The Mid-Year Ciddies 2006 - Winner Revelations Thread! Tally now in first post. :)

For all we know, it could be PiP or DMKA, but I would not yet count out the "Administrater."

Way to steal Shakespeare.

excellent rewriting of shakespeare. squinn deserves some credit. here you go.

Gooo Crash! :D

Those who didn't make it...
Citizen Bleys...............14
Chaos Prophecy.Crash........13
m4tt.........................9
Gunblade Master..............7
Linus........................6
RSL..........................1

Baloki, DMKA and PiP? You people don't understand, you can't miss someone if they're still around all the time! >=o

>>> I still wonder why DMKA is not with us anymore :[..
Anyways, DMKA for the win!!

He was banned. Fail.

Let's cross our fingers and hope DMKA wins with a landslide.

yea go all wooo :D

-Reeno-

GO SOMEONE! svenge? sure.

Aww. :( No Crash.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Primus Inter Pares

Primus Inter Pares..........24
Baloki......................16
DMKA........................16

PiP FTW!

DMK..WTF! Pip Kinda Suck. fail.

WHAT?!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

PiP win = life

Most Underrated Member
Last winner: Jebus
Nomination Leader: I'm my own MILF / Mittopotahis / theundeadhero (tie)

The Nominees
Agent Proto
bipper
Bladen
Cz
Giga Guess
I Took the Red Pill
I'm my own MILF
Maxx Power
Mittopotahis
SammieBabe
theundeadhero

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Agent Proto Faris: Cz Dignified Pauper: Cz Raistlin: Cz Ultima Shadow: Maxx Power Kyono: Cz Zeldy: Bladen Genius Lynx: SammieBabe Levian: Cz Agent Proto: I'm my own MILF Psychotic: I'm my own MILF Meat Puppet: SammieBabe Del Murder: theundeadhero

black orb: theundeadhero Rye: I'm my own MILF Old Manus: Maxx Power Sephiroth1999AD: Maxx Power Jess: Cz RSL: I'm my own MILF eestlinc: SammieBabe Rusty: SammieBabe Mittopotahis: Cz roto13-ness: SammieBabe nik0tine: SammieBabe theundeadhero: SammieBabe Miriel: I'm my own MILF

Prediction Party Favourites: Cz / SammieBabe (7/26 - 27%)

>>> WTF?! This PIP guy again... :mad:

DMKA deserved to win this..

Go SammieBabe and Cz. :cool:

Go Sammiebabe!

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Originally Posted by Bad Karma

I volunteered to present the 1st Bi-Annual 2006 Ciddie for 'Most Underrated member' mainly because underrated things are overlooked and forgotten, and the fact that there is an award to be given out. Now before we get to that, I ask you all, what is Underrated to you? What does it truly mean to be underrated?

Well of course the generic Dictionary defines the word 'underrated' as “derivative of underrate; underrate: to rate too low, or to underestimate.” Wow... that might just be vague enough to work... but it's always good to look a little further when finding these kinds of things out... so I checked up on everyone's favorite information site 'Wikipedia' to see what some of the characteristics that underrated things have in common. Underrated video games, for example, are generally marked in reaching of a cult status. That's something new, now what does it mean to be in a cult status? Cult video games are said to be games that though “garnering limited sales figures, they attracted a loyal fanbase and earned generally great reviews from the press.”

Does that mean that an underrated member of EoFF, bringing in limited praise and recognition, attract enough other members that enjoy them and generally classify that member as a good, or maybe even a n outstanding member? I think it might. I happen to know of quite a few members that might fit into this category and have, in fact, generated a population of other members, may it be a small one, that favor them almost to all the other members though all the other members might not even recognize that stated member.

Now, one might ask, what about all the other members that might post and just never talk to anyone? Well, the way I see it, one can only be underrated if there is a reason for their presence to be “rated to low”. Maybe they just don't strive to make their presence known? But what would make it so that whatever rating they receive as “to low”.
To have a general rating that is too low it a general opinion of a population that generally find that member to be outstanding in more ways than the norm, though normally overlooked.
So with that said, an underrated member can only be said to be underrated on the general opinion of the population in a whole. And you as a population have chosen the following as your Most Underrated Finalists:

Agent Proto -Break for small applause-
bipper -Break for small applause-
Bladen -Break for small applause-
Cz -Break for small applause-
GigaGuess -Break for small applause-
I Took the Red Pill -Break for small applause-
I'm my own MILF -Break for small applause-
Maxx Power -Break for small applause-
Mittopotahis -Break for small applause-
SammieBabe -Break for small applause-
theundeadhero -Break for small applause-

Maybe next award ceremony the category will be called “Most likely to create a massive Cult following.” But then again, “Most underrated” will do fine. It is now my pleasure to announce the proud owner of the Summer 2006 Ciddie for Most Underrated Member, “”. Congratulations!

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Go me?

I am too overrated for this award. :foot:

Those who didn't make it...
Agent Proto.................10
I'm my own MILF.............10
Maxx Power...................9
bipper.......................7
I Took the Red Pill..........7
Giga Guess...................6
Mittopotahis.................6
Bladen.......................3
RSL..........................1

And that leaves Cz, SammieBabe and theundeadhero!

