that is kew!
James says:
yeah, I love doing that =D
craze carrot says:
*watches it with james* XD
James says:
*hugs Bunny while watching sunset in rubbish english weather* xD
i'm gonna record myself singing "one song glory" soon. d'you know that song?
James says:
not from the title, how does it go again?
craze carrot says:
it's from the broadway thingy rent. ooh, want me to send it?
James says:
hmm okay, but I need to go soon
James says:
its 5AM !
craze carrot says:
A MOOOOSE@!@
James says:
xD
craze carrot says:
join this forum! http://mb.ffaura.com
James says:
you post there a lot?
craze carrot says:
well, they just moved, so not really. i posted at their old one.
craze carrot says:
..but they spam a lot. all of them. even the mods.
James says:
heh, cool I'll sign up there later
craze carrot says:
marie made me sign up to all these forums yesterday..*pantpant*
James says:
heh she made me do the same to other forums as well
craze carrot says:
haha! well, i still think eoff's the best.
James says:
yeah, it must be I met some pretty nice people there *hinithint*
craze carrot says:
hey! what about me?! i'm nice sometimes, too! *pouts*
James says:
I meant you! *hugs*
craze carrot says:
yay!! *hugs too* .. *falls* .. *dances*
craze carrot says:
ooh, guess what today is!
James says:
what ?_?
craze carrot says:
my one year of being at eoff day! yaa!
James says:
I registered 03-20-2000 O_O
James says:
that long ago! *dies*
James says:
2 years 2 months =O
craze carrot says:
..can you work that out? i got 51% in math.
craze carrot says:
oh...XD me slow.
James says:
xD i should have the excuse =P
craze carrot says:
mooses...
craze carrot says:
come to wonderland with us! it's so fun! we can go on top gun and the bat and the stand up roller coaster!
James says:
coolies *leaves home*
James says:
*smuggles in luggage compartment in plane*
craze carrot says:
haha! wikkid! >=D *kidnaps*
James says:
*is in Canada!* *boogies*
James says:
*is kidnapped* xD
James says:
I thought wicked was an English word!
craze carrot says:
*hears knock on door* "Yes? Who is it?"
craze carrot says:
w-i-k-k-i-d is a canadian word
James says:
w-i-c-k-e-d original english version =P
craze carrot says:
...E-H! eh! canadian!
James says:
Err hello! its me that strange guy from Eoff James! Helloooo Bunny!
James says:
*run hug*
craze carrot says:
"Oh, hello! Oh, wait! You can't see me in my pajamas and with my hair all messy! Go away! *kicks*"
James says:
*flies out in street* Oh i see that is a traditional canadian welcome! *waits on doorstep*
craze carrot says:
*from inside house* "Yes, it is. It's Koradian. What pajamas are you wearing?"
James says:
?_? *confuzzzled*
James says:
hmm confu-zZzZz-led
craze carrot says:
i'm looking for my pajamas online to show you, but i can't seem to find 'em >.<
craze carrot says:
NO!! MEECE!!
James says:
your pyjamas! aww *hugs again*
James says:
Meece?! xD
craze carrot says:
the plural of mose. duh. i has the la senza duck on it! but i dunno the la senza duck's name..T.T
James says:
Meece is the plural of Moose? okay im reallly tired now *dies from lack of sleep*
craze carrot says:
meeses..mooses...come back!! NOOO! *dives in slow motion to england*
James says:
Sorry but i seriously have to go to bed now! my mum will beat me hard if she finds out!
James says:
no meece or mooses =(
craze carrot says:
alright..*flies back to canada* bye!! *whimper*
James says:
bye, Bun Bun *huggies*
craze carrot says:
*cries and waits for sunrise*
James says:
whats the time there now?
craze carrot says:
midnight+30 minutes
James says:
arnt you supposed to be in bed!
James says:
sees bunbuns and omas oma beat us hard
craze carrot says:
no. i was talking to my oma on msn.
James says:
you talk to your oma on msn?
craze carrot says:
yes. right now i am.
James says:
Im so dumb *beats self with a stick*
craze carrot says:
what? aren't you talkingto your hae?
craze carrot says:
not a stick! a...MOOSE! *hands james a MOOSE*
James says:
thanks *whacks again*
craze carrot says:
MOOSE: "moo!"
James says:
do mooses moo!?
craze carrot says:
MOO-se. of course.
James:
ey? whats happening?
James says:
awwya its 5:48AM!
craze carrot says:
wait..i think it work now..
James says:
ahh I havta go anyways! bye Bun Bun *hugs*
craze carrot says:
wah! come to canada soon! it's not so late here! *waves*
James says:
I wish I could! *waves back*
craze carrot says:
*squints* you SHALL...
James says:
sign on MSN more often ^_~
James says:
laterz!
craze carrot says:
i can now cos all my exams are over with. BYE! eat carrots.
James says:
Carrots are icky, =P
James says:
err bye
craze carrot says:
i'm a carrot T.T bye!
James says:
You are a nice young friendly carrot, they just dont taste nce thats all! ^_^
craze carrot says:
haha! GO TO SLEEP! procrastinator XD
craze carrot says:
*sends love-ra*
James says:
Its not my fault your too nice *sobs* laterz!
craze carrot says:
*waves*
06-21-2002, 09:18 AM
Squally Leonharty

