Irvine:
No...you canīt take my gun away hic i am Odin the great God Odin hic hic...take this ZANZETSUKEN * starts running around Squall like a crazy man*
I finally saw Quistis breasts now iīm a happy man.
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Irvine:
No...you canīt take my gun away hic i am Odin the great God Odin hic hic...take this ZANZETSUKEN * starts running around Squall like a crazy man*
I finally saw Quistis breasts now iīm a happy man.
Quistis
*comes out of tent and drags wedge into a tent* "no more being a virgin for you"
Virgin? ha...hic..ha....but Im not stoppin ya..
*grabs Quistis and wedge .All three go in a tent."c'mon Irvine.
Irvine:
So like hic..even Wedge is getting a piece..hic i wish Shiva was here...hic gonna take a piss.
Wait..doesnt that make 7 or 8 people in one tnet....or do I see too many? what...wait, what? WoAH!!! WHO'S FINGER WAS THAT?!!!
Quistis
*pushes wedge out of tent* "come back when you reach puberty hey only one person left" *grabs irvine and walks into tent* "better get ready for some kinky stuff"
WEDGE
*stumbles over to Rinoa*
hic...so, Im going off to war tomorrow...baby. You wanna wish me goo' luck?
Squall:
*comes out tent and falls to ground*"I feel wierd."*turns back to real self*"The hell am I doin naked?!?!!?
Quistis
"rinoa you are in here with us" *drags rinoa in to tent*
Irvine:
So like...Quistis hic were gonna get it on...come on baby hic...this is gonna turn into porno hic...
WEDGE
I dunno, but its not that cold out, buddy....hic.
Quistis
"looks like the drink wore off Squall oh well here is some magic white powder you snort it up your nose"
Squall:*goes in tent and sees wedge touching Rinoa.*"You drunk idiot!!!!!!!"*Grabs Wedge and slams him through the tent making it fall on everyone*
Irvine:
hic Wedge ask that NORG guy for a Martini i need one right now hic...
Quistis
"wow rinoa hey shove your finger up my ass"
*kicks Irvine*
*grabs Quistis by her pony tail and throws her off Rinoa.I then grab Rinoa anf run towards the forest*
WEDGE
*passes out*
*subcontiously rolls around uncontrollably*
Irvine:
Ohhh my god you perverts( i canīt believe iīm calling someone a pervert)...............hic iīm outta here *runs into the jungle*
Hey NORG serve me another one.
*I go back and get Selphie.I drag her into the forest with Rinoa*
Quistis
*appears in front of Squall and shoots him with laser eye* "rinoa shove your finger up my ass " * feels finger go up ass* "that's the spot right there"
Irvine:
NORG youīre a cool guy so like serve me and Wedge just one more drink hic...some vodka please hic hic...
Squall
*turns back crazy*I'll stick something else in you Quistis.
Squall:
"come here so I can.
Quistis
"hey Squall take this" *whips Squalls dick and breaks it off then shoves it up his own ass* "you are having ass sex with yourself"
Irvine:
So like hic...iīm just watching for i am hic..totally drunk...
Squall:
*still crazy*I feel goooooood!!!!
Quistis
"I thought you would" *starts groping rinoa*
*starts touching Quistis*
OCG: Guys calm down donīt use very strong words or one of the moderators can shut us down.
Irvine:
You guys are wacked...hic *falls a sleep with a vodka botle by his side*
Quistis
*Starts snogging rinoa and having lesbian love*
*passes out from changing too much*
Quistis
*puts her glasses on and returns to the real world* "man i really shouldn't take my glasses off again"
Squall:
*Wakes up*"I had the wierdest dream when Irvine shot me I totally had a nightmare."
Quistis
"It wasn't a nightmare Squall we really are engaged MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Squall:
"Was that you on top of me?"
Quistis
"Yes it was"
Wow this game is growing-and FAST!
I rule.
Squall:
"Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Irvine don't ever shoot me again.it made me go crazy."
Thanks for creating the Survivor series!!