:excited:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Cz

Cz..........................17
SammieBabe..................14
theundeadhero...............14

First win after about five or so years at EoFF, I think!

YESSSS! GEORGE <3

Aww, Sammie and MILF. :(

Congrats Cz! :D

I hope the Czech. Republic beats the USA tomorrow. Already did it today! ♥ Cz.

It's ever so slightly depressing that my constant prescence on the forums has not only lead to a relatively negative nomination, my only nomination, and an award I didn't win. It's enough to make a man go EMO :( ...well, almost, but not quite.

Conrats Cz!

Now how am I going to leap?

YES, MY SON. YES. CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU, Cz! :love:

Meat Puppet also sends his love and congratulations but he is too busy to post atm!

Horniest Member
Last winner: Ansem
Nomination Leader: Ultima Shadow

The Nominees
boris no no
Darth Holmes
Fuzakeru
Jebus
Rye
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten
Ultima Shadow

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Ultima Shadow Faris: Rye Dignified Pauper: boris no no Raistlin: Rye Ultima Shadow: Rye Kyono: Rye Zeldy: Rye Genius Lynx: Ultima Shadow Levian: Darth Holmes Agent Proto: boris no no Psychotic: Rye Meat Puppet: smittenkitten Del Murder: boris no no

black orb: Ultima Shadow Rye: Rye Old Manus: Ultima Shadow Sephiroth1999AD: Darth Holmes Jess: Rye RSL: boris no no eestlinc: boris no no Rusty: Ultima Shadow Mittopotahis: boris no no roto13-ness: Rye nik0tine: Rye theundeadhero: Ultima Shadow Miriel: smittenkitten

Prediction Party Favourite: Rye (10/26 - 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: boris no no / Ultima Shadow (6/26 - 23%)

And now, Omnislasher Draco!

It was about time, Czanthor!

edit: Rye has this one in the box.

Rye will so win this. She is so dirty and horny. :( :jokey:

Jesster is just the most blatant horniest member. Any other is a lie.

:( No Sammie for underrated...?

GO RYE YOU HORNY TEENAGE GIRL

go jebus woooooo!

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Originally Posted by Omnislasher Draco

Greetings on this glorious day,O EoFF members!This is Draco the Omnislasher,or rather Omnislasher Draco,but just call me Draco anyway.And today,I’m here to present the Ciddies award for~~~~~~~~~~~~TEH HORNIEST MEMBAH!!!

And yeah,I deliberately typed it like that because that’s what it would sound like if I said it out loud.

Anyways,back on topic.This years nominees for this award are……

Boris no no

Darth Holmes

Fuzakeru

Jebus

Rye

Shlupquack

Smittenkitten

Ultima Shadow

and me…….oh,never mind the ‘me’.

Well,how do you define horny?do you need loads of porn VCDs and hentai posters all over your room to be horny?Uhhh……OK,so the examples just now were downright sick.But the hell do I care.I’ve been looking for those stuff for ages but I can barely find any these days.Does that make me horny?Probably.

But,to be horny,you need not be so open to it,especially when your underage*ahem*,because you know it’s illegal.Horny dosen’t mean you’re totally psycho or a downright pervert,it just makes you……sort of more mature.uhhh……I wonder if I’m old enough to say this…….I’m only 14……All I know is,sex is concluded as a part of life.We live through it.We need it to give birth and……for some other reasons*cough cough*.AND FOR SOME PARTICULAR PEOPLE,JUST SO YOU KNOW,SEX IS NOT CREEPY OR SICK OR WHATEVER YOU MIGHT THINK IT IS.

Okay,it’s time to reveal the winner~~~~~~~~~~ME!Just kidding,just kidding,seriously,TEH WINNER,OF THE CIDDIES AWARD FOR HORNIEST MEMBER,IS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Couldn't get him to post fast enough. :(

Oh my gosh I won fangirl.

*squea*

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Originally Posted by Zeldy

Oh my gosh I won fangirl.

*squea*

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You actually had a doubt? xD

Yay Czie-poo!! :love: You're never underrated with me... :jokey:
And Congrats to everyone so far! :D

Those who didn't make it...
Ultima Shadow...............19
Darth Holmes................10
ShlupQuack...................9
Jebus........................6
Fuzakeru.....................5
smittenkitten................5
RSL..........................1

boris no no takes on Rye...

Come on, man. This HAS to be Jessters. :(

RYE YOU GO GIRL. HORNY TEENAGE!

smitten ftw still.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Rye

Rye.........................23
boris no no.................20

That's three so far for Rye today!

YAY RYE!

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Originally Posted by Zeldy

Oh my gosh I won fangirl.

*squea*

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You actually had a doubt? xD

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Yeah xD So many people predicted Shlup.

Congrats Rye :heart:

YES!!!! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED

i wake up 6 hours later and this is all the farther we've got? Criminy, I hate time

CONGRATULATIONS, FONDLER!