[09:34:11] * Aexoden slaps Skwowwy|AWAY around a bit with a large trout
[09:51:16] Skwowwy|AWAY> Yeah?
[09:56:09] Aexoden> No.
[10:10:32] Skwowwy|AWAY> Maybe?
[10:12:45] Aexoden> ;_;
[10:13:14] Skwowwy|AWAY> XD
[10:14:34] Aexoden> Noeiy'd funny ehtn I g6i
[10:14:37] Aexoden> ';\
[10:14:41] Aexoden> Er..
[10:14:46] Aexoden> Now it's funny when I cry?
[10:15:08] Skwowwy|AWAY> XDD
[10:15:15] * Skwowwy|AWAY laughs at those typos. XD
[10:15:19] * Skwowwy|AWAY quotes.
[10:15:27] Aexoden> That's when happens when you type one handed with your eyes closed.
[10:15:37] Aexoden> Oh yeah, and I was lying on my back.

:p
06-21-2002, 03:07 PM
Lightning_Demon

LD: That's it, I'm gonna kill you!
Joe: Yeah right, you have no chance in hell! * Summons goat *
LD: WTF?
Joe: HAHAHA, Didn't expect that, DID YOU!
LD: Well, no trout, I didn't.
LD: Screw this, I quit!
LD: *Runs from goat*
Joe: HAHAHA, FEAR DA GOAT!!!
06-25-2002, 09:03 PM
Mikztsu

*revives the quote thread*

Don't ask. *_*

chibiskye: >=D
mikztsu2000: >=P~~
chibiskye: *tedee teddee*
mikztsu2000: Heh, you so silly.=)
mikztsu2000: *Teddee wub ted*
chibiskye: *trip overe a rock and fall DoWn*
chibiskye: ;____;
mikztsu2000: Aww!
mikztsu2000: *cloud rains wuvvies*
chibiskye: *cwY*
mikztsu2000: *CanDyBarZ*
chibiskye: Aww! n_______n
chibiskye: i WuV u clOuD
mikztsu2000: *ChoColAte BuNNz`*
mikztsu2000: *LoLLiEz*
mikztsu2000: =)
chibiskye: Yaaaa! =D
mikztsu2000: xD

( Chibiskye = Skye Chan)
06-26-2002, 04:46 AM
Lightning_Demon

LD: Lightning Demon Attack!!
DK: WTF?
DK: You Attack?
LD: Yes, I attacked you!!!
DK: No no, I mean, you used a You Attack?
LD: Huh?
DK: Lightning Demon Attack?
LD: Yeah so?
DK: Lightning Demon is you..
LD: ....
DK: HAHAHA, you sound like a caveman! GROG, LD ATTACK!
LD: I'll beat you... and your children.
06-26-2002, 05:32 AM
Shoyku

Larry: Moving right along, how did you create Wendy?

Josh: She stopped by my house one day and yelled "CREATE ME!" So I did.

Larry: How nice of you.

Josh: Yes.

Larry: Now, please give me a serious answer or I'll sexually molest you.
06-26-2002, 07:29 AM
Del Murder

My boss: You know, I'm going to have a hard time finding work for you to do this summer.
Me: Oh?
My boss: Yah, I've never really had summer help before.
Me: Oh?
My boss: I can't just have you sitting around and hanging out.
Me: ...Oh?