Quistis
"no that was the drugs i gave you that made you go crazy"
Squall:
"Why the hell did you give me drugs!!!!Rinoa's going to be angry with me....
Quistis
"Because i wanted to get busy with rinoa and i wanted you out of it"
Ahh, it was my pleasure, trust me.Quote:
Originally Posted by eragon1
Squall:
"I thought we were friends!!!!!!*grabs Rinoa*I'm leaving this place.'
Quistis
"Ummmm you can't because you are no longer with rinoa you are engaged to me remember?"
Squall:
"You evil witch!!!how did that happen"
Quistis
"Well first you said will you marry me Quistis then I said yes"
squall:
"Why would you say yes when I love Rinoa and you know it!!!"
Quistis
"Because secretly Squall... I love your mother it's true"
OOC: This game is getting annoyingly sexual. Can we cut that down...a lot?
WEDGE
*Starts waking up*
Oh, jeez. Why would I agree to this? Im going back to sleep...*lays head back on ground and hits head on oversized rock*
OOC: I'm gonna go wih DoaJ on this one. :eep:
OOC: I won't be online as often as I am before for about 3-6 days so don't throw me out, boys from the dwarf.
Zell
"Damn those candidates......they leave me behind like a trash!" *Run to them* "DON'T LEAVE ME BEHIND" *Do Meteor Barret on everyone*
Selphie:
Hey! You could've asked ... didn't have to do Meteor Barret everywhere .. xD
*rides up to island.*
hmm. im getting too old for this. i forgot to remove that beer supply. *sends in seeds to confiscate it.*. im sorry about all those quistis bots. heres the real quistis. she came in late. and enough with the sex O.K? the mods could close this and ban a few members and i dont want that to happen to anyone. the challege is still on and it will be judged tomorrow.
OOC: This game is getting annoyingly sexual. Can we cut that down...a lot?
OOC- Agreed with everyone who says this, id even go as far as to FF freak to edit those posts describing it, the moderators wont be happy.
Biggs
wakes up concussed to find himself lying in the middle of a field in the middle of nowhere, but with a bag of 100,000 gil lying there
".........YEAH!! Im rich!......ha ha ha!! (reality seeps in) but i cant spend money on a desert island...ARRGGHHH!!!" kicks rock gaian , stubs same toe. "OW OW OW" hobbles off
"as the point of the game is to form alliances, whose with me? together we'dbe the dominant force, Squall, Quistis, Wedge, Selphie, Seifer you with me? Anyone else want to join?"
OOC: Sexual is my middle name! :D
Kiros
"Hey, anything happening?"
Vat iz wrong vit you stupid people!? you vill surely distrupt my verk!!!
"I'm sure I won't."
Irvine:
Ohhh my head i got totally drunk last night...Quistis was sexually arresing everyone and Squall tryed to kill me...ohhh and Wedge is a great drinking buddy.
What the hell are you talking about Odine calm down and speak properly.
Kiros
"I missed it didn't i?" :(
Irvine:
Yup you sure deed Kiros but donīt worry i donīt think it will be the last party that we have.
"I'm sure with my handsome looks it won't be hard to have fun." :D
Irvine:
So like donīt forget who the pretty boy of FF8 is;)
"Me! I make Laguna look like a real dork!"
Irvine:
I was talking about myself actually.
Zpeak PROPERLY!?!?!??? I zpeak ze vay the greatest scientists speak! You coloborating nimcampoop!!! Béauxalery!!!!
Irvine:
Calm down you old fart...iīm sorry alright i forgot that in your world machines are mens best friends.
FART!? I will show YOU WHOS ZE FART!!!
Irvine:
What are you gonna do then?Bore me to death...
I have no time to deal vit dvaddlers like you!
Laguna:*comes back from forest and sees Doc Odine*Yo doc,what's up?
Edea
*enters and sees the others* What are you doing Dr. Odine?
Kiros
"He's making a fool of himself."
Quistis
"wow i have a bad hangover" *looks up and sees Edea talking to doc odine* "what's up doc?"