Rye! Rye! Rye!

rye, the cute prude last ciddies is now our horniest member!

as long as "horny member" doesn't refer to some anatomical feature with spines all over it

Weirdest Member
Last winner: Future Esthar
Nomination Leader: Jaffar

The Nominees
Calliope
Chris
Christmas
Dignified Pauper
Jaffar
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
Spiffing Cheese
Ultima Shadow
ZidaneAndGarnet

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Psychotic Faris: Jaffar Dignified Pauper: Chris Raistlin: Jaffar Ultima Shadow: Psychotic Kyono: Chris Zeldy: Jaffar Genius Lynx: Jaffar Levian: Chris Agent Proto: Chris Psychotic: Jaffar Meat Puppet: Spiffing Cheese Del Murder: Chris

black orb: Old Manus Rye: Jaffar Old Manus: Jaffar Sephiroth1999AD: Psychotic Jess: Jaffar RSL: Jaffar eestlinc: Jaffar Rusty: Calliope Mittopotahis: Jaffar roto13-ness: Meat Puppet nik0tine: Chris theundeadhero: Kawaii Ryûkishi Miriel: Jaffar

Prediction Party Favourite: Jaffar (12/26 - 46%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Chris (6/26 - 23%)

yay go Rye!weeeeeeeee

CONGRATS JESSY AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO WAS ANNOUNCED WHILE I WAS NOT HERE. NAMELY...ER...SAMURAID, KISHI, RYE...I FORGET. CONGRATS! :love:

Haha, a rightful winner. Oh that Rye. :)

Rye won! Yay!

Dammit,couldn't post fast enough!:(

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Originally Posted by Tsukasa

Weirdest.

What does it mean by “Weirdest”. It seems and sounds like a highly respectable name to be smacked up with.

SO! Lets take a quick knowledge burst through the world of the Weird…est.

Weird (wîrd)
adj. weird·er, weird·est
1. Of, relating to, or suggestive of the preternatural or supernatural.
2. Of a strikingly odd or unusual character; strange.
3. Archaic. Of or relating to fate or the Fates.

tr. & intr.v. weird·ed, weird·ing, weirds
Slang. To experience or cause to experience an odd, unusual, and sometimes uneasy sensation. Often used with out.

weird ly adv.
weird ness n.
Synonyms: weird, eerie, uncanny, unearthly
These adjectives refer to what is of a mysteriously strange, usually frightening nature. Weird may suggest the operation of supernatural influences, or merely the odd or unusual: “The person of the house gave a weird little laugh” (Charles Dickens). “There is a weird power in a spoken word” (Joseph Conrad). Something eerie inspires fear or uneasiness and implies a sinister influence: “At nightfall on the marshes, the thing was eerie and fantastic to behold” (Robert Louis Stevenson). Uncanny refers to what is unnatural and peculiarly unsettling: “The queer stumps... had uncanny shapes, as of monstrous creatures” (John Galsworthy). Something unearthly seems so strange and unnatural as to come from or belong to another world: “He could hear the unearthly scream of some curlew piercing the din” (Henry Kingsley).
Those few words taken from dictionary.com ^_^
So, this word links to many other types of words of the same relation.
Ah…. Memory lane (say what? I haven’t even heard about most of these…. It’s almost been only almost a year).
Past Weirdest members are as follows: Citizen Bleys, Kawaii Ryûkishi, Wyllius, Calliope, Calliope, Misfit, Pureghetto, Trumpet Thief, Chris, Future Esthar.
Okay, so, what’s left? The award for weirdest member goes to!
Wait… only Awards_Guy knows that.

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Where are you, speech writers!?

I had a nic`e nap. Jaffar or Shads definately, they are both part of team super sexy, and our team must win.

Those who didn't make it...
Chris........................9
Christmas....................9
Meat Puppet..................9
Kawaii Ryûkishi..............7
Old Manus....................6
Ultima Shadow................6
Psychotic....................5
Spiffing Cheese..............5
Dignified Pauper.............2
RSL..........................1

hurry up and post

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Originally Posted by black orb

>>> WTF?! This PIP guy again... :mad:

DMKA deserved to win this..

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DMKA did deserve to win...:( :mad:

[strike] GO CHRIS, YOU WIERD SOB![/strike] YAY! GO FINALISTS!

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

Those who didn't make it...
Ultima Shadow...............19

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I hate you all! :(

Oh, and if you think the fact that I'm a hentai freak is what makes people belive I'm horny, then you're totally wrong. Only people who chat with me trough IM knows the truth. The rest of you suck. :(

the winner and move

And the Ciddie goes to...
Jaffar

Jaffar......................28
Calliope....................10
ZidaneAndGarnet.............10

Jaffar's first win. :) I won't try to imitate, I'll leave that to everyone else. :)

Who wins??????

Oh.

Come on Jaffar! Bring home a win!

on to the next

Jaffar cakes taste nice

The I'm Not Feeling Too Good Break

brb

http://kf004.k12.sd.us/images/j0136841%5B1%5D.gif

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA My Friends The Glorious And Fruitful Day's Of Plentiness Are Ahead For Our Lord The Wonderful And Mighty Jaffar Has Won His First Ciddie! Surely You Are To Be Celebrating This Joyous Day Of Bounty And Happiness! Congratulations Jaffar My Friend HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

now that i think about it, Calliope is definitely the wierdest... congrats Jaffar

HAHAHAHAHA Yay Jaffar Won. He Will Be Very Happy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA How Truly Splendid Indeed This Is. He Is Honored That His Friends Of Old Remember Him From His Long Journey! But Alas, It Seems He Could Not Be Here, And For This He Regrets! HAHAHAHAHAH! Rye!

award. don't be sick.

HAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU ALL MY FRIENDS OF VOTING ME THE AWARD OF WEIRDEST MEMBER. I AM PROUD THAT MY NEW SEXY TEAM SUPPORTED ME AND WISH TO SHARE THIS VICTORY WITH THEM.

Best I got for his award speach.

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Originally Posted by Kyono

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA My Friends The Glorious And Fruitful Day's Of Plentiness Are Ahead For Our Lord The Wonderful And Mighty Jaffar Has Won His First Ciddie! Surely You Are To Be Celebrating This Joyous Day Of Bounty And Happiness! Congratulations Jaffar My Friend HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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*Hits Kyono with a frozen trout.*

BoB, go wake up AG.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA How Truly Splendid Indeed This Is. He Is Honored That His Friends Of Old Remember Him From His Long Journey! But Alas, It Seems He Could Not Be Here, And For This He Regrets! HAHAHAHAHAH! Rye!

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no one really cares... evreyone just wants to see the damned winners, okay. I mean HONESTLY! If you want to pop back to presence, make a thread, because that is TOTALLY ALLOWED! :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA I'm Going To Jump On The Overused Joke Bandwagon

Hodamn,please don't be sick,AG.It's 1am in my time.

AG just went to throw up after eating a carrot. He'll be back. Besides, he has to keep his sexy figure.

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Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA How Truly Splendid Indeed This Is. He Is Honored That His Friends Of Old Remember Him From His Long Journey! But Alas, It Seems He Could Not Be Here, And For This He Regrets! HAHAHAHAHAH! Rye!

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no one really cares... evreyone just wants to see the damned winners, okay. I mean HONESTLY! If you want to pop back to presence, make a thread, because that is TOTALLY ALLOWED! :D

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What's with unnecessary troll post? You should've yelled at Kyono first.

but Kyono and I are almost in love, but it's just lusty tom-foolery. He just wants to steal me from Neel.

Mold Anus: Quite bickering and instead honor the Great Jaffar and praise him for winning! How dare you degrade him by argueing over trivial crap in place of praise. You make me sick.

It would seem Mold ANus likes Jaffar a lot, he's a little angry with you bickerers.

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Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

but Kyono and I are almost in love, but it's just lusty tom-foolery. He just wants to steal me from Neel.

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And that justifies yelling at me for no reason? If you want to have a lover's quarrel, go ahead. Go yell at Neel or Kyono for all I care. Heck, make a thread about it.

Funniest Member
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
eestlinc
Levian
Meat Puppet
Neel Hates Clout's Guts
Old Manus
Peter_20
Psychotic
Yamaneko

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Psychotic Faris: Psychotic Dignified Pauper: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Raistlin: Psychotic Ultima Shadow: Psychotic Kyono: Psychotic Zeldy: Psychotic Genius Lynx: Old Manus Levian: Psychotic Agent Proto: Psychotic Psychotic: Neel Hates Clout's Guts Meat Puppet: Levian Del Murder: Old Manus

black orb: Meat Puppet Rye: Psychotic Old Manus: Levian Sephiroth1999AD: Psychotic Jess: Yamaneko RSL: Meat Puppet eestlinc: eestlinc Rusty: Psychotic Mittopotahis: Psychotic roto13-ness: Psychotic nik0tine: Psychotic theundeadhero: Meat Puppet Miriel: Levian

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (14/26 - 54%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Levian / Meat Puppet (3/26 - 12%)

Fine by me. Making up is always the most fun. :aimkiss:

Ladies and gents, good afternoon or evening to you all. I'm here to present the award for Funniest Member, but don't worry. I've got someone to roll a tumbleweed in front of me in case you don't laugh. *canned laughter*

Thanks, you're all so kind. Even though this forum is supposed to be about Final Fantasy, there's never been any shortage of humor among the members. We run the gamut from goofy to deadpan, dry to wet (don't ask what wet humor would be about), LOL to jokes that make you scratch your head and say "huh?". One one-liner is never enough, you know, that kind of thing.

Any of these fellas would do the award proud, but there can be only one! Without further ado, let's hand out some hardware.

PSY FTW!

:pickle:

I wish Dr. Yams were here.

Those who didn't make it...
Levian......................17
Yamaneko....................16
Meat Puppet.................14
eestlinc.....................7
Neel Hates Clout's Guts......7
Peter_20.....................4
RSL..........................1

Old Manus will try to outwit Psychotic for this one...

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

And the Ciddie goes to...
Bert

Bert........................22
Meat Puppet.................21


Congrats on your first Ciddie, Bert. :)

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OMG I WON A CIDDIE

i was shocked too

I don't get it :confused:

And the Ciddie goes to...
Psychotic

Psychotic...................24
Old Manus...................18

Three Funniest Member Ciddies in a row for Psychotic!

YEAH!!!No surprise BTW.

Configulations, CyberPsy. :cool: Well earned.

Boy I'm pretty good at picking the second place winner.

YAY BERT ahem i mean GOD!