Well that was fun, giving you an excerpt of my life. Maybe I'll do it more often.
06-26-2002, 12:38 PM
Mikztsu

That was hilarious, Mr. Murder. :laugh:
06-27-2002, 08:00 PM
Del Murder

I like to ask my friends random questions, here's an example:

Me: If your last name was Labor, would youname your kid Manuel?
Daniel: Manuel La-bore?
Me: Not La-bore. Lay-ber.
Daniel: *laughs*

Me: If your last name was Labor would you name your kid Manuel?
Jose: Probably. I'm twisted like that.

Me: If your last name was Labor would you name your kid Manuel?
Richard: I would name him The Help.
Me: 'The Help Labor'?
Richard: No last name. Just 'The Help'.
06-28-2002, 12:27 AM
Lightning_Demon

So you can't ask me questions? : (

LD: I'm gonna beat the crap out of you!
Iain: I live in Scotland, you twit!
LD: Shut up don't make me...
Iain: Oh look, I'm Mr. LD, ravager of world, *trembles*
LD: You summona beech. :: Pimp slaps ::
Iain: OOOOOHH, I felt that one.
LD: :: Cries ::
Iain: Dat's right. Cry, piggy, cry.
LD: :: Stabs ::
Iain: D'oh.
06-28-2002, 12:45 AM
Amazing Telephone

At the bowling alley?

There was this kid, who well call "John", prolly in like 5th grade. He kept being really annoying to me and my friends. The conversation went somewhat like this, althought it was awhile ago.

Me: Shut up, you are annoying.
"John": Girls love me, I ride all the hot chicks like a toy store pony.
Me: *ignores*
"John": I'm the town bike, everyone wants to give me a ride *makes humping motions".

I just thought it was funny that this kid was in like 5th grade and was saying that stuff.
06-28-2002, 01:02 AM
James Latimer Cockney Rebel

Random Guy = me
Meece= Harlequil
Dejamir Kalijan = Spatvark

Random Guy says:
I dont want to see another sunrise tonight, I won't make it, bye
Meece says:
but..but..MEEEEECE!!
Random Guy says:
sorry Bunny even a moose/meece can't keep me up xD
Meece says:
not even...BUNNYS?!
Random Guy says:
Aye you have a point *stays*
Meece says:
aww *love-ru's*
Random Guy says:
*secret love-ru's without Spat looking* xD
Meece says:
XDD i don't think he's looking anyway
Dejamir Kalijan says:
*bitchslaps OWA down*
Meece says:
XDDD
Random Guy says:
*spits out tooth* what were you saying Bunny *crie*
Dejamir Kalijan says:
I'm omniscient... I se everythi-- for god;s sake OWA! Put that away!
Meece says:
i don't get you guys' british-speak. sigh.
Random Guy says:
*zips up, runs* xD
Dejamir Kalijan says:
He got it...
Meece says:
..AH!! *dies a terrible death*
Dejamir Kalijan says:
Nowt worng with a good ol' masturbation joke
Meece says:
...*dies more consecutive terrible deaths*
Random Guy says:
*strokes Bun's hair and rocks her to sleep* It was only a dream... dreeeam
06-28-2002, 02:15 AM
Lightning_Demon

LD: Is that stapler... looking at me?
Jon: You're :bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:ing weird dude.

Heh.
06-28-2002, 03:37 PM
Citizen Bleys

The joys of using %n in an AIM away message:

Quote:

CLniKLy DeD: "Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with CLniKLy DeD."

Auto response from CitizenBleys: Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with CLniKLy DeD. I should be back about fifteen seconds from 10:47:15 AM.

CLniKLy DeD: Gee, I wish someone would've told me about this.

Quote:

Nait of Dnalnif: I am sorry, Mr. Maynard, but I do have to kill you now.

Auto response from CitizenBleys: Can't talk. I'm busy having hot, steamy monkey sex with Nait of Dnalnif. I should be back about fifteen seconds from 11:14:34 AM.

Nait of Dnalnif: Blam. >=P
06-28-2002, 04:32 PM
Lightning_Demon

EDIT: I didn't post here... ::Jedi Mind Trick::
06-29-2002, 04:15 PM
Dew Drop

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*attaches conversation* Too big to paste.

This is a mega weird conversation with Bleys. I suppose everyone's had one of these but I found it 'highly amusing'. :p
06-30-2002, 07:01 PM
Nait

DanieLoony: =D I'm so mart.
DanieLoony: smart*
DanieLoony: *dies*

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