(Sorry Been having interent problems)
Rinoa appears out of the bushes...."hi..."
Quistis
"hi rinoa how's it going"
"Hey" *waves* not too bad, not too bad u?
Quistis
"I'm ok but a little thirsty" *Uses laser eye and shoots coconut out of tree* "Want some"
Yeah thanx...lets toast to a happy time on this island!!
Biggs
"happy? how can you call this dump, happy? bah! id almost prefer to still be in the army.......err..actually scrap that. this place is so bad it almost made me enlist again!!!!"
Quistis
"Come on Biggs don't be grumpy... here" *I give him some of the coconut milk to drink* "It tastes good"
Biggs
"......Not bad. *drinks more* emm........feels kinda funny?......my stomach...IT BURNS!!!!!"
Quistis
"WTF is happening to Biggs"
im very close to deciding who is the winner of the challenge but you still have time to try and act as in character as possible. ill judge it in the morning.
Biggs
"cant feel legs......milk POISONED!!! How could you.....*collapses in heap to the ground*"
Rinoa
Aids Biggs and gives him a hug (hopefully that will work)
Quistis
"I did not do that but I am not drinking any more coconut milk ever again" *helps biggs up and puts him in his tent and leaves him there*
such a clever gal!
im glad your having fun doing this and doing your own thing but remember that the main objective is to make allies and enemies and vote off and win prizes E.C.T.
Irvine:
So like everyone is gone except for me...
Boy i sure look good i wonder who should i go for?
Quistis, Selphie, Edea or Rinoa..hummm.
WEDGE
Ummm...sir, I really don't want to be back under yor authority...so, if you do enlist, please don't make me. I'd kill myslelf. :mad:
Edea
*Walks over to Irvine* Hello Irvine. Erm.... how are things?
Cid:
and now to judge the challenge. it was a very tough choice and i had about 3 people who could have won but ive decided that the winner of this weeks challenge is Biggs. congratulations. your prize is this. now when you do the clothesline attack you will have spikes on your arm and ill upgrade your gun so it can fire normal ammo and something of your choice E.G. you could have it so it can launch grenades or fire E.C.T. and you also get to send someone to exile island (if someones sent to exile island they cant win the immunity. they can enter and write a strategy but it gives them a 0% chance of winning.)
important if your doctor odine
and seems as how the immunity is coming up soon and doc odine has nothing that will help him win any ill give him these. i will give him a small laser pistol and also an energy shield. the shield wont cover your entire body its a 2ftX2ft shield which will deflect most attacks back at the attacker. is that o.k?
Irvine:
Hey Edea i mean Matron i mean ahhhhh...whatīs up Evil/Good sorceress?
So Irvine hows things for u?
Laguna:Hello there matron.It's been like......I forgot how many years right?
Zell
"I'm all alone"
*sits over by Zell* I'm here for you *makes daisy chain*
Biggs
"Huh! i won!!! Thats a change.. ha ha. i like the spikes, and id like my gun to shoot Fire (unoriginal but hey!) About exile island ill decide later on today or tomorrow if thats possible! thanks. and wedge......if im joining youre joining!!!"
seems as the immunities tomorrow id prefer it if you chose as soon as possible. now come on board the garden. *upgrades gun so it can fire bullets and fire.* and here are the spikes. you can still change what you want your gun to fire but you have until tomorrow to decide if youd like something different. and if any of you could find someone to be choco billy, ultimecia and a guest from another FF id be grateful.
err alright.....i choose.....Zell!
Quistis
"Hey Biggs are you feeling better today after someone poisoned the milk" *whispers to Biggs* "I blame Rinoa" *stops whispering to biggs* "Well I'm going to have another look around the island" *walks away from Biggs*
Biggs
"Grrr. i dont know who it was, but theyre gonna get burned HA HA ha....*ahem* all this weaponry and nothing to shoot!"
Quistis
"wanna come see what is on the island with me Biggs"
Biggs
"yeah why not...nothing else to do"
Quistis
"Hey look a cave let's check it out" *Runs over to cave like excited school girl* "Heehee cave with monsters heehee"
Biggs
"Awful sense of deja vu here....."