Oh....Psy won a Ciddie. Color me shocked. Truly shocked.
:p

:spin:

Best Chatter
Last winner: rubah
Nomination Leader: rubah

The Nominees
Bert
Fujiko The Glittery
Gullick
kikimm
rubah
Shauna
Spiffing Cheese
Strider
Tasura
Tsukasa

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: kikimm Faris: rubah Dignified Pauper: rubah Raistlin: kikimm Ultima Shadow: rubah Kyono: kikimm Zeldy: rubah Genius Lynx: rubah Levian: rubah Agent Proto: Bert Psychotic: rubah Meat Puppet: Tsukasa Del Murder: rubah

black orb: Gullick Rye: rubah Old Manus: rubah Sephiroth1999AD: Bert Jess: rubah RSL: rubah eestlinc: rubah Rusty: rubah Mittopotahis: Tsukasa roto13-ness: rubah nik0tine: kikimm theundeadhero: rubah Miriel: rubah

Prediction Party Favourite: rubah (17/26 - 65%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: kikimm (4/26 - 15%)

As is tradition, the Best Chatter Ciddie will be presented in #eoff before it is revealed here - can everyone in #eoff please not reveal the winner in the thread until I've posted the winner post.

O RLY?

THE BEST SPEECH EVER GIVEN FOR THE BEST CHATTER!


To be a regular of EoFF, it is impossible to not visit chat at least some point during your stay. It is in #eoff where the true community of EoFF shines through in the avid members who chat adamantly with fervour and terse speech that allows it to prosper so. The Best Chatter at EoFF knows that Final Fantasy is never to be discussed within the walls of EoFF, and that any EoFFChatter must be greeted with a, "Hey, it's an EoFFChatter." The winner of this award exemplifies wit, honor, and the ability to whore themselves out to the general public for a good laugh. So, without further ado, it is my esteemed privelege to present to you the winner of the first Bi-Annual 2006 Ciddies...

Anything else would have been Totally Psuchotic! Zomg pun!

We have a chat?!!1 :confused:

i'm going to know before everyone else

Did I win best dressed?

So much for winning 0 Ciddies, Psy! :laugh:

EDIT: Quina, ofcourse you did! :jess:

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

And the Ciddie goes to...
Primus Inter Pares

Primus Inter Pares..........24
Baloki......................16
DMKA........................16

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FAIL!!!

This is an outrage!!! :mad2:


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to read through the remainder of this thread. *pouts*

GO GULL!!!!!!!!!!GULL GULL GULL GULL!!!!!!!=D

And the Ciddie goes to...
rubah

rubah.......................21
kikimm......................17
Bert........................10
Tsukasa......................9
Shauna.......................7
Spiffing Cheese..............7
Gullick......................6
Fujiko The Glittery..........4
Strider......................4
Tasura.......................3
RSL..........................1

Go rubah weapon! Nice run for kikimm though, since she doesn't chat and all. :cool:

Rubah! Congrats to you!

rubah weapon won last time and won again!

everyone already knew this one and it was no suprise.


I'm Marick D. Pauper reporting live for the EoFF World Post where I am standing right now with the one and only Levian.

Levian, having won your first Ciddie this time around, how does it feel?

Best Spammer
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Meat Puppet

The Nominees
Bladen
Dignified Pauper
Levian
Meat Puppet
Neel Hates Clout's Guts
Old Manus
Psychotic
Yamaneko

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Psychotic Faris: Psychotic Dignified Pauper: Old Manus Raistlin: Levian Ultima Shadow: Psychotic Kyono: Psychotic Zeldy: Meat Puppet Genius Lynx: Levian Levian: Psychotic Agent Proto: Levian Psychotic: Meat Puppet Meat Puppet: Psychotic Del Murder: Neel Hates Clout's Guts

black orb: Psychotic Rye: Meat Puppet Old Manus: Meat Puppet Sephiroth1999AD: Old Manus Jess: Levian RSL: Meat Puppet eestlinc: Old Manus Rusty: Old Manus Mittopotahis: Old Manus roto13-ness: Dignified Pauper nik0tine: Psychotic theundeadhero: Psychotic Miriel: Levian

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (9/26 - 35%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Levian / Meat Puppet / Levian (5/26 - 19%)

Congrats rubah!

Well earned.

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Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

I'm Marick D. Pauper reporting live for the EoFF World Post where I am standing right now with the one and only Levian.

Levian, having won your first Ciddie this time around, how does it feel?

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Oh, never been better. I have a little gas though. :mog:

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Originally Posted by eestlinc

Let us consider now the posting habits of the fascinating species eeyoeffius spammerus. Like it's prehistoric forebears eeyoeffius ayseemelem and eeyoeffius godhoorjgod tends to vary widely from individual to individual. We shall examine a fine example of each specimen:

Bladen:

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Originally Posted by Bladen

omfg this is all true? i always thought martians goats gypsies and hippies merged together into americans and they lived happily ever after


man the Brit empire seemed to be insane then wow now i know why us brits are madder than mad jack mc mad the winner of the worlds maddest man award

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Dignified Pauper:

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Originally Posted by Dignified Pauper

BAN NEEL BAN NEEL BAN NEEL.


I <3 you Neel.

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Levian:

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Originally Posted by Levian

I forgot to pick Aeris up earlier in the game. Does this mean I can dig her up in Bone Village?