Quistis
"Cavecavecavecavecavecavecavecavecavecave" *runs inside cave shouting* "Cavecavecavecavecavecavecavecave"
Biggs
"oh dear. *hits head with palm of hand* here we go, another crazy adventure, but without wedge....strange"
Quistis
*returns to normal self* "let's go and remember that you can use your flamethrower from the looks of it we have just entered a cave frozen in ice" *walks a little further into cave but stops* "you need to melt this ice if we're going to continue"
Biggs
(Note to self, ha im mr. big and important all of a sudden! ha ha SeeD need me!!)
"No problem miss, if youll kindly step outta the way. I'LL handle this!"
Burns ice with flame gun
Squall:*secretly sneakks behing Biggs*"Boo!!!"
Quistis
"Thank you Biggs Now let's go" *runs ahead but falls through invisible hole* "Ah crap I'm back where i started on the beach must have been somekind of portal there oh well time to sunbath" *starts sunbathing*
Biggs
"ARRGGHHH, *falls round, flame gun goes off and singes Squalls hair*. .....BAH HA HA HA HA!!!!!"
Squall:I deserved that...
Selphie:
Squall! ... nice haircut??
Squall:
...cool huh?
WEGEWAit, wait for me! Why didnt anybody wake me up? Im used to trumpets souding in the mornings...I slept in. Well, Im here now. ummm...*cough*...well.
Irvine:
i wonder if Matron is to old for me hummm...
immunity time!
this weeks challenge is this.
there is a hidden room in a cave you found earlier and in that room is a 10 metre long and one foot wide bridge. the aim is to get across the bridge as quickly as you can. easy huh? nope. because there are 5 cannons on each side of the bridge. they fire very fast balls. the balls arent deadly but are powerful enough to knock you off. so tell me how you would get across the bridge or disable the cannons to get to the other side or something like that. if you win you cant be voted out this week. the person on exile island has a 0% chance of winning this.
Biggs
in short, biggs knows he cant use speed. so he has one of the following strategys
1. Force wedge to do it (ive a feeling this one wont be accepted)
2. Run across , and his huge steel armour should ensure any cannonballs bounce off
3. Take out the cannons with his newly adapted weaponry, then walk across
and if all else fails
4. Burn the bridge, then no one can do it! :D
Edea
Haha, you cant burn the bridge!
1) I will use my protective shield as I reach certain points over the bridge.
2) If plan 1 fails, I shall have to destroy the canon balls with my Ice Strike.
I will let everyone try and do as much as they can then let them fail and I walk across happily :)
Biggs
"i can! flame gun! ha ha"
Edea
Ok, well I will stand back and watch you Biggs and then laugh when it all goes horribly wrong. :)
Irvine:
Ahahaha this one is perfect for me and this is how it works:
I would simply go on walking on the bridge after i spotted a cannon i would use my demolition ammo to blow them off one by one.
This makes me the fastest to finish the course for as you know i can shot 6 times in a row if i want.
As i say feel free to fail.
I'd get some help from GFs I'd let shiva freeze the bridge then Ifrit set fire to it and make it melt then. Quezacotl would fly me over leaving the rest of you to plunder!muahaha..i mean thank you!
Edea
:o! I will freeze a new bridge!
OOC: Aw...Crud.
may i remind you that you cant summon everything on the game and cast all spells. theres a list of what you can and cant do in the first post of the thread. using imaginitive strategys will give you high chances of winning.
Quistis
For the immunity i would just cast mighty guard and walk safely across the bridge then use ray bomb so no one else could use the bridge MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whos been leaving these insane quistis bots everywhere? i could have sworn that was the real quistis. or has the island made her go insane?
Quistis
"I have decided to be evil Quistis. It makes a change from being good and lame and never gettin any of that hot lovin"
WEDGE
Well....I'd stand in front of it....then cry a bit. Actually, a considerable amount..Well.....I'd use Stop on the balls flying through the air, and make a madman dash for the other end. Then, cry a bit more....:)
Kiros
"What's going on here?"
its an immunity challenge kiros. the instructions are written by me quite a few posts above. if your unsure about what to do go check out the FF9 one.
I might just do that. :D
Selphie:
I would walk across the bridge by:
1) Casting Wall on myself so i would be protected if the cannons were able to get to me. Then I could walk safely across the bridge ... or ...
2) Casting Rapture on those cannons! Ha! Instantly gone :)
Edea
I do like your plan Selphie.
continue writing strategys if you havent already done them. i will decide the winner tomorrow.i think ill change the timetable so there are less breaks and its more challenges and immunities.
this is the new timetable. after the voting it will be.
challenge for 2 days then when ived judged that ill make an immunity straight away and then ill do voting. after one day of voting ill make a new challenge (so your voting and doing challenges at the same time.
in other words.
day 1 and 2= challenge.
day 3 and 4= immunity.
day 5= voting
day 6= challenge and voting.
day 7= continue with the challenge
E.C.T.
this way there are no boring waiting times where everything so dull.
question- you know the way at the moment its
Challenge
Exile island
Challenge
immunity
Will this trend continue? ie winners of the first challenge only get to banish someone, whilst winners of the 2nd challenge get immunity? in my game, im thinking of rolling them into one, i was just wary it might make it go too fast. but i think the pace of things should be faster than 9s.
is that what youre introducing or are you just saying youre putting in more challenges?
thats not the way it goes. its.
challenge.
exile island.
immunity challenge
voting.
i dont have 2 challenges. and the winner of the immunity is edea! which means tht you can not be voted off this time. and now its voting time! you have 2 days to decide who to vote off. PM me and tell me who you want to vote for.
Irvine:
You have got to be kidding me...bahhh whatever...
Squall:...
WEDGE
This....my life has become more pointless than I thought. YAY!
BTW. i will say how many votes each character got but i will not say who voted. this way enemy groups will not know who voted who off and its all about suspicions. you can use this to your advantage in some ways. anyway. i wonder if sephiroths cage could make a map of the island? this is the only survivor without one. and im not sure how to actually make one. my computer doesnt have anything that i know of that could make a good map.
Quistis
"Congratulations Edea even though I think Selphie's strategy would have been much better than yours I'm sorry but that is just what I think. Any way does anyone want to come for a walk?"
Irvine:
I tought i was gonna win...but hell itīs hard and i suppose competion was though.
A guy as good as me as to learn to lose sometimes.
Squall:...
Irvine:
Yup thatīs right Squall.
Squall:...
Edea
Thank you Quistis (And thanks to the voters!). I actually thought Selphie would win this one too. Could I come for a walk with you? I have nothing else to do. :)
Squall:*picks up gunblade*"i'm coming too in case there's anything dangerous."
Selphie:
Congrats, Edea! And thanks for saying nice things about my strategy .. and you too Quistis! But I did think Edea's was better. ;) But again, congrats!
Biggs
"Heh ive got an urge to shoot some beasts! ill follow"
Selphie:
*notices everyone leaving* Me, too!!
Quistis
"Well we have quite a crew with us don't we so I think we should split up. No matter what I'm going with selphie" *Looks around* "Let's start our search over here when we have decided the teams"
OOC: sorry i was away for so long but I was watching the football England versus Trinidad and Tobego
Squall:"I don't care who I go with."
WEDGE
I think I'll go with Biggs.....he's all I have......lol
Biggs
"Fine leave me with Mr. moody! see if i care.....*sheepishly* hi squall!*"
"Wedge! yey!!!! cough. i mean fall under command soldier!"
Squall:"I guess I'm going with Biggs and Wedge."
Quistis
"Well I guess I'll decide the teams then. Edea Selphie and me will be one team I'll be the leader and then Wedge will be the leader for you three okay?" *Walks off before anyone can say anything*
WEDGE
I've been under Biggs for so long, I dont think Im capable of commanding....Ummm...I pass leadership on to Biggs I suppose.