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Meat Puppet:

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Originally Posted by Meat Puppet

Sometimes when I owe people money, I try to stay up all night to earn it. But I usually fail and end up getting gunned down at 4:00am :(

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Neel Hates Clout's Guts:

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Originally Posted by Neel Hates Clout's Guts

Earth day is blah blah blah and throw it in a mine shaft! xDDDDDDDDD

I think Earth Day's proximity to 4.20 is meant to be. :D

Keep it green, people. :)

:up:

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Old Manus:

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Originally Posted by Old Manus

Shop guy: Okay, your challenge is to finish FF7 and revive Aeris by next week, otherwise you pay for the game.
Player: Easy!

Next week..

Player: WTF

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Psychotic:

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

The one where Santa gets drunk on sherry and cheap alcopops and then ends up stabbing a child in the face. I can't remember its name now, can anyone help?

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Yamaneko:

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Originally Posted by Yamaneko

Apparently, eest and I are interchangeable for Best Spammer and Funniest Member. It really disgusts me.

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So there you have it. :D And the winner of Best Spammer is...

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And the king of spammers is.....................

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Originally Posted by nik0tine

FAIL!!!

This is an outrage!!! :mad2:

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The ciddies have already failed as much as they possibly could, 3 pages ago. :greenie:

There you have it, folks, Levian is a little gassy after winning this amazing honor. Good luck in the future awards.

Up now is the Best Spammer category. Stay tuned here for the winner.

I'm Marick D. Pauper for the EoFF World Post. You stay classy Eyeson.

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Originally Posted by Award Guy

And the Ciddie goes to...
Primus Inter Pares

Primus Inter Pares..........24
Baloki......................16
DMKA........................16

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FAIL!!!

This is an outrage!!! :mad2:


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to read through the remainder of this thread. *pouts*

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I am with ya there bud. We will just have to keep this link for the next time a Cloud no. 9 clone makes another 'What is WRONG with democracy (for once)' thread

in short - werd :cool:

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? The world may never know.

I mean, uh, go, Lev! Wakka wakka wakka, and more muppet jokes.

Those who didn't make it...
Psychotic...................17
Yamaneko.....................9
Neel Hates Clout's Guts......7
Bladen.......................6
Dignified Pauper.............3
RSL..........................1

Who dethroned Psy? Was it Levian? Maybe Meat Puppet? Or Old Manus? Some might even say it was Psychotic himself, the moment he accepted the Cid's Knight position...

I need to go back to bed, but I'm not. Yet.

eestlinc should win the Best Speech person ciddie.

Argentina v. Côte d'Ivoire kickoff in an hour and a half. Hurry this up!

And the Ciddie goes to...
Old Manus

Old Manus...................23
Levian......................19
Meat Puppet.................19

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CONGRATULATIONS, OLD MANUS

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And the Ciddie goes to...
Primus Inter Pares

Primus Inter Pares..........24
Baloki......................16
DMKA........................16

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FAIL!!!

This is an outrage!!! :mad2:


Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to read through the remainder of this thread. *pouts*

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I am with ya there bud. We will just have to keep this link for the next time a Cloud no. 9 clone makes another 'What is WRONG with democracy (for once)' thread

in short - werd :cool:

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There's always next time.

B)

MOld Anus: I am proud of what I sprouted from, good job old friend.

Ah, man. Beaten by an old man, again. Congrats, I guess. :cool:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/matchofth...trundle390.jpg

After a long reign, leader of the Spam Brigade, Psychotic has finally been de-throned by Old Manus. Congratulations Manus, what an honor, any words?

BUtT, OLD MANUS = MEAT PUPPET :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

Haha. Dethroned by Mold Anus --- that just sounds like a bad run at the whorehouse.

Best Poster
Last winner: Psychotic
Nomination Leader: Psychotic

The Nominees
Big D
bipper
Denmark
Dr Unne
eestlinc
Genius Lynx
I'm my own MILF
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Levian
Old Manus
Psychotic
RSL
Rye

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Dr Unne Faris: Old Manus Dignified Pauper: Levian Raistlin: Psychotic Ultima Shadow: Psychotic Kyono: Dr Unne Zeldy: Psychotic Genius Lynx: Psychotic Levian: Psychotic Agent Proto: Big D Psychotic: Dr Unne Meat Puppet: Denmark Del Murder: Psychotic

black orb: Kawaii Ryûkishi Rye: Old Manus Old Manus: Psychotic Sephiroth1999AD: Big D Jess: Psychotic RSL: eestlinc eestlinc: Psychotic Rusty: Psychotic Mittopotahis: Dr Unne roto13-ness: Dr Unne nik0tine: Kawaii Ryûkishi theundeadhero: bipper Miriel: I'm my own MILF

Prediction Party Favourite: Psychotic (10/26 - 38%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Dr Unne (5/26 - 19%)

Psy, you sellout.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/wales/matchofth...trundle390.jpg

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I love you.

GOE, Bipper, GOE!

GOE! :cool:

woa - you din't even predict me you bastage ... how logical of you!