Squall:"Whatever..."
Biggs
*Nearly chokes* "....WHAT!!!! WEDGE! LE...LE..LEADER!!! PREPOSTEROUS!!!!"
"Hmm its your decision wedge, cheer up Squall, youve got a new haircut! bah ha!"
Quistis
*Turns around to face Wedge* "It's your turn to lead now Wedge so just do it otherwise i will shoot you with laser eye ok"
Hmmmmm...If you say so, sir...i mean...Bi-Bi-....sir. Hmmmm...I could have some fun with this.....:upsidedowQuote:
Originally Posted by blue phoenix
Biggs
"Huh..I gotta rest for a bit anyway (aka im logging off) Just remember wedge how many times we fought together for the elites of Galbadia the GECOs! (galbadian elite counter offensives) Remember the pride and the complete loyalty to the group! those values are still important! i only wish they can still be carried forward"
Quistis
"That's better Wedge now your group will take the mountains ok we'll meet you at the top" *Signals for Edea and Selphie to follow*
Squall:*shakes head*"Do I have to follow his orders?"
WEDGE
Squall, drop and give me....a donut. Please.
Squall:"I am not your puppet!"
Quistis
"Squall it's just this once okay? let him have his moment here"
it was worth a try...i said please? *pouts lip*Quote:
Originally Posted by eragon1
Squall:..."don't get too comfortable."*stalks away to the montains*
Quistis
"Squall if you really don't want to do this then we'll go back to the camp and just do it some other time"
Squall:*continues walking pretending not to have heard Quistis.*
Quistis
"I'm tired. I'm going to bed" *Walks back to camp but falls asleep while standing up and enters dream world* "WTF"
Irvine:
So they all went and took off havenīt seen much of Seifer, Rinoa and Zell...
Whatever iīll go practice my shooting.
Are we suppose to vote already?
Edea
Hey, wakey wakey Quistis. I thought we were meant to be going somewhere. *shakes her gently*. Quistis?
Irvine:
Hey hey if someones going somewhere iīm going too wanna try out some ammo.
Edea
Well we can go out on a trip Irvine. *Goes up to Quistis and talks into her ear* And if Quistis here decides to wake up she's always welcome to come along too.
Quistis
"Huh i'm up already Edea and sure I'll come but I call leader ok?" *Rushes off to the mountains* "Hurry up you guys"
Irvine:
Letīs walk alongside the beach shore Matron itīs not like a date or anything itīs just a walk to seek new horizons.
Quistis
"Hey you guys are no fun let's go to the mountains come on"
Edea
Ok, after you Quistis. I would probably get lost anyway.
Irvine:
(There goes my chance)...Alright Quistis lead the way.(Maybe iīll get lucky at the mountains).
Quistis
"Okay well I was searching the mountains yesterday and I found a small little campsite where we can rest and look at the whole island and see what is on the island so let's go" *Turns around and leads the way to the campsite on the mountains*
Edea
Now this is what I joined the Island for. I'm too young to retire.
Quistis
"Now there is a bit of climbing to do here then we reach the campsite also get ready for some monsters ok?" *Starts climbing*
Selphie:
Hey! Can I come?
Irvine:
Come on iīm ready to fight.Fully loaded.
Quistis
"Sure selphie just hurry up" *continues climbing* "Quickly Edea hurry up"
Irvine:
Did anyone brought water?
Edea
Ok, maybe i should not have worn this dress out. *climbs mountain too* Damn it i ripped a bit. Oh well, I'll sort it out later. Irvine you, better be focusing on climbing! How long will this take to get to the top?
Selphie:
Okay, I'm ready! *climbs up mountain* Ehh ... big ... mountain ...
Irvine:
Well itīs not like i happy that you got your dress ripped a bit...ahhh but donīt worry Matron iīm focusing on the climbing right about now.
Quistis
"Edea look out" *There was a boulder falling directly above her* "Selphie you too" *The boulder was going too hit Selphie as well*