*Since Undead loves me I have become a necrophiliac from this point forth!*

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In an internet world where such travesties as spamming, 1337, and bad grammar run rampant it brings us hope to know that there are a few of us out there who care about the quality of their posts. They (usually) know what they're talking about, and (almost) always put effort into their words. They entertain and engage us with their wit (xD), charm (xDD), and knowledge (xDDD). They are the master debaters of EoEo and the ones who (try to) keep GC funny. These fine folks are proof that quality is better than quantity. They keep with the topics and know better than to double post. I am truly honoured to present EoFF's award for Best Poster. And without further adieu, the most on-topic and dedicated poster on the internet...

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Go Milfy!

Predictions rarely run parallel to actual votes.

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Why did i feel singled out there :eek:

Those who didn't make it...
Big D.......................11
Psychotic...................11
Dr Unne......................9
Genius Lynx..................9
Levian.......................8
Old Manus....................8
bipper.......................6
Denmark......................6
eestlinc.....................6
RSL..........................5
Rye..........................3

Favourites Psy & Unne both out already! This leaves MILFy and Kishi, vying for an upset victory!

Congrats,Mold Anus!

Oh wow, perhaps my Kishi prediction wasn't such a bad one after all. :p

Go go Mr. MILF! :heart:

Kaishii for the win!

GO MILFY GO!

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Oh wow, perhaps my Kishi prediction wasn't such a bad one after all. :p

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yer still a bastage - right or not :)

damn im falling behind need to keep reading!

And the Ciddie goes to...
I'm my own MILF

I'm my own MILF.............13
Kawaii Ryûkishi.............12

MILF picks up his first Ciddie, and a good one at that! Congratulations, MILF. :)

He can be my MILF

(lol contradictory)

Grats MILF. No 'pip' to mess this one up for ya :)

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Whoo! MILF! :D

YES! HOORAH! CONGRATULATIONS, MR. MILF! :heart: I AM YOUR BIGGEST FAN!

Seriously though, Congrats Milfy. You rock the hizzouse :heart:

Congrats MILF, it's well deserved.

After losing the favorites of Unne and Psy, it seems that the underdog, MILF, has come to sweep victory away from the favorites.

While there have been many upsets tonight, it marks a new Era for EoFF. an Era where Psychotic is no longer the reigning king, as well as changes in the social heirarchy of EoFF, however, there are still a lot of Ciddies to go, and anything could happen here today.

Best Poet
Last winner: eestlinc
Nomination Leader: nik0tine

The Nominees
Dignified Pauper
eestlinc
Loony BoB
Necronopticous
nik0tine
themagicroundabout

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Loony BoB Faris: eestlinc Dignified Pauper: eestlinc Raistlin: eestlinc Ultima Shadow: eestlinc Kyono: eestlinc Zeldy: themagicroundabout Genius Lynx: eestlinc Levian: eestlinc Agent Proto: themagicroundabout Psychotic: eestlinc Meat Puppet: Loony BoB Del Murder: eestlinc

black orb: themagicroundabout Rye: nik0tine Old Manus: Dignified Pauper Sephiroth1999AD: eestlinc Jess: Necronopticous RSL: nik0tine eestlinc: eestlinc Rusty: nik0tine Mittopotahis: eestlinc roto13-ness: Loony BoB nik0tine: Dignified Pauper theundeadhero: eestlinc Miriel: nik0tine

Prediction Party Favourite: eestlinc (13/26 - 50%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: nik0tine (4/26 - 15%)

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THE WINNERS SO FAR! Psy x 1028293, rubah, MILF, Old Manus...:D Oh man. Okay, break over.

ALSO -- GO CURTY! YOU'RE THE BESTEST POET EVER.

Awesome, I was the only one to predict MILF for best poster. :cool:

Whoa,I'm falling behind alot!

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Best Poet

It is very hard to define what a “winner” is. To some a winner is the everyday Angel, striving to help others without expecting to receive anything back. Jesus was a winner, a being of pure Divinity. “Man kind know thyself; think of love and nothing else”. For love and acceptance comes to those of seek it; a winning chance of finally knowing true love. It is up to oneself to find and receive love. Do to the best you can, and to do it without any regret. The words are read through a million different eyes, so it is impossible for anyone to be the judge. However, if the blind man chooses not to see, how will he ever be able to tell the difference between good and evil? Who wears the scars, of the war between the heart and the mind? We do. We must never forget to look inside and do the best we can, for when the rewards arrive, we shall all receive.

And the winner for Best Poet is:

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Oh man, I'm excited.

I am making a speculatory post

Haha, back just in time. except i won't win.

Slap me silly! who gunna win it? :eek:

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Haha, back just in time. except i won't win.

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Except that you will. :p

*generic apprehension post*

I predict the finalists are Eest, Nik, and Myself.

Those who didn't make it...
nik0tine....................16
themagicroundabout..........16
eestlinc....................12
Loony BoB....................5
RSL..........................1

Dignified Pauper and Necronopticous make up the final two! With eest out, we'll have our second ever winner, as eest has won all of the first four Best Poet Ciddies.

I'm just happy seven people (plus my mom) think I'm funny.

momf go Marick go Marick go Marick

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hah, i showed all you!

Oh wow, what a surprise! The both of you deserve it equally, so congrats to whomever wins.

And the Ciddie goes to...
Dignified Pauper

Dignified Pauper............20
Necronopticous..............19

A one vote victory, and DP takes his first!

to be a poet means to have exquisite balance,
and masterful poise,
to pretend
to totter,
to teeter,
and elicit gasps of awe
to be a poet takes an extreme talent

This is more intense than that time I had constipation for an entire minute!

Yay! Congrats Marick <3

I think you're real funny too!

Damn, I'm slow. Congrat's brownie-lover. :D BROWNIES LOVE YOU TOO!

I can honestly say, I didn't see it turning out like this. Congrats on the much deserved win, DP! :hyper:

Necronawjfoiunwaiugnerous failed this time

EDIT: This should be top story in the EoFF Post.

i write no haiku
for i have lost and am shamed
and now seppuku

Congratumalations, DP! You deserve it!

oh gosh we are drawing close to best Graphic desiner. *_*

Best Writer
Last winner: Behold the Void
Nomination Leader: Strider

The Nominees
Behold the Void
Dignified Pauper
nik0tine
Ouch!
Reine
Strider

Who they predicted to win...

Tavrobel: Behold the Void Faris: Behold the Void Dignified Pauper: Behold the Void Raistlin: Behold the Void Ultima Shadow: Behold the Void Kyono: Behold the Void Zeldy: Reine Genius Lynx: Behold the Void Levian: Strider Agent Proto: Strider Psychotic: Behold the Void Meat Puppet: Reine Del Murder: Behold the Void

black orb: Rye: Strider Old Manus: Strider Sephiroth1999AD: nik0tine Jess: Behold the Void RSL: Behold the Void eestlinc: Behold the Void Rusty: Strider Mittopotahis: nik0tine roto13-ness: Behold the Void nik0tine: Behold the Void theundeadhero: Behold the Void Miriel: Behold the Void

Prediction Party Favourite: Behold the Void (16/26 - 62%)
Prediction Party Runner Up: Strider (6/26 - 23%)

In a startling upset, Marick D. Pauper has beat out the usual favorite for the award, Eestlinc, whose poetry has been absent.

Contesting with greats like Nikotine and Necronopticus is no small task. coming in at one vote lead against finalist Necronopticus, Marick D. Pauper proposed the upset in this years Best Poet Ciddy.

"I feel so honored that the community of Eyeson understands good work. I'd just like to say congratulations to all the nominations and for you, I've wrote a little modest something.

Winner

i win
you lost
go home
read Frost."

congratulations myself. Now, back to the Ciddies.

I'm Marick D. Pauper with the EoFF World Post, you stay classy Eyeson.

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Well, well, well, we finally got to the Best Writer Ciddie eh? Well, by the time you're done reading this, you'll probably be wishing whoever wins this Ciddie had wrote this presentation speech. Anyway, we have six illustrious masters of the written word in the running for this Ciddie. These people have perfected their prose and always remember to check their spelling (usually). Here’s a glimpse at why they’re here.

Behold the Void
Winner of this Ciddie last year, and the only returning nominee from the Winter ’05 Ciddies (RSL doesn’t count). He's well known as a resident expert in writing fiction, with things like the Grand Tournaments and his various RP’s . His most recent work was a look at how a fight between Sora (Kingdom Hearts) and Cloud (Final Fantasy VII) would play out. Behold the Void was also instrumental in the creation of the Role-Playing sub forum.

Dignified Pauper
Marick has been a busy man since the close of the last Ciddies. He has written at least thirteen poems in these short six months, all of which are leagues better than anything this poor presenter could do in a year. His adventurous subject matter and unique spacing create a surreal experience while reading poems such as more garbage or Fruit of Knowledge . He also created a thread with specific tips for aspiring poets. His most recent work his entitled The Midwest .

nik0tine
Another poet who's taken up residence at EoFF, nik0tine takes his work in a different then our last nominee. His poems feature a shorter length and can center on anything from funny old men to the composer Bach . nik is also composes pieces of music he then posts here, such as The Organ Dreams and Music for the Harp . His most recent work is a Waltz in D flat .

Ouch!
A surprise nominee, considering he only has one piece of work to use, Ouch! is nonetheless a great writer and worthy of this Ciddie. After a year and a half of silence, he came out and showed of several Short Stories for the readers of EoFF. Hopefully his next piece of writing will not be so far away, as EoFF, could definitely go for more of his work.

Reine
Reine lives in his own little world, known as Final Fantasy Advanced. Luckily for us, he decided to share some of this world with us, putting his writing skills to use. His first chronicled the main villain's backstory in Andreil's Story . The next two pieces were more informative based, giving us insight on the magic and overall universe of the world of FFA. Hopefully he will continue to show us more of this intriguing world.

Strider
Our final nominee is another aficionado of large spanning stories. Between his Site Staff stuff, Strider has worked on and off on his story entitled The Branded . Hopefully we will ultimately see what happens with Darrien and Castil, but until then we can always read the second incantation of it, or perhaps Millennium .

There you have it. Each of these nominees has shown themselves to be not only skilled with the written word, but also willing to accept constructive criticism and advice on improvements. However, unfortunately, only one of these skilled writers can hold the Ciddie for the Best Writer of EoFF. How is it you ask? Well Award Guy, why don't you let them know?

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